FARK.com: (7124154) Am I dreaming or did a priest just claim a missing girl buried in a mobster's tomb was a Vatican sex party slave victim?

If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

		Am I dreaming or did a priest just claim a missing girl buried in a mobster's tomb was a Vatican sex party slave victim? (dailymail.co.uk)		185
		More: Sick, sex party, Vatican, Catholic Church, sexual exploitation, La Stampa, Joseph Stalin, Holy See, Pope Pius XII

• • •

23735 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 May 2012 at 3:09 PM | Favorite | share:

Share this link:

URL:

http://fark.com/go/7124154

Bookmark:

Article Comments close

185 Comments (+0 »)

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | » | Last | Show all

Cythraul		2012-05-24 11:34:35 AM

I thought the Catholic church stopped doing exorcisms?

Also, Vatican Sex Party is an awesome band name.

OtherLittleGuy		2012-05-24 11:34:49 AM

Micheletto!!!

Youse got some 'splaining to do!

WTF Indeed		2012-05-24 11:42:27 AM

unlikely		2012-05-24 12:06:14 PM

This is the organization that wants you to know that they're the moral authority on who should or should not be allowed to marry.

basemetal		2012-05-24 12:06:41 PM

Meh, after that Amanda Knox trial, I wouldn't doubt that all kinds of farked up superstitions and demonic lore are taken as the truth almighty over there.

Mugato		2012-05-24 12:10:47 PM

Also,

Father Gabriel Amorth, 85, who has carried out 70,000 exorcisms

No you didn't, you delusional, pedophiliac fark.

cman		2012-05-24 12:12:59 PM

I call bullshiat

We all know that catholics like little boys

Apos		2012-05-24 12:14:52 PM

Bazuzu returns!

Mugato		2012-05-24 12:15:55 PM

cman: I call bullshiat

We all know that catholics like little boys

"Any hole's a goal, sayeth the Lord."

I think that's in Psalms somewhere. It's in the back.

/so are the priests
//thank you, goodnight

Cythraul		2012-05-24 12:21:00 PM

Mugato: cman: I call bullshiat

We all know that catholics like little boys

"Any hole's a goal, sayeth the Lord."

I think that's in Psalms somewhere. It's in the back.

/so are the priests
//thank you, goodnight

Link to Louis CK's skit on how priests like to fark little boys, which is hilarious: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VABSoHYQr6k

vernonFL		2012-05-24 12:45:42 PM

Humean_Nature		2012-05-24 12:53:07 PM

Mugato: Father Gabriel Amorth, 85, who has carried out 70,000 exorcisms

No you didn't, you delusional, pedophiliac fark.

CSB:
I used to work with a guy who was concerned - terrified, in fact - about the prospect of us moving the office to a neighborhood in uptown that, in addition to being a big business area, is known as "the gayborhood" in Dallas. He was really worried about moving to a place where demons ran free with impunity, and was afraid for his safety and the safety of our clients.

I used to make fun of these people, but ever since meeting him, now I just feel sorry for them. He was honestly terrified in a little-kid-hiding-under-the-covers kind of way. What must it be like to go through life with that level of fear? I'm afraid of car accidents and ebola and a mugging, but these are all Earthly threats. If I thought I might get skull-farked by a three-headed demon with its skin on fire, I think I probably wouldn't get out of bed. Poor bastards.

Cythraul		2012-05-24 12:54:04 PM

Cythraul: Mugato: cman: I call bullshiat

We all know that catholics like little boys

"Any hole's a goal, sayeth the Lord."

I think that's in Psalms somewhere. It's in the back.

/so are the priests
//thank you, goodnight

Link to Louis CK's skit on how priests like to fark little boys, which is hilarious: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VABSoHYQr6k

I forgot to add NSFW to that link due to language, sorry.

Rev. Skarekroe		2012-05-24 12:56:07 PM

I believe him.

Therion		2012-05-24 12:56:09 PM

Mugato: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x496]

Father Gabriel Amorth, 85, who has carried out 70,000 exorcisms

No you didn't, you delusional, pedophiliac fark.

He's 85. If he started doing exorcisms when he was 20, that would be right about three per day, every day of his life.

No you didn't, you delusional, pedophiliac fark.

meat0918		2012-05-24 01:07:39 PM

It's been done.

old_toole		2012-05-24 01:14:30 PM

Therion: He's 85. If he started doing exorcisms when he was 20, that would be right about three per day, every day of his life.

No you didn't, you delusional, pedophiliac fark.

Well in all fairness, over the last 15 years or so he has been to do most of them online through his Xbox.

cretinbob		2012-05-24 01:16:42 PM

Holy Document of Vatican Law

Three Crooked Squirrels		2012-05-24 01:18:56 PM

Humean_Nature: CSB:
I used to work with a guy who was concerned - terrified, in fact - about the prospect of us moving the office to a neighborhood in uptown that, in addition to being a big business area, is known as "the gayborhood" in Dallas. He was really worried about moving to a place where demons ran free with impunity, and was afraid for his safety and the safety of our clients.

