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(Tea Party Tribune)   The fact that, un-vetted, "Barak Hussein Obama" was just elected the President of the United States of America and that we landed a man on the moon, sent spacecraft to the outer regions of space, etc., makes this strategy possible   (teapartytribune.com) divider line 97
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2012-05-23 08:49:52 AM
All of which translates into trillions of new jobs annually, continually creating new technology with less of a tax bite for all citizens and tax rebates available annually to all citizens, as in the Alaska energy experience; after all it's our natural resources.

check it out. Teabaggers are advocating socialist redistribution of wealth and collective ownership of natural resources.

lol
 
2012-05-23 09:01:51 AM
Really, though, it's quite simple to harvest all the oil we'd ever need from the shelf, and then we'd all live like kings. Easy money.

First I'm gonna put a bell on this cat, and then I'm gonna do it.
 
2012-05-23 09:04:11 AM
Should Barack Obama be allowed on the 2012 Presidential Ballot?

No (89%, 3,112 Votes)
Yes (10%, 351 Votes)
Undecided (1%, 44 Votes)
Total Voters: 3,509

Silly Tea Partiers, they have irrevocably tarnished the name of a pivotal moment in your nations history.
 
2012-05-23 09:30:10 AM
Uh .... huh. They want to replace all taxes with a wealth sharing program? Sounds like socialism.
 
2012-05-23 10:04:53 AM
Trillions of jobs?
 
2012-05-23 10:15:33 AM
We create money for American expenditures currently in two methods:

1. by Taxation;

2. by Printing;


Holy shiat you're stupid.
 
2012-05-23 10:17:16 AM
i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-05-23 10:21:25 AM

DamnYankees: 1. by Taxation;


somebody thinks taxation "creates" money?
 
2012-05-23 10:22:36 AM
Thanks a lot "President" Balack Fartyface
 
2012-05-23 10:26:14 AM

Jackson Herring: Thanks a lot "President" Balack Fartyface


"Presidebt" you mean.
 
2012-05-23 10:36:08 AM
We get it. He's Blah.
 
2012-05-23 10:36:51 AM

Aarontology: All of which translates into trillions of new jobs annually, continually creating new technology with less of a tax bite for all citizens and tax rebates available annually to all citizens, as in the Alaska energy experience; after all it's our natural resources.

check it out. Teabaggers are advocating socialist redistribution of wealth and collective ownership of natural resources.

lol

Trillions

of jobs? Seriously?
 
2012-05-23 10:37:13 AM
who is greenlighting this crap?
 
2012-05-23 10:38:56 AM

Cake Hunter: Trillions of jobs?


Shhh. Intergalactic outsourcing. Really... you don't want to know.
 
2012-05-23 10:40:29 AM

Mr_Fabulous: Cake Hunter: Trillions of jobs?

Shhh. Intergalactic outsourcing. Really... you don't want to know.


Don't blame me I voted for Kodos.
 
2012-05-23 10:40:30 AM

qorkfiend: Aarontology: All of which translates into trillions of new jobs annually, continually creating new technology with less of a tax bite for all citizens and tax rebates available annually to all citizens, as in the Alaska energy experience; after all it's our natural resources.

check it out. Teabaggers are advocating socialist redistribution of wealth and collective ownership of natural resources.

lol

Trillions of jobs? Seriously?


Either Aaron took creative license with the article, which was quite retarded in its own right, or the author just changed it to read "millions".
 
2012-05-23 10:40:48 AM
Your blog sucks.

/Clicked and saw a scrolling comment section to the right
//Filled with lulz
///Reverend Wright is a "SHIAT DISTURBER"
 
2012-05-23 10:41:17 AM
media.tumblr.com
 
2012-05-23 10:41:23 AM
Imagine if, President J.F. Kennedy, President L.B. Johnson, President R.M.
Nixon, President G. Ford, President James Carter, President Ronald Reagan,
President H.W. Bush, President W.J. Clinton, President G.W. Bush or our
current President Barack Hussein Obama, or any of the prior Congresses,



I find it odd that the editor didn't catch that the author is not consistant in initials vs. full names. Weird pattern of whether to use the full name or not.
 
