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(Daily Mail)   What a 19-year old said after peeing in the back of a police car: C) I told you I had to go, you stupid cop   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 62
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2012-05-24 12:37:09 AM  
So, this boy's mug is all over the internets over a stupid, inconsequential incident?
 
2012-05-24 01:52:24 AM  
He shoulda just cried.

Cry, cry, and keep crying. Cry till you pull an eye muscle. Cry till your bladder's empty. Cry till you can't cry no more then dry heave.

If you can keep it up, they might even release you without charges.
 
2012-05-24 02:46:14 AM  
Man, Smiley McSmilerstein had to pee so bad his neck swelled up!
 
2012-05-24 03:22:50 AM  
I have a feeling he said something a tad stronger than, "you stupid cop".
 
2012-05-24 04:21:52 AM  
A cop once told me I better not puke in the back of his car. About two minutes later, I puked in the back of his car. Wonder who had to deal with that?
 
2012-05-24 04:26:47 AM  
"stupid cop"

Redundancy is redundant
 
2012-05-24 04:29:42 AM  

AbbeySomeone: So, this boy's mug is all over the internets over a stupid, inconsequential incident?


Perhaps. But then cop seats are plastic and can be rinsed of with a garden hose. And No, I do not know this from experience.
 
2012-05-24 04:30:11 AM  
Even though the busboy didn't fall to the ground, kept his balance

Doesn't keeping your balance imply not falling to the ground. Redundant sentence is redundant.
 
2012-05-24 04:33:56 AM  

doglover: He shoulda just cried.

Cry, cry, and keep crying. Cry till you pull an eye muscle. Cry till your bladder's empty. Cry till you can't cry no more then dry heave.

If you can keep it up, they might even release you without charges.


When I was 15 and picked up drunk, I was released without charge because I started projectile vomiting everywhere. They just wanted me anywhere but in the station.
 
2012-05-24 04:34:51 AM  

zzrhardy: doglover: He shoulda just cried.

Cry, cry, and keep crying. Cry till you pull an eye muscle. Cry till your bladder's empty. Cry till you can't cry no more then dry heave.

If you can keep it up, they might even release you without charges.

When I was 15 and picked up drunk, I was released without charge because I started projectile vomiting everywhere. They just wanted me anywhere but in the station.


Be polite, obedient, and shoot disgusting bodily fluids shamelessly out of every hole you've got until you can't shoot no mos.
 
2012-05-24 04:37:52 AM  
www.frugal-cafe.com

"I told you I had to go!"
 
2012-05-24 04:38:20 AM  
When you've gotta go, you've gotta go.
 
2012-05-24 04:38:39 AM  
HE HAD TO PEE
/Do cops get a car wash if some jackass wants to pee in their squad car?
 
2012-05-24 04:40:17 AM  
Uh... are we gonna start putting articles up every time someone pees in the back of a police car now? One of the least newsworthy things I've ever seen here. Do you realize how much this happens?
 
2012-05-24 04:43:27 AM  

praxis44241: HE HAD TO PEE
/Do cops get a car wash if some jackass wants to pee in their squad car?


try it out and get back to us with the results.
 
2012-05-24 04:43:38 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

He looks like a charming fellow. Someone you'd want to have a few beers with.
 
2012-05-24 04:44:04 AM  

BioStormX: Uh... are we gonna start putting articles up every time someone pees in the back of a police car now? One of the least newsworthy things I've ever seen here. Do you realize how much this happens?


non-story is non-story and I concur
 
2012-05-24 04:49:50 AM  
As a former high school football player myself, I feel I must ask; Why don't cop cars have sinks installed so that we can piss into them?
 
2012-05-24 04:50:44 AM  
Approves.

www.wearysloth.com
 
2012-05-24 04:55:33 AM  

BioStormX: Uh... are we gonna start putting articles up every time someone pees in the back of a police car now? One of the least newsworthy things I've ever seen here. Do you realize how much this happens?


We don't call it the Daily Fail for nothing.
 
2012-05-24 05:10:13 AM  

Yes this is dog: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x389]

He looks like a charming fellow. Someone you'd want to have a few beers with.


A charming fellow who'd bite your face off and steal your beer money. That guy looks downright nasty, every with those pouty, kissable lips.
 
2012-05-24 05:44:09 AM  
I'm curious as to why the Daily Fail is so obsessed about what goes on in the US. Surely there are loads of chavs in the UK doing equally stupid & trivial stuff over there for them to report.

Or, is is it because the Daily Fail staff have a hate-on for Yanks and exploit every opportunity to make them look bad?
 
2012-05-24 05:46:47 AM  
I dunno, just looking at him you get the impression that it might be ok if Cruiser Twelve gave him the wood shampoo.
 
2012-05-24 06:30:50 AM  

TV's Vinnie: Or, is is it because the Daily Fail staff have a hate-on for Yanks and exploit every opportunity to make them look bad?


When you mess with a Pom's tea, they don't forget.,,,
 
2012-05-24 06:52:22 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

He looks SO thrilled to be the only white boy in this picture.
 
2012-05-24 07:06:01 AM  

Yes this is dog: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x389]

He looks like a charming fellow. Someone you'd want to have a few beers with.


Put that photo with different news story and he'd be a war vet just home from Iraq. Just saying.
 
2012-05-24 07:14:11 AM  

flamingboard: Put that photo with different news story and he'd be a war vet just home from Iraq. Just saying.


Yeah, I can sort of see it. They want you to look all pissed off and grim for official pictures.

That said, I will have to put some effort into finding one of a set we did as a joke - we had gotten back that day and were still non-spec, and they were all hyped over us getting our pictures, so we cleaned up and got our pictures done in long hair, beards and class As, mine with a big goofy grin. It's somewhere on a computer at the house. They got over it eventually.
 
