farkingismybusiness: ultraholland: then we became hipsters

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Of course the merpeople are out there.

When the Ice Age covered much of the land, the most pragmatic of our kind sought the familiar confines of the sea. There were adequate deposits of protein and a more constant temperature gradiant.

While terrestrial beings were innundated by gases and climes that did not suit them, the merpeople bided their time.

We remain unaware of them by their design. They have not stopped waiting.

Some of the favourites of cryptozoologists:

1) Loch Ness
2) Big Foot
3) Mermaids
4) American documentary film maker

I've seen such creatures gamboling about. But never when I was sober.

And now I can't get that damned Octopus's Garden out of my head.... please, someone shoot me!

zzrhardy: 1) Loch Ness



"Was Jack the Ripper in fact a sixty-foot sea serpent from Scotland? Did I take this job to make a quick buck? We may never know the answers to these questions."

Wow. This alone should discredit any "scientific " argument by any evolutionist ever again. Mermaid people? Really guys?

Preview? I saw this thing two months ago. Not badly made and kind of entertaining.

Mugato: farkingismybusiness: [i11.photobucket.com image 640x461]
The question still stands.

Gotta go with A. You can still get oral.


What? You've never gotten oral from a fish? You're missing out. Plus, like others have said, they can't talk.

ultraholland: then we became hipsters

Hipster Ariel is kinda hot. It'd be even better if she couldn't speak and had human legs (and what's between them).

thrgd456: Wow. This alone should discredit any "scientific " argument by any evolutionist ever again. Mermaid people? Really guys?

Wow. This alone should discredit any "intelligent" argument by you ever again. Internet trolling? Really man?

1/10 for making me respond to your idiocy.

marius2: Another once great channel has fallen.

Did you weep and gnash when they made "Dragons: A Fantasy Made Real"?

thrgd456: Wow. This alone should discredit any "scientific " argument by any evolutionist ever again. Mermaid people? Really guys?

Yes, stupid 'evolutionists'...these are much more plausible








Pastor Mike's Nephilim Study

thrgd456: Wow. This alone should discredit any "scientific " argument by any evolutionist ever again. Mermaid people? Really guys?

Yes, because some farkstick makes a mockumentary, that means all science is a lie and the Bible is literally true.

I always thought it'd be funny to portray mermaids in some sort of fiction as horrible, poo-flinging sea apes with fish tails. Trout from the waist down, pissed off chimp from the waist up.

LordOfThePings: ktybear: ZeroCorpse: Also, TFA says humans can hold their breath for 20 minutes... I can't say I've ever witnessed that.

World record 19 minutes 21 seconds

That's an old link, current records.

Indeed it is...grief, I couldn't get close to 20 mins

Animal Planet has Monster Week going on. It's mostly River Monsters and Call of the Wildman.

/still better than most channels.

SandMann:

That is nightmare fuel.

flamingboar: SandMann:

That is nightmare fuel.

Look up Patricia Piccinini if you don't want to sleep.

socially inept was taken: seriously, what IS that? I am scared of the person who thought that up.

She is an artist who does creepy sculptures

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fusillade762: "Was Jack the Ripper in fact a sixty-foot sea serpent from Scotland? Did I take this job to make a quick buck? We may never know the answers to these questions."

He's just asking her for tree fiddy.

So many mermaids, so little time...





/does jake count as a mermaid?

RexTalionis: RichieLaw: RexTalionis: [farm3.static.flickr.com image 500x397]

WTF IS THAT?

Feejee mermaid, man. I'm surprised you've never heard of it.


heard of it before it was popular

thrgd456: Wow. This alone should discredit any "scientific " argument by any evolutionist ever again. Mermaid people? Really guys?

Well, if they find mermaids, then this shouldn't be far behind:

farkingismybusiness:
The question still stands.

Answer has already been voiced.

thrgd456: Wow. This alone should discredit any "scientific " argument by any evolutionist ever again. Mermaid people? Really guys?

Oh damn. Now that you mentioned evolution, all these morons will realize that you can't have a creature with scales and hair and breasts. It doesn't work that way.
There goes their livelihoods. But at least they'll be honest enough to give them up.

