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		Well I'm just shocked to learn Levi Johnston is broke and living with his mom (radaronline.com)		72
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Somacandra		2012-05-24 01:18:55 AM

This is just a teaser trailer for the upcoming new season, right?

Apos		2012-05-24 01:20:25 AM

Cons:

1. His name is Levi Johnston.
2. He's over 21 and a dweller in Mommy's basement.
3. He's squandered $1,000,000 and has no means of income.
4. His child support payments have been sporadic at best.
5. His grasp of the English language is,at best,fleeting.

Pros:

1. He has his health and a roof over his head.

...............

Oh yeah.... He's ready to take on the world!

The My Little Pony Killer		2012-05-24 01:28:34 AM

Just wait until his mom winds up pregnant...

doglover		2012-05-24 01:39:33 AM

Who?

Don't Troll Me Bro!		2012-05-24 01:41:58 AM

Dude's a loser. Why are we still discussing him?

Ambivalence		2012-05-24 01:57:10 AM

Who? Oh...that one.

Who cares?

Bathia_Mapes		2012-05-24 04:04:07 AM

I hope they were able to garnish at least some of the money for back child support. Palin & Johnston's son is who I have sympathy for.

Two Dogs Farking		2012-05-24 05:21:55 AM

Nah, Mama Grizzly is making plenty of money selling stuff to Real Americans™. I don't think Tripp or Bristol will ever have to get really bootstrappy.

Plus the kid's already a reality TV star [sic].

Which actually makes me a little [sic]. But what the hay.

Mugato		2012-05-24 05:33:29 AM

Just imagine if this sort of thing happened with Obama. "Well it figures, he's a ni-BONG".

Mr. Coffee Nerves		2012-05-24 06:04:57 AM

There's no excuse for this. He should have been paying attention and learned his grifting from the Olympic-level Grand Master - his former Mother-In-Law

PsyLord		2012-05-24 06:30:18 AM

Wha, he was able to run through his Playgirl money faster than LiLo is able to run through her Playboy money?

calm like a bomb		2012-05-24 06:54:53 AM

Okay, I've known a lot of idiot rednecks in my day, but even the worst of them would be hard-pressed to blow through a million on "guns, boats, and four wheelers". These people are not buying yachts and heirloom firearms.

Neondistraction		2012-05-24 06:59:55 AM

Bathia_Mapes: Palin & Johnston's son is who I have sympathy for.

Yeah, between his mother and his father that poor bastard isn't exactly set up for success.

The Muthaship		2012-05-24 07:02:20 AM

It will be interesting to see how many of the similarly situated denizens of Fark are willing to bash him.

Let's find out.....

turbidum		2012-05-24 07:14:02 AM

Bathia_Mapes: I hope they were able to garnish at least some of the money for back child support. Palin & Johnston's son is who I have sympathy for.

Eh, monetarily, the kid's not hurting. The elder Palin can still net 5-figure speaking fees, and Bristol is doing pretty well for herself between becoming a touring speaker against teen pregnancy (really?) and her Lifetime TV show. She'll continue to live off the teat of "public interest" for years to come.

Mugato		2012-05-24 07:14:03 AM

The Muthaship: It will be interesting to see how many of the similarly situated denizens of Fark are willing to bash him.

Let's find out.....

I'd be too busy killing myself.

groppet		2012-05-24 07:23:15 AM

ok lemme see his plan:
Step 1) Date a rich poloticians daughter
Step 2) Get her pregnant
Step 3) Profit
Step 4) Lose profit

bangmaid		2012-05-24 07:25:43 AM

Apos: Cons, pros

Well, when you put the cons first, of course it looks bad...

EnviroDude		2012-05-24 07:25:53 AM

The guy is a mental midget. What else would you expect. The RNC used him and dumped him. Then he declared that he was a democrat. Now he is living in moms basement. What is his FARK handle?

OldManDownDRoad		2012-05-24 07:33:34 AM

I see the dictionary folks have a new photo to place next to the definition of "white trash."

/you might have to be low income, but you don't have to be low rent

Dick Gozinya		2012-05-24 07:45:12 AM

When does he legally change his name to Clevon?

Tat'dGreaser		2012-05-24 07:53:46 AM

Mugato: Just imagine if this sort of thing happened with Obama. "Well it figures, he's a ni-BONG".

Well he's married, I don't think he should be knocking up teenaged white girls to begin with.

xanadian		2012-05-24 07:58:21 AM

What's his FARK handle?

xanadian		2012-05-24 07:59:20 AM

EnviroDude: What is his FARK handle?

*shakes tiny fist*

rapidbunny		2012-05-24 08:00:30 AM

"mom .... MEATLOAF"

i.ytimg.com

xanadian		2012-05-24 08:00:33 AM

Don't Troll Me Bro!: Dude's a loser. Why are we still discussing him?

Makes us feel better that we're not as much a loser as he is. It's why TV shows like Springer and Jersey Shore are so popular.

:/

Gramma		2012-05-24 08:07:50 AM

The most depressing thing is that he's knocked up another girl. And they're naming the baby after a gun maker.

GoodyearPimp		2012-05-24 08:11:07 AM

Don't Troll Me Bro!: Dude's a loser. Why are we still discussing him?

Sarah Palin's a loser and we're still discussing her...

basemetal		2012-05-24 08:15:19 AM

Well, Levi, there's always gay porn, dude.

Boxcutta		2012-05-24 08:38:35 AM

Where's all the money from his failed reality show and his commercial for nuts.

