Walker: Nobody nobody cares cares.
TheShavingofOccam123: Chicken chicken dinner dinner.
FuryOfFirestorm: 1) Stupid Teenage Girls get all tingly in their no-no parts over Singing White Guy.2) Stupid Teenage Girls use up daddy's cell phone minutes casting votes for Singing White Guy.3) Singing White Guy wins American Idol, gets record contract.4) 6 months later, Singing White Guy releases debut album.5) Stupid Teenage Girls have already moved on to newest Flavor Of The Month6) Singing White Guy sells 183 copies of his album, gets dropped by label, and goes back to scrubbing toilets.7) Lather, rinse, repeat.Say hi to Lee DeWyze, David Cook, and Kris Allen on the way back down Phillip!
justneal: so now that dave matthews has won american idol, is is open to all singers with record contracts?
Vodka Zombie: Walker: Nobody nobody cares cares.Pretty much. But, at least a freakin' musician won for once instead of the usual karaoke wailer.
FuryOfFirestorm: Say hi to Lee DeWyze, David Cook, and Kris Allen on the way back down Phillip!
Clash City Farker: What about the blond girl from Texas. She could really sing but she talks with an with the English accent. Will she be on the BBC later?
AgtSmithReloaded: Since I don't give one-tenth of one fark about who wins American Idol since said winners are lucky if they even get their full 15 minutes of fame, let me actually take a look at the guy's name here:Phillip Phillips.Yeah. Really, Phillip's parents? That's all you could come up with for your son's name? Just how many ass-kickings did he receive when he was a kid, might I ask?I really don't think there could be a clearer indicator of "not a fark was given" than his parents' decision to give him that name. I can see it now: "Ugh, just call him Phillip. Who gives a shiat?"I don't care how much it cost; I'd get a legal name change post-haste if I was that guy.
FedExPope: Clash City Farker: What about the blond girl from Texas. She could really sing but she talks with an with the English accent. Will she be on the BBC later?Hollie's accent is so unique, which is why I had a soft spot for her. She's like a little pixie. I never watch AI, but she piqued my interest towards the last few weeks of this season.
Clash City Farker: What's the deal with J-Lo's pants?
Rose McGowan Loveslave: I am glad to see that other people do not give a shait about this stupid show. My mother and sister have been raving about it for, what seems like, forever. Even to the point of debating the quality of singers on MY facebook page.//Do not have tv service. watch netflix.
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