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(Celebitchy)   Megan Fox, now 5 months pregnant, is expecting a girl. Publicist confirms she's excited, nervous, all thumbs   (celebitchy.com) divider line 34
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2012-05-24 10:16:23 AM  
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2012-05-24 10:17:23 AM  
Oh I get it! It's because her thumbs look like toes! LOL that's hilarious because everyone notices a hot chick's thumbs. Subby sounds fat, jealous, and fat.
 
2012-05-24 10:17:41 AM  
No, she's just growing an elephant scrotum on her stomach.
 
2012-05-24 10:23:28 AM  

LDM90: Oh I get it! It's because her thumbs look like toes! LOL that's hilarious because everyone notices a hot chick's thumbs. Subby sounds fat, jealous, and fat.


totes fugly.

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2012-05-24 10:24:00 AM  

LDM90: Oh I get it! It's because her thumbs look like toes! LOL that's hilarious because everyone notices a hot chick's thumbs. Subby sounds fat, jealous, and fat.


No, he doesn't, Mr. Internet White Knight.

Megan Fox sounds, look, and acts like a total biatch. She deserves all the cruel scrutiny that comes her way.
 
2012-05-24 10:28:14 AM  

blacksharpiemarker: LDM90: Oh I get it! It's because her thumbs look like toes! LOL that's hilarious because everyone notices a hot chick's thumbs. Subby sounds fat, jealous, and fat.

No, he doesn't, Mr. Internet White Knight.

Megan Fox sounds, look, and acts like a total biatch*. She deserves all the cruel scrutiny that comes her way.


*Citation needy
 
2012-05-24 10:31:58 AM  

KnowEyeInnTeem: blacksharpiemarker: LDM90: Oh I get it! It's because her thumbs look like toes! LOL that's hilarious because everyone notices a hot chick's thumbs. Subby sounds fat, jealous, and fat.

No, he doesn't, Mr. Internet White Knight.

Megan Fox sounds, look, and acts like a total biatch*. She deserves all the cruel scrutiny that comes her way.

*Citation needy


i believe she godwinned michael bay, thus her not appearing in the masterpiece that was transformers 3.
 
2012-05-24 10:32:39 AM  

blacksharpiemarker: LDM90: Oh I get it! It's because her thumbs look like toes! LOL that's hilarious because everyone notices a hot chick's thumbs. Subby sounds fat, jealous, and fat.

No, he doesn't, Mr. Internet White Knight.

Megan Fox sounds, look, and acts like a total biatch. She deserves all the cruel scrutiny that comes her way.


Yeah she's history's greatest monster. I think I've only seen one movie of hers and all I remember is some guy saying "Nonononono".

It's just that every time there's a MF thread, you can bet someone will show up and say "Toe thumbs!" It's as if people are so full of irrational hatred that they scrutinize pictures to try to find some flaw and all they can come up with is, "AHA, her thumbs are slightly odd! Deal with THAT, Megan Fox! Oh snap, burrrrrn!"
 
2012-05-24 10:34:04 AM  

Andrew Wiggin: i believe she godwinned michael bay, thus her not appearing in the masterpiece that was transformers 3.


That was actually part of a cunning plan of hers to get out of a multi-million dollar franchise.

Take THAT for what you will.
 
2012-05-24 10:43:14 AM  
If you are going to ridicule her, do it for all the plastic surgery that she obviously didn't need.
 
2012-05-24 10:52:12 AM  

Orgasmatron138: If you are going to ridicule her, do it for all the plastic surgery that she obviously didn't need.


I'd give her something she obviously doesn't need, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2012-05-24 10:52:33 AM  
Expecting a girl? Didn't she already work with Shia LaBeouf?
 
2012-05-24 11:05:38 AM  
saw The Dictator last night. Megan's scene was pretty funny.

considering that the scene just played her as a whore. and she was playing herself, not a character.
 
2012-05-24 11:11:14 AM  
I took her as a flier in my Death Pool. This news is not encouraging.
 
2012-05-24 11:26:08 AM  

LDM90: blacksharpiemarker: LDM90: Oh I get it! It's because her thumbs look like toes! LOL that's hilarious because everyone notices a hot chick's thumbs. Subby sounds fat, jealous, and fat.

No, he doesn't, Mr. Internet White Knight.

Megan Fox sounds, look, and acts like a total biatch. She deserves all the cruel scrutiny that comes her way.

