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		Am I dreaming or did a priest just claim a missing girl buried in a mobster's tomb was a Vatican sex party slave victim? (dailymail.co.uk)		40
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Humean_Nature		2012-05-24 12:53:07 PM

6 votes:

Mugato: Father Gabriel Amorth, 85, who has carried out 70,000 exorcisms

No you didn't, you delusional, pedophiliac fark.

CSB:
I used to work with a guy who was concerned - terrified, in fact - about the prospect of us moving the office to a neighborhood in uptown that, in addition to being a big business area, is known as "the gayborhood" in Dallas. He was really worried about moving to a place where demons ran free with impunity, and was afraid for his safety and the safety of our clients.

I used to make fun of these people, but ever since meeting him, now I just feel sorry for them. He was honestly terrified in a little-kid-hiding-under-the-covers kind of way. What must it be like to go through life with that level of fear? I'm afraid of car accidents and ebola and a mugging, but these are all Earthly threats. If I thought I might get skull-farked by a three-headed demon with its skin on fire, I think I probably wouldn't get out of bed. Poor bastards.

unlikely		2012-05-24 12:06:14 PM

6 votes:

This is the organization that wants you to know that they're the moral authority on who should or should not be allowed to marry.

Mugato		2012-05-24 12:10:47 PM

4 votes:

Also,

Father Gabriel Amorth, 85, who has carried out 70,000 exorcisms

No you didn't, you delusional, pedophiliac fark.

TV's Vinnie		2012-05-24 03:36:24 PM

3 votes:

"At the time it was said the burial was given the go ahead because prison chaplain Father Vergari told bishops that De Pedis had 'repented while in jail and also done a lot of work for charity,' including large donations to the Catholic Church."

Ah yes. The old "Be a total monster on Earth, but give the church loads of blood money and get into heaven anyway" sh*t.

qualtrough		2012-05-25 01:55:38 AM

2 votes:

goatan: In 2006, Father Amorth, who was ordained a priest in 1954, gave an interview to Vatican Radio in which he said Nazi leader Adolf Hitler and Russian dictator Josef Stalin were possessed by the Devil.

According to secret Vatican documents recently released the then wartime Pope Pius XII attempted a 'long distance exorcism' of Hitler but it failed to have any effect.

It says something about the story that this is almost normal.

But it never occurred to them to excommunicate Hitler. Apparently he didn't abort any babies or get divorced.

Mugato		2012-05-24 03:40:12 PM

2 votes:

malaktaus: They're losing membership in the U.S. and Europe, but they're rapidly expanding in Africa and Asia. They thrive in areas where people are impoverished and poorly educated, so it will be a long while before they really have to change anything

Is that why they discourage contraception in those areas?

BMFPitt		2012-05-24 03:24:18 PM

2 votes:

Mugato: Shabash: If the Roman Catholic Church is going to survive & thrive in the future, they need at least one of three things to happen:
1. A heroic, non-delusional, squeaky-clean whistleblower at or near the top who publicly exposes & sweeps out all the dirt
2. Married priests
3. Women priests

How far in the future are you talking about? Because right now they seem to be doing just fine. When you're an organization that can survive being exposed to covering up child rape, you're pretty much Kryptonite-proof.

Go to a Catholic church on Sunday and see how many people under 60 you can find.

Shabash		2012-05-24 02:46:24 PM

2 votes:

If the Roman Catholic Church is going to survive & thrive in the future, they need at least one of three things to happen:
1. A heroic, non-delusional, squeaky-clean whistleblower at or near the top who publicly exposes & sweeps out all the dirt
2. Married priests
3. Women priests

Mugato		2012-05-24 01:31:36 PM

2 votes:

Therion: Mugato: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x496]

Father Gabriel Amorth, 85, who has carried out 70,000 exorcisms

No you didn't, you delusional, pedophiliac fark.

He's 85. If he started doing exorcisms when he was 20, that would be right about three per day, every day of his life.

No you didn't, you delusional, pedophiliac fark.

