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(Betabeat)   This nerd could have used his skills to save the world. Instead, he stole some Legos   (betabeat.com) divider line 36
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2012-05-22 05:36:07 PM
Mr. Langenbach is a multimillionaire, so it's not like he's some poor tragic figure who really just wanted to build a LEGO castle for his son's birthday. Some just do it for the thrill, we suppose.

Multimillionaires get to be multimillionaires by being incredibly cheap bastards.
 
2012-05-22 05:45:15 PM
Lando Lincoln: Mr. Langenbach is a multimillionaire, so it's not like he's some poor tragic figure who really just wanted to build a LEGO castle for his son's birthday. Some just do it for the thrill, we suppose.

Multimillionaires get to be multimillionaires by being incredibly cheap bastards.


That seems like a reasonable formula, but it's not. I'm an incredibly cheap bastard and I'm not a millionaire.
 
2012-05-22 05:53:05 PM
The speculation that this required any kind of genius or that he somehow leveraged SAP's technology is kind of absurd.

Swapping bar codes is as easy as buying a cheap lego kit, scanning and printing up some stickers with its bar code and putting it on a more expensive lego kit. It's only slightly more involved than swapping price tags was back in the 80s.
 
2012-05-22 05:55:39 PM
I_Am_Weasel: Multimillionaires get to be multimillionaires by being incredibly cheap bastards.

That seems like a reasonable formula, but it's not. I'm an incredibly cheap bastard and I'm not a millionaire.


A VP at firm like SAP doesn't need to be cheap in order to acquire a million dollars any more than Sergey Brin needed to clip coupons in order to become a billionaire.
 
2012-05-22 06:15:57 PM
Heh, ERP Software.

They must have a great selection of wizard hats
 
2012-05-22 06:33:17 PM
Babwa Wawa: A VP at firm like SAP doesn't need to be cheap in order to acquire a million dollars

But it doesn't hurt
 
2012-05-22 06:44:49 PM
localhostr.com
 
2012-05-22 07:19:14 PM
I doubt he could actually have saved the world
 
2012-05-22 07:28:14 PM
Lando Lincoln: Mr. Langenbach is a multimillionaire, so it's not like he's some poor tragic figure who really just wanted to build a LEGO castle for his son's birthday. Some just do it for the thrill, we suppose.

Multimillionaires get to be multimillionaires by being incredibly cheap bastards.


According the article CNET had (which I submitted but was not Greenlit), he was reselling a lot of them on eBay, and had at least $30k in sales there.
 
2012-05-22 07:37:14 PM
The trick is to use the right product category, baked beans does not work on LEGO bricks. :/
 
2012-05-22 07:54:23 PM
Rising_Zan_Samurai_Gunman : According the article CNET had (which I submitted but was not Greenlit), he was reselling a lot of them on eBay, and had at least $30k in sales there.

That

/didn't he have a bunch of shiat in his house too
 
2012-05-22 07:58:38 PM
LEGO is not a singular noun and cannot be pluralised.

/don't get me started on "e-mail"
 
2012-05-22 08:09:10 PM
VP at an ERP software vendor does not make him a nerd nor a geek nor inherently capable of any sort of above average techno wrangling. It implies to me some ability as a business manager. His choice of criminal activities and their execution also belie some ignorance to the way modern business is conducted, especially by those large businesses who utilize ERP systems to track goods, costs and logistics in general.

Nerd, no. Cheapskate dumbass, yes.
 
2012-05-22 08:14:37 PM
haydenarrrrgh: LEGO is not a singular noun and cannot be pluralised.

/don't get me started on "e-mail"



LEGOs.

Hey! You lied to us! You said it couldn't be done.

/I trusted you...
 
2012-05-22 08:24:17 PM
haydenarrrrgh: LEGO is not a singular noun and cannot be pluralised.

/don't get me started on "e-mail"


What's the singular of LEGO, then? LEGUM?
 
2012-05-22 08:33:06 PM
BroVinny: haydenarrrrgh: LEGO is not a singular noun and cannot be pluralised.

/don't get me started on "e-mail"

What's the singular of LEGO, then? LEGUM?


True, we say "I have a Lego piece" or "Give me your Lego pieces." But I still hear, "Give me some Legos for my B-Day!" So, I conclude that "Lego" is a class noun (and not a singular noun). But then class nouns can be pluralized. (E.g., "These here waters are polluted!")
 
