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(YouTube)   Remember when big plastic eggs had pantyhose in them? These are so much better (NSFW)   (youtube.com) divider line 58
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2012-05-23 10:16:12 AM  
Goddamnit Japan.
 
2012-05-23 10:58:48 AM  
Took me a minute to figure out just what the hell they were advertising. I would like to know the translation of the voice over though.

I feel its something like: "Are your personal pleasure sessions getting boring? Are used, schoolgirls panties, tentacle and scat porn just not cutting it for you? Enhance your private time with the single use super rubber jelly love egg..."
 
2012-05-23 11:30:11 AM  
I'm shocked that there was no strobing to go with the stroking.
 
2012-05-23 12:23:51 PM  
For a moment, I thought this was going to be an advertisement for another Apple product.
 
2012-05-23 12:57:42 PM  

Cythraul: For a moment, I thought this was going to be an advertisement for another Apple product.


iFap
 
2012-05-23 12:59:05 PM  
Keep farking that chicken. Ovum.
 
2012-05-23 01:04:39 PM  
i95.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-23 01:08:09 PM  
Naturally, they'll be sold in those vending machines along side the used panties.....
 
2012-05-23 01:14:11 PM  

Endive Wombat: Took me a minute to figure out just what the hell they were advertising. I would like to know the translation of the voice over though.

I feel its something like: "Are your personal pleasure sessions getting boring? Are used, schoolgirls panties, tentacle and scat porn just not cutting it for you? Enhance your private time with the single use super rubber jelly love egg..."


I read that in Phil Hartman's voice.
 
2012-05-23 01:15:45 PM  
At first I was like "Man, those Japanese condoms are weird".

Then I was like "How much for a pallet of those babies?"
 
2012-05-23 01:20:14 PM  
*watches vid*

OK, do they come in mens sizes too?
 
2012-05-23 01:23:24 PM  
Krymson Tyde, got any, umm... further info on the source of that image? I'm conducting... research.
 
2012-05-23 01:44:05 PM  
that is the same material Stretch Armstrong is made from.
 
2012-05-23 01:50:37 PM  
Found some of those while buying toys with an ex-girlfriend. They are pretty good for when no one else is around.
 
2012-05-23 02:07:53 PM  
Leggo my Eggo
 
2012-05-23 02:15:11 PM  
Amazon for the win!
Link
 
2012-05-23 02:24:49 PM  

Ring3577: Amazon for the win!
Link


"get different stokes from different yolks!"
 
2012-05-23 03:07:27 PM  

Cythraul: For a moment, I thought this was going to be an advertisement for another Apple product.


No, no- Apple products screw you.
 
2012-05-23 03:19:43 PM  

Ring3577: Amazon for the win!
Link


fark. shiat. Now amazon knows that I looked at that page. My targeted internet advertisements are going to get terrible.
 
2012-05-23 03:28:36 PM  
Found the perfect advertising jingle for the product Link
 
2012-05-23 03:31:04 PM  
Then there's the Tenga Deep Throat Cup. Link

The "deep throat" cup of the tenga masturbation cup series lets you experience a deep sucking sensation... special valves create a virtual vacuum inside the cup; to deliver an amazing sucking sensation. the top air vent can be left open or closed; with fingertip; depending on your suction perferences. the unique pinched-in shape of the cup helps to achieve an unparalleled tightness. these advanced features combine with an arousing "slurping" sound and vibration give you the feeling that you're enjoying a real deep throat experience. the "hard cup" provides a deep and intense suction combined with a hard tightening action.

Yatta!
 
2012-05-23 03:49:36 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: Krymson Tyde, got any, umm... further info on the source of that image? I'm conducting... research.


Unfortunately I do not.
 
2012-05-23 04:35:34 PM  
I need extra lead in my lube...it's a curse, I can't get off without it.
 
2012-05-23 05:19:06 PM  

Ring3577: Amazon for the win!
Link


At least it's eligible for Prime...
 
2012-05-23 06:17:31 PM  
Meh, I'd try it.
 
