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		Stephen Colbert voted Maxim's 69th hottest woman in America. HA HA, dangly parts (gawker.com)		77
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you have pee hands		2012-05-23 07:58:04 AM

moothemagiccow: Stephen Colbert is funny but the cult of personality thing is really creepy. The organized "Ste-phen" chant before he starts his show skeeves me out.

It's organized by the stage crew. It's a free live act, basically, and as a payment you clap when they tell you to clap.

dletter		2012-05-23 08:06:30 AM

If she is 70th, where is her TV sister? I thought we had this settled:

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dookdookdook		2012-05-23 08:07:35 AM

Millennium: Yeah, but frankly there are fans of his that blur the lines to an unsettling degree.

I will do anything he tells me to do, as long as it requires no money and very little effort. (Though I would donate to his super pac if I had money to burn and if it had an actual purpose)

Being a willing Colbert drone lets we the It Getters sublimate the natural authoritarian instincts inside all of us in a safe, non-country-destroying way. Where conservatives express their authoritarian tendencies by zealously defending the infallible holy decrees of Hannity and Limbaugh against all reality and human decency, we cheer for a snarky, brilliant comedian with a wonky ear and cute glasses.

Alphax: There's been a few Fark threads about that individual. Like when a major bookstore chain decided that having him shirtless on a magazine wasn't a good idea, and covered it up.

Almost-interesting coincidence: Both that thread and this one were mine.

/too lazy to take screencaps to prove it.

Mock26		2012-05-23 08:07:59 AM

Old dude is old, and by old dude I mean Me. I did not know who at least half of those people were. And a fair number of them made me go, "Meh." Also, a hell of a lot of unflattering photography there, Lou. Of course, I would not kick any of them out of bed (except that stupid cartoon and Mr. Colbert).

scottnance		2012-05-23 08:29:49 AM

Good for him! If fark has taught me anything over the years, it's that there is no difference between men and women at all, and if you point out any differences, you're a bigot. So Stephen Colbert is an incredibly hot woman, because if he isn't then that kid in Boise who dresses up like Lady Gaga is just an asshole.

Gunny Walker		2012-05-23 08:33:55 AM

It's a stupid poll. Charlize Theron and Pippa Middleton were on the list and only one of them is in America. Also, neither are American. Good for Colbert though. He'll tout it for years to come. Congrats, I guess.

imontheinternet		2012-05-23 08:43:06 AM

... and he still wasn't the least attractive girl on the list.

Also, Kate Upton was robbed, and everybody knows it. You suck, Maxim.

EyeballKid		2012-05-23 08:47:47 AM

imontheinternet: ... and he still wasn't the least attractive girl on the list.

Also, Kate Upton was robbed, and everybody knows it. You suck, Maxim.

Maybe they'd never heard of her. It is rather difficult to find pics of Kate Upton anywhere. Especially on the Internet.

ChrisDe		2012-05-23 08:52:51 AM

Emposter: BarkingUnicorn: It's no coincidence that this was the first readers of Maxim were allowed to vote.

They won't allow THAT again. How could they not see this coming?

This was a done deal before the first vote was counted. Gives Maxim a ton of free publicity, and they gave Colbert the 69 spot so he can play up the comedy angle.

urbangirl		2012-05-23 08:53:19 AM

Cool. I can be straight and gay at the same time.

wambu		2012-05-23 09:20:04 AM

I could go for Cobie Smulders if she had bigger boobs than me.

Wellon Dowd		2012-05-23 09:27:42 AM

dletter: If she is 70th, where is her TV sister? I thought we had this settled:

Having seen pictures of them in real life I have to say that The Other One might actually be the prettiest of the three. And some of the maids could beat #70 in a fair fight.

Wellon Dowd		2012-05-23 09:28:52 AM

Panda Bear says that his cousin thinks #50 should be much, much higher.

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dramatools		2012-05-23 09:43:16 AM

Maxim should suspend publication over this steaming pile.

I mean.... Amanda Knox? She's cute, but the only reason she's on the list is because guys feel sorry for her after being wrongly convicted of murder.

