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(Science Daily)   New TB test promises to be just like your mom   ( divider line
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3459 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 May 2012 at 11:47 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-05-23 11:48:44 AM  
Bottomless?? Cold? Ineffective? Limp?
2012-05-23 11:50:09 AM  

ChipNASA: Bottomless?? Cold? Ineffective? Limp?

Needs lots of pricks.
2012-05-23 11:50:28 AM  

ChipNASA: Bottomless?? Cold? Ineffective? Limp?

Sorry, that was my fault. She'll get over it in a week or so.
2012-05-23 11:51:24 AM  
Inaccurate with a lot of false positives?
2012-05-23 11:51:43 AM  
Neurotic, overbearing, and moody?
2012-05-23 11:54:05 AM  
available all over town?
2012-05-23 11:56:01 AM  
So the test will make a long winded response to a simple question?
2012-05-23 11:57:28 AM  
Up all night sucking cock?
2012-05-23 11:57:59 AM  
Dead? Jebus christ subby have some class.
2012-05-23 11:59:15 AM  
Leaves me with oozing blisters the next day?
2012-05-23 12:11:08 PM  
Moody around the holidays?
2012-05-23 12:13:03 PM  
An irritating little prick?

I believe you've just described my cousin, my mom is a classy lady.

/skittles and rainbows
//no seriously, she's an orchestral classical musician
///if that's not classy I dunno what is
2012-05-23 12:15:59 PM  
They invented a TB test that will call me everyday with inane stories while simultaneously complaining that "you never call your mother anymore"? I think I'll stick with the PPD shot.
2012-05-23 12:30:56 PM  
My mom is not reliable.
2012-05-23 12:34:35 PM  

WesternAddition: My mom is not reliable.

You're Telling ME!!!

/BIE, EIP!!!
2012-05-23 12:49:17 PM  
Guess that test doesn't know who my daddy is either. :(
2012-05-23 01:19:18 PM  
Cold, abusive and uncaring?
Causes lots of bruises?
Leaves me on my estranged father's door step at 3am when I was 5?
2012-05-23 01:22:36 PM  
Didn't they make a new test for TB a couple of years ago that changes the speed of the test?
2012-05-23 01:27:09 PM  
Longhaired, goofy and driving a Toyota?

/my mom rules
2012-05-23 01:34:18 PM  
I just took the first part of a TB test today (I have to take them once a year with my medication).

It's easy -- they inject a small bit of "some drug" into your arm and tell you to come back in three days. If you don't have a red ring around the injection site .... you're clean.

I suppose it would be nice to know right away.
2012-05-23 03:02:02 PM  
Nagging, prying, and incapable of jumping to the correct conclusion with a homing beacon and a jetpack?

I'll take the old test, thanks.
2012-05-23 04:13:22 PM  
Had the old style TB test about 2 years ago at work. Turned up positive. Had the x-rays (lungs are fine)and took the meds (made me sick) but i still think i was allergic to something in the test shot. I'd be interested in taking this new version at some point, but my work doesn't test it's office workers anymore.

btw, my mother is a great woman. She was very cool in the 60's. Very Emma Peel, drove a MGB. Why she got pregnant and married my father i'll never know. Oh because it was the late 60's and abortion wasn't legal. Oh and because they were (and still are) in love. Yay for me. I guess...

/wanders off, coughing...
2012-05-23 05:03:47 PM  
Why would a tb test need a cavernous vagina?
2012-05-23 09:41:51 PM

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