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(The New York Times)   "Doctor Who Helped Find Bin Laden"   (nytimes.com) divider line 75
    More: Hero, Osama bin Laden, criminal code, Peshawar, Abbottabad, Khyber, Shakil Afridi  
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2012-05-23 09:39:39 AM  
+1
 
2012-05-23 09:41:53 AM  
Kind of a stretch but good enough. +0.5
 
2012-05-23 09:42:57 AM  
Looks like he got sonic screwed
 
2012-05-23 09:44:39 AM  
That's one way to get people to read the article! I laughed.

/then I serioused
 
2012-05-23 09:45:26 AM  
. . .and for his efforts in helping to find Osama Bin Laden, he's been convicted of "acting against the state" (i.e. Treason) by a local court and sentenced to 33 years in prison.

I know why we pretend that Pakistan is an ally instead of an enemy, but times like this make that facade really hard to hold on to.
 
2012-05-23 09:46:11 AM  
he should get the bounty at least...
 
2012-05-23 09:46:51 AM  
Looks to me like they are all butt hurt and embarrassed that he was living right under their noses and it was found out that they were harboring him. Now they wanna punish anyone who helped the USA find him and kill his worthless ass. Sour grapes, and the "trial" is probably 6 guys from the village who are hard line Islamic. No surprise here, move on.
 
2012-05-23 09:47:28 AM  
www.ergascientia.com
 
2012-05-23 09:47:38 AM  
Rather interesting that Pakistan considers the Dr helping the US find bin Laden was guilty of treason. Does anyone still think that Pakistan wasn't complicit in hiding bin Laden?
 
2012-05-23 09:50:47 AM  

Silverstaff: I know why we pretend that Pakistan is an ally instead of an enemy, but times like this make that facade really hard to hold on to.


Couldn't have said it better myself. I seriously hope that somewhere right now some ambassadors are discussing options here to get him freed.

Of course this is right up there with the fact that they were harboring him in the first place. In a mansion. Still hard to wrap my head around that one. The most wanted international criminal, and an "ally" nation puts him up in a mansion.

/lolglobalpolitics
 
2012-05-23 09:50:57 AM  
and heres the lesson.

The CIA will leave you to be tortured and imprisoned for helping them and good luck with anymore vaccination programs
 
2012-05-23 09:51:09 AM  
Sigh, fark Pakistan...fark 'em right in the ear!
 
2012-05-23 09:51:30 AM  
No! The Bush administration found OBL by torturing information out of captured rag-heads!
 
2012-05-23 09:51:57 AM  
A Pakistani Doctor Who?

/I'm thinking photoshop thread
 
2012-05-23 09:52:02 AM  

turtleking: The CIA will leave you to be tortured and imprisoned for helping them and good luck with anymore vaccination programs


No shiat. This is an atrocity on the US's part.
 
2012-05-23 09:52:27 AM  
They jail the guy who pinpointed the Most Wanted Man on Earth.

And we are shoveling billions to Pakistan for WHAT reason now?
 
2012-05-23 09:53:11 AM  
"A tribal court" read as nonsense court. This is just so the tribals can act like they have a semblance of impartial government. ISI can spring him if they chose, or to curry favor they can let him rot. Nothing to see here.
 
2012-05-23 09:54:22 AM  

Man On Pink Corner: turtleking: The CIA will leave you to be tortured and imprisoned for helping them and good luck with anymore vaccination programs

No shiat. This is an atrocity on the US's part.


Not really if a source is no longer useful and you can not get them out...whats wrong with burning him?
 
2012-05-23 09:54:59 AM  
Yes, the doctor who helped to undermine global efforts to vaccinate people by using vaccination as a form of espionage is a hero. If you're one of the many farkers that love to rant about the stupidity of the anti-vax crowd (rightfully so) *and* praising this guy as a hero, please go DIAF.

The CIA's Bad Idea
 
2012-05-23 09:55:10 AM  
At least he didn't get a life sentence. Time Lords live a long time, and he's still got two regenerations to go!
 
2012-05-23 09:55:24 AM  
Lord Up In Of This Time biatch!
 
2012-05-23 09:55:37 AM  
Well that's one way to use a Tardis....

And yeah, this isn't exactly going to help the whole, "they weren't harboring Osama knowingly" narrative, now is it? I mean it COULD just be that they're still pissed about the intrusion we made for the raid, maybe even that could be what this is probably about, but it's still not going to help. It was farking Osama. They really should have just let that one go, and they sure should have given the doctor a pass.

