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(The Smoking Gun) Audio "At least I didn't do the students," says California teacher who was fired after her X-rated porn past was discovered. Bonus: 2-minute clip from one of her films   ( divider line
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16311 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 May 2012 at 11:51 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-05-23 12:28:01 PM  
4 votes:
A boy came home from school one day and said to his mom, "Guess what happened to me in school today. I had sex with my teacher!"
His mom became very upset and screamed, "Go to you room! We'll tell your father what you did when he gets home."
When the father came home, the boy told him. "Way to go son," the father replied. "let's go buy you a new bicycle."
When they came out of the shop with a brand-new bike, the father asked, "Do you want to ride it home?"
"No," the boy replied. "My ass still hurts."
2012-05-23 11:53:43 AM  
4 votes:

kid_icarus: On what grounds do they fire someone like this? Is there some actual rule/law that condemns certain activity by teachers?

Only cum dodgers are allowed to teach in public schools
2012-05-23 12:06:52 PM  
1 vote:
2012-05-23 12:01:03 PM  
1 vote:
When your life decisions up to that point have led you to seriously weigh the merits of dodging cum versus not dodging cum it's possible you've made some questionable decisions along the way.
2012-05-23 11:58:18 AM  
1 vote:
There could be some valuable lessons learned in "No Cum Dodging Allowed".
2012-05-23 09:57:49 AM  
1 vote:
Subby, unless I'm missing something, that audio clip is not from one of her films.
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