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(The Age (Melbourne))   Ladies, here is a new product you never knew you needed. Vagina lightening cream   (theage.com.au) divider line 190
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2012-05-22 10:58:28 PM
And why has no one manufactured a ''skin-tightening'' product to improve the turkey giblets look of male genitalia?

Thankfully, the Australian media is willing to ask the questions that the American media just won't touch.
 
2012-05-22 11:22:07 PM
They already have anal bleaching. I think we all knew this day would come.
 
2012-05-22 11:35:53 PM
Man, if only I could shoot lightening from my vagina. That would be, like, six different kinds of awesome.
 
2012-05-22 11:39:35 PM
Because, seriously... it's dark in there

/what?
 
2012-05-22 11:58:41 PM
I've lightened a vagina or three with a nice bright whitewalling if you know what I mean...
 
2012-05-23 12:12:39 AM
I totally got excited when I misread that as tightening.
 
2012-05-23 04:07:07 AM
Vagina lightening cream isn't as necessary as areola pinkening cream.
 
2012-05-23 04:09:57 AM
Some women really do have heavy vaginas....
 
2012-05-23 04:10:03 AM
Lightening bolt! Lightening bolt!
 
2012-05-23 04:14:00 AM

susansto-helit: Benevolent Misanthrope: Man, if only I could shoot lightening from my vagina. That would be, like, six different kinds of awesome.

Greatest. Sith. Ever.


The remote strangling action gets rather bizarro though.
 
2012-05-23 04:14:42 AM
www.theforce.net
 
2012-05-23 04:15:44 AM
Remember, guys. Getting tanned if you are white is fine but getting pale if you are brown is "distasteful".
 
2012-05-23 04:16:20 AM
As a guy who lives in Asia, allow me to say; it's not just India. It's China, Korea, Japan too. Darker skin is seen as undesirable for 2 reasons:

A. Often their skin gets gradually darker with age. So white skin is seen as youthful and healthy.

(2) Filipinos and other South Pacific types are dark, and they are viewed as Children of a Lesser God because of their poverty and generally low education.

www.dealspot.ph

/ and most women don't need much encouragement to be self hating.
 
2012-05-23 04:16:58 AM
Is this what Sammy Sosa's been swimming in?
 
2012-05-23 04:19:25 AM

Little.Alex: As a guy who lives in Asia, allow me to say; it's not just India. It's China, Korea, Japan too. Darker skin is seen as undesirable for 2 reasons:

A. Often their skin gets gradually darker with age. So white skin is seen as youthful and healthy.

(2) Filipinos and other South Pacific types are dark, and they are viewed as Children of a Lesser God because of their poverty and generally low education.

[www.dealspot.ph image 493x300]

/ and most women don't need much encouragement to be self hating.


I noticed and was amused by this the first time I went to a country with a large Indian/Asian population. White people spend money on tanning or dyeing themselves orange and all around the rest of the world people are bleaching themselves whiter.
 
2012-05-23 04:23:30 AM

HotWingAgenda: I totally got excited when I misread that as tightening.


I read it as "lighting" and immediately had visions of a reading light poking out as the clit, bent down and lighting the vag up like some kind of Goth Sex Stage complete with pussy curtains. But I'm le tired so... there it is.
 
2012-05-23 04:25:00 AM
Haters gonna hate.

/these people should be more concerned with their living conditions than their skin color.
 
2012-05-23 04:25:58 AM

Little.Alex: As a guy who lives in Asia, allow me to say; it's not just India. It's China, Korea, Japan too.


See, this one frustrates the heck out of me. Especially with the Japanese. Don't get me wrong, I think that pale skinned Japanese girls do look very beautiful but many Japanese girls also seem to tan perfectly. Unlike pasty white Caucasians like me who just kinda go pink when we tan, Japanese seem to go this beautiful dark brown. That combined with their seemingly natural good skin is a winning combo in my book.

Having been over several times I have seen so very, very few tanned girls and it saddens me a little. Still though, my personal opinion is that as long as people are not harming themselves in the pursuit of lighter or darker skin then let them have at it. Sadly I think that many probably do harm themselves to some degree either from chemicals or causing vitamin D deficiency from lack of sun exposure.

/Also doesn't get why women would want to lighten their vagina's
//Dark colored labia look really appealing to me.
/Then again, pretty much any labia look appealing to me.
 
2012-05-23 04:27:55 AM

Crudbucket:
White people spend money on tanning or dyeing themselves orange and all around the rest of the world people are bleaching themselves whiter.


It's beautiful, in a way. Everyone being happy with themselves would be best, but I guess everyone hating themselves is equality in its own way.

