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(Fark)   I'm feeling really elitist with my $2 words and arugula right now. How do you enunciate your displeasure with the unwashed masses?   (fark.com) divider line 138
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2012-05-22 08:20:25 PM
I go to tea party rallies.
 
2012-05-22 08:21:58 PM
I may be poor, but I am certainly not unwashed.
 
2012-05-22 08:22:12 PM
I call them rubes and wave my dueling pistol at them.
 
2012-05-22 08:22:17 PM
With my display of hand-crafted poop animals.
 
2012-05-22 08:24:28 PM
I pay them to clean my things.
 
2012-05-22 08:25:30 PM
My enunciation is just fine. The elucidation of my communication to the unwashed masses would be the real conundrum.
 
2012-05-22 08:27:54 PM
I wear my Lewis Hamilton gear, instead of my Dale Jr. gear.
 
2012-05-22 08:29:53 PM
Enunciation is not really my strong suit.

I got the smugness covered, but don't ask me to articulate it.
 
2012-05-22 08:30:04 PM
SERIOUSLY? You guys skip over the humorous "useless fact" thread and green this. Seriously.
 
2012-05-22 08:30:20 PM
How do you enunciate your displeasure with the unwashed masses?

With sesquipedalian loquaciousness, of course.
 
2012-05-22 08:30:27 PM

MissFeasance: SERIOUSLY? You guys skip over the humorous "useless fact" thread and green this. Seriously.


Sounds about right.
 
2012-05-22 08:31:50 PM
I start phrasing things in textbook-speak. Or I handle them in the same way I listen to my 6-year-old nephew talk about his plans for a rocket ship.
 
2012-05-22 08:31:58 PM
I dislike stinky people, rich or poor.
 
2012-05-22 08:32:00 PM
I argue with them on twitter, you should really try it.
 
2012-05-22 08:33:19 PM

MissFeasance: SERIOUSLY? You guys skip over the humorous "useless fact" thread and green this. Seriously.


People were implying I had too many cats in that thread! I don't want the liters to get the impression that I'm some crazy hoarder!
 
2012-05-22 08:33:23 PM

MissFeasance: SERIOUSLY? You guys skip over the humorous "useless fact" thread and green this. Seriously.


Seems sort of ironic that we'll soon be mingling with a bunch of unwashed liters, eh?
 
2012-05-22 08:33:58 PM

ami5000: MissFeasance: SERIOUSLY? You guys skip over the humorous "useless fact" thread and green this. Seriously.

Sounds about right.


Ugh. Now the filthy liters will be in here mucking up the place.

/Please have a gallon of purell sent to my chambers immediately.
 
2012-05-22 08:34:37 PM
I like hanging with the unwashed masses from time to time.

/ rather live with the sinners than die with the saints
 
2012-05-22 08:34:48 PM
First off you mealyh-mouthed hayseed, they are called the "hoi polloi" and I wouldn't go passing out judgement like Solomon upon them with such a meager education if I was a certain Submitter of threads, for I would be passing judgement upon myself and it would show to the true gentiles. Secondly, a mere leaf of green vegetable will not offset your massive corpulence you syphilitic tree sloth. Try removing your ass from the computational box and place it outside in the fresh country air for brisk calisthenics.

GOOD DAY, sir.

i.qkme.me
 
2012-05-22 08:36:05 PM
I told aclient that I wouldn't be using baby's breath in his dad's funeral arrangements, despite his (the client, not his dead dad's) specific request for it.

Is that what you mean?
 
2012-05-22 08:37:14 PM
I enjoy a fine wine paired with a properly aged pizza cheese.
 
2012-05-22 08:37:50 PM
my disdain for mainstream corporate slop is well documented here and elsewhere.
 
2012-05-22 08:38:11 PM
If you paid $2 for those words you were robbed.
 
2012-05-22 08:39:44 PM
Oh boy it's green.

RUUUUUUUUUUBEEEESSSSS

*waves pistol*
 
2012-05-22 08:43:43 PM
two dollar words? you people and your flashy new money are adorbs.
 
2012-05-22 08:44:04 PM
While it is quite admirable that you have chosen to greenlight this thread and give the liters a chance to see what they may aspire to with hard work and a solid ivy league education, I shan't be a party to the blurring of the classes.

The lines of class distinction are sharp because they need to be.

Good day, Sir.
 
2012-05-22 08:45:36 PM
I stand on my lawn and hurl copies of Oxford English Dictionary at the slack jawed on those occasions I am inclined toward misanthropy.
 
