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(WBAL Baltimore)   Remember friends, it could always be worse. You could drown in an enormous septic pit filled with horse manure   (wbal.com) divider line 42
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2012-05-24 11:55:14 AM  
What a sh*tty way to die.
 
2012-05-24 12:13:57 PM  
That's easy for you to say, Mr I-Didn't-Drown-In-An-Enormous-Septic-Pit-Filled-With-Horseshiat-Subby
 
2012-05-24 12:14:08 PM  
Yes, middle management isn't fun.
 
2012-05-24 12:14:19 PM  
Sadly there is probably a fetish for that shiat. Rule 34 man
 
2012-05-24 12:15:16 PM  
I ......*am*... in... a ....world... of.... shiat.
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2012-05-24 12:15:29 PM  
You have to wonder about the 19 fecalphilliacs that "like" that article.
 
2012-05-24 12:17:10 PM  
methane gas is some powerfull shiat.
 
2012-05-24 12:17:42 PM  
No thanks !
 
2012-05-24 12:18:46 PM  
They should have yelled "FIRE!".

/Let's see who knows that reference
 
2012-05-24 12:19:55 PM  
True, subby, true. But I can think of a few people for whom this would be a fitting end.
 
2012-05-24 12:22:39 PM  
I hate manure.
 
2012-05-24 12:23:32 PM  
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2012-05-24 12:25:27 PM  
They should have gotten the Big City Slider Station (NSFW LANGUAGE WARNING, new window)
 
2012-05-24 12:28:52 PM  

Oldiron_79: Sadly there is probably a fetish for that shiat. Rule 34 man


Actually, that's either Rule 36 or Rule 51 -- "It is somebody's fetish. No exceptions."

Rule 34 is "There is porn of it. No exceptions."
 
2012-05-24 12:29:18 PM  

King Something: They should have gotten the Big City Slider Station (NSFW LANGUAGE WARNING, new window)


OK *That* F*CKING MADE ME LAUGH, M*THERF*UCKER, NO SHIAT, NO FUC*ING AROUND. GO AKEAD FUC*ERS, CLICK THAT FU*KING LINK, FU*K!!!!
 
2012-05-24 12:33:33 PM  
I tried that once. I didn't like it. I've there are better hobbies out there for me to enjoy.
 
2012-05-24 12:42:01 PM  

grouser: methane gas is some powerfull shiat.


It's actually the hydrogen sulfide that gets you, methane is lighter than air and will disperse in a open pit.
 
2012-05-24 12:46:49 PM  

albuquerquehalsey: methane is lighter than air and will disperse


As someone who had broccoli for lunch, I'm really getting a kick...
 
2012-05-24 12:59:52 PM  
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2012-05-24 01:04:57 PM  
Ugh, I live ten minutes away from the farm. Drove by last night and saw a ton of cops and searchlights, I guess for the rescue/recovery. Was wondering what had happened, but I wish I didn't know. Those poor people.
 
2012-05-24 01:07:11 PM  
Our fire department just did a training in case we have to rescue someone out of a tank at the sewage treatment plant. Human poo - even better!
 
2012-05-24 01:08:08 PM  
"Foul play has not been ruled out, pending the results of an autopsy."
 
2012-05-24 01:11:12 PM  
This kind of event is not that rare, and very sad. One person passed out, the second went to help them and passed out, third one did the same with the same result, three dead. What a tragedy for that family.
 
2012-05-24 01:15:18 PM  
But then it gets better.
 
2012-05-24 01:22:16 PM  
2... million... gallons.... I can't even conceive of that volume.


/"Horse manure?! I thought it was diamonds!"
 
2012-05-24 01:24:13 PM  
I guess they didn't have a paddle.
 
2012-05-24 01:24:59 PM  

albuquerquehalsey: grouser: methane gas is some powerfull shiat.

It's actually the hydrogen sulfide that gets you, methane is lighter than air and will disperse in a open pit.


I love a Farker who knows his shiat.
 
2012-05-24 01:26:01 PM  

qualtrough: This kind of event is not that rare, and very sad. One person passed out, the second went to help them and passed out, third one did the same with the same result, three dead. What a tragedy for that family.


Yup, h2s does the same thing
 
2012-05-24 01:29:20 PM  

basilbrush: "Foal play has not been ruled out, pending the results of an autopsy."


Fixed that for them?
 
2012-05-24 01:29:43 PM  

KnowItAllGuy: albuquerquehalsey: grouser: methane gas is some powerfull shiat.

It's actually the hydrogen sulfide that gets you, methane is lighter than air and will disperse in a open pit.

I love a Farker who knows his shiat.


Yes, that's why they have open pits.They would have been overcome by and died from, that before they "drowned".
What commonly happens is someone falls in, someone goes to rescue them and they both (or in this case all three) end up dead.

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2012-05-24 01:39:50 PM  
That was cow shiat, not horse shiat. Horse shiat is solid and doesn't smell too badly while cow shiat is liquid and stinks a lot. Horses make fun pets while cows are suitable only for use as food.
 
2012-05-24 02:02:31 PM  
I fell into a manure pit once.
 
2012-05-24 02:03:26 PM  
One of my goals in life is to avoid death by drowning in shiat.
 
2012-05-24 02:07:01 PM  

basilbrush: "Foul play has not been ruled out, pending the results of an autopsy."


We already know it was foul. I'm not sure what kind of play would be involved, but I'm sure someone right here on Fark will help me with that one.
 
2012-05-24 02:10:58 PM  
Why would a diary farm have 2 million gallons of horse manure? What the hell have I been drinking?
 
2012-05-24 02:16:09 PM  

x333: I fell into a manure pit once.


ONCE....
 
2012-05-24 02:49:54 PM  

stuhayes2010: Why would a diary farm have 2 million gallons of horse manure? What the hell have I been drinking?


Diaries are always full of shiat.
 
2012-05-24 02:50:32 PM  

bighairyguy: They should have yelled "FIRE!".

/Let's see who knows that reference


img2-1.timeinc.net

/always yells "fire"
//they come runnin'
///hawt like a pound of flesh
 
2012-05-24 03:52:04 PM  
King Something: Oldiron_79: Sadly there is probably a fetish for that shiat. Rule 34 man

Actually, that's either Rule 36 or Rule 51 -- "It is somebody's fetish. No exceptions."

Rule 34 is "There is porn of it. No exceptions."


Well ifi its a fetish there is OBVIOUSLY gonna be pron of it, so I say 34 makes 36 or 51 redundent.
 
2012-05-24 04:16:56 PM  

stuhayes2010: Why would a diary farm have 2 million gallons of horse manure? What the hell have I been drinking?


I'll take hor semen for $500, Alec.
 
2012-05-24 04:31:41 PM  

Savage Bacon: bighairyguy: They should have yelled "FIRE!".

/Let's see who knows that reference

[img2-1.timeinc.net image 320x240]

/always yells "fire"
//they come runnin'
///hawt like a pound of flesh


Not what I was referring to. I meant these guys.
 
2012-05-24 07:59:13 PM  
Uffda
 
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