Yeah she's history's greatest monster. I think I've only seen one movie of hers and all I remember is some guy saying "Nonononono".

It's just that every time there's a MF thread, you can bet someone will show up and say "Toe thumbs!" It's as if people are so full of irrational hatred that they scrutinize pictures to try to find some flaw and all they can come up with is, "AHA, her thumbs are slightly odd! Deal with THAT, Megan Fox! Oh snap, burrrrrn!"


Listen to yourself. Her hands look like toes for god's sake! What if in the very likely event that one of us Farkers seduces her and she pleasures us manually? You can't tell your friends, because even though she did what would normally be considered a handjob, it really wasn't a hand. You'd be dying inside wanting to tell everyone about your sexual encounter with Megan Fox but you'd be so confused as to what the hell just happened and what you saw when you looked down that you'd die from some sudden massive anxiety attack. Then who can you tell? Ryan White? He was, like, a 10 year old boy when he died of AIDs and wouldn't know or care who she was. You're sick.
 
2012-05-24 11:38:01 AM  

Orgasmatron138: If you are going to ridicule her, do it for all the plastic surgery that she obviously didn't need.


This.
 
2012-05-24 12:01:36 PM  
If she's 5 months in that picture, then she's pregnant with Flat Stanley.
 
2012-05-24 12:05:20 PM  
Who wouldn't want to spend a night in Megan's foxhole?

/$1 to the Star Wars review guy
 
2012-05-24 12:12:15 PM  
thechive.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-05-24 12:49:32 PM  

KnowEyeInnTeem: blacksharpiemarker: LDM90: Oh I get it! It's because her thumbs look like toes! LOL that's hilarious because everyone notices a hot chick's thumbs. Subby sounds fat, jealous, and fat.

No, he doesn't, Mr. Internet White Knight.

Megan Fox sounds, look, and acts like a total biatch*. She deserves all the cruel scrutiny that comes her way.

*Citation needy


Here's your citation:
http://www.hollyscoop.com/megan-fox/megan-fox-thank-god-im-not-ugly. ht ml

Conceited twat needs to be knocked down a few pegs.

Unfortunately, women of her (lack of) quality are a dime a dozen these days.
 
2012-05-24 12:55:15 PM  
the thought of her(according to the article) being about four months pregnant here takes me from 'naaaaaah' on personality grounds, to:

deansguide.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-05-24 01:03:19 PM  
She is perfect in every way. I just know she reads Fark, and me defending her is totally going to get me laid.
 
2012-05-24 01:19:07 PM  

blacksharpiemarker: KnowEyeInnTeem: blacksharpiemarker: LDM90: Oh I get it! It's because her thumbs look like toes! LOL that's hilarious because everyone notices a hot chick's thumbs. Subby sounds fat, jealous, and fat.

No, he doesn't, Mr. Internet White Knight.

Megan Fox sounds, look, and acts like a total biatch*. She deserves all the cruel scrutiny that comes her way.

*Citation needy

Here's your citation:
http://www.hollyscoop.com/megan-fox/megan-fox-thank-god-im-not-ugly. ht ml

Conceited twat needs to be knocked down a few pegs.

Unfortunately, women of her (lack of) quality are a dime a dozen these days.


Citing a Hollywood trash blog does not really count. Plus, the quote is attributed to her but loosely. It does not actually say directly that she even said that. The quote is separated from everything else, allowing the reader to assume it is a direct quote from Megan.

/just saying
 
2012-05-24 01:48:38 PM  
Looks aren't everything, she has a sexy face and a nice body -- still I'm not a fan of her ugly tats, overall trailer trash look and bad acting. I'd bang the hell out of her, but I'd never take her home to the parents!
 
2012-05-24 02:25:35 PM  

blacksharpiemarker: KnowEyeInnTeem: blacksharpiemarker: LDM90: Oh I get it! It's because her thumbs look like toes! LOL that's hilarious because everyone notices a hot chick's thumbs. Subby sounds fat, jealous, and fat.

No, he doesn't, Mr. Internet White Knight.

Megan Fox sounds, look, and acts like a total biatch*. She deserves all the cruel scrutiny that comes her way.

*Citation needy

Here's your citation:
http://www.hollyscoop.com/megan-fox/megan-fox-thank-god-im-not-ugly. ht ml

Conceited twat needs to be knocked down a few pegs.

