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(New York Daily News)   Beheading and eating your fellow Greyhound passenger is bad, but if the voice of God told you he was an alien and had to be destroyed, well, that's different   (nydailynews.com) divider line 8
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2012-05-23 09:51:34 AM
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Make More Hinjews: / And eating most of them is just impractical.

Just the amount of washing you'd have to do and disinfecting before they're fit to consume makes it cost more than just buying better meat in stores.

/do they still stop every half-hour for smoke breaks, even on cross-country trips? Blech.
2012-05-23 09:50:35 AM
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There can be only one!!!
thesecularity.com
2012-05-23 10:53:11 AM
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HailRobonia: homarjr: I'm not entirely for the death penalty simply because the system can get it wrong sometimes, but this guy needs to go. How he has any sort of freedom is beyond me. Mental illness is no excuse for a horric act like beheading someone on a bus full of innocent people.

I'm not for the death penalty either, but sometimes I think the "you can't execute the insane" school of thought has it backwards. Which is more dangerous to society, a rational person who kills someone but can be reasoned with, or someone who is so mentally deranged they have no connection to reality?


We should just round up all the mentally ill and put them behind electrified fences. Males behind one fence and females behind the other. Drop food from planes and in a few years they will all be gone. They cannot reproduce.
2012-05-23 10:08:09 AM
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ruinevil: Obviously this is Soren Kierkegaard's "teleological suspension of the ethical." The same thing all Abrahamic faiths believe in, when God told Abraham to sacrifice his son for Him.

Your point is 100% valid, but I'm still going to call you a jerk for questioning my deeply held belief that a God described by a millennia old book I've barely even opened is all loving and would never act unethically.
2012-05-23 10:00:09 AM
1 votes:
FTFA/
"Initially, he was not allowed outside, but over the years he has gained more freedom. Last week, a Criminal Code review board decided that Li can start having escorted trips off the hospital grounds and into the nearby city of Selkirk by way of Greyhound Bus."
/made you look
2012-05-23 09:53:41 AM
1 votes:
When you're on the bus and the carnie dude is the non-crazy guy next to you, it's time to get off the bus.
2012-05-23 09:53:27 AM
1 votes:
"Do you see that guy sitting across the aisle? No, don't look. He's an alien. Yeah, really. Look, I usually protect humanity myself, but I need your help on this one. I need you to cut off his head. Yes, seriously. It's the only way to kill these aliens. We're going to need to dispose of the body too. Do you mind eating him?"
2012-05-23 09:53:14 AM
1 votes:
Wendigo
 
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