If Breivik had killed 3,000 people and Norway found him in Leesburgh and managed to raid his house, grab him and leave without hurting a single US citizen... I'm pretty sure we'd give them a pass on it, and anyone who helped them manage to pinpoint him too.
 
2012-05-23 09:55:58 AM  

Metaluna Mutant: A Pakistani Doctor Who?


a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
I've seen a Turkish Spock, so anything's possible.
 
2012-05-23 09:56:23 AM  

slayer199: Rather interesting that Pakistan considers the Dr helping the US find bin Laden was guilty of treason. Does anyone still think that Pakistan wasn't complicit in hiding bin Laden?


Only the brain dead.
 
2012-05-23 09:57:14 AM  

TV's Vinnie: They jail the guy who pinpointed the Most Wanted Man on Earth.

And we are shoveling billions to Pakistan for WHAT reason now?


In all fairness, if a US citizen conspired with a foreign intelligence agency to facilitate a military raid that concluded in multiple assassinations on US soil, that person would face serious consequences. Regardless of the target, the man is a traitor to his country.
 
2012-05-23 09:59:45 AM  
I think Seal Team 6 needs to do a new raid in Pakastan to pull this guy out.
 
2012-05-23 10:02:08 AM  
The Doctor was called because OBL has regenerated - this may go on for another 5 seasons.
 
2012-05-23 10:02:54 AM  

Oxygen_Thief: Not really if a source is no longer useful and you can not get them out...whats wrong with burning him?


Good point. It's not like the CIA will ever need to work with any other foreign agents, ever again, or anything.
 
2012-05-23 10:04:16 AM  
Well i guess that'll make sure he never tells anyone that the whole bin laden story is absolute bullshiat.
 
2012-05-23 10:05:47 AM  

Man On Pink Corner: Oxygen_Thief: Not really if a source is no longer useful and you can not get them out...whats wrong with burning him?

Good point. It's not like the CIA will ever need to work with any other foreign agents, ever again, or anything.


Cash and Pron my friend, it seems to trump all. At least according to recent stories here on Fark.
 
2012-05-23 10:06:45 AM  

Digital Communist: In all fairness, if a US citizen conspired with a foreign intelligence agency to facilitate a military raid that concluded in multiple assassinations on US soil, that person would face serious consequences. Regardless of the target, the man is a traitor to his country.


If it's treason to turn in a threat to all of Humanity, then maybe your so-called country is a gang of complicit scumbags and don't deserve any allegiance.
 
2012-05-23 10:10:38 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

"You're welcome."
 
2012-05-23 10:14:39 AM  
He was in the cupboard all along

Rory put him there.

Oh, obligatory:

s-ak.buzzfed.com

/hot
 
2012-05-23 10:15:07 AM  

Metaluna Mutant: A Pakistani Doctor Who?

/I'm thinking photoshop thread


Burkas are cool.
 
2012-05-23 10:19:14 AM  

slayer199: Rather interesting that Pakistan considers the Dr helping the US find bin Laden was guilty of treason. Does anyone still think that Pakistan wasn't complicit in hiding bin Laden?


I think that's beside the point. The real reason they charged the guy with treason is they are extremely pissed off about the U.S. invading their country and conducting a military operation (their view), and this guy provided the U.S. the grounds for doing so.
 
2012-05-23 10:23:51 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: He was in the cupboard all along

Rory put him there.

Oh, obligatory:

[s-ak.buzzfed.com image 500x336]

/hot


Where are her boobs?
 
2012-05-23 10:26:56 AM  

TV's Vinnie: Metaluna Mutant: A Pakistani Doctor Who?

[a3.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 352x288]
I've seen a Turkish Spock, so anything's possible.


They even gave him slightly green make up (I don't think Paramount even does that even more), how old school and awesome is that?
 
2012-05-23 10:30:41 AM  

Ambitwistor: slayer199: Rather interesting that Pakistan considers the Dr helping the US find bin Laden was guilty of treason. Does anyone still think that Pakistan wasn't complicit in hiding bin Laden?

I think that's beside the point. The real reason they charged the guy with treason is they are extremely pissed off about the U.S. invading their country and conducting a military operation (their view), and this guy provided the U.S. the grounds for doing so.


