Ta daa!

These two geniuses probably saw the facebook app and thought they were posting to their own page.

Mugato: I couldn't get a dime for my 2 year old iPhone

You can get quite a bit for them actually. If they are in decent shape.

This is like deja vue all over again.

Mugato: Who would steal a phone, unless it was for data or pictures or something that's in it? I couldn't get a dime for my 2 year old iPhone and they're traceable unless you rip out the battery, which anyone who would steal a phone probably isn't smart enough to do.

I sold a 3GS in good shape last November for $200.

I guess they thought they were smarter than the Disney Cruise Lines guy.

/not so much

That's why I always murder the victims of my petty thefts. I thought it was just common sense.

It's hard to look gangsta when you're balding.

BTW, take note. This is what kids in the city are wearing now. If you're wearing baggy pants hanging off of your ass then you probably live in the burbs... or the MIdwest.

animal900: Mugato: Who would steal a phone, unless it was for data or pictures or something that's in it? I couldn't get a dime for my 2 year old iPhone and they're traceable unless you rip out the battery, which anyone who would steal a phone probably isn't smart enough to do.

I sold a 3GS in good shape last November for $200.

I bought a 3GS this week for $250. Of course it was brand new and factory unlocked.

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It's hard to look gangsta when you're balding.

BTW, take note. This is what kids in the city are wearing now. If you're wearing baggy pants hanging off of your ass then you probably live in the burbs... or the MIdwest.

Really? Is this the new gangsta? They look downright Poindexterish.

Jackie has some junk in her trunk

looks like the dude stole a watch too
its pretty big and shiny

next time she better actually hold on to her purse
she was just asking for it to be snatched

It's not really the worst thing they could have done, either--they haven't gotten caught because of it.

DGS: Rapmaster2000: [wttg.images.worldnow.com image 640x360]
It's hard to look gangsta when you're balding.

BTW, take note. This is what kids in the city are wearing now. If you're wearing baggy pants hanging off of your ass then you probably live in the burbs... or the MIdwest.

Not sure where you're getting your details from.. I still see it many times a day here in Brooklyn. They're still doing things like this.. I took this on the Q train a couple months ago for the lulz.

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Brooklyn has probably already come back around.

Rapmaster2000:

BTW, take note. This is what kids in the city are wearing now. If you're wearing baggy pants hanging off of your ass then you probably live in the burbs... or the MIdwest.

And that look was retarded back in 1983 too.

crab66: Mugato: I couldn't get a dime for my 2 year old iPhone

You can get quite a bit for them actually. If they are in decent shape.

I sold an *original* iPhone to Gazelle for over $80 not too long ago.

Yeah I still see idiots doing sagging pants in NJ and NY. Not sure why, its the stupidest freaking thing.

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God dammit! I always lose that game!

Now he gets to come to your house and punch your arm.

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God dammit! I always lose that game!

punches you in the shoulder

With this story and the saga of Nelson, the Disney Cruise Lines employee (if he hasn't already been severely fired), it's been a rough week for iPhone thieves.

I can't believe this is not a re-post of yesterday's thread-of-win. I wonder if that engagement is still on...

"Criminals are stupid, self=shot--FB-photos at 11"

DGS: Rapmaster2000: [wttg.images.worldnow.com image 640x360]
It's hard to look gangsta when you're balding.

BTW, take note. This is what kids in the city are wearing now. If you're wearing baggy pants hanging off of your ass then you probably live in the burbs... or the MIdwest.

Not sure where you're getting your details from.. I still see it many times a day here in Brooklyn. They're still doing things like this.. I took this on the Q train a couple months ago for the lulz.

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The police are actively encouraging the street youth to wear their pants like this. They run so slowly in them that even the bloated doughnut jockey cops can chase them down before the cop succumbs to a coronary.

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That's cheating! It has to be below the waist.

Well if his hand was below your waist, I think Mr. Hansen would like you to have a seat over there.

Now you just look at the exif data and if gps was on you might even get their home adress.

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You're more right than you know. 10 years spent in DC public schools makes me certain that picture was taken in a DC school, so apparently they left school on their lunch break, stole a phone, but made sure to get back in time for math class. That's serious nerd cred right there.

Mugato: I couldn't get a dime for my 2 year old iPhone

I just got $135 for my 2 year old 3gs 16gig iPhone in almost-new condition. Would have got more from a Craigslist buyer but a friend of mine wanted it so I sold it to her for the price I paid for my new phone.

I just had this dumbass in court yesterday: he stole an iPhone off another kid on the subway. He takes the phone and starts using, logs into some social networking chat site app I've never heard of and starts broadcasting himself to his victim's friends, who are kind enough to screen capture the idiot. The idiot changes the nick to his own without changing the actual account, so now is streaming his nickname to his victim's friends. All of this goes to the cop, who google the nick and match it to twitter and facebook accounts, one of which lists his school. They go to the school, and the admins say yeah, that's X, he transferred out in January.

Cops run X through the juvenile court computer and find that he's in the system, and has a hearing coming up. They show up, and arrest him in juvenile court. The case he was in court for was a robbery. The moron brought the phone with him to court, still in the same distinctive case it was in when he took it.

Hey man, you brought the proceeds from a robbery to your case for a robbery, so I put a robbery in your robbery.

Weapons grade stupid.

crab66: Mugato: I couldn't get a dime for my 2 year old iPhone

You can get quite a bit for them actually. If they are in decent shape.

I sold my my 3GS and my wife's 3GS on eBay for 165 each. The 4's (not 4S) that replaced them cost 100 each on an upgrade, so we actually came out 135 ahead.

But we had all the original packaging for the 3GSes, so I suspect that's where the high sales price came from.

DarthBart: crab66: Mugato: I couldn't get a dime for my 2 year old iPhone

You can get quite a bit for them actually. If they are in decent shape.

I sold my my 3GS and my wife's 3GS on eBay for 165 each. The 4's (not 4S) that replaced them cost 100 each on an upgrade, so we actually came out 135 ahead.

But we had all the original packaging for the 3GSes, so I suspect that's where the high sales price came from.

130 actually. Math is hard!

is theft of an iPhone a felony?

/those things are expensive.

log into icloud and see where it is... Or install the prey app if you want better tracking.

I clicked the link totally hoping it was the guy who punched some chick in the face and took her phone while riding by on a Capital Bikeshare bike.

Calling a black guy before I read the article.