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(Some Guy)   Americans elected Obama as president but they did not know that in reality they were giving the keys of our country to America's worst enemy   (rightsidenews.info) divider line 100
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2012-05-22 07:26:33 PM  
Israel?
 
2012-05-22 07:29:31 PM  

logistic: Israel?


We did that a long time ago.
 
2012-05-22 07:30:33 PM  
The first paragraph of TFA:

The poisoned prescription that Americans self-medicated themselves as a result of last elections was a president whose priorities are divided between his communist agenda, his global agenda, his Muslim agenda and his African agenda -and the poison part comes when dealing with America, as he only uses her so that his other priorities can be successful.

Oooooookay then, that's about all I need to read of that. What color is the sky in this delusional retard's world, I wonder?
 
2012-05-22 07:34:04 PM  

Cyberluddite: The first paragraph of TFA:

The poisoned prescription that Americans self-medicated themselves as a result of last elections was a president whose priorities are divided between his communist agenda, his global agenda, his Muslim agenda and his African agenda -and the poison part comes when dealing with America, as he only uses her so that his other priorities can be successful.

Oooooookay then, that's about all I need to read of that. What color is the sky in this delusional retard's world, I wonder?


He's gone straight to Plaid.
 
2012-05-22 07:34:37 PM  
www.bikerhood.com

/Obligatory
 
2012-05-22 07:37:59 PM  
www.rightsidenews.info

lol
 
2012-05-22 07:45:17 PM  
My brain is now full of f*ck. Not the good kind.
 
2012-05-22 07:50:12 PM  
The GOP?
 
2012-05-22 07:52:28 PM  
Hubert H. Humphrey?
 
CDP [TotalFark]
2012-05-22 07:56:26 PM  
You ain't seen nothin' yet.

Wait until he gets re-elected.

Then you'll really see his Hate America plan swing into action.

Ineligible to be President.
Hates America with all his might.
Just waiting for his re-election to really lower the boom on all of us.

i132.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-22 08:06:35 PM  
www.bitlogic.com
 
2012-05-22 08:11:18 PM  
Oh come on.
He's not perfect, but he's hardly a modern day Republican.
 
2012-05-22 08:11:42 PM  
It always pays to underestimate the intelligence of the average American. Can we say 8th grade reading level, no, how about 6th?
 
2012-05-22 08:28:42 PM  
Usually, I am of the opinion that people who spread such lies about a politician don't really believe it themselves; instead I think they're trying to convince others.

However, I think the author really believes this crap.
 
2012-05-22 08:31:02 PM  

IronTom: It always pays to underestimate the intelligence of the average American. Can we say 8th grade reading level, no, how about 6th?


Is this article even written at a grade level?

I guess "derp" is a grade.
 
2012-05-22 08:31:34 PM  
Good farking Christ. Subby, you are to be both applauded and publicly flogged for posting this shiat.

It is a good reminder that assholes that actually believe this tripe exist in the world.
 
2012-05-22 08:31:47 PM  

IronTom: It always pays to underestimate the intelligence of the average American. Can we say 8th grade reading level, no, how about 6th?


I say Grade Potato.
 
2012-05-22 08:32:16 PM  
Your blog sucks.
 
2012-05-22 08:34:55 PM  

themindiswatching: IronTom: It always pays to underestimate the intelligence of the average American. Can we say 8th grade reading level, no, how about 6th?

I say Grade Potato.


See above: it is weapons grade.
 
2012-05-22 08:40:48 PM  
i483.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-22 08:41:11 PM  
media.ebaumsworld.com

Your Publisher Emeritus
 
2012-05-22 08:41:52 PM  
It would appear Oily Taintz has an intern.
 
2012-05-22 08:54:01 PM  
Even though it's green, this deserves a down vote. I don't even know anymore, and perhaps I'm better off that way.
 
2012-05-22 09:07:54 PM  
A Swiss-American douchette whose multiple plastic surgeries have obviously cut off the blood to her brain?

Oh wait, that's the author.
 
2012-05-22 09:15:39 PM  
Summary: People in America are retarded and some of them blog.
 
2012-05-22 09:17:40 PM  
i47.tinypic.com

"Hello there. I'm Batsh*t Insane. That's my name and my profession. What do you do for a living?"
 