Well, the only reason we "invaded" them was

1. He was personally the reason behind the whole Afghan War. The single most wanted man in the world, and Pakistan knew that if we knew where he was, we would stop at NOTHING to kill or capture him.

2. We found out he was living in a large mansion/compound right outside the gates of their largest military academy, and if Pakistani authorities weren't directly complicit in his hiding, they were utterly inept.

3. The ISI, Pakistani Intelligence, leaks like a sieve. They've got so many moles and informers in them spreading word back to Al Qaeda and the Taliban that the easiest way to let AQ know anything is to officially notify the ISI.

4. If we tried to coordinate with them in any way, OBL would have known about the raid well in advance and would have been out of there. Years of investigation down the toilet, and at most we would have confirmation he was still alive. . .but always steps ahead of us. OBL knew this, and I think that's why he felt so brazen in being able to hide practically in plain sight, he never thought the US would launch a raid without coordinating with Pakistan and he knew any attempt at that would tip him off.
 
2012-05-23 10:31:20 AM  

mongbiohazard: If Breivik had killed 3,000 people and Norway found him in Leesburgh and managed to raid his house, grab him and leave without hurting a single US citizen... I'm pretty sure we'd give them a pass on it, and anyone who helped them manage to pinpoint him too.


Really? I can't imagine we'd be at all cool with any step in the process of a foreign military flying uninvited into our country in the dead of night, crashing then exploding a helicopter into one of our buildings, shooting five people to death and injuring others, and then flying away, all without telling our government anything until two hours later. Even if the raid were against Satan himself, how could there not be serious repercussions for that?

Maybe we could forgive the guy who told the foreigners where Satan was hiding out, but only if he told us first, preferably several weeks in advance. Even then, we'd have Fark threads hundreds of comments long arguing about whether it was treason to encourage another country to attack America, even for a good cause, and even when the US had clearly failed to act. If the tattler were anything but an Angel, I highly suspect he'd lose out in the court of public opinion, and the court of law would be a toss-up.

I think you are hugely underestimating how much the American people would panic at a foreign military flying in and summarily killing five people, even if those people weren't themselves American.
 
2012-05-23 10:44:13 AM  
FTFA: "For them to take this kind of action against somebody who was helping to go after terrorism, I just think is a real mistake on their part,"

I see that Panetta was entirely carried away with emotional outrage in his support of this guy that helped us find OBL. Shows the world we provide 100% support to those who help us. Ya, Afridi should be grateful for us outing his DNA gathering and, secondly, allowing him to remain in Pakistan for the 33 year consequences. Eighty-one seems like the right age to restart a medical practice and enjoy time with a resentful 80-ish wife after 33 years of jacking off. And nothing can possibly happen to him in a Pakastani prison (cough). Great message.
 
2012-05-23 10:44:40 AM  

mongbiohazard: If Breivik had killed 3,000 people and Norway found him in Leesburgh and managed to raid his house, grab him and leave without hurting a single US citizen... I'm pretty sure we'd give them a pass on it, and anyone who helped them manage to pinpoint him too.


The difference is that we would never harbor someone like that. Neither would most of the world. If Breivik was currently in the USA, the FBI would stop at nothing to find him and extradite him to Norway for trial. Likewise if Osama had been in Norway, they would have arrested him. There may have been some extradition issues regarding the potential for the use of the death penalty, but that would get resolved. If bin laden were found in Russia, they would have extradited him (or flat out killed him). I can't think of very many nations that would knowingly harbor a mass murderer.
 
2012-05-23 10:54:05 AM  

Silverstaff: Well, the only reason we "invaded" them was


You don't have to explain the U.S. justification. Everyone knows that. I'm just pointing out that's not how Pakistan views it. They don't care about any of those considerations when faced with being invaded by a foreign power. That's how they see it, and that's what matters to them.
 
2012-05-23 10:58:41 AM  

Bit'O'Gristle: Looks to me like they are all butt hurt and embarrassed that he was living right under their noses and it was found out that they were harboring him. Now they wanna punish anyone who helped the USA find him and kill his worthless ass. Sour grapes, and the "trial" is probably 6 guys from the village who are hard line Islamic. No surprise here, move on.