0Icky0: evolution

Hell, some of the old stuff was pretty darn wacky :s

I want to believe...





I got my rod, and I'm holding it tight...
I've got my tackle, do you think they'll bite?

Come a little closer girl, and see the worm I'd dangling.

Link

Cyno01: Hai!

Sorry...FISH scales
I get scales on my ass when I don't wash down there often enough. But it doesn't make me half fish.

KrispyKritter: Mugato: farkingismybusiness: [i11.photobucket.com image 640x461]
The question still stands.

Gotta go with A. You can still get oral.

but then you hear the mouth yapitty yappity. i'm torn.

Take another look at the lips on that fish. You can have it all brother.

I'm with those who said the Dragons made real special was pretty cool.

Great Porn Dragon: And now I have "Murmaider" stuck in my head, thanks. :D (And thank you for pointing out that--until very, very recently--mermaids were NOT considered nice creatures AT ALL and considered pretty damn infamous for luring sailors to their deaths. Come to think of it, the original fae ALSO were considered pretty damn scary until "tamed down" to the modern image of fairies...)

Mermaids are the selfsame sirens that tried to kill Odysseus and his men. And H.P. Lovecraft's Deep Ones were always supposed to had been based on fact. And yes, even the Fae that are supposed to be friendly towards us can be pretty dangerous. People forget that the word 'little' originally had nothing to do with size. It originally meant someone or something mean-spirited and back alley nasty.

Dr.Zom: A friend of mine, a fisherman in Alaska for over 20 years, knows a guy who saw one. He went topside one night to pee off the side and interrupted a hominid of some kind with skin the color of a fish belly climbing into the boat. He screamed, it skedaddled.

And if you go back to the earliest recorded Western merpeople sightings there are many that are definitely not dugongs or other sea mammals. The sightings report the things to have legs just like we do.

I've heard other stories like this one. And yes, most of them appear to have legs like we do, but I suspect that maybe their feet have adapted to living in the ocean and that gives us an illusion of having a tail.

MisterLoki: Is there a crypto database similar to MUFON?

I wish there was. There's some cryptozoology websites, of course. But most of them do more harm than good. And some of the most famous cryptozoologists are so biased towards certain kinds of cryptids like sasquatch and the nessies, that other creatures are overlooked or forgotten. One big problem that's occurring right now is the greying of the investigators. Some months, the biggest cryptozoology stories are which cryptozoologists have passed away. And when those people pass away, their collections of books and memorabilia are broken up and sometimes tossed away into the trash. End of a database.

I'm not saying it was mermaids...

I'm getting my monofin modified to a mer tail for diving, so I'm getting a high-performance aquatic kick out of these replies.

Mugato: marius2: Another once great channel has fallen.

I can't think of one network where the programming still has anything to do with the original premise. Maybe Lifetime.

Actually, Lifetime has started showing movies where everything isn't a man's fault, and, sometimes, it's the middle-aged woman that has the psychological issues.

/Where's the outrage!

Coelacanth: And yes, even the Fae that are supposed to be friendly towards us can be pretty dangerous. People forget that the word 'little' originally had nothing to do with size. It originally meant someone or something mean-spirited and back alley nasty.

I forgot to add that the Fae are/were called "The Little People", and during the Victorian era, people Disneyfied fairy tales.

farkingismybusiness: [i11.photobucket.com image 640x461]
The question still stands.

Fish tails go side to side, aquatic mammals like whales and dolphins tails go up and down. Mermaids tails go up and down. So just like whales and dolphins, they will have mammal parts. So the choice is easy, #1

Mugato: marius2: Another once great channel has fallen.

I can't think of one network where the programming still has anything to do with the original premise. Maybe Lifetime.

Velocity is pretty much dead on with their premise. Cars cars cars and the occasional motorcycle.

MAYORBOB: I'm not saying it was mermaids...
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Exactly what I was thinking.

Mugato: marius2: Another once great channel has fallen.

I can't think of one network where the programming still has anything to do with the original premise. Maybe Lifetime.

TCM
ESPN

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People you might meet at Walmart?