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		Victoria Beckham likes to get facials from New Zealand sheep placentas (stuff.co.nz)		78
		More: Weird, Victoria Beckham, facials, placenta, New Zealand, afterbirths, breaking news, Kim Kardashian, New Zealand sheep

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Ed Finnerty		2012-05-23 08:25:25 PM

Do sheep placenta even have testicles?

Mugato		2012-05-23 08:31:19 PM

Mad Libs?

Apos		2012-05-23 08:38:09 PM

I've lost my appetite.

GGracie		2012-05-23 08:43:20 PM

Kinky?

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-05-23 09:21:33 PM

I'm out...

Winning		2012-05-23 09:28:05 PM

Fap?

Apos		2012-05-23 09:54:39 PM

Winning: Fap?

To a bukkake by sheep tale? If that's what you're into.

R.A.Danny		2012-05-23 11:06:38 PM

And my ex treated a stray shot of jizz like it was battery acid. Go figure.

PizzaJedi81		2012-05-24 12:07:27 AM

I'd give her a facial, then use a sheep skin, if ya knw what I mean, and I htink you do.

/history of sex: sheep skins used to be used as prophylactics!
//the more you know!

Old Man Winter		2012-05-24 12:10:21 AM

PizzaJedi81: I'd give her a facial, then use a sheep skin, if ya knw what I mean, and I htink you do.

/history of sex: sheep skins used to be used as prophylactics!
//the more you know!

Yeah, we got that.

ciderczar		2012-05-24 12:10:30 AM

Trocadero		2012-05-24 12:10:38 AM

At least Beckham's playing well tonight. And we're scoring goals w/o Donovan and Keane. Hmmmm...

SandMann		2012-05-24 12:11:38 AM

Who is Victoria Beckham?

Make More Hinjews		2012-05-24 12:14:42 AM

Ladies, wouldn't sex be more satisfying if you could just... egg on the top of his head?

erveek		2012-05-24 12:17:05 AM

New Zealand sheep placentas

That's an odd name for a football team.

diaphoresis		2012-05-24 12:17:11 AM

R.A.Danny: And my ex treated a stray shot of jizz like it was battery acid. Go figure.

/pity

nytmare		2012-05-24 12:18:16 AM

humanshrapnel		2012-05-24 12:18:24 AM

SandMann: Who is Victoria Beckham?

Whatthefark		2012-05-24 12:18:35 AM

Bend it Like an Umbilical Cord.

Canton		2012-05-24 12:18:43 AM

Lancer said he only used placenta from New Zealand sheep in his facials because they had been "untouched by the modern world".

There is a Welsh sheep farmer joke in there somewhere...

nytmare		2012-05-24 12:19:23 AM

SandMann: Who is Victoria Beckham?

Mr. Beckham's wife.

rainbowbutter		2012-05-24 12:20:36 AM

speaking of fap, i just threw up in my kitchen sink. will it ruin my silverware if i boil it? advise me, wide world.
/vodak

Dr.Zom		2012-05-24 12:20:40 AM

It ain't working.

phrawgh		2012-05-24 12:21:47 AM

cc_rider		2012-05-24 12:22:29 AM

Whatthefark: Bend it Like an Umbilical Cord.

Ha!

This facial thing is farking gross, however.

rainbowbutter		2012-05-24 12:24:26 AM

for the sake of clarification, i hope not to ruin the forks. i'm ok with ruining the vomit.

jackandwater		2012-05-24 12:25:06 AM

R.A.Danny: And my ex treated a stray shot of jizz like it was battery acid. Go figure.

She was missing out on some of the best stuff for a woman's skin, especially if taken internally by mouth.

SandMann		2012-05-24 12:26:37 AM

humanshrapnel: SandMann: Who is Victoria Beckham?

No no no. That is too shallow.
I am looking for a wise fark erudition on her biography.

ciderczar		2012-05-24 12:27:37 AM

rainbowbutter: for the sake of clarification, i hope not to ruin the forks. i'm ok with ruining the vomit.

