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(wbal news)   Why not speed with human remains in the trunk?   ( divider line
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9842 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Nov 2003 at 4:37 PM (13 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-11-06 02:45:30 PM  
Informative article.
2003-11-06 03:31:52 PM  
That's why I stay within the speed limit and use my signals when I carry bodys.
2003-11-06 03:43:30 PM  
I just use a hearse. They never suspect a thing.
2003-11-06 03:58:56 PM  
Good one, DS.
2003-11-06 04:24:08 PM  
Just drive a big 1970's car with a huge trunk. It would be suspicious if you didn't have at least one body in there.
2003-11-06 04:41:32 PM  
Ehh, the car was just chasing Tom Hanks when they got caught.

"You saw one of my skulls, didn't you?"
2003-11-06 04:43:42 PM  
Inane trivia quiz for film freaks: Whenever someone opens a trunk in any Quentin Tarantino movie, something real bad is about to happen.
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2003-11-06 04:46:24 PM  
Seems like the Maryland HP interrupted the filming of a scene from the new "Weekend at Bernie's 3".
2003-11-06 04:46:25 PM  
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Here you go!
2003-11-06 04:47:01 PM  
Why not speed with human remains in the trunk?

To get to the other side, right?
2003-11-06 04:47:52 PM  
Maybe not a good idea to consent to a search with a dead body in your trunk.
2003-11-06 04:49:24 PM  
But if you have a live body in there, you should speed, otherwise pedestrians may hear the screams.
2003-11-06 04:51:22 PM  
Seriously, why consent? Not to say these people were in the right, but seriously, learn your rights...
2003-11-06 04:53:28 PM  
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2003-11-06 04:58:42 PM  
Wow... this is, oh... a mile from where I live...

{turns out lights, closes shades, makes sure duct tape it tight}
2003-11-06 05:01:40 PM  

Uhh... that's spooky.
2003-11-06 05:02:12 PM  
Good grief, didn't anyone learn anything from the movie "9 to 5"?
2003-11-06 05:04:21 PM  
The problem is guys is that if you do not consent to a search they will search you anyways. They no longer need "probable consent" in reality.
Fact is if you do not give consent they will most likely deem that as "behaving suspiciously" and you will be screwed.
Still, never never never give consent. Be polite and say that you have nothing to hide and hope that after they do search and find anything that you will get a lenient judge who will remember that once upon a time there was a piece of paper called the Bill of Rights.
2003-11-06 05:09:22 PM  
Another David Blaine trick gone awry... that "staying alive for a month in the trunk" trick wasn't too impressive anyway.
2003-11-06 05:11:49 PM  
Man, all you need is Power 90 to get rid of that junk-in-the-trunk but he went and messed it all up.
2003-11-06 05:25:33 PM  
Another "sneaking an extra person in the Drive-in movie" stunt gone horribly wrong.
2003-11-06 05:29:40 PM  
Shipley would not say if it was known where the people are from or where they were headed.

Well I don't konw where they are from, but I do know where they are headed.

2003-11-06 05:44:47 PM  
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Was one of these guys driving?
2003-11-06 05:46:03 PM  
Jeebus. That sounded like a bad ICP song.
2003-11-06 05:46:23 PM  
Were the Forelli brothers on his tail when the cops bagged him?
2003-11-06 05:52:25 PM  
One of dee's here guys?
2003-11-06 06:02:31 PM  
Hey, howareya! You know, I pride myself on looking good. Yup, I have the body of a 21-year-old. In my trunk.

Thanks you. How's your steak?
2003-11-06 06:22:32 PM  
But did anyone see THIS story at the bottom of the page? Montel Williams smokes reefer!!
2003-11-06 06:39:25 PM  
Now do you still think it's a good idea to flash your lights to warn people that cops are ahead? If someone had done that, these murders would be walking free in your town.
2003-11-06 06:43:09 PM  
should be psa tag
2003-11-06 06:48:17 PM  
splishsplashfark what is this bad ICP song you speak of? All their songs are good no?

ICP Fan?
2003-11-06 10:34:00 PM  
Dilldobaggins, Carnival of Carnage was a bad quality recording and didn't have a polished sound like the rest of the joker's cards.
2003-11-07 11:04:45 AM  
I heard that on WBAL yesterday. Of course, each of the people in the car (the living ones) are going to point to the other and say 'I didn't know he put bodies in there!'

Cop: May I search your trunk?

Idiots: Uh, sure!

There was also a three car collision in town yesterday, with one fatality. While the cops are searching the wrecks, in one car they find a cr@pload of bootlegged software. Bingo! those two were arrested.

Then there is the cool thing with the undercover crosswalk cops. As cars approach, they somehow objectively determine when it is appropriate to test when the car will yield by stepping in front of it. If it does not yield, its a $500 fine. To defend with an sna... lawyer costs $700. So guess what? Free 5 big ones for the city.

The US is going down.
2003-11-07 12:34:45 PM

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