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(Haaretz)   Iran makes five-point proposal to world powers. It's the same kind of five-point proposal that Lucy made Linus in "A Charlie Brown Christmas"   (haaretz.com) divider line 75
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2012-05-23 08:50:22 PM
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Appropriate five-point proposal.
 
2012-05-23 09:39:41 PM
1. No kill I
 
2012-05-23 11:29:45 PM
Isn't Haaretz like the Weekly World News of Israel?
 
2012-05-23 11:33:10 PM
AverageAmericanGuy: Isn't Haaretz like the Weekly World News of Israel?

You anti-Semites disgust me
 
2012-05-23 11:35:25 PM
It would have been nice if they told us what it was. I mean, they put in the couter-proposal points.
 
2012-05-23 11:35:53 PM
Nuke them or don't. The pissing match is getting old and is feeding the oil speculator rats.

/Haaretz is sort of a center-left paper of record. Somewhere between the New York Times and MSNBC in tone.
 
rpl
2012-05-23 11:36:18 PM
AverageAmericanGuy: Isn't Haaretz like the Weekly World News of Israel?

Pretty much.
 
2012-05-23 11:36:57 PM
Did the Iranians sing and dance too?
 
2012-05-23 11:39:12 PM
indylaw: Nuke them or don't. The pissing match is getting old and is feeding the oil speculator rats.

/Haaretz is sort of a center-left paper of record. Somewhere between the New York Times and MSNBC in tone.


Erm.... maybe center.
 
cjs
2012-05-23 11:40:35 PM
When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.
 
2012-05-23 11:41:40 PM
So...what were the five points?
Where's the beef?
 
2012-05-23 11:41:55 PM
indylaw: The pissing match is getting old and is feeding the oil speculator rats.

I always kind of felt like that was the point.
 
2012-05-23 11:42:16 PM
How about a link from a non-jew media source?
 
2012-05-23 11:47:47 PM
DavidVincent: How about a link from a non-jew media source?

How about stormfront.org? they're pretty Fair and Balanced ™
 
2012-05-23 11:47:50 PM
Point 1: Everyone gives us free stuff. Plane parts, a new reactor, stuff like that.
Point 2: We give you some uranium we've enriched
Point 3: We suspend enriching uranium beyond 20%
Point 4: We get some uranium from you guys
Point 5: We get our research reactor updated to modern safety standards


Sounds pretty freaking reasonable. I'm shocked.
They are a sovereign nation and if they want to enrich uranium, you have to go to war with them or stop trading with them to stop them.
 
2012-05-23 11:48:50 PM
FTA: "According to the same report, the Iranians are offering a series of practical steps that each side will carry out in exchange for the other side's step. The Iranians emphasized that their proposal is based on the principles of the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty (NPT)."

I assume the other 'side' is Israel. Yet they're never mentioned in the article. It's highly unlikely Israel will ever join the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty.
 
2012-05-23 11:50:07 PM
DavidVincent: How about a link from a non-jew media source?

I thought the Jews controlled all the media.
 
2012-05-23 11:56:55 PM
Lehk: DavidVincent: How about a link from a non-jew media source?

How about stormfront.org? they're pretty Fair and Balanced ™


I believe the term, for people who aren't dragging their knuckles on the ground behind them, is "Jewish."
 
2012-05-24 12:00:46 AM
That article was like a top ten list without the list.
 
2012-05-24 12:02:10 AM
offering a series of practical steps that each side will carry out in exchange for the other side's step

YOU first!!! No YOU first!!!!!
 
2012-05-24 12:04:40 AM
www.littlestuffedbull.com
 
2012-05-24 12:07:16 AM
danielscissorhands: Lehk: DavidVincent: How about a link from a non-jew media source?

How about stormfront.org? they're pretty Fair and Balanced ™

I believe the term, for people who aren't dragging their knuckles on the ground behind them, is "Jewish."


