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(Facebook)   PROTIP: IF you are a Disney CM stealing an iPhone from a passenger on the cruise ship, best not take pictures of your fellow CMs, especially if the iPhone is loading directly to Facebook. BONUS: read the comments for added hilarity   (facebook.com) divider line 102
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2012-05-23 12:08:12 PM
PROTIP: If you are going to submit an article to Fark it would help to actually include a link.
 
2012-05-23 12:09:38 PM

Hand Banana: PROTIP: If you are going to submit an article to Fark it would help to actually include a link.


PROTIP #2: If your ad blocking program is blocking all links to Facebook you might want to hold off on making comments lest you end up looking like an idiot.

/sorry, I'm an idiot.
 
2012-05-23 12:10:43 PM
what's a CM?
 
2012-05-23 12:11:23 PM
This is awesome. You can see the guy's girlfriend (won't she be impressed!), his friends, everything.
 
2012-05-23 12:11:24 PM
Nelson is going to get the Big Mouser! That Disney code for a bad thing!
 
2012-05-23 12:11:32 PM
A Disney Cheese-Maker?
 
2012-05-23 12:12:36 PM

doubled99: what's a CM?


A cast member. Its their cute name for employees. Or slaves depending on how you view the Mouse.
 
2012-05-23 12:12:52 PM
Next time, he should just steal cash and use that to buy an iPhone, instead of just stealing the iPhone directly.
 
2012-05-23 12:15:31 PM
protip: someone post screenshots since no FB allowed here.
 
2012-05-23 12:16:58 PM
I have to see how this story ends...
 
2012-05-23 12:18:33 PM

BAMFinator: doubled99: what's a CM?

A cast member. Its their cute name for employees. Or slaves depending on how you view the Mouse.


Actually its brilliant. If you fire some one for becoming a fat pig you get sued...If they are replaced in a role by an understudy for no longer meeting the physical criteria for that role, thats show business.
 
2012-05-23 12:20:22 PM
nelsonhahaguy.jpg
 
2012-05-23 12:21:20 PM
Read the comments, still waiting on the added hilarity.

/i was promised hilarity
 
2012-05-23 12:21:31 PM
Sigh, the phone wasn't "loading directly to Facebook", it *WAS* automatically syncing the photos to the owners iCloud account and then downloading to other devices the owner had such as an iPad, AppleTV, or computer, and then manually put up on Facebook.

/Small difference I guess
//Just bugged me because of my analness
///SlashyX3
 
2012-05-23 12:22:05 PM
♪♫ M-I-C... K-E-Y... O-U-S-O-B... ♪♫
 
2012-05-23 12:22:27 PM

Hand Banana: Hand Banana: PROTIP: If you are going to submit an article to Fark it would help to actually include a link.

PROTIP #2: If your ad blocking program is blocking all links to Facebook you might want to hold off on making comments lest you end up looking like an idiot.

/sorry, I'm an idiot.


PROTIP #3: Not all of us have facebook accounts.
 
2012-05-23 12:23:06 PM
subby here, link word, didnt know Fark didn't allow it. Lets try again. Found it on my fave amusement park news website, Screamscape.

http://www.screamscape.com/html/walt_disney_world_resort.htm

go halfway down to the second stop sign and the story is there including the facebook link.


Then we can have some fun with it all.
 
2012-05-23 12:23:32 PM
Can someone please think of the mildly-distressed white women?!
 
2012-05-23 12:24:46 PM

doubled99: what's a CM?


Cast member. Phone was stolen by one of the cruise ship employees who busily was taking pictures of fellow employees and himself.
 
2012-05-23 12:26:29 PM
fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net
 
2012-05-23 12:28:53 PM

Hand Banana: Hand Banana: PROTIP: If you are going to submit an article to Fark it would help to actually include a link.

PROTIP #2: If your ad blocking program is blocking all links to Facebook you might want to hold off on making comments lest you end up looking like an idiot.

/sorry, I'm an idiot.


Made me laugh. Thanks.
 
2012-05-23 12:29:58 PM

Skyd1v: Read the comments, still waiting on the added hilarity.

/i was promised hilarity


The good comments are the ones that the victim makes on the individual photos.
Start at the first photo and click through them. Her comments are on the right.
The facebook friends comments should just be ignored

themoreyouknow.jpg
 
2012-05-23 12:31:10 PM
I reject the arbitrary creation of the abbreviation 'CM' even though I assume it's valid and predates this thread
 
2012-05-23 12:38:31 PM
On my pregnancy message board, CM stands for cervical mucus.

Looks like that fits here too.
 
2012-05-23 12:43:31 PM
Nelson likes to take photos of buildings in Mexico with stolen phones.
Too funny.
 