I think in this case we should be happy he got a trail at all. If this was in the tribal regions, its not out of the realm of possibility that they would just drag him out of his house and shoot him. However, they really need to get him out of Pakistan and hook him up with a green card. A raid is out of the question. I won't be surprised if the US has to concede a lot to the Pakistanis to get him back, if Pakistan would even let him go. Course, they could always throw him under the bus which, sadly, is how I think this story will end.

He and his family really deserve a relocation to the US similar to a defection from the Cold War days. He stuck his neck out BIG TIME I hope he at least got a reward for it. I'd like to think my home country aren't entirely a bunch of dicks.
 
2012-05-23 11:05:42 AM  

Aikidogamer: I think Seal Team 6 needs to do a new raid in Pakastan to pull this guy out.




And for the CIA to figure out a way to assassinate every leader and judge who put the hero Doctor behind bars.

Pakistan needs a lesson in "take care of business or we'll take care of it for you".

/Yeah, I said it. Sometimes certain nations don't deserve sovereignty.
 
2012-05-23 11:19:40 AM  
With the US military having their arses handed back to them in Vietnam, Korea, Iraq and now Afghinstan, the nuclear armed Pakistan couldn't care less what the Americans think.

/ Snitches get stitches
 
2012-05-23 11:20:42 AM  
Makes up for his failure to kill Hitler.
 
2012-05-23 11:23:40 AM  
Does anyone have any idea how far away from the coast our Air Force will move to intercept foreign craft? It seems like territory extends less than 15 miles off the coast, and I can find some reports of Canada's Air Force intercepting planes about 300 miles off the coast, but most of the news reports I'm digging up about America are our planes interacting with private craft that get too close to Air Force One. I was just trying to figure out how touchy we are about other countries' planes flying towards us, even if they aren't near us.

damageddude: Makes up for his failure to kill Hitler.


Spoilers~!
 
2012-05-23 11:29:59 AM  

Starry Heavens: Does anyone have any idea how far away from the coast our Air Force will move to intercept foreign craft? It seems like territory extends less than 15 miles off the coast, and I can find some reports of Canada's Air Force intercepting planes about 300 miles off the coast, but most of the news reports I'm digging up about America are our planes interacting with private craft that get too close to Air Force One. I was just trying to figure out how touchy we are about other countries' planes flying towards us, even if they aren't near us.

damageddude: Makes up for his failure to kill Hitler.

Spoilers~!


fwiw, my Dad was in the Cold War and has told me stories of intercepting foreign aircraft/submarines REALLY far out. As far as several hundred miles off the coast of Iceland. That was 30some years ago though, pre 9/11. I reckon things have changed since then but I know that US territory ends 15 miles off the coast due to international maritime treaties. I don't see why USAF/USN wouldn't patrol international waters, I see it only getting sticky if they flew into Cuban/Canadian/Bahamanian airspace.
 
2012-05-23 11:33:09 AM  
Between Israel and Pakistan we have some excellent taste in strategic partners.
 
2012-05-23 11:35:58 AM  

TV's Vinnie: Digital Communist: In all fairness, if a US citizen conspired with a foreign intelligence agency to facilitate a military raid that concluded in multiple assassinations on US soil, that person would face serious consequences. Regardless of the target, the man is a traitor to his country.

If it's treason to turn in a threat to all of Humanity, then maybe your so-called country is a gang of complicit scumbags and don't deserve any allegiance.


It is what it is.

He is a hero who sacrificed more than any westerner to catch Bin Laden. He is still a traitor though - this is not a Disney movie where he gets forgiven for his crimes because the big bad guy got his comeuppance.
 
2012-05-23 11:41:07 AM  

The Southern Logic Company: fwiw, my Dad was in the Cold War and has told me stories of intercepting foreign aircraft/submarines REALLY far out. As far as several hundred miles off the coast of Iceland.


So, around 2,000 miles away? That's pretty impressive. Hopefully we are less touchy today, if only because none of the places we're fighting have planes that could make it all the way over here.
 
2012-05-23 11:46:50 AM  

Thunderbox: With the US military having their arses handed back to them in Vietnam, Korea, Iraq and now Afghinstan, the nuclear armed Pakistan couldn't care less what the Americans think.

/ Snitches get stitches


What the fark?

The ONLY reason Korea was a draw was that China got involved and we weren't willing to start WWIII over the Korean peninsula. Best Korea would have been a historic footnote if not for that.

We won in Iraq. We defeated the Hussein regime in a matter of days, which is what we went in there to do (from a military standpoint). You can try to come up with some trollish claim about losing it later, but how do you "win" an occupation?