2012-05-23 06:18:28 PM  

Bag of Hammers: *watches vid*

OK, do they come in mens sizes too?


+1
 
2012-05-23 06:19:18 PM  
I wondered how those were used

Link

Deal Extreme has them.
 
2012-05-23 06:21:57 PM  

Larofeticus: Ring3577: Amazon for the win!
Link

fark. shiat. Now amazon knows that I looked at that page. My targeted internet advertisements are going to get terrible.


Yeah, how about net time you just provide a screen shot!
 
2012-05-23 06:35:05 PM  

Ceiling Moran: Then there's the Tenga Deep Throat Cup. Link

The "deep throat" cup of the tenga masturbation cup series lets you experience a deep sucking sensation... special valves create a virtual vacuum inside the cup; to deliver an amazing sucking sensation. the top air vent can be left open or closed; with fingertip; depending on your suction perferences. the unique pinched-in shape of the cup helps to achieve an unparalleled tightness. these advanced features combine with an arousing "slurping" sound and vibration give you the feeling that you're enjoying a real deep throat experience. the "hard cup" provides a deep and intense suction combined with a hard tightening action.

Yatta!


yatta, indeed!
 
2012-05-23 06:44:07 PM  
I just stick my dick in a pool drain. What could go wrong?
 
2012-05-23 07:03:30 PM  
You fools, why would you buy just the eggs off amazon when you could get a chicken and have all the sex toys you need?
 
2012-05-23 07:18:03 PM  

Ring3577: Amazon for the win!
Link


Great... now Amazon thinks I want to jack it all the time.

//Can't wait for the next "product suggestion" email to hit my inbox
 
2012-05-23 07:37:16 PM  

PygPharkker: Found the perfect advertising jingle for the product Link


"Come into my tummy"?

Are you SURE this about eggs?

/"Squeezebox" is about an accordion, right?
//oodle doodle
 
2012-05-23 07:49:07 PM  
I'm wearing one right now.
 
2012-05-23 08:10:51 PM  

Ring3577: Amazon for the win!
Link


I like that part: 10 new from $28.62

I'm thinking that there might not be much of a market for used ones, except in Japan.
 
2012-05-23 10:05:20 PM  
So it's a cleaning product for dildos?

/Watched with the sound off.
 
2012-05-23 10:21:19 PM  

To The Escape Zeppelin!: So it's a cleaning product for dildos?

/Watched with the sound off.


Also removes scratches, burrs, divots, and sharp edges.
 
2012-05-23 11:56:48 PM  
www.toplessrobot.com


Yeah. I did. Yeah, it was.
 
2012-05-24 12:32:00 AM  
Rich Cream

wow, I was just about to reference farking a container of Gak
 
2012-05-24 12:40:56 AM  
hmmmmm
 
2012-05-24 01:26:29 AM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-05-24 02:31:51 AM  

ciderczar: You fools, why would you buy just the eggs off amazon when you could get a chicken and have all the sex toys you need?


And then the question would be, who came first, you or the chicken...
 
2012-05-24 02:45:02 AM  
Unless, you know, you have a pantyhose fetish...
 
2012-05-24 02:48:53 AM  
Why would they get a non-Japanese to do the voiceover?
 
2012-05-24 02:53:45 AM  
image.dhgate.com
 
2012-05-24 03:25:59 AM  
FINALLY
 
2012-05-24 05:50:28 AM  
Men are so much harder to market to.
 
2012-05-24 06:23:48 AM  

Ring3577: Amazon for the win!
Link


*clicks link*

Well, that should make my suggestion list on Amazon a bit more interesting...
 
2012-05-24 09:14:06 AM  
I swear to god those cross section views look like they should be on the wall in some Alien OBGYN office.

Honestly though, the diagram makes it look sharp and jagged inside, I keep associating it with metal and that's just an Inquisition waiting to happen...
 
2012-05-24 10:52:55 AM  
This is why Japan has such a low birth rate.
 
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