Leave it in the sink until someone else deals with it?

One Bad Apple		2012-05-24 12:27:39 AM

Ed Finnerty: Do sheep placenta even have testicles?

Kiwi sheep placenta do ...and they're quite hairy too.

PizzaJedi81		2012-05-24 12:28:03 AM

SandMann: humanshrapnel: SandMann: Who is Victoria Beckham?

No no no. That is too shallow.
I am looking for a wise fark erudition on her biography.

I'll tell you what you want...what you really, REALLY want...

Is to know that she's a former Spice Girl who married soccer star David Beckham.

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-05-24 12:29:53 AM

SandMann: humanshrapnel: SandMann: Who is Victoria Beckham?

No no no. That is too shallow.
I am looking for a wise fark erudition on her biography.

Fap Spice

WhippingBoy		2012-05-24 12:30:45 AM

Has she done anything even remotely significant lately? Besides the facials, I mean.

SandMann		2012-05-24 12:32:01 AM

PizzaJedi81: SandMann: humanshrapnel: SandMann: Who is Victoria Beckham?

No no no. That is too shallow.
I am looking for a wise fark erudition on her biography.

I'll tell you what you want...what you really, REALLY want...

Is to know that she's a former Spice Girl who married soccer star David Beckham.
What a strange world we live in.

PizzaJedi81		2012-05-24 12:32:50 AM

WhippingBoy: Has she done anything even remotely significant lately? Besides the facials, I mean.

Fashion line, my wife tells me.

Dwight_Yeast		2012-05-24 12:36:05 AM

I'd happily give her husband a facial.

One Bad Apple		2012-05-24 12:41:03 AM

R.A.Danny: And my ex treated a stray shot of jizz like it was battery acid. Go figure.

static.pokato.net

She sounds like a real tigress in the sack

Porous Horace		2012-05-24 12:41:32 AM

Kelp tape.

/a-mazing!

ciderczar		2012-05-24 12:42:20 AM

Sporty is, was, and always will be the hottest Spice girl.

jaytkay		2012-05-24 12:42:23 AM

DoctorRock: remember when she was attractive? you know, back when she looked human.

Skull-face Unhappy Spice isn't attractive to you?

farker down under		2012-05-24 12:43:36 AM

Lancer said he only used placenta from New Zealand sheep in his facials because they had been "untouched by the modern world".

Those sheep from East Bondi are not "untouched".

trollface.jpg

PizzaJedi81		2012-05-24 12:43:51 AM

ciderczar: Sporty is, was, and always will be the hottest Spice girl.

I'm sorry, but you mis-spelled Baby Spice.

fusillade762		2012-05-24 12:44:50 AM

SandMann: Who is Victoria Beckham?

Skeletor's sister.

Bob_Laublaw		2012-05-24 12:45:25 AM

Y'know, I make it a point to shop local and not send business overseas. That's why I follow the "100-mile-Placenta-Rule". I just feel good knowing my dollars support ethical, organic and local sheep placenta production.

Omahawg		2012-05-24 12:47:10 AM

rainbowbutter: speaking of fap, i just threw up in my kitchen sink. will it ruin my silverware if i boil it? advise me, wide world.
/vodak

why would you boil your vomit?
freak...

ciderczar		2012-05-24 12:49:53 AM

PizzaJedi81: ciderczar: Sporty is, was, and always will be the hottest Spice girl.

I'm sorry, but you mis-spelled Baby Spice.

I wish you a speedy and painless recovery from your debilitating head injury.

Canton		2012-05-24 12:50:54 AM

You know, how do they keep the mother ewe from eating the placenta in the first place? They naturally do that. Eat the afterbirth, I mean. Doesn't swooping in and stealing the placenta an unnatural act? Does this actually make said placentas touched by the modern world after all? I smell a scandal...