I used to make fun of these people, but ever since meeting him, now I just feel sorry for them. He was honestly terrified in a little-kid-hiding-under-the-covers kind of way. What must it be like to go through life with that level of fear? I'm afraid of car accidents and ebola and a mugging, but these are all Earthly threats. If I thought I might get skull-farked by a three-headed demon with its skin on fire, I think I probably wouldn't get out of bed. Poor bastards.

Sounds like a gay guy in denial. Demons are the only way he can explain to himself those feelings he is having. Couldn't be that he's actually gay, must be demons.

Humean_Nature		2012-05-24 01:20:49 PM

Three Crooked Squirrels: Sounds like a gay guy in denial. Demons are the only way he can explain to himself those feelings he is having. Couldn't be that he's actually gay, must be demons.

Well, he was an evangelist with a Masters in divinity, married and had children and grandchildren. So....yeah, probably totally gay.

Mugato		2012-05-24 01:31:36 PM

Therion: Mugato: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x496]

Father Gabriel Amorth, 85, who has carried out 70,000 exorcisms

No you didn't, you delusional, pedophiliac fark.

He's 85. If he started doing exorcisms when he was 20, that would be right about three per day, every day of his life.

No you didn't, you delusional, pedophiliac fark.

I actually meant that whatever he did weren't actual exorcisms but yeah, the math doesn't work either.

abb3w		2012-05-24 02:01:59 PM

"You're a looney..."

keylock71		2012-05-24 02:09:33 PM

The comments are great...

ArkAngel		2012-05-24 02:09:55 PM

Humean_Nature: Mugato: Father Gabriel Amorth, 85, who has carried out 70,000 exorcisms

No you didn't, you delusional, pedophiliac fark.

CSB:
I used to work with a guy who was concerned - terrified, in fact - about the prospect of us moving the office to a neighborhood in uptown that, in addition to being a big business area, is known as "the gayborhood" in Dallas. He was really worried about moving to a place where demons ran free with impunity, and was afraid for his safety and the safety of our clients.

I used to make fun of these people, but ever since meeting him, now I just feel sorry for them. He was honestly terrified in a little-kid-hiding-under-the-covers kind of way. What must it be like to go through life with that level of fear? I'm afraid of car accidents and ebola and a mugging, but these are all Earthly threats. If I thought I might get skull-farked by a three-headed demon with its skin on fire, I think I probably wouldn't get out of bed. Poor bastards.

My ex-fiancee was not well liked by my church friends (I met her at the wargaming club at my college). They told me later that after we left one time, strange things would go on. The wife ended up sprinkling hoyl water throughout the house.

And they're both teachers.

Because People in power are Stupid		2012-05-24 02:20:58 PM

A girl? Not the preferred sex of the Vatican.

Humean_Nature		2012-05-24 02:23:18 PM

Mugato: I actually meant that whatever he did weren't actual exorcisms but yeah, the math doesn't work either.

brucegarrett.com

"We're almost going, "Well done! You performed 70,000 exorcisms? You must get up very early in the morning! I can't even get down the gym. Your diary must look odd: 'Get up in the morning, exorcism, exorcism, exorcism, exorcism, exorcism, exorcism, exorcism - lunch - exorcism, exorcism, exorcism - afternoon tea - exorcism, exorcism, exorcism - quick shower . . .' "

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier		2012-05-24 02:25:41 PM

Therion: Mugato: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x496]

Father Gabriel Amorth, 85, who has carried out 70,000 exorcisms

No you didn't, you delusional, pedophiliac fark.

He's 85. If he started doing exorcisms when he was 20, that would be right about three per day, every day of his life.

No you didn't, you delusional, pedophiliac fark.

No no no! He's in charge of the Vatican gym, and has done 70,000 exercises in his life!

DamnYankees		2012-05-24 02:46:04 PM

Is there ANYTHING worthwhile in Catholicism other than the architecture and some of the painting and sculpture? Jesus H. Buddha.

Shabash		2012-05-24 02:46:24 PM

If the Roman Catholic Church is going to survive & thrive in the future, they need at least one of three things to happen:
1. A heroic, non-delusional, squeaky-clean whistleblower at or near the top who publicly exposes & sweeps out all the dirt
2. Married priests
3. Women priests

Mugato		2012-05-24 02:53:55 PM

Shabash: If the Roman Catholic Church is going to survive & thrive in the future, they need at least one of three things to happen:
1. A heroic, non-delusional, squeaky-clean whistleblower at or near the top who publicly exposes & sweeps out all the dirt
2. Married priests
3. Women priests

How far in the future are you talking about? Because right now they seem to be doing just fine. When you're an organization that can survive being exposed to covering up child rape, you're pretty much Kryptonite-proof.

Skyfrog		2012-05-24 03:12:29 PM

Rapmaster2000		2012-05-24 03:14:05 PM

From Amanda Knox and her satanic sex orgy to this... the Italians have a weird sex/occult cultural narrative that Americans don't have. It's still better than tentacle sex.