"It's not suprecism when we do it"

All I asked for is a non-jewish analysis of the story. What's wrong with that? Would I look to Fox News for an impartial analysis of Obama. Or NPR for uncolored reporting on Mitt Romney?
 
2012-05-24 12:11:05 AM
Jews hate amadinajad. He is this generation'shiatler. There has always been a hitler and will always be a hitler for them. We just haven't heard yet about the 6 million he plans to kill.
 
2012-05-24 12:12:19 AM
They didn't promise not to shiate in our Iraqi toilet.

I blame Grover Norquist.
 
2012-05-24 12:20:53 AM
DavidVincent: All I asked for is a non-jewish analysis of the story. What's wrong with that? Would I look to Fox News for an impartial analysis of Obama. Or NPR for uncolored reporting on Mitt Romney?

The headline subby added is obnoxiously biased, but the story itself still has the facts in there. You just have to read between the lines a little.

Like i mentioned already, it seems Iran is essentially saying "sure, we'll do whatever you want, but Israel has to do it, too".
 
2012-05-24 12:22:31 AM
Great. Now I'm going to have to go watch all the "Ghetto Charlie Brown" episodes again.
 
2012-05-24 12:24:37 AM
 
2012-05-24 12:39:40 AM
If that youth movement had managed to make a dint on the Ayatollah's power, their demands would be more important stuff, like a sweet hi-fi and some Detroit Cobras albums.
 
2012-05-24 12:41:22 AM
DavidVincent: danielscissorhands: Lehk: DavidVincent: How about a link from a non-jew media source?

How about stormfront.org? they're pretty Fair and Balanced ™

I believe the term, for people who aren't dragging their knuckles on the ground behind them, is "Jewish."

oh yeah?

About 1,000 people gathered in south Tel Aviv's Hatikva neighborhood Wednesday evening to protest against the government's handling of the flow of African migrants into Israel.

Some of the demonstrators shattered the windshield of a vehicle in which three African migrants were riding. The migrants were not injured.

The demonstrators also chased two foreigners but were blocked by police. They also threw two firecrackers at police forces.

Earlier, about 100 demonstrators chased after a leftist who took part in a counter rally. Police officers blocked the protesters path. The rioters hurled glass bottles and sticks at the officers.

According to Israel Police, 17 people were arrested. Fifteen of them were arrested for rioting and assault, while two others were detained for looting a store owned by migrants.

Sounds like they would like Sheriff Joe.


WOW! 1000 people out of a population of 7.5 million.
You know what, I'll give you the 1.5 million Arab citizens and work with the Jews only.
So that's 1000 people out of 6 million.
A nice representative number that clearly shows how evil all Israelis are.
*That's sarcasm if you didn't pick up on it.
 
2012-05-24 12:42:52 AM
You mean they're going to snatch away the football at the last second and send us flying?


DavidVincent: Jews hate amadinajad. He is this generation'shiatler.

Filterpwnd.


J. Frank Parnell: It's highly unlikely Israel will ever join the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty.

That would require them to admit that they actually have nukes, wouldn't it?
 
2012-05-24 12:52:45 AM
If they're hell bent on nuclear power, why don't we give them Thorium reactor tech? You can't make weapons-grade plutonium (or is it uranium) out of the spent fuel.
 
2012-05-24 01:00:18 AM
Typical BS from Amadinnerjacket. Like the old USSR, he'll fight for every point then ignore the whole lot.
 
2012-05-24 01:05:33 AM
img0.fark.net

Is it just me, or does that logo look like "TNT"?
 
2012-05-24 01:45:09 AM
germ78: If they're hell bent on nuclear power, why don't we give them Thorium reactor tech? You can't make weapons-grade plutonium (or is it uranium) out of the spent fuel.

No one has Thorium reactors in a commercial form. Plus to start them up you need weapons grade Uranium.
 