I actually meant that whatever he did weren't actual exorcisms but yeah, the math doesn't work either.

Humean_Nature		2012-05-24 01:20:49 PM

2 votes:

Three Crooked Squirrels: Sounds like a gay guy in denial. Demons are the only way he can explain to himself those feelings he is having. Couldn't be that he's actually gay, must be demons.

Well, he was an evangelist with a Masters in divinity, married and had children and grandchildren. So....yeah, probably totally gay.

Therion		2012-05-24 12:56:09 PM

2 votes:

Mugato: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x496]

Father Gabriel Amorth, 85, who has carried out 70,000 exorcisms

No you didn't, you delusional, pedophiliac fark.

He's 85. If he started doing exorcisms when he was 20, that would be right about three per day, every day of his life.

No you didn't, you delusional, pedophiliac fark.

basemetal		2012-05-24 12:06:41 PM

2 votes:

Meh, after that Amanda Knox trial, I wouldn't doubt that all kinds of farked up superstitions and demonic lore are taken as the truth almighty over there.

zzrhardy		2012-05-25 01:24:48 AM

1 votes:

kvinesknows: Ihave studied up on it quite a bit since that timee 25 years ago and spoken with many demons

Kitsunetsuki

It's an interesting read for you.

But, to break it down, it is what they used to "diagnose" people with in Japan before the advent of psychiatry and the understanding of psychosis.

To break it right down, if your conversing with demons you are psychotic. Not that there is anything wrong with that mind you, it is just sometimes helpful to consider the rational alternatives that are availiable in any given situation before considering the irrational.

herrDrFarkenstein		2012-05-24 10:57:06 PM

1 votes:

So as a sex employee of the Catholic church, should she have been provided contraceptive health benefits - or is that why they killed her?

whither_apophis		2012-05-24 08:51:38 PM

1 votes:

Malik Sardonis: When enough Catholics ~~reject~~ quit donating due to the Church's teaching on contraception, it'll follow.

FTFY. US Catholics have rejected it; when they put away the checkbook that's when stuff will happen.

Malik Sardonis		2012-05-24 06:24:45 PM

1 votes:

This text is now purple: Malik Sardonis: How about encouraging contraception in those areas because the populations are being eaten alive by AIDS and starved by overpopulation?

Of course, you can't simply blame the Catholic Church for discouraging simple prophylactic measures which save lives when used. The US government (under the previous administration) spent quite a lot of money doing the same thing.

The Roman Catholic Church will never sanction contraception. It's generally regarded as explicitly forbidden in the Old Testament, and some of the same citations are referred to by Christ, so it's at least implicitly forbidden in the New. You might as well ask them to soften their stance on murder.

...or their stance on Jews? Or on evolution? Or on heliocentric cosmology?

The Church has changed its positions on major issues many times over the centuries, in response to changes in its constituency. Modifying its position on contraception would hardly be the largest shift it has ever made.

And the Church's position on murder has historically been...uneven. Depending on who was doing the murdering.

When enough Catholics reject the Church's teaching on contraception, it'll follow.

Chach		2012-05-24 05:34:03 PM

1 votes:

Rembrant_Q_Einstein		2012-05-24 05:08:09 PM

1 votes:

medius: ChipNASA: CATHOLIC SKOOLGURL THREAD!!! GO!

started much too late

Sooner or later, it comes down to fate.

urban.derelict		2012-05-24 04:49:04 PM

1 votes:

"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." -Voltaire

F*cking dirtballs make me wish there was a hell.

Broom		2012-05-24 04:41:33 PM

1 votes:

Humean_Nature: Mugato: Father Gabriel Amorth, 85, who has carried out 70,000 exorcisms

No you didn't, you delusional, pedophiliac fark.

CSB:
I used to work with a guy who was concerned - terrified, in fact - about the prospect of us moving the office to a neighborhood in uptown that, in addition to being a big business area, is known as "the gayborhood" in Dallas. He was really worried about moving to a place where demons ran free with impunity, and was afraid for his safety and the safety of our clients.