FeFiFoFark		2012-05-24 03:14:18 PM

BECAUSE JESUS!

malaktaus		2012-05-24 03:15:35 PM

Mugato: Therion: Mugato: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x496]

Father Gabriel Amorth, 85, who has carried out 70,000 exorcisms

No you didn't, you delusional, pedophiliac fark.

He's 85. If he started doing exorcisms when he was 20, that would be right about three per day, every day of his life.

No you didn't, you delusional, pedophiliac fark.

I actually meant that whatever he did weren't actual exorcisms but yeah, the math doesn't work either.

Maybe he's counting each separate demon as an exorcism, so if a person has 100 demons that's 100 exorcisms. He is delusional, though, and he at least supports pedophiles, whether he is one or not. He seems like enough of a moron that I'm very dubious about his claims on this story, too.

Roja Herring		2012-05-24 03:16:44 PM

Humean_Nature: I used to work with a guy who was concerned - terrified, in fact - about the prospect of us moving the office to a neighborhood in uptown that, in addition to being a big business area, is known as "the gayborhood" in Dallas.

We have a "gayborhood?" I live uptownish and had no idea.

Telos		2012-05-24 03:17:57 PM

Humean_Nature: I'm afraid of car accidents and ebola and a mugging, but these are all Earthly threats.

Are you sure? Have you ever actually seen an ebola? It's really just the Science name of demon!

medius		2012-05-24 03:18:33 PM

Gangster Enrico De Pedis? Seriously?

Andrew Wiggin		2012-05-24 03:21:41 PM

she worked the clergy

vudukungfu		2012-05-24 03:22:04 PM

medius: Gangster Enrico De Pedis? Seriously?

they are just trolling us,
citation please.

CapeFearCadaver		2012-05-24 03:22:21 PM

Father Gabriel Amorth... the entire time I was reading TFA, this kept playing in my head: Link

'the Devil ~~was~~ is at work in the Vatican.' I think he might be on to something...

medius		2012-05-24 03:22:45 PM

I AM ANGRY ABOUT DE PEDIS!

iheartscotch		2012-05-24 03:23:12 PM

Cythraul: I thought the Catholic church stopped doing exorcisms?

Also, Vatican Sex Party is an awesome band name.

They are not commonplace by any stretch of the imagination. They have to prove that the individual isn't crazy; then they send a papal representative (like this guy) to deal with the actual exorcisum. Some bigger diocese have their own exorcisum priest, but only do an exorcisum if the Vatican sends its approval.

But, in this instance; me thinks that this is crazy old guy syndrome. My granny thought that andy griffen was her brother; he was not.

TheOther		2012-05-24 03:23:26 PM

Humean_Nature: If I thought I might get skull-farked by a three-headed demon with its skin on fire,

Not in Dallas!

At least, not for free...

The Jami Turman Fan Club		2012-05-24 03:24:13 PM

Dude, you have some really farked up dreams. Lay off the pizza before you go to bed, man.

Nurglitch		2012-05-24 03:24:14 PM

What's that old saw about a live boy or a dead girl? I guess they're all out of boys.

BMFPitt		2012-05-24 03:24:18 PM

Mugato: Shabash: If the Roman Catholic Church is going to survive & thrive in the future, they need at least one of three things to happen:
1. A heroic, non-delusional, squeaky-clean whistleblower at or near the top who publicly exposes & sweeps out all the dirt
2. Married priests
3. Women priests

How far in the future are you talking about? Because right now they seem to be doing just fine. When you're an organization that can survive being exposed to covering up child rape, you're pretty much Kryptonite-proof.

Go to a Catholic church on Sunday and see how many people under 60 you can find.

ordinarysteve		2012-05-24 03:25:10 PM

Cythraul: Mugato: cman: I call bullshiat

We all know that catholics like little boys

"Any hole's a goal, sayeth the Lord."

I think that's in Psalms somewhere. It's in the back.

/so are the priests
//thank you, goodnight

Link to Louis CK's skit on how priests like to fark little boys, which is hilarious: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VABSoHYQr6k

How have I never seen that before. That was brilliant. Made me proud to be an ex-catholic (well the quitting part at least)

AngryJailhouseFistfark		2012-05-24 03:25:44 PM

Humean_Nature: Three Crooked Squirrels: Sounds like a gay guy in denial. Demons are the only way he can explain to himself those feelings he is having. Couldn't be that he's actually gay, must be demons.

Well, he was an evangelist with a Masters in divinity, married and had children and grandchildren. So....yeah, probably totally gay.

that's a whole lot of overcompensating, don't you think? Esp. when you consider how many married, ordained, with progeny, and/or anti-gay advocates have proven to have quite the appetite for Man-Love.

And this:

I commented on this story from the UK Volleyball Babes threed. (McPops)

Also in the Unterbarlinks is the Lurid Tale: "Missing girl 'buried in murdered mobster's tomb was kidnapped for Vatican sex parties', claims Catholic Church's leading exorcist priest"

Vatican Sex Party
Vatican Sex Party
Vatican Sex Party

So, with the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit, does that make it A Holy Trinity-way?