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		Stephen Colbert voted Maxim's 69th hottest woman in America. HA HA, dangly parts (gawker.com)		77
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cretinbob		2012-05-22 08:37:45 PM

Mugato		2012-05-22 09:14:32 PM

He is sort of effeminate.

PainInTheASP		2012-05-22 09:51:41 PM

vpb		2012-05-22 10:13:22 PM

Well, I'm sure many Republicans vote in this survey, and you know how they take a wide stance on this issue.
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nmrsnr		2012-05-22 10:57:08 PM

Oh, I can't wait to hear his take on this when he comes back after Memorial Day.

BarkingUnicorn		2012-05-22 11:40:53 PM

It's no coincidence that this was the first readers of Maxim were allowed to vote.

NuttierThanEver		2012-05-22 11:43:03 PM

Did you get that thing that sent you?

Emposter		2012-05-22 11:43:46 PM

BarkingUnicorn: It's no coincidence that this was the first readers of Maxim were allowed to vote.

They won't allow THAT again. How could they not see this coming?

Lone Stranger		2012-05-22 11:45:04 PM

KrispyKritter		2012-05-22 11:46:04 PM

BarkingUnicorn: It's no coincidence that this was the first readers of Maxim were allowed to vote.

i see what you did there.

--- years ago took out a 1 yr sub to Maxim to check it out. 5 years later they stopped mailing their POS rag.

Tennozan		2012-05-22 11:48:45 PM

vpb: Well, I'm sure many Republicans vote in this survey, and you know how they take a wide stance on this issue.
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Still - mostly women, so not that many republicans read it. Just saying.

NTTAWWT

TheManofPA		2012-05-22 11:49:08 PM

NuttierThanEver: Did you get that thing that sent you?

Subject: That thing I sent you
Body: Did you get that thing I sent you?

Link

Angry Buddha		2012-05-22 11:49:16 PM

vpb: Well, I'm sure many Republicans vote in this survey, and you know how they take a wide stance on this issue.
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Clever girl.

/one internets for you!

JasonOfOrillia		2012-05-22 11:51:35 PM

It makes sense; He is America and so can you.

Cyno01		2012-05-22 11:52:43 PM

Fail...

mojuba		2012-05-22 11:53:32 PM

Maxim must be having dwindling subscribers and advertisers... let's fix it with the "Colbert Bump"
I hope Colbert ignores it. This mag is drivel

GreatGlavinsGhost		2012-05-22 11:54:03 PM

susansto-helit: Stephen was kinda hot in drag.

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pippi longstocking		2012-05-22 11:54:06 PM

Everybody has the hots for Stephen.

fusillade762		2012-05-22 11:55:36 PM

I'LL MAKE YOU FUN SIZE!

cc_rider		2012-05-22 11:55:43 PM

Colbert is pretty damn hawt, for a pseudo-Republican.

Yuri Futanari		2012-05-22 11:55:54 PM

This calls for a Super PAC

"Dangly Parts For America"

TheManofPA		2012-05-22 11:58:34 PM

JasonOfOrillia: It makes sense; He is America and so can you.

More than likely America is just ambigously gay

God-is-a-Taco		2012-05-23 12:01:18 AM

GreatGlavinsGhost: susansto-helit: Stephen was kinda hot in drag.

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Wow, he does look pretty good there.
Huh. Guess it's time for me to start a church and preach against gays.

skullkrusher		2012-05-23 12:05:14 AM

Is there a joke I'm missing?

Andric		2012-05-23 12:09:01 AM

skullkrusher: Is there a joke I'm missing?

Do you like hot dogs? If you were a hot dog, and you were starving, would you eat yourself?

Just answer the question

lithappens		2012-05-23 12:11:34 AM

HA HA! Sad...

Krieghund		2012-05-23 12:12:09 AM

mojuba: Maxim must be having dwindling subscribers and advertisers... let's fix it with the "Colbert Bump"
I hope Colbert ignores it. This mag is drivel

Not noticing it would violate the first rule of attention whoredom.

He need to show Maxim how it's REALLY done.

GreatGlavinsGhost		2012-05-23 12:12:24 AM

God-is-a-Taco: GreatGlavinsGhost: susansto-helit: Stephen was kinda hot in drag.

[images3.wikia.nocookie.net image 225x281]

Wow, he does look pretty good there.
Huh. Guess it's time for me to start a church and preach against gays.

And bears.

Oh, and gay bears.

Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman		2012-05-23 12:12:38 AM

Skimmed through the rest of the list and I can't figure out what the hell Kristen Stewart is doing at #15. Does Maxim readership include that many Twitards?

/also disappointed to see Felicia Day missing, but I am a geek for geeky redheads.

Mentalpatient87		2012-05-23 12:16:13 AM

God damnit, do I ever miss Harvey Birdman. And Sealab!

/bizzaro!

fusillade762		2012-05-23 12:27:06 AM

Why did that show go away? Three seasons was not enough. Especially when all it got us was crappy live action stuff.

moothemagiccow		2012-05-23 12:30:22 AM

Stephen Colbert is funny but the cult of personality thing is really creepy. The organized "Ste-phen" chant before he starts his show skeeves me out.

flamingboar		2012-05-23 12:36:25 AM

At least Nadia G was on the list. The rest of it is failure.

Lone Stranger		2012-05-23 12:36:28 AM

GreatGlavinsGhost: And bears.

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ladyfortuna		2012-05-23 12:37:22 AM

I... oh fark it, I'll accept him this way too. Why not...

Bucky Katt		2012-05-23 12:42:42 AM

FTFA: For the first time in the august publication's storied history, the ranking of hotties was handed over to Maxim's readers, who promptly voted for the Comedy Central host to beat out such fan favorites as Christina Hendricks, Sofía Vergara, Pippa Middleton, and even Lois Griffin.

Colbert is hotter that Lois Griffin? WTF!

spiralscratch		2012-05-23 01:01:16 AM

fusillade762: Why did that show go away? Three seasons was not enough. Especially when all it got us was crappy live action stuff.

Because Colbert got his own show and no longer had time to do voice work for it. Same reason he no longer voices Prof. Impossible on The Venture Bros., among others.

Handbasket		2012-05-23 01:01:38 AM

I'm surprised he is so low on the list. If anything, he should have easily beat the competition: i.e. Olivia Munn at #2 and Kristen Stewart at #15.

tira		2012-05-23 03:37:35 AM

And yet, Stephen Colbert is the only one I could name (I did know "the Harry Potter girl" but had to rustle around my brain for a name).

sarahthustra		2012-05-23 03:39:18 AM

you know, i've kind of always wanted to be a lesbian and finally, it's my day.

SUCCESS

rynthetyn		2012-05-23 04:07:24 AM

So this is the second year in a row that Maxim has put a dude on the Hot 100. Last year they put Andrej Pejic, the androgynous male model on there.

Cyno01		2012-05-23 04:33:27 AM

rynthetyn: So this is the second year in a row that Maxim has put a dude on the Hot 100. Last year they put Andrej Pejic, the androgynous male model on there.

Just GISd... well, i wasnt sexually confused before. Thanks jerk.

Crotchrocket Slim		2012-05-23 05:07:04 AM

moothemagiccow: Stephen Colbert is funny but the cult of personality thing is really creepy. The organized "Ste-phen" chant before he starts his show skeeves me out.

You realize the point of the character is to lampoon such cults of personality?

quatchi		2012-05-23 05:12:40 AM

...recently acquitted murder suspect Amanda Knox is sitting comfortably in the 92nd spot, well ahead of Kat Dennings, who could only muster a recount-triggering 97.

Ya wanna know how I know Maxim readers are morans?

Colbert has to mention this on the show.

Wondering now if he's gonna work the "69" angle in or just leave that low hanging fruit be.

wasteofspace		2012-05-23 05:20:57 AM

mmmmmmm hot

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Alphax		2012-05-23 05:25:10 AM

Cyno01: rynthetyn: So this is the second year in a row that Maxim has put a dude on the Hot 100. Last year they put Andrej Pejic, the androgynous male model on there.

Just GISd... well, i wasnt sexually confused before. Thanks jerk.

There's been a few Fark threads about that individual. Like when a major bookstore chain decided that having him shirtless on a magazine wasn't a good idea, and covered it up.

DrippinBalls		2012-05-23 05:42:43 AM

Must be the ear.

MayoSlather		2012-05-23 06:16:28 AM

I've always wanted that Colbert bump in a sexy way.

Millennium		2012-05-23 06:47:05 AM

Crotchrocket Slim: moothemagiccow: Stephen Colbert is funny but the cult of personality thing is really creepy. The organized "Ste-phen" chant before he starts his show skeeves me out.

You realize the point of the character is to lampoon such cults of personality?

Yeah, but frankly there are fans of his that blur the lines to an unsettling degree.