2012-05-22 09:17:50 PM  
Oh please, this isn't "weapons-grade stupid." This isn't even strong stupid. This is just weak sauce. Accusing President Obama of being interested in Africa? Sure, just like every President since Ronald Reagan. Of respecting the influence of Islam as a world religion? Sure, again, just like previous Presidents. Of reading the same Saul Alinsky books purchased en masse and handed out at Tea Party Gatherings? Fine. So do all activists. Of having an anthropologist mother who married a Kenyan and then an Indonesian? Yup. This isn't even Dinesh D'Souza worthy. Its rehashed garden variety derp that predates Obama's inauguration. There is nothing new or interesting or especially twisted about this. Its just the same old racist rehashed Republican Butthurt. If you're going to get a rise out of me, I need something more conspiratorial written by someone with a great Pornstache.
 
2012-05-22 09:21:06 PM  
Indeed, last Friday, Hussein Obama said that "the United States has a "moral imperative" to lead the fight against hunger and malnutrition in Africa despite shrinking national budgets around the world."


Didn't Bush say almost exactly the same thing before committing us to a massive anti-AIDS contribution?
 
2012-05-22 09:25:31 PM  

Somacandra: Oh please, this isn't "weapons-grade stupid." This isn't even strong stupid. This is just weak sauce. Accusing President Obama of being interested in Africa? Sure, just like every President since Ronald Reagan. Of respecting the influence of Islam as a world religion? Sure, again, just like previous Presidents. Of reading the same Saul Alinsky books purchased en masse and handed out at Tea Party Gatherings? Fine. So do all activists. Of having an anthropologist mother who married a Kenyan and then an Indonesian? Yup. This isn't even Dinesh D'Souza worthy. Its rehashed garden variety derp that predates Obama's inauguration. There is nothing new or interesting or especially twisted about this. Its just the same old racist rehashed Republican Butthurt. If you're going to get a rise out of me, I need something more conspiratorial written by someone with a great Pornstache.


2nded
 
2012-05-22 09:32:32 PM  
Fundie nuts are funny.
 
2012-05-22 09:41:51 PM  
Now we know where George Tierney Jr. of Greenville, SC gets his info.
 
2012-05-22 09:45:14 PM  
Great, another green-lit tard-link.
 
2012-05-22 09:45:38 PM  
I think we have just discovered a vein of pure derptronium: densest substance in the universe
 
2012-05-22 09:52:32 PM  
Thank you. I now feel stupider for dredging through that...
 
2012-05-22 09:54:46 PM  

Somacandra: Oh please, this isn't "weapons-grade stupid." This isn't even strong stupid. This is just weak sauce. Accusing President Obama of being interested in Africa? Sure, just like every President since Ronald Reagan. Of respecting the influence of Islam as a world religion? Sure, again, just like previous Presidents. Of reading the same Saul Alinsky books purchased en masse and handed out at Tea Party Gatherings? Fine. So do all activists. Of having an anthropologist mother who married a Kenyan and then an Indonesian? Yup. This isn't even Dinesh D'Souza worthy. Its rehashed garden variety derp that predates Obama's inauguration. There is nothing new or interesting or especially twisted about this. Its just the same old racist rehashed Republican Butthurt. If you're going to get a rise out of me, I need something more conspiratorial written by someone with a great Pornstache.


Good point. How about:

www.bitlogic.com
 
2012-05-22 10:03:10 PM  
"When historians look back on the United States war in Iraq, they will almost certainly be struck by how a small group of mainly neo-conservative analysts and activists outside the administration were able to shape the US media debate in ways that made the drive to war so much easier than it might have been... But historians would be negligent if they ignored the day-to-day work of one person who, as much as anyone outside the administration, made their media ubiquity possible. Meet Eleana Benador, the Peruvian-born publicist for Perle, Woolsey, Michael Ledeen, Frank Gaffney and a dozen other prominent neo-conservatives whose hawkish opinions proved very hard to avoid for anyone who watched news talk shows or read the op-ed pages of major newspapers over the past 20 months."
- Jim Lobe, The Andean Condor among the Hawks, Asia Times, August 15, 2003.
 