2012-05-22 08:49:35 PM

sarahthustra: two dollar words? you people and your flashy new money are adorbs.


Hey, cut Thomas Jefferson a break!
 
2012-05-22 08:52:18 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: How do you enunciate your displeasure with the unwashed masses?

With sesquipedalian loquaciousness, of course.

Somebody

used $5 words.
 
2012-05-22 08:54:54 PM
Feeling a tad obstreperous Subby?
 
2012-05-22 08:54:57 PM
*brushes off his shoulder like a dandruffy pimp*
 
2012-05-22 08:58:27 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Hey, cut Thomas Jefferson a break!


i422.photobucket.com

i will NOT. bastard looks at me funny when i get out of the shower.
 
2012-05-22 08:59:35 PM
I tell people that they say "Capricciosa" wrong, even if they say it correctly. It makes me feel like a big man.
 
2012-05-22 08:59:49 PM
"Displeasure" is a $2 word? Subby needs to invest more in vocabulary.
 
2012-05-22 09:02:00 PM
I do stop to correct people who use acronyms and redundancies. Like ATM machine. That causes me to feel distress bordering on the physical.
 
2012-05-22 09:04:16 PM
What's up with this vocabulary hyperinflation?
 
2012-05-22 09:04:58 PM

MissFeasance: I may be poor, but I am certainly not unwashed.


images.wikia.com
 
2012-05-22 09:05:50 PM

MadAmos: I do stop to correct people who use acronyms and redundancies. Like ATM machine. That causes me to feel distress bordering on the physical.


I'd feel a lot more comfortable if you'd stop trying to see my PIN number while I'm at the ATM.
 
2012-05-22 09:08:15 PM

MadAmos: I do stop to correct people who use acronyms and redundancies. Like ATM machine. That causes me to feel distress bordering on the physical.


My boss says "Expresso"

It makes me stabby
 
2012-05-22 09:08:49 PM
Is this really the way to tease the liters into buying Total FARK? Greenlighting the stupidest headline in TFD? Yeah, they are really missing out on all the other great braunschweiger and arugula threads...
 
2012-05-22 09:09:58 PM

fat aristotle: MadAmos: I do stop to correct people who use acronyms and redundancies. Like ATM machine. That causes me to feel distress bordering on the physical.

I'd feel a lot more comfortable if you'd stop trying to see my PIN number while I'm at the ATM.


I hope you can understand where he is coming from, irregardless of his actions at the ATM.
 
2012-05-22 09:11:35 PM

doglover: First off you mealyh-mouthed hayseed, they are called the "hoi polloi" and I wouldn't go passing out judgement like Solomon upon them with such a meager education if I was a certain Submitter of threads, for I would be passing judgement upon myself and it would show to the true gentiles. Secondly, a mere leaf of green vegetable will not offset your massive corpulence you syphilitic tree sloth. Try removing your ass from the computational box and place it outside in the fresh country air for brisk calisthenics.

GOOD DAY, sir.

[i.qkme.me image 590x775]


The hoi polloi is redundant, Ebenezer. I bet you order a pannini from Panera.
 
2012-05-22 09:14:22 PM

sarahthustra: i422.photobucket.com

i will NOT. bastard looks at me funny when i get out of the shower.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I don't want to know the story behind this. It would only ruin the mystique.
 
2012-05-22 09:16:12 PM
Spelling fail for me.
 
2012-05-22 09:16:18 PM
NO, it's absolutely pronounced ENDIVE
 
2012-05-22 09:16:52 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: don't want to know the story behind this.


i'm telling you anyway. i have a plaster bust of thomas jefferson. he lives in my dining room next to my collection of presidential pez dispensers. i dress him up for holidays.

every part of that is true.
 
2012-05-22 09:20:36 PM

sarahthustra: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Hey, cut Thomas Jefferson a break!

[i422.photobucket.com image 640x480]

i will NOT. bastard looks at me funny when i get out of the shower.


rlv.zcache.com
 
2012-05-22 09:21:24 PM
I wouldn't know. I don't converse with my wipers, it's very undignified.
 
2012-05-22 09:22:00 PM

sarahthustra: i'm telling you anyway. i have a plaster bust of thomas jefferson. he lives in my dining room next to my collection of presidential pez dispensers. i dress him up for holidays.

every part of that is true.


You know something?

The real story actually doesn't ruin that.

Thanks for telling me that!

(I just hope you dress him all French-like for Bastille Day, and with Werther's Originals and Matlock DVDs for Grandparents' Day.)
 
2012-05-22 09:22:37 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: With sesquipedalian loquaciousness


No fair. You stole my answer.
 
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