Lois Griffin? Pleeeeeease. She's not bad, she's just badly drawn. At least her character design is more appealing than that of her ballchinian husband.

Colbert? Ok, we get it. You readers wanted to game the system. You did. Now shut up and let Maxim print something I can fap to.

Miley Cyrus? Nice body, a little moonfaced. Maybe if we didn't have to hear her insipid remarks about her pot smoking and sex life...

Amanda Bynes? Because for so many, Crazy = Hot. Maybe Lindsay Lohan can sponsor her in AA.

dletter		2012-05-23 09:51:01 AM

Wellon Dowd: dletter: If she is 70th, where is her TV sister? I thought we had this settled:

[i1138.photobucket.com image 500x277]

Having seen pictures of them in real life I have to say that The Other One might actually be the prettiest of the three. And some of the maids could beat #70 in a fair fight.

I'm not sure about your first position, but, I'll agree with you on the second:

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Bag of Hammers		2012-05-23 09:59:09 AM

Just as long as Olivia Munn didn't make the list this year.....

*checks list*

shiat!

mrshowrules		2012-05-23 10:01:34 AM

Bag of Hammers: Just as long as Olivia Munn didn't make the list this year.....

*checks list*

shiat!

I prefer my Olivia's wild.

spacemanjones		2012-05-23 10:13:40 AM

Wellon Dowd: Panda Bear says that his cousin thinks #50 should be much, much higher.

Agreed. And the sister is coming into her own as well. I wait for further developments in he future.

EyeballKid		2012-05-23 10:32:12 AM

mrshowrules: Bag of Hammers: Just as long as Olivia Munn didn't make the list this year.....

*checks list*

shiat!

I prefer my Olivia's wild.

And my Thornton's Wilder.

Posh Naranek		2012-05-23 10:48:39 AM

We're now up to 70 comments you assholes. Fark me now it's 71.

lanlova		2012-05-23 10:51:36 AM

Cyno01: rynthetyn: So this is the second year in a row that Maxim has put a dude on the Hot 100. Last year they put Andrej Pejic, the androgynous male model on there.

Just GISd... well, i wasnt sexually confused before. Thanks jerk.

It was actually FHM, not Maxim that did that. Between this one, and Jenna Talackova, they're both hotter then half of the "actual" females on this list. Beauty is beauty, regardless of gender. If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like duck, then go ahead and **** it without remorse.

bill4935		2012-05-23 03:18:43 PM

dletter:

If she is 70th, where is her TV sister? I thought we had this settled:

Now, don't you TELL me you gonna rank some other sista above Susan Sto Helit. Nuh-uh!

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TheManofPA		2012-05-23 08:39:35 PM

mrshowrules: Bag of Hammers: Just as long as Olivia Munn didn't make the list this year.....

*checks list*

shiat!

I prefer my Olivia's wild.

I prefer my Olivia's cockburn

Zombalupagus		2012-05-23 10:45:21 PM

I don't know what's scarier him making 69th or Emma Watson making 21st and beating out people like Jessica Alba.

moothemagiccow		2012-05-24 07:03:25 AM

Crotchrocket Slim: You realize the point of the character is to lampoon such cults of personality?

Yeah, but the cult is surpassing any similarly known figure, your o'reillys, becks, phil donahues. The applause I can live with, the chanting and weird internet polls is unsettling. Even Oprah never got chants. That's Jerry Springer territory.

moothemagiccow		2012-05-24 07:05:55 AM

dletter: I'm not sure about your first position, but, I'll agree with you on the second:

I feel like those weird hats do her a lot of favors. She looks weird in dresses and flowing locks; the solemn conservative shiat suits her, as bizarre as that may be.

moothemagiccow		2012-05-24 07:07:05 AM

you have pee hands: moothemagiccow: Stephen Colbert is funny but the cult of personality thing is really creepy. The organized "Ste-phen" chant before he starts his show skeeves me out.

It's organized by the stage crew. It's a free live act, basically, and as a payment you clap when they tell you to clap.

yeah that's why I said "organized" up there

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