We are winning in Afghanistan. We, along with our allies, overthrew the Taliban run government and we've killed the man who started the war. Again, what kind of realistic victory conditions could you have for an occupation?

Vietnam? Like Korea, we weren't allowed to go all-in for political reasons. They didn't want to antagonize the Russians too much, and didn't want to spread the war beyond Vietnam, so we were handled ridiculously restrictive rules of engagement for political reasons and then the military was blamed when it was a loss. Even Mike Tyson will have trouble knocking somebody out when you tie one arm behind his back and say he can only backhand people.
 
2012-05-23 11:49:48 AM  

NowhereMon: Between Israel and Pakistan we have some excellent taste in strategic partners.


isn't it weird how we align ourselves with nuclear weapon armed nations?
 
2012-05-23 11:54:36 AM  

Metaluna Mutant: A Pakistani Doctor Who?

/I'm thinking photoshop thread


Doctor Hooey?
 
2012-05-23 12:05:13 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: NowhereMon: Between Israel and Pakistan we have some excellent taste in strategic partners.

isn't it weird how we align ourselves with nuclear weapon armed nations?


Now it makes sense that some nations desire nuclear weapons, doesn't it?. Why do you think Israel and Pakistan get away with what they do? You better believe if NK had a working nuke that could hit Japan/Hawaii they would use the kid gloves on them.
 
2012-05-23 12:08:06 PM  
So, it wasn't a Fixed Point in Time?

/Allonsy...
 
2012-05-23 12:20:30 PM  
Very telling that the Pakistani government considers giving up the location of the #1 anti-American terrorist is an act of treason.

Why are we friends with them again? They're just looking for ways to stab us in the back right now.
 
2012-05-23 12:26:13 PM  

The Southern Logic Company: Uchiha_Cycliste: NowhereMon: Between Israel and Pakistan we have some excellent taste in strategic partners.

isn't it weird how we align ourselves with nuclear weapon armed nations?

Now it makes sense that some nations desire nuclear weapons, doesn't it?. Why do you think Israel and Pakistan get away with what they do? You better believe if NK had a working nuke that could hit Japan/Hawaii they would use the kid gloves on them.


Further, we need to keep a hand in keep Pakistan solvent to prevent the aforementioned nukes from falling into other's hands.
 
2012-05-23 12:34:04 PM  

Digital Communist: TV's Vinnie: Digital Communist: In all fairness, if a US citizen conspired with a foreign intelligence agency to facilitate a military raid that concluded in multiple assassinations on US soil, that person would face serious consequences. Regardless of the target, the man is a traitor to his country.

If it's treason to turn in a threat to all of Humanity, then maybe your so-called country is a gang of complicit scumbags and don't deserve any allegiance.

It is what it is.

He is a hero who sacrificed more than any westerner to catch Bin Laden. He is still a traitor though - this is not a Disney movie where he gets forgiven for his crimes because the big bad guy got his comeuppance.


Wow. You're a butthole. A terrorist-loving butthole. Never thought I'd dislike someone more than Meinwhatshisnumber, but you passed with flying colors. Grats, brah!
 
2012-05-23 12:40:44 PM  

TV's Vinnie: Digital Communist: TV's Vinnie: Digital Communist: In all fairness, if a US citizen conspired with a foreign intelligence agency to facilitate a military raid that concluded in multiple assassinations on US soil, that person would face serious consequences. Regardless of the target, the man is a traitor to his country.

If it's treason to turn in a threat to all of Humanity, then maybe your so-called country is a gang of complicit scumbags and don't deserve any allegiance.

It is what it is.

He is a hero who sacrificed more than any westerner to catch Bin Laden. He is still a traitor though - this is not a Disney movie where he gets forgiven for his crimes because the big bad guy got his comeuppance.

Wow. You're a butthole. A terrorist-loving butthole. Never thought I'd dislike someone more than Meinwhatshisnumber, but you passed with flying colors. Grats, brah!


You hate someone for having a different opinion than you? Not even a different opinion, I am just stating the facts.

Where do you get terrorist loving? I don't even...
 
2012-05-23 12:42:28 PM  

TV's Vinnie: Digital Communist: He is a hero who sacrificed more than any westerner to catch Bin Laden. He is still a traitor though - this is not a Disney movie where he gets forgiven for his crimes because the big bad guy got his comeuppance.