2012-05-24 01:51:33 AM
DavidVincent: danielscissorhands: Lehk: DavidVincent: How about a link from a non-jew media source?

How about stormfront.org? they're pretty Fair and Balanced ™

I believe the term, for people who aren't dragging their knuckles on the ground behind them, is "Jewish."

"It's not suprecism when we do it"

All I asked for is a non-jewish analysis of the story. What's wrong with that? Would I look to Fox News for an impartial analysis of Obama. Or NPR for uncolored reporting on Mitt Romney?


If anything npr bends over backwards not to bury right wing politicians in their double talk, tbh.

That or you have to believe they would bury them, but both lack the skills of the daily show researchers AND the will to copycat those who do present such gotcha moments.
 
2012-05-24 03:16:24 AM
Make More Hinjews: indylaw: Nuke them or don't. The pissing match is getting old and is feeding the oil speculator rats.

/Haaretz is sort of a center-left paper of record. Somewhere between the New York Times and MSNBC in tone.

Erm.... maybe center.


Haaretz is a hard leftist paper, mostly identified with the Meretz political party. It has the lowest circulation percentage in Israel, somewhere along the number of copies sold by my 9yr old niece school's weekly paper.
 
2012-05-24 03:17:13 AM
ChaoticLimbs: They are a sovereign nation and if they want to enrich uranium, you have to go to war with them or stop trading with them to stop them

But I like my beer http://www.deschutesbrewery.com , if I stop trading with every nation that .... invented .... or uses this technology, I have to really have to limit my choices. Or go to war.... mind you, I think I could take on Oregon.
 
2012-05-24 03:37:06 AM
DavidVincent: oh yeah?

About 1,000 people gathered in south Tel Aviv's Hatikva neighborhood Wednesday evening to protest against the government's handling of the flow of African migrants into Israel.

Some of the demonstrators shattered the windshield of a vehicle in which three African migrants were riding. The migrants were not injured.

The demonstrators also chased two foreigners but were blocked by police. They also threw two firecrackers at police forces.

Earlier, about 100 demonstrators chased after a leftist who took part in a counter rally. Police officers blocked the protesters path. The rioters hurled glass bottles and sticks at the officers.

According to Israel Police, 17 people were arrested. Fifteen of them were arrested for rioting and assault, while two others were detained for looting a store owned by migrants.

Sounds like they would like Sheriff Joe.


Sounds like you missed the part where they specify why they had this demonstration, such as their neighborhood turning into a Sudanese illegal immigrants camp with all the added bonuses of gang rapes, theft and murder.
 
2012-05-24 05:02:52 AM
 
2012-05-24 05:13:25 AM
indylaw: /Haaretz is sort of a center-left paper of record. Somewhere between the New York Times and MSNBC in tone.

...which makes it moderate right in most of the world.

(just saying)
 
2012-05-24 05:17:17 AM
TappingTheVein: Haaretz is a hard leftist paper, mostly identified with the Meretz political party.

Having, ahem, "debated" with you a few times, I wonder what you would consider "hard right."

Is there anyone in US/Israeli politics that are too far to the right for your taste?
 
2012-05-24 05:44:16 AM
Uncle Tractor: Having, ahem, "debated" with you a few times, I wonder what you would consider "hard right."

Arutz Sheva
Israel Hayom (A.K.A the Bibiton)

Uncle Tractor: Is there anyone in US/Israeli politics that are too far to the right for your taste?

See above.

And it's not exactly a secret that Haaretz is hard left. In Israel, anyway.
 
2012-05-24 06:09:04 AM
Uncle Tractor: TappingTheVein: Haaretz is a hard leftist paper, mostly identified with the Meretz political party.

Having, ahem, "debated" with you a few times, I wonder what you would consider "hard right."

Is there anyone in US/Israeli politics that are too far to the right for your taste?


Debate with Tappy? LOL You can make the dude run round in circles chasin his tail, then he'll tell you he outdid you.