Personally, I'm quite pale and regard the sun as my enemy. No melanoma for me, thanks.
 
2012-05-23 04:28:44 AM
There is something to the theory behind the product. Almost all people want to look appealing, be it getting a tan, styling or dying hair, to wearing make up, to dressing nice, or landscaping the down below. Why are some of these perfectly find but others not?

What is it with that part of society that thinks everyone should expressly not want to look their best for the consideration of others or their own peace of mind?

We get pissed at or shun people who don't shower, who have horrible breath, yellowed teeth, moles sprouting hairs that are 5 times as thick and long as a typical hair...some of these people we avoid like the plague. We can't help it, some of these things are physically disturbing to the people who have to witness them first hand. It's not a conscious choice, it's just "ick", and cannot be controlled. Sure, we don't outright tell people to go fix themselves, but we can't help our reaction to the stimuli.

But a guy who likes a smooth or trimmed pelvic area is somehow evil and misogynistic?(and a pedo if fark threads are to be believed).

A woman that looks at herself in the mirror and doesn't like a bit of darker skin that in comparison looks dingy or dirty is suddenly a victim? Where's the crusade against a mole removal, or hair dye/styling?

Accept people for who they are? Sure.
Doesn't mean people should not try to look their best, or improve an area or three for their own self confidence, or as a gift for a lover.
 
2012-05-23 04:29:32 AM

Crudbucket: Little.Alex: As a guy who lives in Asia, allow me to say; it's not just India. It's China, Korea, Japan too. Darker skin is seen as undesirable for 2 reasons:

A. Often their skin gets gradually darker with age. So white skin is seen as youthful and healthy.

(2) Filipinos and other South Pacific types are dark, and they are viewed as Children of a Lesser God because of their poverty and generally low education.

[www.dealspot.ph image 493x300]

/ and most women don't need much encouragement to be self hating.

I noticed and was amused by this the first time I went to a country with a large Indian/Asian population. White people spend money on tanning or dyeing themselves orange and all around the rest of the world people are bleaching themselves whiter.


Dark skin is also an indicator of peasantry, ie they spend their day out in the rice fields or whatever.
 
2012-05-23 04:36:11 AM

Little.Alex: As a guy who lives in Asia, allow me to say; it's not just India. It's China, Korea, Japan too. Darker skin is seen as undesirable for 2 reasons:

A. Often their skin gets gradually darker with age. So white skin is seen as youthful and healthy.

(2) Filipinos and other South Pacific types are dark, and they are viewed as Children of a Lesser God because of their poverty and generally low education.

[www.dealspot.ph image 493x300]

/ and most women don't need much encouragement to be self hating.


... or you could just have gone with: "They all wanna look like Whitey."

World-white phenomenon.
 
2012-05-23 04:36:29 AM
here's the commercial.

Link
 
2012-05-23 04:36:59 AM
Hey, Amrit, that's awesome you're so upset by women doing things you don't like. If only they were smart enough to do what they wanted with their own bodies the right way! The way you decide.
 
2012-05-23 04:37:17 AM
WTF did I just read?

/pink
 
2012-05-23 04:44:44 AM
I never met a vagina I did not like and frankly was usually tickled shiatless just to be near one back when such things were important to me...so this article strikes me as kind of weird.
 
2012-05-23 04:45:16 AM
I'd sit around hating the colour of my skin as well, except I am alabaster white skinned,

So instead I sit around hating myself because others aren't white, or for what my ancestors did or something. I can't quite remember the details, I just remember I have to hate myself so others feel better.
 
2012-05-23 04:45:28 AM
Girls, guys can give you a creamy white lotion for free. You can take it internally or externally. It's also full of vitamins and protein.
 
2012-05-23 04:46:09 AM
www.waakao.com
 
2012-05-23 04:46:24 AM

Facetious_Speciest: If only they were smart enough to do what they wanted with their own bodies the right way! The way you decide.


This
Over-liberal/left so far that it's classic right wing thinking, in a nutshell. Anyone who doesn't kowtow to their morals are scum/victims, ANYONE, personal choice is not allowed, ever.
 
2012-05-23 04:48:19 AM

Rambino: Little.Alex: As a guy who lives in Asia, allow me to say; it's not just India. It's China, Korea, Japan too. Darker skin is seen as undesirable for 2 reasons:

A. Often their skin gets gradually darker with age. So white skin is seen as youthful and healthy.

(2) Filipinos and other South Pacific types are dark, and they are viewed as Children of a Lesser God because of their poverty and generally low education.

[www.dealspot.ph image 493x300]

/ and most women don't need much encouragement to be self hating.

