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(ABC News)   As god is my witness, I thought hot dogs could fly   (abcnews.go.com ) divider line
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2012-05-23 08:38:58 PM  
www.mopo.ca
 
2012-05-23 08:40:45 PM  
farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2012-05-23 08:41:10 PM  
That's right, folks, we have so much food that we can throw it out of aircraft.

On second thought, hot dogs may not qualify as "food".
 
2012-05-23 08:42:31 PM  
Did they hit the ground like bags of wet cement?
 
2012-05-23 08:42:57 PM  
persephonemagazine.com

Approves

/Maybe they were turkey dogs?
 
2012-05-23 08:43:34 PM  
Where's the ketchup?
 
2012-05-23 08:44:15 PM  
American would need to pull a stunt like this. Lafayette, on the other hand, doesn't need to pull dumbass stunts like this. I'll take a Lafayette coney over one of those abominations that American serves any day of the week.
 
2012-05-23 08:44:45 PM  
 
2012-05-23 08:47:38 PM  
Hot dog trifecta in play?
 
2012-05-23 08:49:20 PM  
t1.gstatic.com
 
2012-05-23 08:50:26 PM  

wxboy: That's right, folks, we have so much food that we can throw it out of aircraft.

On second thought, hot dogs may not qualify as "food".


That's kinda what I was thinking. Behold! We give you a meat shower!
 
2012-05-23 08:51:40 PM  
ABC - with more news and Les Nesman.
 
2012-05-23 08:53:46 PM  

bim1154: Where's the ketchup?


That's un-American!
 
2012-05-23 08:54:20 PM  
Hot dogs shouldn't fly.

They should drive:soul-amp.com
 
2012-05-23 08:55:22 PM  

Baz the Spaz: Approves

/Maybe they were turkey dogs?


And tossed out by ChyChy Roddrigwez.
 
2012-05-23 08:56:58 PM  

Baz the Spaz: [persephonemagazine.com image 500x387]

Approves

/Maybe they were turkey dogs?


I was watching one of the cable stations the other day that runs this show and instantly thought of that episode. One of my favorites.
 
2012-05-23 08:58:48 PM  

Baz the Spaz: [persephonemagazine.com image 500x387]

Approves


Can I be the one to point out wild turkeys can fly? It's just the hormone freaks we breed that can't fly.

/KTHNX
 
2012-05-23 08:59:29 PM  
You forgot to capitalize the "g" subs. You trying to piss Him off?
 
2012-05-23 09:04:16 PM  

mcmnky: Baz the Spaz: [persephonemagazine.com image 500x387]

Approves


Can I be the one to point out wild turkeys can fly? It's just the hormone freaks we breed that can't fly.

/KTHNX


No, you may not.

/KTHNX
 
2012-05-23 09:05:47 PM  
truthquake.com
 
2012-05-23 09:12:51 PM  
Holy crap, I got a greenlight that didn't involve NASCAR and/or wrestling!
 
2012-05-23 09:14:38 PM  

mcmnky: Can I be the one to point out wild turkeys can fly? It's just the hormone freaks we breed that can't fly.


I hadn't realized that until I looked out my window last fall to see an entire flock of turkeys in the trees right outside.

That was strange, but nifty.

img.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-23 09:16:08 PM  
www.v8z.net

/bligz
 
2012-05-23 09:18:37 PM  

SweetSilverBlues: Baz the Spaz: Approves

/Maybe they were turkey dogs?

And tossed out by ChyChy Roddrigwez.


Hopefully Mr. roddrigwez will play up to par next time around.
 
2012-05-23 09:21:47 PM  

Debeo Summa Credo: SweetSilverBlues: Baz the Spaz: Approves

/Maybe they were turkey dogs?

And tossed out by ChyChy Roddrigwez.

Hopefully Mr. roddrigwez will play up to par next time around.


You made just made me very cheerful!

It takes so little...
 
2012-05-23 09:24:08 PM  
I flew a hotdog once.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alKmgt tL0qM&sns=em
 
2012-05-23 09:34:48 PM  

strapp3r: /bligz


Glad that made an appearance

/hotdog exacta today?
 
2012-05-23 09:35:35 PM  
Cyno01:

And we think aliens look weird
 
2012-05-23 09:35:52 PM  
Tossing a hot dog into a stadium, eh?

Reminds me of my ex....
 
2012-05-23 09:37:48 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: strapp3r: /bligz

Glad that made an appearance

/hotdog exacta today?


hot dog - hot dog pays $23
hot dog - baby rape pays $0
 
2012-05-23 09:37:50 PM  
Koegel's or it didn't happen.

/Detroit or Flint coney sauce works for me.
 
2012-05-23 09:38:55 PM  
FTFA: Twenty-five of them then rushed around the field trying to stuff as many of the hot dogs on their person as they could in 95 seconds, stuffing them in their pockets, shirts, and who knows what other orifices.

That's some fine reporting there Lou.

//that almost counts as a Fark ready headline
 
2012-05-23 09:46:48 PM  

StrangeQ: wxboy: That's right, folks, we have so much food that we can throw it out of aircraft.

On second thought, hot dogs may not qualify as "food".

That's kinda what I was thinking. Behold! We give you a meat shower!


a meatier shower? :D
 
2012-05-23 09:52:55 PM  

octopied: StrangeQ: wxboy: That's right, folks, we have so much food that we can throw it out of aircraft.

On second thought, hot dogs may not qualify as "food".

That's kinda what I was thinking. Behold! We give you a meat shower!

a meatier shower? :D


*smacks octopied about the head and shoulders with a large halibut*
 
2012-05-23 10:01:21 PM  
i232.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-23 10:53:47 PM  

JRoo: Jesus_facepalm.jpg


I was thinking about a pic of starving African children, but that will work.
 
2012-05-23 10:55:47 PM  

JRoo: JesusCrieshotdog.jpg


Look up and open your mouth, Jesus!!
Free hotdogs!
 
2012-05-23 11:47:09 PM  

Likuid000: American would need to pull a stunt like this. Lafayette, on the other hand, doesn't need to pull dumbass stunts like this. I'll take a Lafayette coney over one of those abominations that American serves any day of the week.


did not know there were dog snobs. bravo.
 
2012-05-24 01:15:56 AM  

mcmnky: Can I be the one to point out wild turkeys can fly? It's just the hormone freaks we breed that can't fly.

/KTHNX


I actually had a domestic turkey hen literally fly the coop. She was a heritage breed mix, though, and she probably blended in with the local wild population pretty well. At least, I hope that's what she did. She wasn't banded or anything. That and an ad in the paper would not have done much good. "Lost: Turkey Hen. Brown. May fly away." That bird was gone.

Wait, what were we talking about again?

/CSS
 
2012-05-24 02:16:20 AM  

lack of warmth: Koegel's or it didn't happen.

/Detroit or Flint coney sauce works for me.


One of the few things I miss from the 313/810

/Detroit sauce for me please
 
2012-05-24 02:54:24 AM  
hmmm...looked more like wieners to me...oh wait, that's some politician.....
 
2012-05-24 03:00:57 AM  
Asgard is my witness...
 
2012-05-24 03:07:16 AM  
Yeah, the first thing I want when I visit a website is a video ad that can't be stopped or paused.

/thanks AdBlock. Kaltura won't be bothering me anymore.
 
2012-05-24 10:43:50 AM  
Fark I am disappoint.

oi44.tinypic.com

Okay Fifi, here you go!
 
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