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(Hartford Courant)   If Jennifer Lopez quits Idol, Chaka Khan says she would take her place. Chaka Khan? Chaka Khan? Chaka Khan?   (courant.com) divider line 45
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2012-05-24 09:40:07 AM  
I feel for her.
 
2012-05-24 09:53:08 AM  
i.imgur.com

Chaka mad
 
2012-05-24 09:55:57 AM  
Chaka KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
 
2012-05-24 09:56:14 AM  
I've always found her attractive.
 
2012-05-24 09:58:20 AM  
She does have way more talent than J.Lo.
 
2012-05-24 09:58:23 AM  
Less J-Lo? It was about time you tell me something good.
 
2012-05-24 09:59:56 AM  
I'd start watching AI if John Lydon became a judge.
 
2012-05-24 10:03:16 AM  
Doobydoobydoobydoobydoobychak-khan.

/that's what it sounded like to my 10 year old ears
 
2012-05-24 10:23:04 AM  
Well, Chaka can sing, and she lost over 50 pounds. She looks and sounds great!
 
2012-05-24 10:25:40 AM  

Godscrack: I feel for her.


I think I love her.
 
2012-05-24 10:30:22 AM  

Godscrack: I feel for her.


Done in one
 
2012-05-24 10:44:14 AM  
I don't know why Chaka would lower herself.
 
2012-05-24 10:45:35 AM  
No, no, no. It should go like this:

"ChakchakchakChaka Khan? Chaka Khan? Chaka Khan, Chaka Khan?"
 
2012-05-24 10:48:27 AM  
Chaka Khan let me shave ya let me shave ya Chaka Khan
Let me shave ya that's all I wanna do
Chaka Khan let me shave ya let me shave ya Chaka Khan
Let me shave ya and I'll ream ya too
Chaka Khan won't you tell me what you wanna do
And If you shave for for me then I'll shave for you
Chaka Khan let me tell you what I wanna do
I wanna love you wanna hug you wanna ream you too

Gonna ream you with my pole gonna stick it up your hole, Chaka
'Cause you know you cut your butt hair with a bowl, Chaka
I'll make it more than just a physical dream I wanna ream you, Chaka, baby
Gonna fill you with my cream.
Let me rock you
Rock you
 
2012-05-24 10:58:40 AM  

Secret Agent X23: I'd start watching AI if John Lydon became a judge.


Dear God! That would be frickin' AWESOME!!
 
2012-05-24 11:03:54 AM  
americancinemathequecalendar.com
 
2012-05-24 11:09:13 AM  
chacarron?
 
2012-05-24 11:30:48 AM  

Secret Agent X23: I'd start watching AI if John Lydon became a judge.


If one REALLY wanted to make AI the greatest, most entertaining trainwreck in television history, get a judging panel of Axl Rose, Ke$ha and Hank Williams, Jr.

Hell, even *I* would watch that.
 
2012-05-24 11:41:55 AM  
mimg.ugo.com

Rhaka Khan?
 
2012-05-24 11:47:55 AM  
Merry Christmas

And to our Jewish friends, Happy Chakakhan!
 
2012-05-24 12:32:17 PM  

Snapper Carr: [i.imgur.com image 350x423]

Chaka mad


Chaka REAL mad!!
 
2012-05-24 01:46:18 PM  
th270.photobucket.com
Worships Idol.
 
2012-05-24 02:02:11 PM  

CK2005: [mimg.ugo.com image 400x600]

Rhaka Khan?


Go on!
 
2012-05-24 02:08:45 PM  
Why Chaka Khan when you can throw a bottle?
 
2012-05-24 02:23:57 PM  
Man, I would love to see some Idol contestants feel her wrath.
 
2012-05-24 02:27:17 PM  
Chaka would be the first American Idol judge who can actually sing.

Jennifer Lopez is a vile, untalented slattern. Paula Abdul was a better dancer than singer. Steven Tyler can sing-scream with the best of them, but he personally breaks just about every rule Simon Cowell sets for what qualifies someone to get past an audition on that show.

Of course, the show is utter dog shiat designed to appeal to the mentally deficient anyway, so I have no concerns one way or another. I just like Chaka Khan.
 
2012-05-24 02:30:48 PM  

JayR30: CK2005: [mimg.ugo.com image 400x600]

Rhaka Khan?

Go on!


img2.bdbphotos.com

www.onlineworldofwrestling.com
 
2012-05-24 03:49:58 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Chaka would be the first American Idol judge who can actually sing.


And she is sexier than JLo
 
2012-05-24 03:59:10 PM  

MysticSavage: I don't know why Chaka would lower herself.


With Lopez leaving, it is up to Chaka Khan to keep the thetan levels low.
 
2012-05-24 04:24:40 PM  
Many years ago, I was watching a short documentary about an Earth Day rally in New York, or something like that. They were doing short interviews with some of the more noteworthy people on hand for the event and all of a sudden this cute girl comes on and says "Nuclear power sucks canal water!" With the canal water reference and the accent I said to myself: "She's from Chicago." Then a caption appeared that just said "Chaka Khan" (who is indeed from Chicago).