... or you could just have gone with: "They all wanna look like Whitey."

World-white phenomenon.



I've noticed; when I see my girlfriend next to me in a mirror- it's not that their skin is "yellow", but that they don't have the pink undertone. White people are beige and pink.
 
2012-05-23 04:49:32 AM
Wah! People want things I don't like!
 
2012-05-23 04:53:52 AM
I'm not making this up.
There is a procedure called "anal bleaching".
I'm not farking you. Really anal bleaching.
 
2012-05-23 04:54:02 AM
Vaginal lightening,it sounds like it might be a Thor spot.
 
2012-05-23 05:00:00 AM
Steve Rogers/Captain America: What's the matter? Afraid of a little bit of Vaginal lightning?

Loki: No, but I'm not a huge fan of what follows.
 
2012-05-23 05:00:50 AM
I see they are finally marketing Michael Jackson's skin cream.
 
2012-05-23 05:03:43 AM
Ladies, here is a new product

New?
Sorry but My New Pink Button has been around for a while now...

My New Pink Button
www.mynewpinkbutton.com
 
2012-05-23 05:04:21 AM

upright_apes_r_us: Vaginal lightening,it sounds like it might be a Thor spot.



I'm not bothered by vagina lightening, but the Vagina Thunder sends the dog under the bed to hide.

hollywoodhatesme.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-05-23 05:04:45 AM
FTA: "The Indian obsession with fair skin has always been a distasteful phenomenon"

I think it is important we judge these people for having different cultural values to our own.
 
2012-05-23 05:04:45 AM

Little.Alex: As a guy who lives in Asia, allow me to say; it's not just India. It's China, Korea, Japan too. Darker skin is seen as undesirable for 2 reasons:
A. Often their skin gets gradually darker with age. So white skin is seen as youthful and healthy.
(2) Filipinos and other South Pacific types are dark, and they are viewed as Children of a Lesser God because of their poverty and generally low education


In India, it's due to the 2500 year old ancient caste system. Brahmans and other noble castes came from the wealthier, more powerful northern provinces where skin pigmentation was decidedly lighter. So it was seen as a status symbol -- that you were from correct parentage -- to have light skin. The Untouchables and other bottom castes typically came from the poorer south, and they were all darker skinned. People from Sri Lanka are practically black.

Baroque Europe experienced something similar: Having a tan meant you worked outside, which meant you were a commoner, and so the upper classes gradually moved to fairer and fairer complexions in order to distance themselves from the great unwashed masses, and before long they're caking layers of powder onto their faces to become ghostly white.
 
2012-05-23 05:05:40 AM
this thread is useless without shiny vagina pictures. girl, you know its true like milli vanilli
 
2012-05-23 05:10:52 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com

GIS for 'vagina lightning'


Link
 
2012-05-23 05:10:54 AM
The silliness we as a race engage in never ceases to amuse me.
We are really silly creatures.
 
2012-05-23 05:12:06 AM
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2012-05-23 05:12:09 AM
vie?

eip
 
2012-05-23 05:13:01 AM
Er..1st world problems?
 
2012-05-23 05:22:36 AM

Fallout Boy: Remember, guys. Getting tanned if you are white is fine but getting pale if you are brown is "distasteful".


Yeah I noticed that, seems a bit over the top. If white people were forcibly whitening dark skinned people that might be a problem... maybe.
 
2012-05-23 05:23:31 AM

Little.Alex: As a guy who lives in Asia, allow me to say; it's not just India. It's China, Korea, Japan too.


I live in Japan and used to date a Japanese woman who used naughty-part skin lightener. She hated her nipples because they're brown, and especially her lady parts because they're not only brown, but also have a bit longer than average labia. (Which, I know, is actually an unforgivable offense on Fark, because labia is scary and not erotic.)

Me: "You're Japanese, that's just your natural skin tone, and you look great. You have nothing to complain about. At all."

Her: "But it would be better if everything was pink."

Me: "Why?"

Her: "Pink is prettier."

Me: "Why?"

Her: "Pink is prettier, because it just is."

Me: "I actually prefer you like this, and wouldn't change anything about you if I could."

Her: "You are wrong and are strange for having those preferences."

And so it went.
 
2012-05-23 05:24:25 AM
fisker: What the fark?
 
2012-05-23 05:29:35 AM

Crudbucket: I noticed and was amused by this the first time I went to a country with a large Indian/Asian population. White people spend money on tanning or dyeing themselves orange and all around the rest of the world people are bleaching themselves whiter.


As long as everyones miserable i dont see a problem with it. But im an asshole.
 
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