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(SeattlePI)   Nut Liquor is pretty good except it sometimes feels like it's sticking to the roof of your mouth   (blog.seattlepi.com ) divider line
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2012-05-24 01:06:02 AM  
Heh heh heh
Subby is touching himself?
 
2012-05-24 01:33:47 AM  
I'm sure many of you are thinking that the subby is talking about peanut butter.

I'm thinking something else. Never heard a woman complain about that though.
 
2012-05-24 01:34:39 AM  
In before Sheryl Crow.
 
2012-05-24 01:36:51 AM  
I tried it at a tasting event back in March. They should rename it Ass liquor. It tastes horrible.

However, I would drink the whole damn bottle if I had to choose between it and Bacon flavoured vodak. That is the most foul liquid on the planet, and I love bacon.
 
2012-05-24 01:45:10 AM  
Penis.
 
2012-05-24 01:47:27 AM  

Farktastic: I tried it at a tasting event back in March. They should rename it Ass liquor. It tastes horrible.

However, I would drink the whole damn bottle if I had to choose between it and Bacon flavoured vodak. That is the most foul liquid on the planet, and I love bacon.


I was also very disappointed in the bacon vodak. And not that i like bloodies either, but you could at least use bacon vodak in those. I cant think of what the hell peanut butter flavored vodak would go with... and whats with it being peanut butter flavored, hows that different from just peanut? Same with that whipped cream vodak, what would differentiate it from just a cream flavored vodak?

/now firefly sweet tea vodak otoh... is one of my favorite liquors, and im a yankee even
 
2012-05-24 01:49:11 AM  

Farktastic: I tried it at a tasting event back in March. They should rename it Ass liquor. It tastes horrible.

However, I would drink the whole damn bottle if I had to choose between it and Bacon flavoured vodak. That is the most foul liquid on the planet, and I love bacon.


The foulest liquid on the planet is boiled San Pedro cactus goo mixed with vanilla ice cream.
 
2012-05-24 02:00:27 AM  
I miss booze.
 
2012-05-24 02:01:03 AM  
Nut Liquor? I hardly knew her!

/wait... oh dear god no
 
2012-05-24 02:02:11 AM  
It's worth a try, I guess.

Nut has a great mouth feel. Can they recreate that in a drink?
 
2012-05-24 02:02:29 AM  
gets my vote for the best use of multiple inuendos in one short sentence. Ooh, multiple inuendos... huh huh uh huh
 
2012-05-24 02:05:14 AM  

malaktaus: The foulest liquid on the planet is boiled San Pedro cactus goo mixed with vanilla ice cream.


I'm thinkin diarrhea containing massive quantities of live E coli O157:H7 is much closer to "the foulest liquid on the planet".

Really, gun to your head which would you rather drink? Thought so.
 
2012-05-24 02:06:45 AM  
Bust open a bottle today.
 
2012-05-24 02:17:36 AM  

the ham sap gwailo: gets my vote for the best use of multiple inurendos in one short sentence. Ooh, multiple inurendos... huh huh uh huh


FTFM
 
2012-05-24 02:17:51 AM  
It's like dogs. Once it was wolves and coyotes. Now it's sub-compact distortions of reality with 50% rat DNA, or lumbering mounds of hair with so many skin folds, they look like a modern day Bridgette Bardot after an 8 hour long hot shower.

2 to 1 odds the next travesty is "sparkling vodka".
 
2012-05-24 02:18:41 AM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: 2 to 1 odds the next travesty is "sparkling vodka".


That actually sounds really good.
 
2012-05-24 02:24:17 AM  
Have some nut liquor with the porn tenderloin today!
 
2012-05-24 02:27:44 AM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: It's like dogs. Once it was wolves and coyotes. Now it's sub-compact distortions of reality with 50% rat DNA, or lumbering mounds of hair with so many skin folds, they look like a modern day Bridgette Bardot after an 8 hour long hot shower.

2 to 1 odds the next travesty is "sparkling vodka".


I wonder if thats possible, is co2 soluble in ethanol? If it is youd think somebodydve done it by now.
 
