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(Deadspin)   Once again, never underestimate the moves of an NFL player on DWTS   (deadspin.com) divider line 45
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2012-05-23 11:33:39 AM
Why is this in the Sports tab?
 
2012-05-23 11:35:15 AM
PACKERS!!! WOOOO

Yep this was all about his skill dancing, and had nothing to do with rabid fans voting 20 times each for DD.
 
2012-05-23 11:35:20 AM
Driving With Turn Signal?
 
2012-05-23 11:37:25 AM
How is it any surprise that a football player is light on his feet? Aren't they trained to be so?
 
2012-05-23 11:42:24 AM
DD is awesome. as a player, as a person, as a dancer.

Great things come from wisconsin. Like NFL Mvps, MLB mvps. Amazing race winners, Daytona 500 winner. and that crappy thing called a LOMBARDI TROPHY!

I am also from wisconsin, and awesome
 
2012-05-23 11:44:00 AM

kkinnison: DD is awesome. as a player, as a person, as a dancer.

Great things come from wisconsin. Like NFL Mvps, MLB mvps. Amazing race winners, Daytona 500 winner. and that crappy thing called a LOMBARDI TROPHY!

I am also from wisconsin, and awesome


You're fat.
 
2012-05-23 11:44:14 AM
My wife is like... they have had enough football players win on DWTS, they shouldn't invite them on anymore.

After being forced to watch the entire series, I think the best dancer was voted off last week (Maria Munoz).
 
2012-05-23 11:57:12 AM

dwrash:
After being forced to watch the entire series, I think the best dancer was voted off last week (Maria Munoz).


forced to watch? What's not to like about smoking hot dancer chicks in very little clothing?

But you are correct Maria was by far the best dancer, also the best looking "Star". Just don't maker her laugh.
 
2012-05-23 12:02:19 PM

DoBeDoBeDo: But you are correct Maria was by far the best dancer, also the best looking "Star". Just don't maker her laugh.


I don't know if I agree about her being the best dancer but she certainly is easy on the eyes. OMG don't make her laugh.

Between Katherine, William and Donald, it came down to the freestyle, and Donald totally kicked ass.

It's interesting to see the pro women and their costumes as the season progresses. With the ratings they get, there is no reason for the wardrobe department to skimp on material. But I'm glad they do.
 
2012-05-23 12:08:40 PM
He was very, very good, but I can't believe the opera singer didn't win.
 
2012-05-23 12:18:24 PM

dwrash: My wife is like... they have had enough football players win on DWTS, they shouldn't invite them on anymore.

After being forced to watch the entire series, I think the best dancer was voted off last week (Maria Munoz).


You mean Maria Menounos? How you mistake those two surnames?
 
2012-05-23 12:21:26 PM

kkinnison: DD is awesome. as a player, as a person, as a dancer.

Great things come from wisconsin. Like NFL Mvps, MLB mvps. Amazing race winners, Daytona 500 winner. and that crappy thing called a LOMBARDI TROPHY!

I am also from wisconsin, and awesome


And drunks. Don't forget loads and loads of drunks.
 
2012-05-23 12:22:31 PM

McManus_brothers: dwrash: My wife is like... they have had enough football players win on DWTS, they shouldn't invite them on anymore.

After being forced to watch the entire series, I think the best dancer was voted off last week (Maria Munoz).

You mean Maria Menounos? How you mistake those two surnames?


Google failure?... I typed it in and it was the first thing that came back and they sound kind of the same.

my bad.
 
2012-05-23 12:24:12 PM

Kenae: kkinnison: DD is awesome. as a player, as a person, as a dancer.

Great things come from wisconsin. Like NFL Mvps, MLB mvps. Amazing race winners, Daytona 500 winner. and that crappy thing called a LOMBARDI TROPHY!

I am also from wisconsin, and awesome

And drunks. Don't forget loads and loads of drunks.



Yes, but awesome drunks
 
2012-05-23 12:30:46 PM

dwrash: My wife is like... they have had enough football players win on DWTS, they shouldn't invite them on anymore.


Maybe they should handicap it next year, and put William (The Refrigerator) Perry on the show, just to give non-football players a chance.
 
2012-05-23 12:34:35 PM
I think it will be amusing when photos show the Mirror Ball trophy next to the Lombardi trophy.
 
2012-05-23 12:36:36 PM

BigBooper: PACKERS!!! WOOOO


"PACKERS!! PACKERS WON THE SUPERBOWL!!!"
 
2012-05-23 12:43:38 PM
... and the pussification of the NFL continues ...
 
2012-05-23 12:48:32 PM

dwrash: My wife is like... they have had enough football players win on DWTS, they shouldn't invite them on anymore.