Good to hear she lost some weight. She was as big as a house for a while.
 
2012-05-24 04:43:25 PM  

tnpir: Secret Agent X23: I'd start watching AI if John Lydon became a judge.

If one REALLY wanted to make AI the greatest, most entertaining trainwreck in television history, get a judging panel of Axl Rose, Ke$ha and Hank Williams, Jr.

Hell, even *I* would watch that.


Nice. Or what about Keith Richards instead of Axl. That would be a blast. I would so watch it.

ZeroCorpse: Jennifer Lopez is a vile, untalented slattern. Paula Abdul was a better dancer than singer. Steven Tyler can sing-scream with the best of them, but he personally breaks just about every rule Simon Cowell sets for what qualifies someone to get past an audition on that show.


You hit it spot on.

WTF is Lopez being a judge on AI? Like Paula she can dance, but can't sing at all!

I think it's a toss up as to who is more self-absorbed: JLO or any of the Kardashians? KKs and JLO are high maintenance women to the tenth degree. I guess if attention whoring makes you millions it's worth it.

Gotta give JLO a little bit of an edge though because she didn't make a fark tape that went viral to make her millions.
 
2012-05-24 04:50:25 PM  
Every time I hear about Chaka Kahn, I think of Homer Simpson
 
2012-05-24 04:52:28 PM  
Holy crap, I just learned that "I Feel For You" was originally a Prince song. Hmmm.
 
2012-05-24 06:10:58 PM  

LDM90: Doobydoobydoobydoobydoobychak-khan.

/that's what it sounded like to my 10 year old ears


It was shuccacon to me growing up.
 
2012-05-24 07:11:26 PM  
Her music made my ears bleed.
 
2012-05-24 07:36:12 PM  

CK2005: JayR30: CK2005: [mimg.ugo.com image 400x600]

Rhaka Khan?

Go on!

[img2.bdbphotos.com image 398x578]

[www.onlineworldofwrestling.com image 170x227]


That's certainly one way to get favorited.
 
2012-05-24 07:51:52 PM  

Secret Agent X23: I'd start watching AI if John Lydon became a judge.


I read that as John Lithgow and became intrigued

/farking from iphone
 
2012-05-24 08:47:13 PM  

Broadcastdave: Secret Agent X23: I'd start watching AI if John Lydon became a judge.

I read that as John Lithgow and became intrigued

/farking from iphone


John Lithgow, there's some one that could get me to watch American Idol. Or any other crappy tv show on today for that matter.
 
2012-05-24 09:29:59 PM  

c-ment: Well, Chaka can sing, and she lost over 50 pounds. She looks and sounds great!


Yes, but man...last night she was wearing some SERIOUS corsetry. One good fart and those Spanx woulda blown like a tire on the freeway.
 
2012-05-24 09:43:05 PM  

downstairs: Holy crap, I just learned that "I Feel For You" was originally a Prince song. Hmmm.


Yep.

So was...

Jungle Love (The Time)
Love... Thy Will Be Done (Martika)
Sugar Walls (Sheena Easton)
Stand Back (Stevie Nicks)
A Love Bizarre (Sheila E.)
Nothing Compares 2 U (The Family, Sineed O'Connor)
Manic Monday (The Bangles)
Pray (MC Hammer)
All Over You (Stevie Nicks, duet with Prince. Unreleased.)
 
2012-05-24 10:14:43 PM  

downstairs: Holy crap, I just learned that "I Feel For You" was originally a Prince song. Hmmm.


Your confusion is understandable since it's not titled "I Feel 4 U"
 
2012-05-24 10:28:50 PM  
Heheheheh.

Done in one?

Techically, I think the thread was over with the headline.

Boobies was damned good, though.
 
2012-05-25 07:37:02 AM  
I was gonna throw a bottle . . .
 
2012-05-25 03:44:01 PM  

ZeroCorpse: downstairs: Holy crap, I just learned that "I Feel For You" was originally a Prince song. Hmmm.

Yep.

So was...

Jungle Love (The Time)
Love... Thy Will Be Done (Martika)
Sugar Walls (Sheena Easton)
Stand Back (Stevie Nicks)
A Love Bizarre (Sheila E.)
Nothing Compares 2 U (The Family, Sineed O'Connor)
Manic Monday (The Bangles)
Pray (MC Hammer)
All Over You (Stevie Nicks, duet with Prince. Unreleased.)


Yeah, I knew all of those but Manic Monday. I guess you do learn something about Prince every day.
 
2012-05-25 11:31:45 PM  

Snapper Carr: downstairs: Holy crap, I just learned that "I Feel For You" was originally a Prince song. Hmmm.

Your confusion is understandable since it's not titled "I Feel 4 U"


Eye Feel 4 U

...If you want to be totally Princey.
 
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