2012-05-24 07:19:17 AM  
you're-a-pee=in
 
2012-05-24 07:21:54 AM  

Jamieboy: Yes this is dog: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x389]

He looks like a charming fellow. Someone you'd want to have a few beers with.

A charming fellow who'd bite your face off and steal your beer money. That guy looks downright nasty, every with those pouty, kissable lips.


His mouth is as wide as his small nose. Never seen that before, I wonder if he struggles to use a straw.
 
2012-05-24 07:32:39 AM  

TV's Vinnie: I'm curious as to why the Daily Fail is so obsessed about what goes on in the US. Surely there are loads of chavs in the UK doing equally stupid & trivial stuff over there for them to report.

Or, is is it because the Daily Fail staff have a hate-on for Yanks and exploit every opportunity to make them look bad?


I suspect it's because a huge chunk of its readership is from the US. It is one of the worlds most visited newspaper websites (Google is currently showing the NYTimes as 28million (#124) unique per month and DailyFail as 23million (#150))

Also, the print and web editions are kept totally seperate, so its more of a generic online news site that happens to share a name with a UK daily newspaper.
 
2012-05-24 07:37:42 AM  
From TFA: "But if there's an incident where some biohazard is released in the vehicle, no matter what the biohazard is, we have a protocol that we follow."

i218.photobucket.com

"Go clean the car, rookie."
 
2012-05-24 07:42:58 AM  
i try to piss or shiat ANYTIME im in a police car. fark those assholes.
 
2012-05-24 07:52:15 AM  

doglover: He shoulda just cried.

Cry, cry, and keep crying. Cry till you pull an eye muscle. Cry till your bladder's empty. Cry till you can't cry no more then dry heave.

If you can keep it up, they might even release you without charges.


img2-2.timeinc.net
It's okay, crying lets the sad out.
 
2012-05-24 07:55:28 AM  
Unfortunately, it's pretty common for people to urinate, defecate or vomit while in a police car,' said Longmont, Colorado police officer Sean Harper after a series of incidents involving urination last month in his state.

I am glad I've never had to sit back there. I can't imagine those seats smell very good. Probably just slightly worse than a taxi.
(I always sit up front in a taxi. Less semen up there.)
 
Slu
2012-05-24 07:58:02 AM  

some_beer_drinker: i try to piss or shiat ANYTIME im in a police car. fark those assholes.


This. They are probably going to beat the piss out of you anyway. Might as well make them clean it up.

I puked in a cop car when I was 18. It was totally worth the public drunkenness fine.
 
2012-05-24 08:13:33 AM  

Yes this is dog: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x389]

He looks like a charming fellow. Someone you'd want to have a few beers with.


Mega-douche. I have to side with the police in this article.

F*cking self-important dickwad...
 
2012-05-24 08:14:19 AM  
i300.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-24 08:22:09 AM  

1nsanilicious: Jamieboy: Yes this is dog: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x389]

He looks like a charming fellow. Someone you'd want to have a few beers with.

A charming fellow who'd bite your face off and steal your beer money. That guy looks downright nasty, every with those pouty, kissable lips.

His mouth is as wide as his small nose. Never seen that before, I wonder if he struggles to use a straw.


His left ear is noticeably lower than his right, also. He's a freak!
 
2012-05-24 08:23:30 AM  
Dumbass should have done the pee pee dance.
 
2012-05-24 08:33:15 AM  
Urine mops. We've finally found a job cops are suited for.
 
2012-05-24 08:51:11 AM  
CSB:
A good friend of mine did this after he was picked up for being drunk, very drunk in public....and yes he was 19 at the time.
 
2012-05-24 08:52:40 AM  
First I wondered why this young boy would aid a theif, attempt to injure, deface property, and finally insult a state worker who was simply doing his job.

Then I saw the skin colour of the people he grew up around.
 
2012-05-24 08:53:01 AM  
And the cops are like "We don't care if you'd peed our car. That happens all the time. If you peed your pants on purpose, that was stupid. So who's stupid?"
 
2012-05-24 08:53:45 AM  
Hey diFalco how's that life of entitlement working for you?
 
2012-05-24 08:57:14 AM  

THE GREAT NAME: First I wondered why this young boy would aid a theif, attempt to injure, deface property, and finally insult a state worker who was simply doing his job.

Then I saw the skin colour of the people he grew up around.


Way too obvious.
 
2012-05-24 08:57:21 AM  

JackalRabbit: BioStormX: Uh... are we gonna start putting articles up every time someone pees in the back of a police car now? One of the least newsworthy things I've ever seen here. Do you realize how much this happens?

non-story is non-story and I concur


Welcome to Fark.
 
2012-05-24 09:08:23 AM  
Protocol = make a jailbird steward clean it.
 
2012-05-24 09:13:10 AM  
Remind me to never touch the backseat of a cop car.
 
2012-05-24 09:13:14 AM  

THE GREAT NAME: First I wondered why this young boy would aid a theif, attempt to injure, deface property, and finally insult a state worker who was simply doing his job.

Then I saw the skin colour of the people he grew up around.


Know how I know your a cop?
 
2012-05-24 09:32:06 AM  

Serious Post on Serious Thread: THE GREAT NAME: First I wondered why this young boy would aid a theif, attempt to injure, deface property, and finally insult a state worker who was simply doing his job.

Then I saw the skin colour of the people he grew up around.

Know how I know your a cop?


THE GREAT NAME has no affection for cops. This was just the best route in for a troll. But it was a bit obvious, as an earlier commentor commented.
 
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