2012-05-22 10:04:19 PM  

CDP: You ain't seen nothin' yet.

Wait until he gets re-elected.

Then you'll really see his Hate America plan swing into action.

Ineligible to be President.
Hates America with all his might.
Just waiting for his re-election to really lower the boom on all of us.

[i132.photobucket.com image 640x484]


Hey! Where ya been? Thought you disappeared into the Freeper abyss.
 
2012-05-22 10:08:11 PM  

propasaurus: "When historians look back on the United States war in Iraq, they will almost certainly be struck by how a small group of mainly neo-conservative analysts and activists outside the administration were able to shape the US media debate in ways that made the drive to war so much easier than it might have been... But historians would be negligent if they ignored the day-to-day work of one person who, as much as anyone outside the administration, made their media ubiquity possible. Meet Eleana Benador, the Peruvian-born publicist for Perle, Woolsey, Michael Ledeen, Frank Gaffney and a dozen other prominent neo-conservatives whose hawkish opinions proved very hard to avoid for anyone who watched news talk shows or read the op-ed pages of major newspapers over the past 20 months."
- Jim Lobe, The Andean Condor among the Hawks, Asia Times, August 15, 2003.


Are you suggesting that is equivalent?
 
2012-05-22 10:09:11 PM  

propasaurus: CDP: You ain't seen nothin' yet.

Wait until he gets re-elected.

Then you'll really see his Hate America plan swing into action.

Ineligible to be President.
Hates America with all his might.
Just waiting for his re-election to really lower the boom on all of us.

[i132.photobucket.com image 640x484]

Hey! Where ya been? Thought you disappeared into the Freeper abyss.


He defused the nuke and the aliens saved his life and let us live despite the freepers.
 
2012-05-22 10:10:35 PM  
My god. Even the Russian judge gives a 10.0 to those kind of mental gymnastics.
 
2012-05-22 10:13:23 PM  
OMG someone said that derp in their outdoor voice
 
2012-05-22 10:13:46 PM  
This really is the Chick Tract of political discourse.
 
2012-05-22 10:20:24 PM  

vygramul: Are you suggesting that is equivalent?


Equivalent to what motherfarker? Speak farking engrish.
 
2012-05-22 10:23:05 PM  
Finally, someone who speaks truth to power. Obama is the ticket master who has punched our ticket directly to Islamic Hell, run by the Sharia Satan himself. All of you folks who are jealous of the author's ruthless ability to tell the truth should realize that green isn't your color, and you should be honoring her, not trashing her. Obama's got us over a barrel with the budget, with foreign aid to Africans, and with baby murder, and November 6th will truly be the best night ever, as we rid ourselves of this seditionist socialist. It will be the finest lesson ZeroBama has ever learned, and hopefully it will spell the return of harmony to this beautiful but wounded land. If we're very lucky, and work very hard, true conservatives will also sweep through the Congress in the last roundup of the enemies of the United States of America, and all I can say is it's about time. You can disagree with me, you can call me names, but all I can say is click that link, libby libs, read it and weep, while we real Americans recognize that conservative, church-going folk are the only ones truly suited for success in this great Christian land.
 
2012-05-22 10:30:10 PM  

dahmers love zombie: Finally, someone who speaks truth to power. Obama is the ticket master who has punched our ticket directly to Islamic Hell, run by the Sharia Satan himself. All of you folks who are jealous of the author's ruthless ability to tell the truth should realize that green isn't your color, and you should be honoring her, not trashing her. Obama's got us over a barrel with the budget, with foreign aid to Africans, and with baby murder, and November 6th will truly be the best night ever, as we rid ourselves of this seditionist socialist. It will be the finest lesson ZeroBama has ever learned, and hopefully it will spell the return of harmony to this beautiful but wounded land. If we're very lucky, and work very hard, true conservatives will also sweep through the Congress in the last roundup of the enemies of the United States of America, and all I can say is it's about time. You can disagree with me, you can call me names, but all I can say is click that link, libby libs, read it and weep, while we real Americans recognize that conservative, church-going folk are the only ones truly suited for success in this great Christian land.


lol
you have been reusing that derp, havent you.
 