/refuses to buy those pistachios because they insist on giving money to bad people.
//Mugabe does it...while committing genocide.

Chibi Shinigami		2012-05-24 08:44:58 AM

Man. As a young woman, I must admit...while he's clearly a blithering idiot, he IS a beautiful man.

theorellior		2012-05-24 08:46:51 AM

Mr. Coffee Nerves: There's no excuse for this. He should have been paying attention and learned his grifting from the Olympic-level Grand Master - his former Mother-In-Law

You can lead a horse to water, man. By all rights he should be earning six figures as a baby-naming consultant or something, but you can't fix stupid.

Olympus Mons		2012-05-24 08:53:22 AM

I am always amazed that losers like this always seem to have the pick of the girls. How many kids has her fathered with how many different women?

PonceAlyosha		2012-05-24 08:54:14 AM

Those who live in their Mom's glass house are comfortable throwing stones cuz they're not paying for it.

kab		2012-05-24 08:55:58 AM

xanadian: What's his FARK handle?

Winterwhile?

monoski		2012-05-24 08:57:03 AM

PonceAlyosha: Those who live in their Mom's glass house are comfortable throwing stones cuz they're not paying for it.

Most of them seem to be on the Fark politics page all day

coeyagi		2012-05-24 08:57:30 AM

EnviroDude: The guy is a mental midget. What else would you expect. The RNC used him and dumped him. Then he declared that he was a democrat. Now he is living in moms basement. What is his FARK handle?

I can't keep track of every conservatroll's ALTs, bro. 0/10

Krymson Tyde		2012-05-24 08:57:50 AM

EnviroDude: The guy is a mental midget. What else would you expect. The RNC used him and dumped him. Then he declared that he was a democrat. Now he is living in moms basement. What is his FARK handle?

He's actually a right wing troll who calls himself EnviroDude.

Burr		2012-05-24 09:02:57 AM

basemetal: Well, Levi, there's always gay porn, dude.

I thought he already did Playgirl...

Splinshints		2012-05-24 09:03:23 AM

Don't Troll Me Bro!: Dude's a loser. Why are we still discussing him?

Because the Palin family continues to insist upon injecting its broken moral viewpoints into the public discourse and Levi and his "baby momma" are prime examples of why they haven't got a leg to stand on when it comes to that subject.... and whether we like it or not enough dumb bumpkins continue to pay enough attention to her to make it a semi-relevant discussion topic.

If you don't like it, blame the losers who keep paying the Palin's enough to make it profitable for them to keep slathering their screwed up opinions all over the news every couple of months.

Nem Wan		2012-05-24 09:11:01 AM

Not to defend him in any way, but where exactly did he earn $1 million? The $1 million mentioned in TFA links to a story that says he made $105,000 in 2009. He reportedly made $100,000 for the Playgirl shoot which may or may not be the same $100,000. I'm saying TFA added a zero to make him look like a bigger loser.

Serious Black		2012-05-24 09:11:59 AM

kab: xanadian: What's his FARK handle?

Winterwhile?

If I were winterwhile, I would be insulted that you were comparing me to a brain-dead piece of scum like Levi Johnston.

someonelse		2012-05-24 09:12:06 AM

Chibi Shinigami: Man. As a young woman, I must admit...while he's clearly a blithering idiot, he IS a beautiful man.

Young, good-looking, and spends his money foolishly. What's not to like? I'd hit it. But with back-up protection on account of his evident extreme fertility.

Wellon Dowd		2012-05-24 09:23:26 AM

Hey, Levi, starting to wish you were still tapping this?

i.imgur.com

namegoeshere		2012-05-24 09:34:13 AM

Chibi Shinigami: Man. As a young woman, I must admit...while he's clearly a blithering idiot, he IS a beautiful man.

Just be sure to use birth control. Because he obviously doesn't know how.

Gramma: The most depressing thing is that he's knocked up another girl. And they're naming the baby after a gun maker.

There is no part of this story that isn't completely white trash.

Serious Black		2012-05-24 09:50:21 AM

Wellon Dowd: Hey, Levi, starting to wish you were still tapping this?

[i.imgur.com image 200x500][i.imgur.com image 200x500][i.imgur.com image 200x500]

She should have a much nicer ass than she does considering she has at least 16 hours a day to exercise.

HotIgneous Intruder		2012-05-24 10:15:18 AM

He could have just folded his penis up between his butt cheeks and played nice with the Wasilla Hillbillies, kept on boinking Bristol and been on easy street. Why make life so hard for yourself?

/Why?
//Why?

biscuits1978		2012-05-24 10:17:53 AM

Serious Black: Wellon Dowd: Hey, Levi, starting to wish you were still tapping this?

[i.imgur.com image 200x500][i.imgur.com image 200x500][i.imgur.com image 200x500]

She should have a much nicer ass than she does considering she has at least 16 hours a day to exercise.

I dunno, that ass looks great to me.

HotIgneous Intruder		2012-05-24 10:20:16 AM

biscuits1978: Serious Black: Wellon Dowd: Hey, Levi, starting to wish you were still tapping this?

[i.imgur.com image 200x500][i.imgur.com image 200x500][i.imgur.com image 200x500]

She should have a much nicer ass than she does considering she has at least 16 hours a day to exercise.

I dunno, that ass looks great to me.

In the desert, a thirsty man will drink his own urine.

/"Great" is a relative term.

metallion		2012-05-24 10:28:02 AM

Did anyone actually buy his book? I couldn't have imagined too many people purchasing that thing.

Of course, I couldn't imagine anyone buying Sarah's book either.....

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