2012-05-24 02:36:16 AM  
A Bangor link followed by a liquor link? How will we complete the trifecta?
 
2012-05-24 02:46:53 AM  

Cyno01: Pointy Tail of Satan: It's like dogs. Once it was wolves and coyotes. Now it's sub-compact distortions of reality with 50% rat DNA, or lumbering mounds of hair with so many skin folds, they look like a modern day Bridgette Bardot after an 8 hour long hot shower.

2 to 1 odds the next travesty is "sparkling vodka".

I wonder if thats possible, is co2 soluble in ethanol? If it is youd think somebodydve done it by now.


Vodka 02 is very bubbly Link

It's actually not bad, or at least the 94 proof one wasn't. Certainly worth trying if you like vodka, but I think the flavor and novelty would be wasted in a cocktail.
 
2012-05-24 02:50:22 AM  
Nut liquor? So, I'm thinking that salting the rim of the glass is unnecessary then?
 
2012-05-24 02:58:30 AM  
Hmmm would like to try mixing that. Start off with Blackberry brandy, any grape wine, and: Voila!! a Peanut butter and jelly drink!!
 
2012-05-24 03:33:31 AM  
Screw that and pass the Frangelico to mix with stuff. Yummy.
 
2012-05-24 04:00:45 AM  

phxmke: Hmmm would like to try mixing that. Start off with Blackberry brandy, any grape wine, and: Voila!! a Peanut butter and jelly drink!!


I would go with something like chambord. And insist on serving it to anybody who thinks flavored vodkas are anything but one note, candied crap pretending to be sophisticated liquor.
 
2012-05-24 04:20:57 AM  
Heh heh heh he said nut licker heh heh heh
 
2012-05-24 07:00:32 AM  
I don't know, I hear it tastes a little like bleach.
 
2012-05-24 08:02:45 AM  
Will they use a digital Easy E as their spokesman?
 
2012-05-24 08:13:08 AM  
Subby mispelled "licker".
 
2012-05-24 08:33:29 AM  
I used to think "nut meat" was my favorite combination of words ever. Thanks Subby!
 
2012-05-24 08:45:08 AM  
The official alchoholic beverage of the Tea Bagger movement.
 
2012-05-24 08:45:34 AM  
Semen
 
2012-05-24 08:50:34 AM  
I've had this and enjoyed it, actually. What can I say, I guess I just like nut liquors.

:P
 
2012-05-24 09:00:49 AM  

Queensowntalia: I've had this and enjoyed it, actually. What can I say, I guess I just like nut liquors.

:P


How you doin'!!??
/obligatory
 
2012-05-24 09:27:56 AM  
Knows all about it...
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2012-05-24 09:38:21 AM  
Some women don't mind nut sticking to the roof of their mouths...
 
2012-05-24 09:39:28 AM  
fc09.deviantart.net
 
2012-05-24 10:54:54 AM  

danielscissorhands: A Bangor link followed by a liquor link? How will we complete the trifecta?


Poker.
 
2012-05-24 11:06:27 AM  
Tried this yesterday, bartender gave me a shot and a little raspberry vodak and dropped it into a half glass of milk. I'll be damned if it didn't taste just like a pb&j sandwich.
 
2012-05-24 11:08:36 AM  

danielscissorhands: A Bangor link followed by a liquor link? How will we complete the trifecta?


I'd assume a lever.
 
2012-05-24 11:20:49 AM  

Sebastrd: danielscissorhands: A Bangor link followed by a liquor link? How will we complete the trifecta?

I'd assume a lever.


:)
 
2012-05-24 11:27:19 AM  
Hmmmmmmm....

Ok, have to do it. Going to pick up a bottle of this and a bottle of the chocolate vodka. See if I can make Reese's peanut butter shots.
 
2012-05-24 11:39:45 AM  
Nut Liquor? You shouldn't refer to your mom that way, subby.

/It's the Nut Biter I'm worried about.
 
2012-05-24 10:56:24 PM  
While reading the article I got interrupted by some full screen ad telling me to check out the new, revamped myspace. I couldn't stop laughing.
 
2012-05-25 12:06:30 AM  
Does nut liquor taste like ass to you, Subbette?
 
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