Notice how the Earth stands still, and the Sun's light revolves around it?

Also, happy 539th Birthday to Nicolaus Copernicus.

I see Smitty is a Tina Fey fan. Link

From Russia you can see Sarah Palin's House.

But Sarah, how do you say? is Stupid Biotch.

KGB saves tapes for Giant Christmas Party in January, Western Style Calendar.

We tried to sell them to Russian TV as reality comedy show, but damned Traffic Authority undercut our prices with stop light hidden camera show called "Russia's Worst Drunk Drivers". Ha-larious show but no good for KGB bottom line so we have a few billionaire producers whacked. You know Tori Spelling's Dad? We have special this week. Why not have Spelling whacked by Russian KGB mobsters? Then new Russian Sarah Palin Show might be green-lit by suits at Fox Entertainment. It may have to be dubbed into English. Our KGB linguists have no idea what language those people talk.

In other news, 121-megapixel animated GIF's soon to replace Flash