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(WISHTV)   Woman needs money. Does she a) get a job? b) take out a loan? or c) attack her double-amputee mother? (with "is she naked?" mug)   (wishtv.com) divider line 59
    More: Sick, Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department, Jessica Strahl, OpenID  
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2012-05-24 01:11:20 PM  
Under her clothes, yes.
I
 
2012-05-24 01:32:49 PM  
I hope not!
 
2012-05-24 01:47:30 PM  
If her mother was armed, she might've been able to fight back

/Aisle seat
 
2012-05-24 01:55:45 PM  

scottydoesntknow: If her mother was armed, she might've been able to fight back

/Aisle seat


Or if the daughter wasn't so knee-dy?
 
2012-05-24 02:02:50 PM  
Needed money, came up stumped
 
2012-05-24 03:21:27 PM  
God doesn't heal amputees
 
2012-05-24 03:22:43 PM  
HER MOTHER CAN'T PRESS CHARGES. SHE DOESNT HAVE A LEG TO STAND ON.
 
2012-05-24 03:23:39 PM  
Just needed a hand with rent
 
2012-05-24 03:24:40 PM  
I see nothing in that picture that makes me want her to be not naked.
 
2012-05-24 03:26:12 PM  
Strahl also took her mother's cane so the woman couldn't come after her.

LOL
 
2012-05-24 03:26:35 PM  
Double amputee only needs one cane?
 
2012-05-24 03:27:03 PM  
Police are looking for a woman they say attacked and robbed her disabled mother.

Why didn't they just hang onto her after they took her picture? Dumbasses.
 
2012-05-24 03:27:35 PM  
one leg one arm Named Ilean
 
2012-05-24 03:27:57 PM  
CRAZY EYES!
 
2012-05-24 03:28:07 PM  
One arm, one leg, opposite sides?
 
2012-05-24 03:28:14 PM  
In that pic, she has a sort of disarming expression...
 
2012-05-24 03:29:13 PM  
Meth, it's a hell of a drug.
 
2012-05-24 03:30:18 PM  
media2.wishtv.com
CRAZY EYES ACTIVATE!!!
 
2012-05-24 03:32:13 PM  

wickedgrin: One arm, one leg, opposite sides?


Actually; it's possible both amputations were on the same limb. They amputate once; the wound becomes seriously infected and they amputate again.
 
2012-05-24 03:33:05 PM  
She was quoted as saying, "The kind of crimes I'm committing you've probably never heard of."
 
2012-05-24 03:33:32 PM  

iheartscotch: wickedgrin: One arm, one leg, opposite sides?

Actually; it's possible both amputations were on the same limb. They amputate once; the wound becomes seriously infected and they amputate again.


Thank you, I can now continue on with my day.
 
2012-05-24 03:33:35 PM  
She sounds like a keeper.
 
2012-05-24 03:39:09 PM  
One-handed golf clap...
 
2012-05-24 03:43:07 PM  

blackhonda: one leg one arm Named Ilean


If she was Asian, would her name be Irene?
 
2012-05-24 03:44:50 PM  
Is she naked?

*closes eyes*

i1136.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-24 03:46:07 PM  
C'mon mom she just needs some support.
 
2012-05-24 03:47:16 PM  
I hate when I recognise a local TV station logo on FARK's main page...
 
2012-05-24 03:54:55 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-24 03:56:01 PM  

wickedgrin: Double amputee only needs one cane?


what a double amputee may look like.

i.minus.com

or

i.minus.com
 
2012-05-24 04:00:16 PM  
Penis goes where?

media2.wishtv.com

Strahl then pawned the necklaces.

Let me get a buddy over who knows about gold chains stolen by crazy eyed lady's from double amputees - can you wait a few minutes?

encrypted-tbn0.google.com
 
2012-05-24 04:02:16 PM  
Officers said Strahl left the home in a red pickup truck with tinted windows.

Of course she did.
 
2012-05-24 04:02:47 PM  
Grables'Daughter sure has let herself go.