Wow. You're a butthole. A terrorist-loving butthole. Never thought I'd dislike someone more than Meinwhatshisnumber, but you passed with flying colors. Grats, brah!


I would be surprised to learn that there is any country where the approved course of action upon finding a criminal is to notify some other country instead of the local police. I can certainly imagine it being the most effective thing to do, and this situation seems like an example of that, but having it be governmentally approved seems odd.
 
2012-05-23 12:53:41 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: The Southern Logic Company: Uchiha_Cycliste: NowhereMon: Between Israel and Pakistan we have some excellent taste in strategic partners.

isn't it weird how we align ourselves with nuclear weapon armed nations?

Now it makes sense that some nations desire nuclear weapons, doesn't it?. Why do you think Israel and Pakistan get away with what they do? You better believe if NK had a working nuke that could hit Japan/Hawaii they would use the kid gloves on them.

Further, we need to keep a hand in keep Pakistan solvent to prevent the aforementioned nukes from falling into other's hands.


Completely agreed. In the USSR's fall, who the hell knows where some those nukes went. Pakistan would be a gun runner's free for all if it ever went under. It really seems like Pakistan is playing chicken with the US at times. "YOU WON'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M INSOLVENT" "Ok, fine, we'll take our drones out of your country"

Like many farkers though, I really hate helping Pakistan at all. They seem to take the aid and do the bare minimum to get more aid. However, like you said, they can't just be allowed to fall to pieces. Or, in an even worse scenario, have them buddy up with China. I'm sure the PRC would love to have the Aksai Chin territory back. Asking Pakistan to go to war with India wouldn't be hard either, especially with the promise of expanding their territory in Kashmir. The two nations have already collaborated on naval ports together, iirc Pakistan is allowing the non-existant Chinese navy to use their ports.

You have to ask yourself, is all of this worth it? HINT: Global politics don't have easy answers.
 
2012-05-23 01:14:27 PM  

Starry Heavens: TV's Vinnie: Digital Communist: He is a hero who sacrificed more than any westerner to catch Bin Laden. He is still a traitor though - this is not a Disney movie where he gets forgiven for his crimes because the big bad guy got his comeuppance.

Wow. You're a butthole. A terrorist-loving butthole. Never thought I'd dislike someone more than Meinwhatshisnumber, but you passed with flying colors. Grats, brah!

I would be surprised to learn that there is any country where the approved course of action upon finding a criminal is to notify some other country instead of the local police. I can certainly imagine it being the most effective thing to do, and this situation seems like an example of that, but having it be governmentally approved seems odd.


Doctor: "Yes. I would like to report that I have found the location of Osama Bin laden"

Police: "Really? Hold on.... (thinks that he put the phone on mute) HEY OSAMA! This guys is trying to report your location. Want us to go over and blow his head off now or wait till you've slipped away to your other hideout? (gets back on phone) That's great news, sir! We'll get right on it.

If you see something being done by the Mafia, the LAST thing you'd want to do is call the police (for obvious reasons). It's best to find an alternative agency.
 
2012-05-23 01:26:03 PM  

TV's Vinnie: Wow. You're a butthole. A terrorist-loving butthole. Never thought I'd dislike someone more than Meinwhatshisnumber, but you passed with flying colors. Grats, brah!


No, he's just a guy who owns a dictionary.
 
2012-05-23 01:34:49 PM  

TV's Vinnie: If you see something being done by the Mafia, the LAST thing you'd want to do is call the police (for obvious reasons). It's best to find an alternative agency.


Really? That seems like you'd be setting yourself up to be an accessory to murder (if a murder results), which can bear the same legal punishment as committing the murder yourself. I don't know where you live, so I can't look up the laws there, and I still can't think of any country that would approve of not telling the police.

/it seems we both agree that telling someone other than the police can be more effective, so there's no rebuttal to be made to the first part of your comment
 
2012-05-23 01:36:08 PM  

The Southern Logic Company: Uchiha_Cycliste: The Southern Logic Company: Uchiha_Cycliste: NowhereMon: Between Israel and Pakistan we have some excellent taste in strategic partners.

isn't it weird how we align ourselves with nuclear weapon armed nations?

Now it makes sense that some nations desire nuclear weapons, doesn't it?. Why do you think Israel and Pakistan get away with what they do? You better believe if NK had a working nuke that could hit Japan/Hawaii they would use the kid gloves on them.