2012-05-23 10:41:28 AM

MFAWG: who is greenlighting this crap?


I don't know, but there's a whole lot of stupid going on today.
 
2012-05-23 10:41:38 AM

coeyagi: qorkfiend: Aarontology: All of which translates into trillions of new jobs annually, continually creating new technology with less of a tax bite for all citizens and tax rebates available annually to all citizens, as in the Alaska energy experience; after all it's our natural resources.

check it out. Teabaggers are advocating socialist redistribution of wealth and collective ownership of natural resources.

lol

Trillions of jobs? Seriously?

Either Aaron took creative license with the article, which was quite retarded in its own right, or the author just changed it to read "millions".


It is the Tea Party. I wouldn't put a "trillions of jobs" claim past them...
 
2012-05-23 10:42:03 AM

hillbillypharmacist: Jackson Herring: Thanks a lot "President" Balack Fartyface

"Presidebt" you mean.


Dangit, sorry. Common typo.
 
2012-05-23 10:42:37 AM
www.corvetteblogger.com
Now he has been vetted.

www.delawareonline.com
and Biden has been Amed

pootiac?
 
2012-05-23 10:43:52 AM
Are they really doing this? Are they trying to say the presidential incumbent is inexperienced and unvetted? Are they retarded?
 
2012-05-23 10:44:27 AM

JusticeandIndependence: I find it odd that the editor didn't catch that the author is not consistant in initials vs. full names. Weird pattern of whether to use the full name or not.


Why would you assume an editor looked at this?
 
2012-05-23 10:45:03 AM

Bloody William: Are they really doing this? Are they trying to say the presidential incumbent is inexperienced and unvetted? Are they retarded?


Yes.
 
2012-05-23 10:45:12 AM
Under President FDR and ultimately under President Richard M. Nixon the USA
went off the "Gold Standard" and we were all propelled into the "Petroleum
Standard", Black Gold Standard. The United States of America has been
loosing the economic battle ever since; which is obvious by our insolvency,
which is debt driven. It is time to recreate the Gold Standard with our
Black Gold; until we eliminate petroleum from our western culture and
ultimately the world and welcome with open arms, energy that is
environmentally and humanly friendly.


Let's base our economy entirely on petroleum until we entirely eliminate petroleum from our economy.


Ooooookay.
 
2012-05-23 10:45:50 AM
Un-vetted?

Are these the same people who

t1.gstatic.com
 
2012-05-23 10:45:54 AM

PanicMan: JusticeandIndependence: I find it odd that the editor didn't catch that the author is not consistant in initials vs. full names. Weird pattern of whether to use the full name or not.

Why would you assume an editor looked at this?


Or that a Tea Party Tribune editor is even capable of fixing grammar and spelling.
 
2012-05-23 10:46:05 AM
Oh my God! Winterwhile has a blog!
 
2012-05-23 10:48:15 AM

Bloody William: Are they really doing this? Are they trying to say the presidential incumbent is inexperienced and unvetted? Are they retarded?


I could pull out no less than 200 google images from rallies that would prove that very claim.
 
2012-05-23 10:48:45 AM

Slaxl: Should Barack Obama be allowed on the 2012 Presidential Ballot?

No (89%, 3,112 Votes)
Yes (10%, 351 Votes)
Undecided (1%, 44 Votes)
Total Voters: 3,509

Silly Tea Partiers, they have irrevocably tarnished the name of a pivotal moment in your nations history.


You know what they say: 3000 Tea Partiers can't be wrong!
 
2012-05-23 10:49:03 AM

clambam: Oh my God! Winterwhile has a blog!


Nah, no mention about how Obama is raping his grandmother's knee. Now, 10 lbs of dairy product, maybe.
 
2012-05-23 10:50:01 AM
I fully expect this on WND in a few days. But the article will include the pop-up birther-book ads, and a 'special introductory' OCS land purchase option.
 
