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		Does a bear shiat in the woods? Usually, but if he wants to use the outhouse he won't wait for his turn (winnipegfreepress.com)		39
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Walker		2012-05-24 09:44:13 AM

when the 65-year-old man went to a wooden outhouse and left its door open.

SHUT THE DAMN DOOR. NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOU SH*T!

TsarTom		2012-05-24 10:26:08 AM

jaylectricity		2012-05-24 11:06:44 AM

Headline: Bear pulls camper from outhouse, before being shot

Line from article: A black bear then dragged the man from the outhouse by his arm and shoulder, before biting him on the back of his head and neck.

Bear pulls camper from outhouse, before being shot = A black bear then dragged the man from the outhouse by his arm and shoulder, before biting him on the back of his head and neck.

~~Bear pulls camper from outhouse,~~ before being shot = ~~A black bear then dragged the man from the outhouse by his arm and shoulder~~, before biting him on the back of his head and neck.

Therefore shooting is biting and biting is shooting.

MAYORBOB		2012-05-24 12:40:23 PM

Bear had obviously had it with tourists and their crap.

krafty420		2012-05-24 12:41:11 PM

Was it one of the bears from the Charmine commercials?

Monkey MKIII		2012-05-24 12:41:24 PM

Why couldn't it just go in the woods and use the nearest rabbit like the other bears do?

ChipNASA		2012-05-24 12:41:25 PM

" A Bear and a rabbit were taking a shiat in the woods. And the bear turns to the rabbit and says, "Excuse me, do you have problems with shiat sticking to your fur?" And the rabbit says, "No." So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit. "

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ChipNASA		2012-05-24 12:43:20 PM

Monkey MKIII: Why couldn't it just go in the woods and use the nearest rabbit like the other bears do?

Great minds.....and one second away from a simulpost

Monkey MKIII		2012-05-24 12:48:48 PM

ChipNASA: Monkey MKIII: Why couldn't it just go in the woods and use the nearest rabbit like the other bears do?

Great minds.....and one second away from a simulpost

As the saying goes, great minds think alike, and so do ours.

You went for all the razzle-dazzle and the full-on quote as opposed to just a reference, so I humbly make way for you.

Mr.Tangent		2012-05-24 12:51:03 PM

Somebody is getting a visit from the Ontario MNR for killing a black bear out of season and without a license.

Yes they are that petty and stupid.

cgraves67		2012-05-24 12:51:30 PM

Stupid bear. Never eat anything you find in an outhouse.

ChipNASA		2012-05-24 12:53:53 PM

Monkey MKIII: ChipNASA: Monkey MKIII: Why couldn't it just go in the woods and use the nearest rabbit like the other bears do?

Great minds.....and one second away from a simulpost

As the saying goes, great minds think alike, and so do ours.

You went for all the razzle-dazzle and the full-on quote as opposed to just a reference, so I humbly make way for you.

Nah, you just needed to wait one more second.....

I LOVE that joke...I tell it often!!

/bows to greatness

Lone Stranger		2012-05-24 01:01:43 PM

Monkey MKIII		2012-05-24 01:03:16 PM

Captain Hindsight is never mistaken!

kvinesknows		2012-05-24 01:19:52 PM

what a bear naked man who likes outhouse poop might look like

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NutWrench		2012-05-24 01:21:16 PM

I can't bear to read stories like this. They're too grizzly.

MadCat221		2012-05-24 01:26:50 PM

People/Animals Using Force To Get To The Head of The Line trifecta now in play...

(#1 being "guy with a gun gets to go through the drive-thru first" a few down)

MythDragon		2012-05-24 01:43:30 PM

Why would the camper get shot?

Gyrfalcon		2012-05-24 01:56:31 PM

Note to self: Keep more rabbits in my outhouse.

neversubmit		2012-05-24 01:58:58 PM

No one's gonna cry on the very day you die. You're a bully.

a beary?

Ronin_S		2012-05-24 02:07:37 PM

Anyone else immediately think of the T-Rex that ate the lawyer off the toilet in Jurassic Park?

mdeesnuts		2012-05-24 02:19:25 PM

Does a one legged duck swim in circiles?

ElFugawz		2012-05-24 02:20:54 PM

Disagrees

kvinesknows		2012-05-24 02:30:54 PM

luckily his friend was invoking his right to bear arms

Seven Mason		2012-05-24 02:32:07 PM

bubba2233		2012-05-24 02:37:21 PM

Everyone's always coming down on the 'black bear'....

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BarkingUnicorn		2012-05-24 02:45:22 PM

ChipNASA: " A Bear and a rabbit were taking a shiat in the woods. And the bear turns to the rabbit and says, "Excuse me, do you have problems with shiat sticking to your fur?" And the rabbit says, "No." So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit. "

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My favorite joke of all time!

syzygy whizz		2012-05-24 02:51:51 PM

krafty420

Was it one of the bears from the Charmine commercials?

Was wondering meself if it was one of those toilet-paper obsessed bruins...
Did it have little bits of toilet paper stuck all over its butt?

PaLarkin		2012-05-24 03:43:39 PM

Mr.Tangent: Somebody is getting a visit from the Ontario MNR for killing a black bear out of season and without a license.

Yes they are that petty and stupid.

I guess great minds think alike. I was thinking since this happened in Canada, the guy with the gun would be arrested for having a gun and for shooting a bear.

Brick-House		2012-05-24 03:44:58 PM

Lucky it wasn't a Brown Bear!!

Genju		2012-05-24 03:46:47 PM

Just a case of mistaken honey pot.

Mr. Right		2012-05-24 04:00:30 PM

A clip of the interview with the victim of this story was played on the local news this morning. The interviewer asked if the incident "scared the s**t out of him." The answer: "No, that was already gone."

He was pretty nonchalant about it.

Isildur		2012-05-24 04:14:51 PM

Ronin_S: Anyone else immediately think of the T-Rex that ate the lawyer off the toilet in Jurassic Park?

Yup.

Welcome to Pleistocene Park.

WalMartian		2012-05-24 05:00:29 PM

What a pisser.

good_2_go		2012-05-24 06:12:08 PM

PaLarkin:
I was thinking since this happened in Canada, the guy with the gun would be arrested for having a gun and for shooting a bear.

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