After being forced to watch the entire series, I think the best dancer was voted off last week (Maria Munoz).


Chad Johnson haz a sad...
 
2012-05-23 12:50:23 PM

chuklz: kkinnison: DD is awesome. as a player, as a person, as a dancer.

Great things come from wisconsin. Like NFL Mvps, MLB mvps. Amazing race winners, Daytona 500 winner. and that crappy thing called a LOMBARDI TROPHY!

I am also from wisconsin, and awesome

You're fat.


Which means he enjoys great beer and sausage. Which makes him ... awesome.

/Also from Wisconsin
//Not tremendously fat, but getting larger over time
/// ... and not ashamed at all
 
2012-05-23 12:51:39 PM
He's going to be in a good mood when he gets released, at least.

/Congrats DD
//Pack fan
 
2012-05-23 12:58:34 PM
Dancing with the Stars? MAAAAAAN I SOOO DON'T CARE.
 
2012-05-23 01:01:38 PM

Pfighting Polish: chuklz: kkinnison: DD is awesome. as a player, as a person, as a dancer.

Great things come from wisconsin. Like NFL Mvps, MLB mvps. Amazing race winners, Daytona 500 winner. and that crappy thing called a LOMBARDI TROPHY!

I am also from wisconsin, and awesome

You're fat.

Which means he enjoys great beer and sausage. Which makes him ... awesome.

/Also from Wisconsin
//Not tremendously fat, but getting larger over time
/// ... and not ashamed at all


Apparently I'm the only person who lost weight living in Wisconsin. Then again, when you swear off cheese and beer, your options are fairly limited.

/Driver's good people
 
2012-05-23 01:02:54 PM

JustSeanV67: Dancing with the Stars? MAAAAAAN I SOOO DON'T CARE.


Here's my take on that. Unlike other mindless, boring stupid, reality shows, at least by the end of DWTS somebody learned how to dance.
 
2012-05-23 01:12:42 PM

Crewmannumber6: JustSeanV67: Dancing with the Stars? MAAAAAAN I SOOO DON'T CARE.

Here's my take on that. Unlike other mindless, boring stupid, reality shows, at least by the end of DWTS somebody learned how to dance.


As least they don't knock up their partners like in Skating with Celebrities.
 
2012-05-23 01:20:49 PM

demonfaerie: I think it will be amusing when photos show the Mirror Ball trophy next to the Lombardi trophy.


And the Gobbler.

i171.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-23 01:24:29 PM

Pfighting Polish: Which means he enjoys great beer and sausage. Which makes him ... awesome.


just like your mom

/sorry, I had to
//can't believe you farkers let him get away with posting that
///people round here are getting slow
 
2012-05-23 01:37:52 PM
My wife and daughter watch this show. I can see the entertainment value if that's your thing, but every season it's the same thing: the "stars" consist of four soap opera actors, three movie actors who used to be famous 20+ years ago, two boy band members, two ABC reality show personalities, one teenager from a Disney Channel show, one current or former NFL player and one other athlete. One of the judges will inevitably proclaim that this group is the show's best ever, and the NFL player will finish in the top three.
 
2012-05-23 02:22:33 PM
So based on the information I've gathered from Fark, the options for retired football players are

1) Reality Television.
2) Suicide.

Or, if you're Lawrence Taylor, sex with underage prostitutes.
 
2012-05-23 02:56:05 PM

dwrash: My wife is like... they have had enough football players win on DWTS, they shouldn't invite them on anymore.

After being forced to watch the entire series, I think the best dancer was voted off last week (Maria Munoz).


I'm with you, look how many 10's they racked up. Derrick has the routines on the show.
 
2012-05-23 03:15:24 PM
Sometimes it's good to be a cheesehead.

Nah, make that most of the time. At least we're not Illinoiances.
 
2012-05-23 03:31:16 PM
Cheeseheads represent yo!

Anyhow, the ONLY parts of DWTS I've seen have been the individual dances of the football players. Donald knocked the shiat out of Ward (who apparently had broken hips when he performed) and Smith. I mean, I spent a fair amount of time around professional dancers as a young man and he NAILED it.

Hines sucked. Donald rocked.
 
2012-05-23 03:44:39 PM
KellyKellyKelly: Apparently I'm the only person who lost weight living in Wisconsin. Then again, when you swear off cheese and beer, your options are fairly limited.

You say you lost weight and swore off cheese and beer as if you're proud of it. Embrace your roots. Here's an MGD and a cheeseburger. Be a Wisconsinite. Put that weight back on.

qsblues: Pfighting Polish: Which means he enjoys great beer and sausage. Which makes him ... awesome.

just like your mom


Grandfather worked for Miller and Mom made a mean polish sausage for holidays in addition to enjoying a good beer (at an employee-relative discount, no less). And she's awesome. So ... yeah, sounds right to me.