2012-05-23 10:50:57 AM

Arkanaut: Slaxl: Should Barack Obama be allowed on the 2012 Presidential Ballot?

No (89%, 3,112 Votes)
Yes (10%, 351 Votes)
Undecided (1%, 44 Votes)
Total Voters: 3,509

Silly Tea Partiers, they have irrevocably tarnished the name of a pivotal moment in your nations history.

You know what they say: 3000 Tea Partiers can't be wrong!


That's over double the number that sent in emails to the AZ SoS and look what he did. Imagine what they'll do with over 3,000.
 
2012-05-23 10:52:04 AM
The suggestion itself (expand oil extraction in various ways) is not without merit, but most of the supporting argument is. We need to make a rule where only people with a basic knowledge of how extraction works and the timetables and energies involved are allowed to have their crazy theories linked to FARK, I know we're all about silliness but that this made my head hurt.
 
2012-05-23 10:52:27 AM
So sad; so hate-filled.

I wonder how many Teabaggers die of coronaries, strokes, and murder-suicides per year compared to other political parties.
 
2012-05-23 10:54:29 AM
img402.imageshack.us
 
2012-05-23 10:55:14 AM
Always been curious on why some people push this "unvetted" line about Obama.

You'd think someone would have vetted Obama when he ran for Senate. Or during the 2008 primary. Or during the general election.
 
2012-05-23 10:55:53 AM

Sock Ruh Tease: [media.tumblr.com image 500x510]


It's funny because "he" can't read anything but a teleprompter.
 
2012-05-23 10:55:53 AM

Vacation Bible School: [img402.imageshack.us image 360x177]


Thanks for appreciating my handiwork.
 
2012-05-23 10:56:14 AM
Now that is an organic, grass-roots movement right there.
 
2012-05-23 10:56:32 AM
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2012-05-23 10:56:55 AM

valar_morghulis: So sad; so hate-filled.


The entirety of the American right wing in a nutshell.
 
2012-05-23 10:57:08 AM

Satanic_Hamster: Always been curious on why some people push this "unvetted" line about Obama.

You'd think someone would have vetted Obama when he ran for Senate. Or during the 2008 primary. Or during the general election.


Clearly not. None of his opponents ever had anything to gain from digging in to his past.
 
2012-05-23 10:57:25 AM

Sock Ruh Tease: PanicMan: JusticeandIndependence: I find it odd that the editor didn't catch that the author is not consistant in initials vs. full names. Weird pattern of whether to use the full name or not.

Why would you assume an editor looked at this?

Or that a Tea Party Tribune editor is even capable of fixing grammar and spelling.


I'm trying to read it now. The grammar and spelling errors are the least of the problems.
 
2012-05-23 10:58:52 AM

Sock Ruh Tease: Vacation Bible School: [img402.imageshack.us image 360x177]

Thanks for appreciating my handiwork.


Excellent work! Would PRNTSCRN again!+++++++++++


Why is "Barack Hussein Obama" in scare quotes?
 
2012-05-23 11:01:06 AM

Vacation Bible School: Why is "Barack Hussein Obama" in scare quotes?


images.sodahead.com
Because he's a "scary" "government nig... ahh, um, uh..."
 
2012-05-23 11:01:41 AM
This article is crammed full of derp. Somehow in the author's mind, they could jump from "Taxes" as being 1 of 2 methods to "create money for American expenditures" to a " 3rd method to generate, now, "Trillions" of dollars to finance our American lifestyles, reduce our balance of payments and restore America as the vanguard to the world".

Even if the government allowed a free-for-all in the oil and gas industry, none of that money would reach government coffers if it wasn't for taxes....

And as for printing money....meh , I'll give it a rest.
 
2012-05-23 11:01:47 AM

Bloody William: Are they really doing this? Are they trying to say the presidential incumbent is inexperienced and unvetted? Are they retarded?


Ask us who was buried in Grant's Tomb, it's the tougher question.
 
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