2012-05-23 12:48:59 PM
PROTIP: If you purposely choose to go on a Disney cruise, you're a farking loser.
 
2012-05-23 12:50:02 PM

Woodstock_the_Mighty: On my pregnancy message board, CM stands for cervical mucus.

Looks like that fits here too.


CSB about vaginal mucus -
Before my wife and I got married, we had to take one of those marriage preparedness classes (she's Roman Catholic) given by married church members. They were talking about their birth control method that involved analyzing the vaginal mucus and taking the temperature of the vagina (any recently married RCs should know what I'm talking about). One of the teachers (or whatever) said that they're going to bring in some props in the next class. I raised my hand and asked if one of the props was going to be a mason jar of vaginal mucus. They weren't amused. My wife attempted to give me a death stare, but she cracked up after a second and had to walk out.
 
2012-05-23 12:53:29 PM

BAMFinator: doubled99: what's a CM?

A cast member. Its their cute name for employees. Or slaves depending on how you view the Mouse.


farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2012-05-23 12:53:50 PM
Submitter, you don't work for Disney, so you can't give protips.
 
2012-05-23 01:16:37 PM
Angry Birds shirts aren't very slimming
 
2012-05-23 01:17:25 PM
CM = "Cast Member", as has been stated. Part of their initial hiring process for front end people is to get them to understand "You aren't being hired to be a janitor/cashier/whatever, you are being hired as an actor to play the part of a happy and efficient janitor/cashier/whatever".

Bleargh
 
2012-05-23 01:19:30 PM

Hack Patooey: CM = "Cast Member", as has been stated. Part of their initial hiring process for front end people is to get them to understand "You aren't being hired to be a janitor/cashier/whatever, you are being hired as an actor to play the part of a happy and efficient janitor/cashier/whatever".

Bleargh


Well, then they couldn't get mad at you for just pretending like you're cleaning or selling stuff, right?
 
2012-05-23 01:20:42 PM

OriginalGamer: Sigh, the phone wasn't "loading directly to Facebook", it *WAS* automatically syncing the photos to the owners iCloud account and then downloading to other devices the owner had such as an iPad, AppleTV, or computer, and then manually put up on Facebook.

/Small difference I guess
//Just bugged me because of my analness
///SlashyX3


Sigh, I automatically hate everyone who writes sigh.
 
2012-05-23 01:28:28 PM

Johnson: Skyd1v: Read the comments, still waiting on the added hilarity.

/i was promised hilarity

The good comments are the ones that the victim makes on the individual photos.
Start at the first photo and click through them. Her comments are on the right.
The facebook friends comments should just be ignored

themoreyouknow.jpg


...I read the photo comments individually and the friend "album" comments, as well as the friend comments on the individual photos....Subby is on my sh*t list for lying in his Subtarded headline.

THERE WAS NO HILARITY. Zero. Nada. Et al.


"This is Nelson. Nelson has my stolen iPhone" This is for the first photo, and the comments do not get any better than this. I kept clicking, kept hoping...I figured at some point I would stumble onto a hotbed of hilarity that would make me go "OH DAMN!! THAT's what subby meant! He was right of course!" It does not happen.

It makes me glad that this woman got her phone stolen. Such a wasted opportunity on her part. Instead of using the occasion to post some amazingly funny captions and comments, it feels like she gave it a very halfhearted effort. Reading the comments from her pathetic friends makes me want to cut off my own face and dig out my brain with a spoon. SO BLAND. It's as if all of them are generic white women, afraid to say anything that might seem "off colour".

Subby has stolen from me today. Mostly the valuable 3-5 minutes I spent reading all the unbelievably inane comments and scrolling through ALL of the pics on the vouchsafed (by subby) hope of a smile, perhaps even a small guffaw. I do not ask for a LOL, but an L would have been nice. Subby, you are a thief, a crook, a charlatan, and obviously someone who has a threshold of humor so low, it is Carrot-Toppian™ in depth.

I hate you. I hate what you did to me on this day. I even called a rape crisis line (toll free) to work through this feeling of being intimately violated by your lies. It did not work. My bitterness increased if anything. My rage is like a boiling pot of milk, ready to overflow onto the burner - and onto your facial cavity. I wish I could break your hands (this is an allegorical threat only) so that you could never submit a link to Fark again, ever.

Shallow and Pedantic, subby, shallow and pedantic...

Off to shoot myself though the soft palate of my mouth's roof now...it's the only real way to be sure this never happens again.
 
2012-05-23 01:31:05 PM
Couldnt a trace be put on the phone?
 
2012-05-23 01:37:19 PM

Optimus Primate: Mostly the valuable 3-5 minutes I spent reading typing out this TLDR comment


FTFY
 
2012-05-23 01:38:04 PM

Shirley Ujest: Couldnt a trace be put on the phone?


