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(NESN)   Jose Canseco leaves phone number for 19-year-old hostess at restaurant. That's not how you order juice, Jose   (nesn.com) divider line 45
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2012-05-23 08:23:13 PM  
Say it ain't so, Jose?
 
2012-05-23 08:25:08 PM  
Is that against the law?

/too bad his wallet isn't as big as it once was
//probably would have scored a run or two then
 
2012-05-23 08:28:25 PM  
Your telling me he tried to get some trim!? That monster!!!
 
2012-05-23 08:35:41 PM  
Publishing an article like this is sleazier than Jose Canseco.
 
2012-05-23 08:40:55 PM  
My gauge must be broken, what makes this a story? The only thing I learned is that Jose's dating techniques are age-appropriately old-fashioned.
 
2012-05-23 08:52:38 PM  
He was trying to get laid. The horror. The horror.
 
2012-05-23 08:54:09 PM  

malaktaus: Publishing an article like this is sleazier than Jose Canseco.


The author is just jealous because it was his girlfriend who Canseco gave his number to and later farked.

The reminds me of the day back in 98 or 99 when this guy at work asked me if I knew who Carlos Lee was, this was when Lee played for the White Sox. I told him yes, explained to him who he was and asked him why. He said that his girlfriend was telling him about how she met him at a club she and her friends was at over the weekend and that he was trying to pick her up. Everybody that was around him just started laughing, and one guy said, "You mean your girlfriend got farked by Carlos Lee over the weekend". And sure enough about two weeks later she broke up with him and said that she was supposedly dating Carlos Lee.
 
2012-05-23 09:00:24 PM  
I'm going to need to see photos of the waitress before judgement.
 
2012-05-23 09:17:51 PM  
Let he who has not hit on a 19 year old waitress cast the first stone.

/it's in the bible
 
2012-05-23 09:31:56 PM  
Too old
 
2012-05-23 09:53:58 PM  

Lost Thought 00: Too old


The waitress? You're right.
 
2012-05-23 09:55:58 PM  
Tyrone Braxton, a former Bronco, got a poor beej from a girl I know when she was a 14 year old hostess in the parking lot of the restaurant she worked at. I'm guessing this sort of thing happens constantly. One poor traumatized hostess I worked with used to doodle the "grabby old men with their grabby old hands" on the hostess stand board.
 
2012-05-23 10:04:38 PM  
Yeah, the real story is he creeped out so many women at the restaurant they not only told a gossip site, they sent a pic of his number, which got posted online.

He then got calls from strangers wanting to make fun of him.
 
2012-05-23 10:08:23 PM  
I typically hit on 21-26 yr old chics, but I get them. I hope he gets laid from this article.
 
2012-05-23 10:19:43 PM  
I'mokwiththis.jpg
 
2012-05-23 10:26:24 PM  
I often think it is a good thing I was not born female. And not just while I am having sex. If I was born a female and I managed to get a celebrity phone number, I would immediately post it on every website of dubious character I could find. Because fark you, that's why.
 
2012-05-23 10:48:49 PM  
19yo hostess???
 
2012-05-23 10:51:06 PM  
The last time I banged a 19 year old, the juice was plentiful.
 
2012-05-23 10:52:12 PM  
I just texted this to him:

aka-img-1.h-img.com

Because the thought of doing it made me laugh. Je ne regrette rien.
 
2012-05-24 12:00:07 AM  
He just wanted some cupcakes and figured she was better than a typical ho-ho. He also told her he likes his cherry pies hot and moist. But he's not into snoballs.

/I got plenty more zingers
 
2012-05-24 12:23:45 AM  
His twitter feed is hilarious
 
2012-05-24 12:49:40 AM  
So what. Can't blame a man for tryin' to get laid.
 
2012-05-24 01:14:30 AM  

AbbeySomeone: So what. Can't blame a man for tryin' to get laid.


Yea, but, hostesses tend to be good girls who live with their parents. What does a hostess make -- $7- $8 per hour?

If a 19 y/o girl is the type of girl to date/fark a 40+y/o burnt out athlete she'd be in a strip club.

/then again, she might be in a sorority.
 
2012-05-24 01:25:30 AM  
i824.photobucket.com

Jose' at the Pink Taco in the Hard Rock Casino.

There is a man that really likes his juice.
 
2012-05-24 03:00:38 AM  
We have to make a stand at 18. We cannot allow them to keep pushing the "off limits" age higher and higher.

/what the hell is wrong with 19?
 
2012-05-24 03:47:30 AM  
I tried to bang the waitress
I used to make them wet
How was I to know
she'd put my number on the net
 
2012-05-24 04:20:11 AM  

varmitydog: I tried to bang the waitress
I used to make them wet
How was I to know
she'd put my number on the net


Send steroids guns and money?
 
2012-05-24 05:47:01 AM  
Excuse me.
Excuse me.

This story is not about Canseco. This story reveals that a hot girl was finally seen in Worcester.
 
2012-05-24 05:53:00 AM  
Dude, Canseco is turning out to be a repeat-offense creeper. Ass-grabby and such. Not cute.
 
2012-05-24 05:58:29 AM  

Bri_Bri_Gooch: [i824.photobucket.com image 480x320]

Jose' at the Pink Taco in the Hard Rock Casino.

