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(ESPN)   Will the Coyotes fight off elimination again, or will the LA Kings score a record 8th straight playoff road win and the conference crown? 9pm ET   (espn.go.com) divider line 994
    More: Cool, Kings, coyotes, playoffs, academic conference, Mike Smith, Zach Parise, NHL head coaches, New York Rangers  
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2012-05-22 11:49:04 PM  
WE GOT BONUS HOCKEY SIGN!
 
2012-05-22 11:49:19 PM  
It's bonus hockey!
 
2012-05-22 11:49:20 PM  
L'hockey de bonus!
 
2012-05-22 11:49:37 PM  
i dont care what people say. delay of game penalties add excitement to the game, and i approve
 
2012-05-22 11:49:54 PM  
Oh, for fark sakes!

PHX- Vrbata
LA- Fark LA
 
paj
2012-05-22 11:49:57 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-22 11:50:22 PM  
I think the delay of game penalty will go the way of "man in the crease" penalty circa 1999. There's gotta be some common sense involved.

oh, and BONUS HOCKEY!
 
2012-05-22 11:50:37 PM  

Nofun McKilljoy: i dont care what people say. delay of game penalties add excitement to the game, and i approve


That's certainly true right now!
 
mjg
2012-05-22 11:51:00 PM  
I'm gonna be bold and say PHX scores short-handed in the first minute.
 
2012-05-22 11:51:02 PM  

Polish Hussar: Donnchadha: RminusQ: bionicjoe: It's much like a 'geek/nerd girl'.
A photo with a video game controller glasses anywhere in the pic, BOOM, geek girl.

[forums.funny-games.biz image 352x440]

There are a number of reasons why I love that image

BONUS HOCKEY!


And conveniently, it doubles as a TIED! image.
 
2012-05-22 11:51:24 PM  
So, the cars.com commercials.
Anyone else getting these?
 
paj
2012-05-22 11:51:24 PM  
LAK - Scuderi
PHX - Boedker
 
2012-05-22 11:51:39 PM  
As promised, from the "Top Gear Winter Olympics" - car hockey. Hover your mouse over the video, wait for the annotations/icons/graphics/whateverthehellthey'recalled to appear, and click on the "5" box on the right hand side.
 
2012-05-22 11:51:51 PM  
i can tell it hurt bettmans ego to say there is nothing like Hockey night in Canada
 
2012-05-22 11:51:57 PM  
Hatfields & McCoys looks awesome.
 
2012-05-22 11:52:26 PM  
PHX -- Roenick
LA -- Robitaille

That's right, OT goes so long, time loops back on itself so that they are playing for their respective teams again

I think that's about 6 OTs?
 
2012-05-22 11:53:59 PM  

Nofun McKilljoy: i dont care what people say. delay of game penalties add excitement to the game, and i approve


I agree, however 2 min penalty is too long though. 1 min or even 30 seconds would be good enough to punish a team for an honest screwup but not kill them. It's also short enough then to be used tactically by a team willing to go down a man for a minute or so. Something else for my "When I replace Bettman" folder....

/bonus hockey (a medium strength cheer, I love OT hockey but I'm beat & really would like to go to bed...)
 
2012-05-22 11:54:03 PM  
Doggies: Boedker
Kings: Mitchell
 
2012-05-22 11:54:06 PM  
ohmygawd, ohmygawd, ohmygawd
 
2012-05-22 11:54:54 PM  
Change the delay of game penalty?? Blasphemy! GTFO
 
2012-05-22 11:55:11 PM  
when the puck goes into the crowd do they get to keep it?
 
2012-05-22 11:55:25 PM  

Donnchadha: PHX -- Roenick
LA -- Robitaille

That's right, OT goes so long, time loops back on itself so that they are playing for their respective teams again

I think that's about 6 OTs?


If we're going old school I'm taking Doan. =P
 
2012-05-22 11:55:39 PM  
Some girls should not be allowed to dance while drunk.

Especially if they do the cabbage patch.
 
2012-05-22 11:56:31 PM  
www.farmersonly.com
 
2012-05-22 11:56:48 PM  

Mr.Tangent: Donnchadha: PHX -- Roenick
LA -- Robitaille

That's right, OT goes so long, time loops back on itself so that they are playing for their respective teams again

I think that's about 6 OTs?

If we're going old school I'm taking Doan. =P


o.onionstatic.com
 
2012-05-22 11:57:35 PM  

rickythepenguin: when the puck goes into the crowd do they get to keep it?


Yes
 
2012-05-22 11:57:48 PM  

Theonceovertwice: ohmygawd, ohmygawd, ohmygawd


I see you


I love 50 year old Jeremy Roenick in 2012 rocking the 1993 style hairdo. AND FROSTED TIPS.

/i know, barry melrose, mel kiper jr
 
2012-05-22 11:57:48 PM  
PHO - Hanzal
LA - Richards
 
paj
2012-05-22 11:57:51 PM  

rickythepenguin: when the puck goes into the crowd do they get to keep it?


wtfreply.com
but seriously, yes, you can keep it.
 