/I keed I keed
 
2012-05-24 04:06:46 PM  
the next family gathering is going to be really awkward
 
2012-05-24 04:07:18 PM  
OK, horrible to attack your mom, but if you are going to attack someone then a double-amputee is a good choice. It improves our chances of winning.
 
2012-05-24 04:13:39 PM  
To much green was in her vision, she didn't make the right decision
i76.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-24 04:16:57 PM  

Tony_Pepperoni: [i.imgur.com image 173x216]


make her look like Elizabeth Montgomery and you have my ex nailed.
course, she's been nailed a lot lately.
She's been nailed by the cops.
She's been nailed by child welfare.
She's been nailed by a biker gang....
 
2012-05-24 04:22:00 PM  
www.demotivers.com
 
2012-05-24 04:31:38 PM  
Will she take a load across the glasses? If so, she's porn material!
 
2012-05-24 04:46:48 PM  
Ty Cobb would be proud.
 
2012-05-24 04:49:25 PM  

Whatthefark: CRAZY EYES!


QFT
 
2012-05-24 04:52:51 PM  
Contender for the useless white trash biatch of the year award. .
 
2012-05-24 05:13:07 PM  

scottydoesntknow: If her mother was armed, she might've been able to fight back

/Aisle seat


That may get you the co-pilot seat!
However, you may have a fight on your hands after reading this thread!

/i'll be serving drinks
 
2012-05-24 05:14:30 PM  

blackhonda: one leg one arm Named Ilean


You stole my line!

/well, not exactly
//come on, Eileen
 
2012-05-24 05:28:24 PM  
When they find her and her companion, just put a couple of bullets in their brains. People like this will never be of any use to society. At least the 16-year-old caught shoplifting from 7-11 has the potential to turn things around; these people are done, they will continue to be parasites on everyone around them.
 
2012-05-24 05:33:07 PM  
When the mom refused to give Strahl money, Strahl pushed her mother to the ground and ripped two gold necklaces from her neck, IMPD officials said. Strahl also took her mother's cane so the woman couldn't come after her.

Strahl's mother is a double amputee who walks with a cane. She suffered injuries to her arm and back as a result of the altercation.

Officers said Strahl left the home in a red pickup truck with tinted windows. Someone else was driving. Strahl then pawned the necklaces.


/You know, there is a description of "asshole", and then there is this. I'm guessing that she needed drug money. What a worthless piece of human filth her and her companion are. Die..do it now.
 
2012-05-24 05:40:23 PM  
"I was attacking double amputee mothers before it was cool. You probably never heard of them."

media2.wishtv.com
 
2012-05-24 06:53:46 PM  
The mom would sue but she doesn't have a leg to stand on.
 
2012-05-24 07:05:33 PM  
Assume this woman needs money for drugs (or possible gambling debts -- she looks to me more like a drug abuser) Had an older cousin, Jerome, who was a drug addict from when he was a teenager. Heard that he was so desperate to buy drugs that he would steal his father's shoes and sell them for $ to buy drugs. I was ripped off by him when I was around 8 years old. Made my First Communion at Catholic church. Mom had party for me at our house and all aunts, uncles, cousins were invited. It's traditional for relatives to give children making First Communion cash gifts in envelope. I put the envelopes in my bedroom. My cousin Jerome I was told left early from the party. After he left, we found my gift envelopes opened with the cash removed. My family never confronted him and I lost out on some $. We later saw his picture in the paper when he was arrested with a bunch of men for a drug bust in Newark, NJ. Did a few years in prison. Later married and had a son, but could never secure steady employment. Died when he was in his forties.
 
2012-05-24 07:09:22 PM  
*I have no legs. I have no legs. I have no legs*

/obscure?
//now that will be stuck in my head all day.
 
2012-05-24 07:30:42 PM  
There's a lesson here, taken from that old parable:

"Kick an amputee's ass, and you'll have money for a day. Teach the amputee to make porn, and you'll have money for a lifetime."
 
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