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		Why won't you libs leave the Palin family alone? They just want to fade back into the obscurity of normal life by sending out press releases about their new reality TV shows (wonkette.com)		45
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I_Am_Weasel		2012-05-23 11:30:08 AM

Apparently she'll play a Russian spy attempting to find the secret of Beauty & The Beast.

Lenny_da_Hog		2012-05-23 01:09:52 PM

They were trying to get one for Todd, too, about snowmachining, but the Palins couldn't find a buyer.

They're basically trying to whore out everyone in the family while the brand name is still hot.

Philip Francis Queeg		2012-05-23 01:09:58 PM

Is this an elaborate visual metaphor for abstinence?

farbiez		2012-05-23 01:12:35 PM

chldren should be off limits (unless there's some bootstrappy money to be made). Who will watch this crap?

King Something		2012-05-23 01:13:44 PM

Didn't she already have a half-season-long reality show?

/and don't you think she looks tired?

Lenny_da_Hog		2012-05-23 01:14:19 PM

Philip Francis Queeg: [wonkette.com image 282x265]

Is this an elaborate visual metaphor for abstinence?

Isn't that her old chin?

Bag of Hammers		2012-05-23 01:14:57 PM

shameless grifters grift, and are shameless.

NeverDrunk23		2012-05-23 01:15:02 PM

King Something: Didn't she already have a half-season-long reality show?

/and don't you think she looks tired?

The 2008 Presidental Election? Yea, I hated that show.

Jackson Herring		2012-05-23 01:16:30 PM

Ahhh holy shiat... Bristol Palin: Life's a Tripp

From the people who brought you:

Mitt Romney: Life's a Bapp!
Well-dressed Stock Photo Guy: Life's a Torg!

barneyfifesbullet		2012-05-23 01:19:34 PM

Do you anticipate hate-watching TV?

It's what liberals do. They are all civil and stuff.

rufus-t-firefly		2012-05-23 01:19:59 PM

Nothing teaches abstinence like a teen mom who got rich and famous due to her being a teen mom who teaches abstinence.

DeltaPunch		2012-05-23 01:20:36 PM

These days, to be a conservative is it required to have a persecution complex, or how does that work...?

DeltaPunch		2012-05-23 01:22:44 PM

Jackson Herring: Ahhh holy shiat... Bristol Palin: Life's a Tripp

From the people who brought you:

Mitt Romney: Life's a Bapp!
Well-dressed Stock Photo Guy: Life's a Torg!

Bristol Palin: Didn't Pass Trigg

Hobodeluxe		2012-05-23 01:23:37 PM

I have a better idea

Life's a biatch

Vacation Bible School		2012-05-23 01:23:55 PM

Since this is going to be on Lifetime will it showcase Bristol in an endless string of bad relationships over and over and over again, with her killing her abusive boyfriend/husband at the end of every episode?

McPoonDanlcrat		2012-05-23 01:24:04 PM

Bristol who?

/14:59 on the clock

Hobodeluxe		2012-05-23 01:26:04 PM

Vacation Bible School: Since this is going to be on Lifetime will it showcase Bristol in an endless string of bad relationships over and over and over again, with her killing her abusive boyfriend/husband at the end of every episode?

is this the one where she is living with the two black guys?

HotWingConspiracy		2012-05-23 01:27:02 PM

Didn't the last show expose her "I'm a rootin tootin huntin mamma" shtick as complete crap?

She didn't know how to shoot or hunt.

rufus-t-firefly		2012-05-23 01:28:26 PM

HotWingConspiracy: Didn't the last show expose her "I'm a rootin tootin huntin mamma" shtick as complete crap?

She didn't know how to shoot or hunt.

This is the grifting daughter of the grifter, not the original grifter.

Dwight_Yeast		2012-05-23 01:28:48 PM

Please go away you annoying people.

LargeCanine		2012-05-23 01:28:50 PM

Strawman.

deadcrickets		2012-05-23 01:29:43 PM

Mr. Cat Poop		2012-05-23 01:36:30 PM

NeverDrunk23: King Something: Didn't she already have a half-season-long reality show?

/and don't you think she looks tired?

The 2008 Presidental Election? Yea, I hated that show.

But the finale was great.

spongeboob		2012-05-23 01:37:59 PM

Lifetime seems like a kind of Liberal network for a REAL Republican's kid to be on. Isn't that the channel where all the men are abusers, and women are sometimes better off without a man?

Nina_Hartley's_Ass		2012-05-23 01:43:01 PM

Lenny_da_Hog: Philip Francis Queeg: [wonkette.com image 282x265]

Is this an elaborate visual metaphor for abstinence?

Isn't that her old chin?

Jawbone of an ass?
Or one big dildo.

And Mama Grizzly was on FN the other night saying Obama should be thoroughly vetted.

