FARK.com: (7120800) Today, in the annals of careers you really should have chosen instead of the one you're doing right now: diet-book writer. A 7 figure deal was made for advice like skipping breakfast and eating broccoli

		Today, in the annals of careers you really should have chosen instead of the one you're doing right now: diet-book writer. A 7 figure deal was made for advice like skipping breakfast and eating broccoli (newser.com)		4
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stonicus		2012-05-22 10:43:47 PM

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Want to lose weight? Eat tons of cake and sweets. You'll get diabetes, and they'll cut your feet off, lowering your weight.

Harry Freakstorm		2012-05-22 09:59:45 PM

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The Harry Freakstorm Ethiopia Diet
Step one Move to Ethiopia
Stay until you can no longer impress the neighbors with your fat.

The Harry Freakstorm Coma Diet
Go in to a coma fat - come out of the coma skinny
Find a doctor or a ball peen hammer that can put you in to a coma.
Stay hydrated.
Be advised, after 30 days, your stuff will be gone.

Easiest two million I ever made.

stonicus		2012-05-22 09:21:44 PM

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It'd be easier to write a book on how to get really fat. And then, for the last sentence, put "Do the opposite of everything in this book."

rudemix		2012-05-22 09:20:05 PM

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Still better than advice I read from a farker once. If you eat less in weight daily than your shiat weighs daily you will lose weight. The farker swore to it.

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