2012-05-22 11:58:04 PM  
About to go home from work so I'll bow out of the thread until after the game or I get home, whichever is last.
 
2012-05-22 11:59:00 PM  

Silvara: Some girls should not be allowed to dance while drunk.

Especially if they do the cabbage patch.



and i love how some scottsdale GILF with double Ds in in frame whenever they show your boy Tippett.
 
2012-05-22 11:59:16 PM  
Dammit, they realized the schedule for the Final and Game 6 is the night of my school's Senior Awards. Then again, when I was a student, there was a senior event the night of Game 7 in 2003.

Good omen? I'll worry about that if we get to the final.
 
2012-05-22 11:59:23 PM  

intelligent comment below: rickythepenguin: when the puck goes into the crowd do they get to keep it?

Yes


They should put some sort of microchip thing in it so that they don't get to keep it... and then they could use the microchip to make the puck glow on TV

Ooh.. maybe it could have a comet tail thing when it gets shot really hard
 
2012-05-22 11:59:30 PM  

Polish Hussar: I'll probably archive binge all the Critic videos and Paw's Music Movies over the summer once I don't have shiat to do. I ran into Elisa, Nella, and Paw at the Fark Johnnie Walker event earlier this month, they're all cool people.

OK BACK TO HOCKEY.

That is farking awesome. There are times where I wished I lived in the New York metropolitan area, and times I'm grateful I don't. The Fark Johnnie Walker tasting is one of the former.


I met some of those guys at Magfest last year, they are all cool peeps but when my GF and my other firend talked with Nella, it was so cutesy, I had to leave and laugh, plus some are good Rock Band players, I wanted to play Painkiller with me on drums, some looked at me like "You're insane." We played Queen instead.
 
2012-05-23 12:00:16 AM  

desertgeek: About to go home from work so I'll bow out of the thread until after the game or I get home, whichever is last.


I will use my mental powers to keep Phoenix from scoring until you get home, and the Kings.
 
2012-05-23 12:00:43 AM  

rickythepenguin: and i love how some scottsdale GILF with double Ds in in frame whenever they show your boy Tippett.


My boy? Hell, I'm just rooting for them because my teams are out. Both thanks to the Kings.
 
2012-05-23 12:00:45 AM  
cdn.bleacherreport.net >>>> www.danwashburn.com

farm6.staticflickr.com

farm3.static.flickr.com

i.cdn.turner.com

img.auctiva.com

farm5.staticflickr.com
 
mjg
2012-05-23 12:01:28 AM  
img101.imageshack.us
Hanzel is gonna win it.
 
2012-05-23 12:01:28 AM  

9beers: Hatfields & McCoys looks awesome.


You mean Open Range 2?
 
2012-05-23 12:01:50 AM  
HERE WEEGO GET BEER BONUS HOCKEYTIMES!img502.imageshack.us
 
2012-05-23 12:01:54 AM  

Polish Hussar: As promised, from the "Top Gear Winter Olympics" - car hockey. Hover your mouse over the video, wait for the annotations/icons/graphics/whateverthehellthey'recalled to appear, and click on the "5" box on the right hand side.


Can't believe Top Gear and Dr. Who are delayed for summer because of the Olympics.

FARK!
 
2012-05-23 12:03:12 AM  

mjg: [img101.imageshack.us image 224x272]
Hanzel is gonna win it.


Not if Quick knows Magnum

i1239.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-23 12:03:34 AM  
Not sure if my b.f. sitting next to me is going to survive overtime.
 
2012-05-23 12:03:39 AM  

eddievercetti: Polish Hussar: As promised, from the "Top Gear Winter Olympics" - car hockey. Hover your mouse over the video, wait for the annotations/icons/graphics/whateverthehellthey'recalled to appear, and click on the "5" box on the right hand side.

Can't believe Top Gear and Dr. Who are delayed for summer because of the Olympics.

FARK!


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!.jpg
 
paj
2012-05-23 12:03:48 AM  
OT about to begin.
 
2012-05-23 12:03:52 AM  

Donnchadha: Ooh.. maybe it could have a comet tail thing when it gets shot really hard



i know, i watched Fox back in the day when they did that. who cares. i'm a hockey novice. you win.

was that not the all star game when your boy al iafrete and his mullet won the hradest slap shot contest? i watched that shiat.
 
2012-05-23 12:03:55 AM  

Gawdzila: [cdn.bleacherreport.net image 342x400] >>>> [www.danwashburn.com image 250x210]

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[img.auctiva.com image 640x437]

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There's something about that Indian(?) ice girl that's so yummy.
 
2012-05-23 12:04:16 AM  
Bonus hockey is about to commence
 
2012-05-23 12:04:53 AM  

vegaswench: Not sure if my b.f. sitting next to me is going to survive overtime.



if only there was a creative way to wake him up..........

what?

I didn't say anything.
 
2012-05-23 12:04:55 AM  
GAME ON! Lets end this Kings!
 
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