Unfortunately, women of her (lack of) quality are a dime a dozen these days.


lame headline: "Megan Fox: Thank God I'm Not Ugly" ≠ actual quote: "I live well with my image. I cannot complain. I would not trade my place with an unattractive girl."

You're a fark 'tard. Here's a quarter. I'll take 2 dozen, keep the change.
 
2012-05-24 02:25:41 PM  

Mr.Poops: Looks aren't everything, she has a sexy face and a nice body -- still I'm not a fan of her ugly tats, overall trailer trash look and bad acting. I'd bang the hell out of her, but I'd never take her home to the parents!


Aw hell, I'd take her home to the parents and let them bang the hell out of her also.

/Learn to share.
 
2012-05-24 04:41:51 PM  

Mr.Poops: Looks aren't everything, she has a sexy face and a nice body -- still I'm not a fan of her ugly tats, overall trailer trash look and bad acting. I'd bang the hell out of her, but I'd never take her home to the parents!


That's kind of selfish. They might want to bang her, too.
 
2012-05-24 04:42:53 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Mr.Poops: Looks aren't everything, she has a sexy face and a nice body -- still I'm not a fan of her ugly tats, overall trailer trash look and bad acting. I'd bang the hell out of her, but I'd never take her home to the parents!

Aw hell, I'd take her home to the parents and let them bang the hell out of her also.

/Learn to share.


note to self...don't be 2 and a half hours late to stuff
 
2012-05-24 05:42:01 PM  
White baby? Anyone?
 
2012-05-24 05:51:35 PM  

spacebar: blacksharpiemarker: KnowEyeInnTeem: blacksharpiemarker: LDM90: Oh I get it! It's because her thumbs look like toes! LOL that's hilarious because everyone notices a hot chick's thumbs. Subby sounds fat, jealous, and fat.

No, he doesn't, Mr. Internet White Knight.

Megan Fox sounds, look, and acts like a total biatch*. She deserves all the cruel scrutiny that comes her way.

*Citation needy

Here's your citation:
http://www.hollyscoop.com/megan-fox/megan-fox-thank-god-im-not-ugly. ht ml

Conceited twat needs to be knocked down a few pegs.

Unfortunately, women of her (lack of) quality are a dime a dozen these days.

lame headline: "Megan Fox: Thank God I'm Not Ugly" ≠ actual quote: "I live well with my image. I cannot complain. I would not trade my place with an unattractive girl."

You're a fark 'tard. Here's a quarter. I'll take 2 dozen, keep the change.


Fark Tard is still above White Knight in the order of internet losers.
 
2012-05-24 06:53:27 PM  
Being pregnant I'd still mount her like a tortoise.
 
2012-05-24 08:01:19 PM  

Nrokreffefp:

Fark Tard is still above White Knight in the order of internet losers.


Fark Tard > White Night > Michael Bay > shiatty gossip blogs

She seems okay to me, except for the plastic surgery thing.
 
2012-05-24 08:28:29 PM  

Nrokreffefp: spacebar: blacksharpiemarker: KnowEyeInnTeem: blacksharpiemarker: LDM90: Oh I get it! It's because her thumbs look like toes! LOL that's hilarious because everyone notices a hot chick's thumbs. Subby sounds fat, jealous, and fat.

No, he doesn't, Mr. Internet White Knight.

Megan Fox sounds, look, and acts like a total biatch*. She deserves all the cruel scrutiny that comes her way.

*Citation needy

Here's your citation:
http://www.hollyscoop.com/megan-fox/megan-fox-thank-god-im-not-ugly. ht ml

Conceited twat needs to be knocked down a few pegs.

Unfortunately, women of her (lack of) quality are a dime a dozen these days.

lame headline: "Megan Fox: Thank God I'm Not Ugly" ≠ actual quote: "I live well with my image. I cannot complain. I would not trade my place with an unattractive girl."

You're a fark 'tard. Here's a quarter. I'll take 2 dozen, keep the change.

Fark Tard is still above White Knight in the order of internet losers.


Not a white knight, just someone who knows a good deal when he sees it.

but really, farktard > white knight? I don't think so. A white knight is defending someone/thing they genuinely like. A farktard is just hating for fashion.

ymmv
 
2012-05-24 11:03:49 PM  
If I'm reading this thread correctly, I'm supposed to hate Megan Fox because she's glad she's not a hose beast and thinks Michael Bay is a piece of shiat.
 
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