I used to make fun of these people, but ever since meeting him, now I just feel sorry for them. He was honestly terrified in a little-kid-hiding-under-the-covers kind of way. What must it be like to go through life with that level of fear? I'm afraid of car accidents and ebola and a mugging, but these are all Earthly threats. If I thought I might get skull-farked by a three-headed demon with its skin on fire, I think I probably wouldn't get out of bed. Poor bastards.

I understand; I used to be completely dismissive of these wretches, but since meeting one, and getting to know him fairly well... Let's just say that he "sees" fewer angels & auras when he stays on his meds... but he never stops believing in them.

Sad.

AngryJailhouseFistfark		2012-05-24 04:11:08 PM

1 votes:

Sir Not Sure The Unscannable: What gives... submitted this with (I think) a funnier headline yesterday...

/calling bullshiat. catholic priests couldn't risk getting the girls pregnant, thus the choice of boys

Nonsense. If she gets knocked up you put a big baggy robe on her and keep her working in the kitchen or scrubbing floors out of sight. When the kid's born you sell it to a wealthy childless couple or raise it up to be a sex slave and/or alter boy/scullery maid.

It's that easy.

goatan		2012-05-24 04:03:02 PM

1 votes:

In 2006, Father Amorth, who was ordained a priest in 1954, gave an interview to Vatican Radio in which he said Nazi leader Adolf Hitler and Russian dictator Josef Stalin were possessed by the Devil.

According to secret Vatican documents recently released the then wartime Pope Pius XII attempted a 'long distance exorcism' of Hitler but it failed to have any effect.

It says something about the story that this is almost normal.

robertus		2012-05-24 04:00:10 PM

1 votes:

Krieghund		2012-05-24 03:52:51 PM

1 votes:

Therion: Mugato: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x496]

Father Gabriel Amorth, 85, who has carried out 70,000 exorcisms

No you didn't, you delusional, pedophiliac fark.

He's 85. If he started doing exorcisms when he was 20, that would be right about three per day, every day of his life.

No you didn't, you delusional, pedophiliac fark.

Here's someone who knows something about unlikely career statistics:
sportsillustrated.cnn.com

Magorn		2012-05-24 03:51:15 PM

1 votes:

Coming on a Bicycle: kvinesknows: okay..

so reality on the numbers.
70K is not possible for a number of reasons the main one being performing an exorcism, if done correctly, it takes a fair bit of work and leaves them exhausted. at most an experienced priest could do one every second or third day and even at that rate he could not keep that up for very long. After more then 10 or 20 the more powerful demons would be seeking people close to him just to prove their demonliness and it would exhaust him even more with periods of a week or more of rest in between

Demons are not really concentrated in a geographical area that much. So somehow doing 3 per day, day in, day out PLUS travel time? Not gonna happen.

and finally.. if you are actually exorcising the same person over and over ( the only possible explanation given the unbelievable number) you are doing it very very wrong.

I bet he just phones them in. You know, with technology. Hello. It's 2012, man!

Or, sometimes exorcists claim that a single person is infested with dozens, hundreds or sometimes thousands of "demons". If he's counting each demon driven out rather than each person operated on...

Magorn		2012-05-24 03:48:53 PM

1 votes:

Shabash: If the Roman Catholic Church is going to survive & thrive in the future, they need at least one of three things to happen:
1. A heroic, non-delusional, squeaky-clean whistleblower at or near the top who publicly exposes & sweeps out all the dirt
2. Married priests
3. Women priests

Well it appears that Pope Benny is a big fan of The (Almost certainly fake) "Prophecies of St Malachy" concerning the list of future popes as evidenced that he chose the name Benedict (In the phrophecy this pope is called "The Glory of the Olives" and the olive branch is a symbol of the Benedictine order)