Further, we need to keep a hand in keep Pakistan solvent to prevent the aforementioned nukes from falling into other's hands.

Completely agreed. In the USSR's fall, who the hell knows where some those nukes went. Pakistan would be a gun runner's free for all if it ever went under. It really seems like Pakistan is playing chicken with the US at times. "YOU WON'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M INSOLVENT" "Ok, fine, we'll take our drones out of your country"

Like many farkers though, I really hate helping Pakistan at all. They seem to take the aid and do the bare minimum to get more aid. However, like you said, they can't just be allowed to fall to pieces. Or, in an even worse scenario, have them buddy up with China. I'm sure the PRC would love to have the Aksai Chin territory back. Asking Pakistan to go to war with India wouldn't be hard either, especially with the promise of expanding their territory in Kashmir. The two nations have already collaborated on naval ports together, iirc Pakistan is allowing the non-existant Chinese navy to use their ports.

You have to ask yourself, is all of this worth it? HINT: Global politics don't have easy answers.


Yes it's worth it. The consequences of everything falling to pieces are too dire, at least for someone.
 
2012-05-23 02:31:20 PM  

DarkPascual: So, it wasn't a Fixed Point in Time?

/Allonsy...


I am a long-time Dr. Who fan but that whole plot arc -- while initially gripping -- was, frankly, DUMB in how they paid it off.

"HA HA Universe! I was shrunk and hiding in a robot the whole time! Who knew that you could evade essential forces of the universe, fool Time and Space itself, just by playing 'hide and seek'?"

Dumb, Dumb, Dumb.
 
2012-05-23 03:01:16 PM  
i6.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-23 03:51:01 PM  

Digital Communist: TV's Vinnie: They jail the guy who pinpointed the Most Wanted Man on Earth.

And we are shoveling billions to Pakistan for WHAT reason now?

In all fairness, if a US citizen conspired with a foreign intelligence agency to facilitate a military raid that concluded in multiple assassinations on US soil, that person would face serious consequences. Regardless of the target, the man is a traitor to his country.


Well, let's take that a step further. This is a doctor we're talking about here so, presumably, he wasn't a complete dumbass. If he had come upon information that Bin Laden was hiding in Pakistan and knew exactly where, his immediate choice is: "do I tell the local authorities". Obviously, with the CIA recruiting him to work for them without the knowledge of ISI, the result of telling the local authorities isn't likely to be "and they'll go in and arrest/capture him"...so that option seems to be off the table before it even gets near the table in the first place.

After that, as a human being you have to ask yourself: "do you turn him in to some authority who WILL go after him". In his case, he did that. That said, since he skipped option 1 altogether, the reasons he skipped it ought to have clued him in to the notion that if something happened to Bin Laden he ought to have unassed Pakistan nearly immediately. It's not like they locked the entire country down in the wake of that assclown getting PAID stamped on his account. The good doc should have decided to take the family on an immediate vacation and remind the State Department of the bounty on OBL's head...to make up for the property/life he was leaving behind in Pakistan.
 
2012-05-23 05:23:46 PM  

Silverstaff: Thunderbox: With the US military having their arses handed back to them in Vietnam, Korea, Iraq and now Afghinstan, the nuclear armed Pakistan couldn't care less what the Americans think.

/ Snitches get stitches

What the fark?

The ONLY reason Korea was a draw was that China got involved and we weren't willing to start WWIII over the Korean peninsula. Best Korea would have been a historic footnote if not for that.

We won in Iraq. We defeated the Hussein regime in a matter of days, which is what we went in there to do (from a military standpoint). You can try to come up with some trollish claim about losing it later, but how do you "win" an occupation?

We are winning in Afghanistan. We, along with our allies, overthrew the Taliban run government and we've killed the man who started the war. Again, what kind of realistic victory conditions could you have for an occupation?

Vietnam? Like Korea, we weren't allowed to go all-in for political reasons. They didn't want to antagonize the Russians too much, and didn't want to spread the war beyond Vietnam, so we were handled ridiculously restrictive rules of engagement for political reasons and then the military was blamed when it was a loss. Even Mike Tyson will have trouble knocking somebody out when you tie one arm behind his back and say he can only backhand people.