There is a man that really likes his juice.


He should move to Jersey, they would welcome him with open arms, or legs for that matter. He also looks like he should be on the Jersey Shore, or a Gotti type program. I have never seen these shows, but I have heard they are orange and juiced up.
Jose can get some muff cabbage.
 
2012-05-24 06:27:57 AM  

Hardy-r-r: This story reveals that a hot girl was finally seen in Worcester


Not necessarily. Jose might have struck out trolling.
 
2012-05-24 06:51:58 AM  

Hardy-r-r: This story is not about Canseco. This story reveals that a hot girl was finally seen in Worcester.


And then she opens her mouth: that accent is heard with every "R" dropped to the ground in a dreadful untimely death, only to be reincarnated where there once was an "A" at the end of a word. "Wanna come ovah aftah I get off? We can get a peet-zer and watch lettahmin!" Sometimes it's enough to make even the horniest of males pass on the opportunity.
 
2012-05-24 07:15:11 AM  
"welcome to hell". Great quote about Worcester

WinoRhino: Hardy-r-r: This story is not about Canseco. This story reveals that a hot girl was finally seen in Worcester.

And then she opens her mouth: that accent is heard with every "R" dropped to the ground in a dreadful untimely death, only to be reincarnated where there once was an "A" at the end of a word. "Wanna come ovah aftah I get off? We can get a peet-zer and watch lettahmin!" Sometimes it's enough to make even the horniest of males pass on the opportunity.


RIers are worse with the A for R and R for A thing.
 
2012-05-24 08:17:30 AM  

Hardy-r-r: Excuse me.
Excuse me.

This story is not about Canseco. This story reveals that a hot girl was finally seen in Worcester.



I bet she'll bang him "far'ah $1.25"
 
2012-05-24 08:38:47 AM  

Gunny Highway: RIers are worse with the A for R and R for A thing.


True, true. I had a lot of family in RI. My uncle went beyond the usual As and Rs and would put emphasis on odd syllables. For example, instead of "PAY-dro Mar-TEEN-ez", he'd pronounce it "PEH-dro MAR-tin-ehz."
 
2012-05-24 08:57:06 AM  

WinoRhino: Gunny Highway: RIers are worse with the A for R and R for A thing.

True, true. I had a lot of family in RI. My uncle went beyond the usual As and Rs and would put emphasis on odd syllables. For example, instead of "PAY-dro Mar-TEEN-ez", he'd pronounce it "PEH-dro MAR-tin-ehz."


Mrs. Highway's father sounds like he is speaking a different language sometimes.
 
2012-05-24 09:12:36 AM  
It's not news. It's... something.
 
2012-05-24 09:23:29 AM  

uber humper: Yea, but, hostesses tend to be good girls who live with their parents.


Is this sarcasm?
 
2012-05-24 09:27:45 AM  

fatalvenom: Hardy-r-r: Excuse me.
Excuse me.

This story is not about Canseco. This story reveals that a hot girl was finally seen in Worcester.


I bet she'll bang him "far'ah $1.25"


$1.25, isn't that the same price your mother charges for a blowjob?
 
2012-05-24 09:36:12 AM  

booztravlr: fatalvenom: Hardy-r-r: Excuse me.
Excuse me.

This story is not about Canseco. This story reveals that a hot girl was finally seen in Worcester.


I bet she'll bang him "far'ah $1.25"

$1.25, isn't that the same price your mother charges for a blowjob?


You piece of dogshiat.
 
2012-05-24 09:47:31 AM  

ongbok: malaktaus: Publishing an article like this is sleazier than Jose Canseco.

The author is just jealous because it was his girlfriend who Canseco gave his number to and later farked.

The reminds me of the day back in 98 or 99 when this guy at work asked me if I knew who Carlos Lee was, this was when Lee played for the White Sox. I told him yes, explained to him who he was and asked him why. He said that his girlfriend was telling him about how she met him at a club she and her friends was at over the weekend and that he was trying to pick her up. Everybody that was around him just started laughing, and one guy said, "You mean your girlfriend got farked by Carlos Lee over the weekend". And sure enough about two weeks later she broke up with him and said that she was supposedly dating Carlos Lee.


I got flipped off by Carlos when he played for the White Sox for calling him fat once or twice. Good times.
 
2012-05-24 10:22:01 AM  

H31N0US: Hardy-r-r: This story reveals that a hot girl was finally seen in Worcester

Not necessarily. Jose might have struck out trolling.


it was written by someone who has never been to Worcester and assumes she was hot, otherwise such a fantastic claim would never have been made.
 
2012-05-24 10:35:17 AM  
How did they find out that he left his phone number for the hostess? Did she call the media or something?
 
2012-05-24 12:25:36 PM  
Jose Canseco is the biggest joke in sports. He writes a book that basically throws all of his teammates and "friends" under the bus and then complains that no teams want to hire him. He was begging for a job via Twitter for farks sakes! fark Canseco and whatever rock he crawled out from. He's a farking joke from a bygone era. He needs to just disappear. Now.
 
2012-05-24 12:49:56 PM  
Why does anyone care what Canseco does or doesn't do at this point? I await Bleacher Report's stunning expose of the fact that Jose's underpants leave a red mark around his midriff.
 
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