What he doesn;t seem to realize is that IF those Prophecies WERE accurate pope Benny is basically the guy who damn nearly destroys the church requiring a hero to arise to save the church (and either bring about the end times or the end of the papacy or the Catholic church itself):
" In the extreme persecution of the Holy Roman Church, there will sit Peter the Roman, who will nourish the sheep in many tribulations; when they are finished, the city of seven hills will be destroyed, and the dreadful judge will judge his people. The end. "

ongbok		2012-05-24 03:47:43 PM

1 votes:

amindofiron		2012-05-24 03:44:54 PM

1 votes:

malaktaus: BMFPitt: Mugato: Shabash:
They're losing membership in the U.S. and Europe, but they're rapidly expanding in Africa and Asia. They thrive in areas where people are impoverished and poorly educated, so it will be a long while before they really have to change anything.

that's fine, if their growth is in those places it means they'll be hemorrhaging money faster then they get tithe it back in. and frankly bleeding the monster out is the only way you're gonna get rid of it.

Oysterman		2012-05-24 03:35:26 PM

1 votes:

Sir Not Sure The Unscannable: calling bullshiat. catholic priests couldn't risk getting the girls pregnant, thus the choice of boys

Yes, that's what makes this unbelievable. Sure, there's the kidnapping of a 15-year-old for Vatican sex partying, but it's the risk of pregnancy that's absurd.

fireclown		2012-05-24 03:34:47 PM

1 votes:

Mugato: Father Gabriel Amorth, 85, who has carried out 70,000 exorcisms

That's one a day for 191 years, 9 months and 7 days. Give or take. Was he exorcising them in 100 person groups?

malaktaus		2012-05-24 03:33:34 PM

1 votes:

BMFPitt: Mugato: Shabash: If the Roman Catholic Church is going to survive & thrive in the future, they need at least one of three things to happen:
1. A heroic, non-delusional, squeaky-clean whistleblower at or near the top who publicly exposes & sweeps out all the dirt
2. Married priests
3. Women priests

How far in the future are you talking about? Because right now they seem to be doing just fine. When you're an organization that can survive being exposed to covering up child rape, you're pretty much Kryptonite-proof.

Go to a Catholic church on Sunday and see how many people under 60 you can find.

They're losing membership in the U.S. and Europe, but they're rapidly expanding in Africa and Asia. They thrive in areas where people are impoverished and poorly educated, so it will be a long while before they really have to change anything.

Roja Herring		2012-05-24 03:16:44 PM

1 votes:

Humean_Nature: I used to work with a guy who was concerned - terrified, in fact - about the prospect of us moving the office to a neighborhood in uptown that, in addition to being a big business area, is known as "the gayborhood" in Dallas.

We have a "gayborhood?" I live uptownish and had no idea.

Rapmaster2000		2012-05-24 03:14:05 PM

1 votes:

From Amanda Knox and her satanic sex orgy to this... the Italians have a weird sex/occult cultural narrative that Americans don't have. It's still better than tentacle sex.

Mugato		2012-05-24 02:53:55 PM

1 votes:

DamnYankees		2012-05-24 02:46:04 PM

1 votes:

Is there ANYTHING worthwhile in Catholicism other than the architecture and some of the painting and sculpture? Jesus H. Buddha.

abb3w		2012-05-24 02:01:59 PM

1 votes:

"You're a looney..."

Three Crooked Squirrels		2012-05-24 01:18:56 PM

1 votes:

Humean_Nature: CSB:
I used to work with a guy who was concerned - terrified, in fact - about the prospect of us moving the office to a neighborhood in uptown that, in addition to being a big business area, is known as "the gayborhood" in Dallas. He was really worried about moving to a place where demons ran free with impunity, and was afraid for his safety and the safety of our clients.

I used to make fun of these people, but ever since meeting him, now I just feel sorry for them. He was honestly terrified in a little-kid-hiding-under-the-covers kind of way. What must it be like to go through life with that level of fear? I'm afraid of car accidents and ebola and a mugging, but these are all Earthly threats. If I thought I might get skull-farked by a three-headed demon with its skin on fire, I think I probably wouldn't get out of bed. Poor bastards.

Sounds like a gay guy in denial. Demons are the only way he can explain to himself those feelings he is having. Couldn't be that he's actually gay, must be demons.