@Silverstaff - You're right about all of those except Vietnam. We were pretty much "all in". In 1968 we had more than 500k soldiers on the ground. We lost 68k servicemen with about 1.5k MIA. We killed 1 million of the NVA/VC. We used everything at our disposal except for WMD. We "lost" because of bad strategy, and the ineptitude of the ARVN.

@Thunderbox - Didn't the Aussies help with us with all those endeavors? :)
 
2012-05-23 06:33:35 PM  

Starry Heavens: mongbiohazard: If Breivik had killed 3,000 people and Norway found him in Leesburgh and managed to raid his house, grab him and leave without hurting a single US citizen... I'm pretty sure we'd give them a pass on it, and anyone who helped them manage to pinpoint him too.

Really? I can't imagine we'd be at all cool with any step in the process of a foreign military flying uninvited into our country in the dead of night, crashing then exploding a helicopter into one of our buildings, shooting five people to death and injuring others, and then flying away, all without telling our government anything until two hours later. Even if the raid were against Satan himself, how could there not be serious repercussions for that?

Maybe we could forgive the guy who told the foreigners where Satan was hiding out, but only if he told us first, preferably several weeks in advance. Even then, we'd have Fark threads hundreds of comments long arguing about whether it was treason to encourage another country to attack America, even for a good cause, and even when the US had clearly failed to act. If the tattler were anything but an Angel, I highly suspect he'd lose out in the court of public opinion, and the court of law would be a toss-up.

I think you are hugely underestimating how much the American people would panic at a foreign military flying in and summarily killing five people, even if those people weren't themselves American.


It's a moot point, because the U.S., for all its faults, is not completely corrupt and irresponsible. If someone murdered 3000 civilians in a foreign nation and hid in the United States, the authorities from that nation wouldn't have to act secretly; our own law enforcement officials would apprehend him instead of tipping him off. Pakistan is a failed state, and as such it cannot and should not be treated with the respect due to a real nation.

And don't bother posting pictures of Kissinger and Cheney. Yes, I thought of them, yes, they are arguably just as evil as OBL, yes, they should probably be indicted for crimes against humanity, no, it isn't the same thing.
 
2012-05-23 06:50:14 PM  

The Southern Logic Company:

In the USSR's fall, who the hell knows where some those nukes went.


I hear this line pretty often, and it always annoys me, because I know where those nukes went: nowhere special. If any of them had gotten loose we would certainly know it by now, because there would be a smoking crater where a major city used to be. I suppose it's conceivable that some of them may have been "acquired" by other nuclear powers, perhaps some of the technology or equipment involved ended up in Pakistan or North Korea, but overall I think we dodged a bullet here.
 
2012-05-24 02:46:33 AM  

Metaluna Mutant: A Pakistani Doctor Who?


Would Pakistani Daleks work?

/PUT HIM IN THE CURRY!!
 
2012-05-24 09:45:49 AM  

malaktaus: The Southern Logic Company:

In the USSR's fall, who the hell knows where some those nukes went.

I hear this line pretty often, and it always annoys me, because I know where those nukes went: nowhere special. If any of them had gotten loose we would certainly know it by now, because there would be a smoking crater where a major city used to be. I suppose it's conceivable that some of them may have been "acquired" by other nuclear powers, perhaps some of the technology or equipment involved ended up in Pakistan or North Korea, but overall I think we dodged a bullet here.


That was slightly my point. I wasn't insinuating that they were taken by terrorists but its not hard to foresee a situation where someone got some technology or material after the fall and it ended up in the hands of Israel/Pakistan/India/China. I'm more commenting on the fact that we can never really be sure what the hell happened and if the USSR/Russian Federation is being truthful about all being accounted for. I hope they have been and like you said, I'm pretty sure we dodged a bullet because it could have been a LOT worse. Though, the bigger weapon of mass destruction was the sale of small arms from the former USSR, but that gets left to movies with Nicolas Cage in it.

Though, any situation with Large government + large country + fall of authoritarian regime + instability + poverty/hunger + nuclear weapons is a bad one. You better believe if I was an average Jovovich in the USSR at the fall and my family was hungry, I'd sell some stuff. I'm sure one of those countries listed would have paid enough rubles to feed my family for generations.
 
2012-05-24 11:51:46 AM  
So now that it's absolutely clear that Pakistan didn't want Bin Laden found, can we stop giving them money?

And before you pretend that they were trying to find him, how many people have they arrested for harboring him? Clearly not informing them of the raid was the right decision.
 
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