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(Daily Mail)   Stand aside King Krunk, there is another contender for the crown   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2012-05-24 10:53:07 AM  
That's "His Royal Majesty, Defender of the Bling, Duke of Hardy, Lord Protector of Nana's Jesus Picture, King Douchenozzle von Krunk" to you, Subby.
 
2012-05-24 11:09:01 AM  
What?
 
2012-05-24 11:09:37 AM  
WHAT?
 
2012-05-24 11:10:12 AM  
WHAT?!?!
 
2012-05-24 12:44:10 PM  
Those pictures are mines. You didnt axe permission.
 
2012-05-24 12:44:17 PM  
Dese photos is mines.

/you suppost to ax
 
2012-05-24 12:47:54 PM  
D. von Krunk= EPIC thread.
 
2012-05-24 12:47:55 PM  
The Great Von Krunk posed in a bedroom in his mother's house, though, he gets extra points for that.
 
2012-05-24 12:48:52 PM  

jaylectricity: WHAT?!?!


YEAH!

/OKAY!
 
2012-05-24 12:51:34 PM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-24 12:51:50 PM  
farm4.staticflickr.com

farm3.staticflickr.com

farm4.staticflickr.com

/I'll never give up my crown....
 
2012-05-24 12:55:12 PM  
Guns? I don't think so, this is London we're talking about, they're illegal.
 
2012-05-24 12:56:38 PM  
*googles "those are mines"*
I remember that dingbat! I don't recall his protest of the images though, but reading the transcript made me giggle like a schoolgirl...
 
2012-05-24 12:58:29 PM  
Sidebar story about Britain's women's beach volleyball team (Warning they LOOK British) has this picture in it.
i.dailymail.co.uk

Just so we can know what a BRA may look like.
 
2012-05-24 12:59:07 PM  

vodka: Guns? I don't think so, this is London we're talking about, they're illegal.


When guns are outlawed; only the outlaws will have guns. Or something like that.

/ there's a reason the DEA only catches the dumb ones
 
2012-05-24 01:02:04 PM  
Oh damn, that was a great thread.

/Hail to the King, baby.
 
2012-05-24 01:04:41 PM  
Also in the Unterbarlinks is the Lurid Tale: "Missing girl 'buried in murdered mobster's tomb was kidnapped for Vatican sex parties', claims Catholic Church's leading exorcist priest"


Vatican Sex Party
Vatican Sex Party
Vatican Sex Party

So, with the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit, does that make it A Holy Trinity-way?
 
2012-05-24 01:09:06 PM  
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-05-24 01:19:00 PM  

www.mariowiki.com

R.I.P. KING K. ROOL

 
2012-05-24 01:20:00 PM  
but is he a Producer? Da ladies dig Producers.
Yo
 
2012-05-24 01:42:55 PM  
Patrick Warburton inconsolable.
 
2012-05-24 01:48:30 PM  
This is the new Baron von Pmita? Great. I'd have a little more respek if he was wearing a Burger King crown.
 
2012-05-24 01:50:02 PM  
motherjones.com

Straight ballin'
 
2012-05-24 01:53:26 PM  
Squeak, squeaker, squeak, squeaken?

Not the Kronk subby is referring to.
 
2012-05-24 01:55:30 PM  

Dr Dreidel: Patrick Warburton inconsolable.


Why?

Eartha Kitt is already dead.
 
2012-05-24 02:06:25 PM  
t3.gstatic.com

RIP Kristin Kreuk
 
2012-05-24 02:15:05 PM  

ClintBartonWannabe: Sidebar story about Britain's women's beach volleyball team (Warning they LOOK British) has this picture in it.
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 470x702]

Just so we can know what a BRA may look like.


I liked the Audrina Patridge bikini shots better.
 
2012-05-24 02:18:57 PM  
White kids discover dope and become "hippies", music gets a lot more interesting, "culture" is stapled to drug use like so many cheap Christmas tree ornaments. Drugs shift from weed and hash to cocaine and rock cocaine. Brand new "culture" rises up around the sort of self absorbed, mindless sh*t for brains one needs to be to be a coke head. Black "culture" re-defines and re-emerges around weed AND rock cocaine. Billions of dollars start moving around between violent criminals and users, and people start shooting up entire neighborhoods and making God awful hip hop music, (yes, there is very GOOD hip hop music, but "biatches, dope, 300,000.00 cars and killin' muhf*ckas" ain't it) - for four f*cking decades. Seriously. Absolute popular culture stasis for over four decades. Meanwhile, DEA picks up on it early and makes sure they get their cut, using it as an excuse to screw people over with impunity and regular, workaday schmoes end up as the meat in the drug war sandwich of a piss weak cops and robbers game.

So. How's all this "culture" working out for you, oh western world?

You're not "getting away with" anything. You're not "hip and kewl". You're but one of many dime store criminals who can barely think their way out of a paper bag and you're part of the problem. Ha ha.

Protip: If you need dope to have a "culture", your culture doesn't exist. It's just dope. And without it, you're just one more illiterate jackoff without a job. Ta da.
 
2012-05-24 02:33:14 PM  
i646.photobucket.com

Big pimpin'
 
2012-05-24 02:49:07 PM  
Hah.
 
2012-05-24 03:46:26 PM  
See? If we legalize it we won't have these types to laugh at.
 
2012-05-24 04:15:08 PM  
Headline on page: "A king-size idiot! Dealer caught after police find phone picture of him wearing CROWN of cash and drugs hanging from mouth"

Headline on top of my browser tab: "A royal idiot! Dealer caught after police find phone picture of him wearing CROWN of cash and CRACK hanging from mouth" (bold for emphasis)

Actual article: It was weed. So, not crack and not drugs (plural).
 
2012-05-24 07:10:45 PM  

The Third Man: jaylectricity: WHAT?!?!

YEAH!

/OKAY!


Thank you!
 
2012-05-24 10:23:54 PM  

jmadisonbiii: Big pimpin'


And easy livin.....
 
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