/That one didn't work; gotta be more specific with your attempts at insults
 
2012-05-23 03:57:01 PM

chuklz: kkinnison: DD is awesome. as a player, as a person, as a dancer.

Great things come from wisconsin. Like NFL Mvps, MLB mvps. Amazing race winners, Daytona 500 winner. and that crappy thing called a LOMBARDI TROPHY!

I am also from wisconsin, and awesome

You're fat.


AND Miss 'Merica

/Hands in Man Card
//Is also fat
 
2012-05-23 04:04:12 PM
/s it time for footbal yet?
 
2012-05-23 04:47:00 PM

kiwannabee: So based on the information I've gathered from Fark, the options for retired football players are

1) Reality Television.
2) Suicide.

Or, if you're Lawrence Taylor, sex with underage prostitutes.


LT also did DWTS, so he has #1 covered. For #2... well, just give him time.
 
2012-05-23 04:53:59 PM

Kenae: kkinnison: DD is awesome. as a player, as a person, as a dancer.

Great things come from wisconsin. Like NFL Mvps, MLB mvps. Amazing race winners, Daytona 500 winner. and that crappy thing called a LOMBARDI TROPHY!

I am also from wisconsin, and awesome

And drunks. Don't forget loads and loads of drunks.


I would like to think of us as professional drinkers, not drunks.
 
2012-05-23 05:10:59 PM

kkinnison: DD is awesome. as a player, as a person, as a dancer.

Great things come from wisconsin. Like NFL Mvps, MLB mvps. Amazing race winners, Daytona 500 winner. and that crappy thing called a LOMBARDI TROPHY!

I am also from wisconsin, and awesome


I can vouch for this. He is pretty awesome.

/I am also from Wisconsin
//I am also pretty awesome
 
2012-05-23 05:41:40 PM

Pfighting Polish: KellyKellyKelly: Apparently I'm the only person who lost weight living in Wisconsin. Then again, when you swear off cheese and beer, your options are fairly limited.

You say you lost weight and swore off cheese and beer as if you're proud of it. Embrace your roots. Here's an MGD and a cheeseburger. Be a Wisconsinite. Put that weight back on.

qsblues: Pfighting Polish: Which means he enjoys great beer and sausage. Which makes him ... awesome.

just like your mom

Grandfather worked for Miller and Mom made a mean polish sausage for holidays in addition to enjoying a good beer (at an employee-relative discount, no less). And she's awesome. So ... yeah, sounds right to me.

/That one didn't work; gotta be more specific with your attempts at insults


It wasn't meant as an insult, it's just protocol to toss in a mom joke whenever possible.
I actually like the Packers, fwiw. And beer. And sausages.
 
2012-05-23 05:45:13 PM

Overfiend: kkinnison: DD is awesome. as a player, as a person, as a dancer.

Great things come from wisconsin. Like NFL Mvps, MLB mvps. Amazing race winners, Daytona 500 winner. and that crappy thing called a LOMBARDI TROPHY!

I am also from wisconsin, and awesome

I can vouch for this. He is pretty awesome.

/I am also from Wisconsin
//I am also pretty awesome


Indeed, Donald Driver has the awesomeness. And also, too: Link
 
2012-05-23 06:13:09 PM

Pfighting Polish: KellyKellyKelly: Apparently I'm the only person who lost weight living in Wisconsin. Then again, when you swear off cheese and beer, your options are fairly limited.

You say you lost weight and swore off cheese and beer as if you're proud of it. Embrace your roots. Here's an MGD and a cheeseburger. Be a Wisconsinite. Put that weight back on.


I'm not from Wisconsin, just lived there for 5 years during my 20s. And no, I will NOT put those 130 lbs back on, thankyouverymuch.
 
2012-05-23 06:43:19 PM
People you do realize that Wisconsin is not even remotely close to the fattest state in America. It is like Texas and Mississippi.
 
2012-05-23 07:50:53 PM

demonfaerie: People you do realize that Wisconsin is not even remotely close to the fattest state in America. It is like Texas and Mississippi.


Just like peeing in coke and retard babies because of vaccinations, it's often the first reported story that sticks around for all eternity.
 
2012-05-23 10:37:51 PM

demonfaerie: People you do realize that Wisconsin is not even remotely close to the fattest state in America. It is like Texas and Mississippi.


Yup, we are in the middle of the pack. Other states are just pissed that we eat so much crap (good stuff) and drink so much beer and we are STILL average.
 
2012-05-24 08:46:32 AM
BEHOLD THE POWER OF CHEESE.
 
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