That's a great idea. I'm sure the Cyber Police could do a backtrace.
 
2012-05-23 01:47:48 PM

doubled99: what's a CM?


Compulsive masturbator?
 
2012-05-23 01:48:38 PM

buckler: Shirley Ujest: Couldnt a trace be put on the phone?

That's a great idea. I'm sure the Cyber Police could do a backtrace.


Consequences will never be the same.
 
2012-05-23 01:49:54 PM
Better get a picture of the captain.
 
2012-05-23 01:50:48 PM
article for those who can't facebook: http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2012/05/disney-cruise-iphone-thief-faceb o ok-photos.html

I like the 3rd photo where the guy is trying to secretly get a pic of the girl behind the desk.
 
2012-05-23 01:54:32 PM
PROTIP: Don't use obscure acronyms in headlines.

/mastertip: 'protip' is old, busted
 
2012-05-23 01:54:54 PM

Optimus Primate: Johnson: Skyd1v: Read the comments, still waiting on the added hilarity.

/i was promised hilarity

The good comments are the ones that the victim makes on the individual photos.
Start at the first photo and click through them. Her comments are on the right.
The facebook friends comments should just be ignored

themoreyouknow.jpg

...I read the photo comments individually and the friend "album" comments, as well as the friend comments on the individual photos....Subby is on my sh*t list for lying in his Subtarded headline.

THERE WAS NO HILARITY. Zero. Nada. Et al.


"This is Nelson. Nelson has my stolen iPhone" This is for the first photo, and the comments do not get any better than this. I kept clicking, kept hoping...I figured at some point I would stumble onto a hotbed of hilarity that would make me go "OH DAMN!! THAT's what subby meant! He was right of course!" It does not happen.

It makes me glad that this woman got her phone stolen. Such a wasted opportunity on her part. Instead of using the occasion to post some amazingly funny captions and comments, it feels like she gave it a very halfhearted effort. Reading the comments from her pathetic friends makes me want to cut off my own face and dig out my brain with a spoon. SO BLAND. It's as if all of them are generic white women, afraid to say anything that might seem "off colour".

Subby has stolen from me today. Mostly the valuable 3-5 minutes I spent reading all the unbelievably inane comments and scrolling through ALL of the pics on the vouchsafed (by subby) hope of a smile, perhaps even a small guffaw. I do not ask for a LOL, but an L would have been nice. Subby, you are a thief, a crook, a charlatan, and obviously someone who has a threshold of humor so low, it is Carrot-Toppian™ in depth.

I hate you. I hate what you did to me on this day. I even called a rape crisis line (toll free) to work through this feeling of being intimately violated by your lies. It did not work. My bitterness increased if anythi ...


What the hell?
 
2012-05-23 02:02:51 PM
If that criminal was smart (which most aren't) I'd sue her ass
 
2012-05-23 02:18:19 PM

VivianVivisect: If that criminal was smart (which most aren't) I'd sue her ass


At the risk of making you sound stupid.....For what?
 
2012-05-23 02:21:28 PM
I went and shared the album on Facebook and within 10 minutes had a Disney fangirl screaming "hoax! Not legit!"

Amazing how they defend their mouse.
 
2012-05-23 02:35:08 PM

liverpoolumd: VivianVivisect: If that criminal was smart (which most aren't) I'd sue her ass

At the risk of making you sound stupid.....For what?


It's one thing to share his likeness with the police and the public, but the girlfriend?

If anything rights to privacy laws should be updated and the more stolen iPhones there are the more cases like this will start to form. If I was the girlfriend I would be furious and getting my lawyer on the phone.
 
2012-05-23 02:38:40 PM

spawn73: Submitter, you don't work for Disney, so you can't give protips.


Nope, but I've done ride repair and ride design at some other parks. That be besides the point.


Optimus Primate: Sorry for wrecking your day. You would HATE to see the video of me onstage doing vaudeville. Am more amused by gentle dumb jokes. In the meantime, can I suggest your doctor prescribe some Ambien to help you fuinction normally through the day? If it helps you out, I have stage 4 cancer right now. Not in the hands, either.
 
2012-05-23 02:49:35 PM
For what.... you gonna sue every tourist that takes a picture with you in the background? Imagine what that would do to Journalism... I'm sorry, You cant publish this picture of me, who cares that its a picture of a crime that my friend/significant other was involved in.

She wasn't FORCED at gunpoint to have her picture taken... it was done willingly. The picture was then uploaded willingly to dropbox (someone must have signed an End User License Agreement on that hardware). That drop box account was then posted to a public website according to the EULA.

Zero Recourse. Don't steal phones.
 
2012-05-23 02:52:56 PM

doubled99: what's a CM?


coont Master.
 
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