TappingTheVein:

DavidVincent: oh yeah?

About 1,000 people gathered in south Tel Aviv's Hatikva neighborhood Wednesday evening to protest against the government's handling of the flow of African migrants into Israel.

Some of the demonstrators shattered the windshield of a vehicle in which three African migrants were riding. The migrants were not injured.

The demonstrators also chased two foreigners but were blocked by police. They also threw two firecrackers at police forces.

Earlier, about 100 demonstrators chased after a leftist who took part in a counter rally. Police officers blocked the protesters path. The rioters hurled glass bottles and sticks at the officers.

According to Israel Police, 17 people were arrested. Fifteen of them were arrested for rioting and assault, while two others were detained for looting a store owned by migrants.

Sounds like they would like Sheriff Joe.

Sounds like you missed the part where they specify why they had this demonstration, such as their neighborhood turning into a Sudanese illegal immigrants camp with all the added bonuses of gang rapes, theft and murder.


Ya so let's just blame all off them and DEPORT!

You're a racist tappy
always have been,always will be.

As for Iran?
Get a nuke. Anyone stupid enough to care? Well, you're stupid.
 
2012-05-24 06:21:36 AM
Vigorous_Apathy: [img0.fark.net image 77x27]

Is it just me, or does that logo look like "TNT"?


You're reading it backwards.
 
2012-05-24 07:29:04 AM
wasteofspace: Ya so let's just blame all off them and DEPORT!

No, let's just enforce the law against illegals, gang rapists, murderers and thieves. Crazy, i know.

wasteofspace: You're a racist tappy
always have been,always will be.


Coming from one of Fark's resident anti-semite turds, it means a lot to me.
 
2012-05-24 08:04:55 AM
Uncle Tractor: indylaw: /Haaretz is sort of a center-left paper of record. Somewhere between the New York Times and MSNBC in tone.

...which makes it moderate right in most of the world.

(just saying)


What makes them crazy in the ideas of America's and Israel's nutjobs is that they are sometimes critical of Israeli government policies, particularly those involving Palestinians. This, of course, makes them all virulent self-hating anti-Semite race traitors who have shamed their grandmothers and have the temerity to threaten Israel's right to exist!

Perhaps that's unfair to the actual positions of pro-settler right-wing Zionists, I'll admit. It's hard for me to get into that mindset since my head will not go that far up my own ass.
 
2012-05-24 08:24:48 AM
TappingTheVein: Uncle Tractor: Having, ahem, "debated" with you a few times, I wonder what you would consider "hard right."

Arutz Sheva
Israel Hayom (A.K.A the Bibiton)


Fair enough. Out of curiosity; why are they too far to the right for you? (not trying to pick a fight, just wondering)

Uncle Tractor: Is there anyone in US/Israeli politics that are too far to the right for your taste?

See above.

And it's not exactly a secret that Haaretz is hard left. In Israel, anyway.


Depends on one's reference point, I guess. "Hard left" in Israel and the US is "mainstream" just about anywhere else.
 
2012-05-24 08:25:42 AM
wasteofspace: Debate with Tappy? LOL You can make the dude run round in circles chasin his tail, then he'll tell you he outdid you.

That sounds familiar ... ;)
 
2012-05-24 08:29:53 AM
indylaw: What makes them crazy in the ideas of America's and Israel's nutjobs is that they are sometimes critical of Israeli government policies, particularly those involving Palestinians.

I read Haaretz now and then. The articles cover both sides of the "palestinian question," as far as I can tell. I suppose letting the pro-peace side have it's say makes them "hard left."

This, of course, makes them all virulent self-hating anti-Semite race traitors who have shamed their grandmothers and have the temerity to threaten Israel's right to exist!

Yep.
 
2012-05-24 08:34:14 AM
Allow us to make 5 counter-points
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(GIS search for '5 bombs' surpisingly easy)
 
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