You read that right.

AMonkey'sUncle		2012-05-23 01:43:09 PM

Wasn't this already done with Percy Kilbride and Marjorie Main?

Guidette Frankentits		2012-05-23 01:46:13 PM

I read that the popularity of the Kardashians was really fading pretty hard yet their show got renewed for 3 seasons.

Why?

saintstryfe		2012-05-23 01:47:36 PM

Queue some right-winger complaining we're talking about Palin.

Lenny_da_Hog		2012-05-23 01:51:44 PM

Guidette Frankentits: I read that the popularity of the Kardashians was really fading pretty hard yet their show got renewed for 3 seasons.

Why?

Them stressing over being canceled made for good drama.

I HATE LIBS		2012-05-23 01:52:07 PM

saintstryfe: Queue some right-winger complaining we're talking about Palin.

WHY DO YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT THE PALINS!
LIBS HAVE PDS:
PALIN
DERANGEMENT
SYNDROME.

Dr Dreidel		2012-05-23 02:05:44 PM

Unwed teenage mom famous for being the unwed teenage mom of a Family Values^TM politician will have a reality show about being an unwed early-20s mom.

And liberals are the ones destroying the fabric of society. Mmmm hmmmm.

// french-fried derpatoes

Citrate1007		2012-05-23 02:07:37 PM

Sarah Palin is relevant for the same reasons Jersey Shore was a hit.....we like to look at farked up people to feel better about ourselves.

Mouldy Squid		2012-05-23 02:08:45 PM

saintstryfe: ~~Queue~~ Cue some right-winger complaining we're talking about Palin.

Queue means to line up.

This moment in pedantry is brought to you by the letter Q.

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier		2012-05-23 02:11:19 PM

Kids should be off limits, unless they choose to enter the spotlight.

/I've heard the baby won't make a debut until the 2nd season
//He's tardy

tnpir		2012-05-23 02:19:50 PM

Vacation Bible School: Since this is going to be on Lifetime will it showcase Bristol in an endless string of bad relationships over and over and over again, with her killing her abusive boyfriend/husband at the end of every episode?

And then getting thrown in jail by the corrupt cops who think she made the whole thing up, then struggling against the stupid men world system to prove her innocence?

dababler		2012-05-23 02:29:34 PM

The most dangerous place for a child to be is between a Palin and a camera.

bullwrinkle		2012-05-23 03:07:17 PM

rufus-t-firefly: Nothing teaches abstinence like a teen mom who got rich and famous due to her being a teen mom who teaches abstinence.

Hey Pal you stick with what works.

ox45tallboy		2012-05-23 03:47:33 PM

"Hello, Texas! I'm Sarah Palin!"

"Damn it, Mom..."

blahpers		2012-05-23 04:01:55 PM

DeltaPunch: Bristol Palin: Didn't Pass Trigg

i870.photobucket.com

Boxcutta		2012-05-23 04:16:36 PM

Jackson Herring: Bristol Palin: Life's a Tripp

I see the same creative staff at Lifetime who brought us, "Mother, May I Sleep with Danger?" is still on the payroll.

Hobodeluxe		2012-05-23 05:49:16 PM

rufus-t-firefly: HotWingConspiracy: Didn't the last show expose her "I'm a rootin tootin huntin mamma" shtick as complete crap?

She didn't know how to shoot or hunt.

This is the grifting daughter of the grifter, not the original grifter.

well to be fair her dad was a grifter too. he used to take them across the border to Canada for free health care. so she comes by it honest.

stoli n coke		2012-05-24 12:35:23 AM

Boxcutta: Jackson Herring: Bristol Palin: Life's a Tripp

I see the same creative staff at Lifetime who brought us, "Mother, May I Sleep with Danger?" is still on the payroll.

Well, the couldn't go with "Bristol Palin: Tard and Feathered." Unless they put one of her kids in a chicken suit.

quatchi		2012-05-24 04:56:27 AM

Dr Dreidel: Unwed teenage mom famous for being the unwed teenage mom of a Family Values^TM politician will have a reality show about being an unwed early-20s mom.

And liberals are the ones destroying the fabric of society. Mmmm hmmmm.

// french-fried derpatoes

A heaping helping of THIS.

Also, that kid is doomed.

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2012-05-24 02:44:41 PM

"Palin" and "reality" are two words that don't belong in the same sentence

/mutually exclusive concepts

Mr. Coffee Nerves		2012-05-24 02:50:51 PM

I'd say we're about two years from the Playboy shoot, four from the Hustler, seven from her doing porn with Octomom & a squad of heavily tattooed Maori tribesmen and by 2025 she'll come to your bachelor party and let all the groomsmen give her a Guatemalan Monkey Squat for a box of Little Debbie "Be My Valentine" cakes.

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