2012-05-22 10:40:50 PM  

dahmers love zombie: Finally, someone who speaks truth to power. Obama is the ticket master who has punched our ticket directly to Islamic Hell, run by the Sharia Satan himself. All of you folks who are jealous of the author's ruthless ability to tell the truth should realize that green isn't your color, and you should be honoring her, not trashing her. Obama's got us over a barrel with the budget, with foreign aid to Africans, and with baby murder, and November 6th will truly be the best night ever, as we rid ourselves of this seditionist socialist. It will be the finest lesson ZeroBama has ever learned, and hopefully it will spell the return of harmony to this beautiful but wounded land. If we're very lucky, and work very hard, true conservatives will also sweep through the Congress in the last roundup of the enemies of the United States of America, and all I can say is it's about time. You can disagree with me, you can call me names, but all I can say is click that link, libby libs, read it and weep, while we real Americans recognize that conservative, church-going folk are the only ones truly suited for success in this great Christian land.


I don't see it. Anyone else get the theme?
 
2012-05-22 11:13:23 PM  

Nadie_AZ: dahmers love zombie: Finally, someone who speaks truth to power. Obama is the ticket master who has punched our ticket directly to Islamic Hell, run by the Sharia Satan himself. All of you folks who are jealous of the author's ruthless ability to tell the truth should realize that green isn't your color, and you should be honoring her, not trashing her. Obama's got us over a barrel with the budget, with foreign aid to Africans, and with baby murder, and November 6th will truly be the best night ever, as we rid ourselves of this seditionist socialist. It will be the finest lesson ZeroBama has ever learned, and hopefully it will spell the return of harmony to this beautiful but wounded land. If we're very lucky, and work very hard, true conservatives will also sweep through the Congress in the last roundup of the enemies of the United States of America, and all I can say is it's about time. You can disagree with me, you can call me names, but all I can say is click that link, libby libs, read it and weep, while we real Americans recognize that conservative, church-going folk are the only ones truly suited for success in this great Christian land.

I don't see it. Anyone else get the theme?


I'm stumped.
 
2012-05-22 11:17:42 PM  

Nadie_AZ: dahmers love zombie: Finally, someone who speaks truth to power. Obama is the ticket master who has punched our ticket directly to Islamic Hell, run by the Sharia Satan himself. All of you folks who are jealous of the author's ruthless ability to tell the truth should realize that green isn't your color, and you should be honoring her, not trashing her. Obama's got us over a barrel with the budget, with foreign aid to Africans, and with baby murder, and November 6th will truly be the best night ever, as we rid ourselves of this seditionist socialist. It will be the finest lesson ZeroBama has ever learned, and hopefully it will spell the return of harmony to this beautiful but wounded land. If we're very lucky, and work very hard, true conservatives will also sweep through the Congress in the last roundup of the enemies of the United States of America, and all I can say is it's about time. You can disagree with me, you can call me names, but all I can say is click that link, libby libs, read it and weep, while we real Americans recognize that conservative, church-going folk are the only ones truly suited for success in this great Christian land.

I don't see it. Anyone else get the theme?


I miss SAM.
 
2012-05-22 11:19:41 PM  
Really? And it goes green?

For shame...
 
2012-05-22 11:33:14 PM  

vygramul: propasaurus: "When historians look back on the United States war in Iraq, they will almost certainly be struck by how a small group of mainly neo-conservative analysts and activists outside the administration were able to shape the US media debate in ways that made the drive to war so much easier than it might have been... But historians would be negligent if they ignored the day-to-day work of one person who, as much as anyone outside the administration, made their media ubiquity possible. Meet Eleana Benador, the Peruvian-born publicist for Perle, Woolsey, Michael Ledeen, Frank Gaffney and a dozen other prominent neo-conservatives whose hawkish opinions proved very hard to avoid for anyone who watched news talk shows or read the op-ed pages of major newspapers over the past 20 months."
- Jim Lobe, The Andean Condor among the Hawks, Asia Times, August 15, 2003.

Are you suggesting that is equivalent?


No, I'm merely pointing out that this is the person who wrote that column. So who gives a fark what that Bush administration neocon war hawk piece of shiat has to say.
 
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