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(Some Guy)		Yankees to hand out free toothbrushes to first 1,000 fans with teeth (callofthegreenmonster.typepad.com)		29
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ThatGuyGreg		2012-05-23 10:54:05 AM

Your blog sucks.

/so does your baseball team

FreakinB		2012-05-23 11:59:33 AM

Because when I think of the ways us New Yorkers are stereotyped, "toothless" is certainly what comes to mind. Yup. Toothlessness and New York go together like lasagna and Japan.

Nightsweat		2012-05-23 12:07:13 PM

So no Packers fans, then?

enry		2012-05-23 12:10:03 PM

I can see Fenway park out my window and I don't think that poorly of Yankees fans.

H31N0US		2012-05-23 12:14:09 PM

If they gave them out to black people at fenway they's have about 900 left over.

uber humper		2012-05-23 12:14:15 PM

idesofmarch		2012-05-23 12:15:15 PM

Herp dee herp derp, I writes like that onions interpage. Go Sox!

Harv72b		2012-05-23 12:15:36 PM

FreakinB: Toothlessness and New York go together like lasagna and Japan.

This brought to mind an unholy hybrid of Godzilla and Garfield.

I need to start doing drugs again. This is scaring me.

rjakobi		2012-05-23 12:29:23 PM

FreakinB: Because when I think of the ways us New Yorkers are stereotyped, "toothless" is certainly what comes to mind. Yup. Toothlessness and New York go together like lasagna and Japan.

I just did a GIS for Japanese Lasagna and it's all your fault.

natural316		2012-05-23 12:44:14 PM

H31N0US: If they gave them out to black people at fenway they's have about 900 left over.

And they'd have to be called "teef"

The Face Of Oblivion		2012-05-23 12:54:42 PM

A Boston blog is calling Yankees fans low-class? Oh lawd.

When the average New Yorker is a badly tattooed, chain-smoking, consonant-skipping, bloated, methadone-begging mick reject with an inferiority complex, maybe Boston fans can try to address an equal.

Wise_Guy		2012-05-23 01:03:38 PM

H31N0US: If they gave them out to black people at fenway they's have about 900 left over.

i.imgur.com

El Brujo		2012-05-23 01:03:42 PM

The Face Of Oblivion: A Boston blog is calling Yankees fans low-class? Oh lawd.

When the average New Yorker is a badly tattooed, chain-smoking, consonant-skipping, bloated, methadone-begging mick reject with an inferiority complex, maybe Boston fans can try to address an equal.

Yeah, but at least they're white.

robsul82		2012-05-23 01:32:17 PM

Uh, what?

Donnchadha		2012-05-23 01:34:04 PM

Dental experts applaud the measure. "This is a step in the right direction," said Perry O. Dontal, head of the United Dental Association.

Really? Perry O. Dontal? You couldn't even come up with a plausible name that wasn't an obvious pun?

Your blog sucks

4NTLRZ		2012-05-23 01:50:05 PM

Just a shot across the Yankee bow in what is becoming this year's race to get out of the AL East basement.

Robo Beat		2012-05-23 01:52:07 PM

Are you sure you're not thinking of the Braves, Subby?

Moopy Mac		2012-05-23 02:03:36 PM

FreakinB: Because when I think of the ways us New Yorkers are stereotyped, "toothless" is certainly what comes to mind. Yup. Toothlessness and New York go together like lasagna and Japan.

I think your problem is equating "New Yorker" stereotypes with Yankee fan stereotypes.

/Almost $2B of taxpayer money so that the Yankees wouldn't move to...?

hbk72777		2012-05-23 02:08:22 PM

FreakinB: Because when I think of the ways us New Yorkers are stereotyped, "toothless" is certainly what comes to mind. Yup. Toothlessness and New York go together like lasagna and Japan.

Exactly. If this was a NASCAR promo, then it'd be funny.

/makes as much sense as handing cleaning supplies to San Francisco Giants fans

Rex_Banner		2012-05-23 02:34:09 PM

So we're just attaching any random stereotype to any random group of people now? Ok then

H31N0US		2012-05-23 03:08:59 PM

Rex_Banner: So we're just attaching any random stereotype to any random group of people now? Ok then

You know how those jews are with their fried chicken and canollis...alcoholics too, the lot of them.

PsyLord		2012-05-23 04:19:18 PM

Not as challenging as handing them out at a NY Rangers game.

The Bestest		2012-05-23 05:09:19 PM

OK, that's TWICE now I've seen this horrible blog linked, and this submission is even worse than the last; hell, this one doesn't even make SENSE!

Out yourself, submin.

The Bestest		2012-05-23 05:11:00 PM

..wait wait.. and posted to MAIN on top of that? Really?

/Really?!

Clemkadidlefark		2012-05-23 05:41:22 PM

I prefer Bat Day

should use it at the airports for Civilian Counter-Terrorist Patrol

check in, get a free bat

Rex_Banner		2012-05-23 05:53:03 PM

H31N0US: Rex_Banner: So we're just attaching any random stereotype to any random group of people now? Ok then

You know how those jews are with their fried chicken and canollis...alcoholics too, the lot of them.

At least they're not as conniving as those damn lumberjacks. You just can't trust those guys

Harv72b		2012-05-23 05:57:05 PM

Rex_Banner: At least they're not as conniving as those damn lumberjacks. You just can't trust those guys

Hey! I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay!