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(Daily Mail)   What a 19-year old said after peeing in the back of a police car: C) I told you I had to go, you stupid cop   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2012-05-24 09:51:10 AM  
I would've been more impressed if he had explosive diarrhea...while wearing a skirt....with no bloomers.
 
2012-05-24 10:14:15 AM  

1nsanilicious: Jamieboy: Yes this is dog: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x389]

He looks like a charming fellow. Someone you'd want to have a few beers with.

A charming fellow who'd bite your face off and steal your beer money. That guy looks downright nasty, every with those pouty, kissable lips.

His mouth is as wide as his small nose. Never seen that before, I wonder if he struggles to use a straw.


Porn star Stephanie Swift has the same thing going on.

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-05-24 10:31:44 AM  
"And I'm still wearing my pee pants!"
cdnet.myxer.com
 
2012-05-24 11:03:35 AM  

some_beer_drinker: i try to piss or shiat ANYTIME im in a police car. fark those assholes.


Know how I know you need to make some changes in your life?

www.dvd.net.au
 
2012-05-24 11:19:20 AM  

Yes this is dog: He looks like a charming fellow. Someone you'd want to have a few beers with.


He has the exact same facial expression in every picture.
 
2012-05-24 11:19:35 AM  
But if there's an incident where some biohazard is released in the vehicle, no matter what the biohazard is, we have a protocol that we follow.'

Good to know.

/good to go
 
2012-05-24 11:48:07 AM  
So sad img1.fark.net trumps img1.fark.net.
 
2012-05-24 12:20:04 PM  
nazmiyalantiquerugs.com

The rug's still ok though, right?

/"micturated upon"??
 
2012-05-24 01:24:59 PM  

Dee Snarl: some_beer_drinker: i try to piss or shiat ANYTIME im in a police car. fark those assholes.

Know how I know you need to make some changes in your life?

[www.dvd.net.au image 500x281]


I thought that my home was my castle
With no one scrutinizing me
No pigs, no lyin' biatch, no hassle
Y'all are brutalizing' me
Can't a man not drink his beer in silence?
Can't a man not crudely lie and scream?
Can't a man not control his biatch with violence?
Y'all are brutalizing me
 
2012-05-24 03:31:33 PM  

untaken_name: Dee Snarl: some_beer_drinker: i try to piss or shiat ANYTIME im in a police car. fark those assholes.

Know how I know you need to make some changes in your life?

[www.dvd.net.au image 500x281]

I thought that my home was my castle
With no one scrutinizing me
No pigs, no lyin' biatch, no hassle
Y'all are brutalizing' me
Can't a man not drink his beer in silence?
Can't a man not crudely lie and scream?
Can't a man not control his biatch with violence?
Y'all are brutalizing me


www.knuckz.com

Double damn
 
2012-05-24 09:40:44 PM  
No bruises/scrapes in the mugshot? Them's some patient cops.
 
2012-05-24 10:11:46 PM  

superfudge73: untaken_name: Dee Snarl: some_beer_drinker: i try to piss or shiat ANYTIME im in a police car. fark those assholes.

Know how I know you need to make some changes in your life?

[www.dvd.net.au image 500x281]

I thought that my home was my castle
With no one scrutinizing me
No pigs, no lyin' biatch, no hassle
Y'all are brutalizing' me
Can't a man not drink his beer in silence?
Can't a man not crudely lie and scream?
Can't a man not control his biatch with violence?
Y'all are brutalizing me

[www.knuckz.com image 232x173]

Double damn


She got a degree in lie-ology! She's a professional lie-ologist!
 
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