I only drink the finest breast milks. (From a Cambodian immigrant)

I get mine from Krieger.
He 'knows a guy'.

Is it Cambodian breast milk? In that case, I'm opening the studio again.

/too obscure?

So, how do you know it's breast milk and not reconstituted formula?

Maybe they need it to battle trolls.

I prefer to get mine straight from the nozzle.

meat0918: So, how do you know it's breast milk and not reconstituted formula?

Breast milk is sweet. Formula tastes farking horrible.

Porous Horace: I get mine from Krieger.
He 'knows a guy'.

The secret ingredient is ... phone.

1) Babies make women do crazy things
2) What if it's gay men buying it for their adopted child.

schattenteufel: I prefer to get mine straight from the nozzle.

Any other way makes no sense at all.

approves

/happy deathday

Guidette Frankentits: 2) What if it's gay men buying it for their adopted child.

How did they get out of the electric fence area?

Inflatable Rhetoric: Guidette Frankentits: 2) What if it's gay men buying it for their adopted child.

How did they get out of the electric fence area?


I'm not saying it was illegalAliens...

Fine, I'll just have to post it myself...

Guidette Frankentits: Inflatable Rhetoric: Guidette Frankentits: 2) What if it's gay men buying it for their adopted child.

How did they get out of the electric fence area?


I'm not saying it was illegalAliens...

Didn't that NC preacher have them all contained? With an electric fence?

If you want to help people, donate through your local hosptial or charity. If you want to make money, ship the goods and STFU.

moo.

Great, now I want cornflakes.

jennyz: meat0918: So, how do you know it's breast milk and not reconstituted formula?

Breast milk is sweet. Formula tastes farking horrible.

Ok, add sugar to 2% then.

How would you actually know and be sure without sampling it first?

Hell, people used to sell chalk water as cow's milk back in the day, and we have problems with food adultery all the time.

I guess I'm just a cynic and figure that someone has probably already found a way to scam desperate mothers and apparently men out of their money by selling "breast milk".

jennyz: Breast milk is sweet.

So....it would go well with my Cap'n Crunch?

It really is best straight from the tap.

Does it come in chocolate?

MoronLessOff: jennyz: Breast milk is sweet.

So....it would go well with my Cap'n Crunch?

Nah, that'd be too sweet. I think it'd be good with Wheat Chex, or maybe plain Rice Crispies.

jennyz: MoronLessOff: jennyz: Breast milk is sweet.

So....it would go well with my Cap'n Crunch?

Nah, that'd be too sweet. I think it'd be good with Wheat Chex, or maybe plain Rice Crispies.

In that case, I'll take a half gallon.

jennyz: meat0918: So, how do you know it's breast milk and not reconstituted formula?

Breast milk is sweet.

Not if she's been eating asparagus!

/warned her about that

The product isn't really my thing, but I'm a big fan of the packaging.

Why don't they have to pasteurize it?

rtyfx: Why don't they have to pasteurize it?

Pasteurize?

Hell, I'd be happy if it were past my ankles.

I hope my employees didn't use my real name

OK! Everybody. Just no.
Stop there, that's enough.

Just... don't.

Somacandra: Most places of any size have milk banks that lactating mothers can donate to--that would be best. While I too have enjoyed the benefits of my wife's lactation, you simply can't drink that much of it--it has natural laxatives (to help babies poop) and will not only give you diarrhea but your diarrhea will smell like baby diarrhea. You really don't want that. You really don't.

W T F

Somacandra: Most places of any size have milk banks that lactating mothers can donate to--that would be best. While I too have enjoyed the benefits of my wife's lactation, you simply can't drink that much of it--it has natural laxatives (to help babies poop) and will not only give you diarrhea but your diarrhea will smell like baby diarrhea. You really don't want that. You really don't.

That really grosses me out, truly. Yes it's just milk but still...

meat0918: So, how do you know it's breast milk and not reconstituted formula?

Because breast milk tastes smug.

WTF?

Another reason I wish there was a test required before becoming a parent. I don't have or even much care for children but it saddens me that there are parents out there who are more willing to buy random, unregulated bodily fluids off the internet to feed their infants than just give them some goddamn formula. I'm sure they'll all also refuse to vaccinate their kids to because, you know, that would be unhealthy for them.

tiamet4: Another reason I wish there was a test required before becoming a parent. I don't have or even much care for children but it saddens me that there are parents out there who are more willing to buy random, unregulated bodily fluids off the internet to feed their infants than just give them some goddamn formula. I'm sure they'll all also refuse to vaccinate their kids to because, you know, that would be unhealthy for them.

They send chicken pox scabs through the mail and are actively soliciting for measles exposure, because it's "more natural". Link

Darwin will strike soon.

tiamet4: Another reason I wish there was a test required before becoming a parent. I don't have or even much care for children but it saddens me that there are parents out there who are more willing to buy random, unregulated bodily fluids off the internet to feed their infants than just give them some goddamn formula. I'm sure they'll all also refuse to vaccinate their kids to because, you know, that would be unhealthy for them.

Breast milk helps the babes immune system and formula doesnt. If there is a lactation problem in the mother then sometimes people buy milk for sick/premie babies to help them, you know, live.

How do you safely ship breast milk? It will spoil by arrival time, even if insulated...

ace in your face: tiamet4: Another reason I wish there was a test required before becoming a parent. I don't have or even much care for children but it saddens me that there are parents out there who are more willing to buy random, unregulated bodily fluids off the internet to feed their infants than just give them some goddamn formula. I'm sure they'll all also refuse to vaccinate their kids to because, you know, that would be unhealthy for them.

Breast milk helps the babes immune system and formula doesnt. If there is a lactation problem in the mother then sometimes people buy milk for sick/premie babies to help them, you know, live.

Yes, because purchasing milk from strangers who may or may not be healthy, using drugs, on medication, or just plain mentally disturbed and willing to endanger a child is great for a baby's immune system.

\just in case you weren't trolling

Appropriately enough, tastes like melon juice.
/ Really.

TypoFlyspray: Appropriately enough, tastes like melon juice.
/ Really.

Dyslexic breast milk tastes like lemon juice.

HailRobonia: TypoFlyspray: Appropriately enough, tastes like melon juice.
/ Really.

Dyslexic breast milk tastes like lemon juice.

Nursing on tarts again, are ya?