2012-05-22 08:52:49 PM
This nerd could have used his skills to save the world.

What skills, knowing how to use his printer?
 
2012-05-22 09:08:11 PM
Bhasayate: BroVinny: haydenarrrrgh: LEGO is not a singular noun and cannot be pluralised.

/don't get me started on "e-mail"

What's the singular of LEGO, then? LEGUM?

True, we say "I have a Lego piece" or "Give me your Lego pieces." But I still hear, "Give me some Legos for my B-Day!" So, I conclude that "Lego" is a class noun (and not a singular noun). But then class nouns can be pluralized. (E.g., "These here waters are polluted!")


Maybe LEGO is meant to be both singular and plural, like sheep.

This leads me to a pet peeve. While I could give a crap how the corporation thinks the word should be used, the word "LEGO" should never become a general term for "toy interlocking bricks" (like "Coke" has for "soda," "Kleenex" for "tissue," or "Xerox" for "photocopy" has). Only LEGO is LEGO, and if I ask for LEGO for Christmas, I don't want to find Lock Blocks, Mega Blocks, or any other off-brand under the tree.
 
2012-05-22 09:15:13 PM
BroVinny: Bhasayate: BroVinny: haydenarrrrgh: LEGO is not a singular noun and cannot be pluralised.

/don't get me started on "e-mail"

What's the singular of LEGO, then? LEGUM?

True, we say "I have a Lego piece" or "Give me your Lego pieces." But I still hear, "Give me some Legos for my B-Day!" So, I conclude that "Lego" is a class noun (and not a singular noun). But then class nouns can be pluralized. (E.g., "These here waters are polluted!")

Maybe LEGO is meant to be both singular and plural, like sheep.

This leads me to a pet peeve. While I could give a crap how the corporation thinks the word should be used, the word "LEGO" should never become a general term for "toy interlocking bricks" (like "Coke" has for "soda," "Kleenex" for "tissue," or "Xerox" for "photocopy" has). Only LEGO is LEGO, and if I ask for LEGO for Christmas, I don't want to find Lock Blocks, Mega Blocks, or any other off-brand under the tree.


WORD!

Also, you have a point about "Lego" being like "Sheep." However, I never actually hear people say "Nice sheeps you got there." They get corrected for saying shiat like that. But, again, people say, "Give me Legos!"

But, alas, people are speaking incorrectly.

Dear Parents and Children

LEGO® is a brand name that is very special to all of us in the LEGO Group Companies. We would sincerely appreciate your help in keeping it special by referring to our bricks as "LEGO Bricks or Toys" and not just "LEGOS". By doing so, you will be helping to protect and preserve a brand that stands for quality the world over.

If at any time we can be of service to you regarding our products, please feel free to write to us.

Susan Williams

AND

In Danish (where the name comes from; derived from "leg godt" meaning "play good"), Norwegian and Swedish, the name is an uncountable noun. I think it's both because it refers more to a concept than any actual piece. And also many of the pieces are small enough to be effectively "uncountable" like "grain", "sand" etc. I would personally use the word as an uncountable noun in English too. Calling it "Legos" sounds a bit odd (like saying "the Internets" etc.).

Here is an entire thread on the issue, where I got those copy/pasta stuffs:

http://english.stackexchange.com/questions/10839/legos-not-lego
 
2012-05-22 09:21:24 PM
haydenarrrrgh: LEGO is not a singular noun and cannot be pluralised.

/don't get me started on "e-mail"


Actually the plural of "lego" is "legi".


/because I CAN!
 
2012-05-22 09:23:19 PM
Fark this sociopathic prike.
Send him to jail or someplace where he can be the recipient of ECT.
 
2012-05-22 09:39:07 PM
Is this the thread where we express out autism by nit picking the plural form of a farking toy?

/it's legos
//stop trying to make "fetch" happen.
 
2012-05-22 09:43:19 PM
So I'm supposed to change how I refer to more than one of a toy to protect a large corporation's precious branding, despite "legos" being perfectly acceptable to all but the most obnoxious of pedants?

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2012-05-22 09:53:49 PM
haydenarrrrgh: LEGO is not a singular noun and cannot be pluralised.

/don't get me started on "e-mail"


Trolling is a art, subby done got you good.
 
2012-05-22 09:55:18 PM
Target caught Mr. Langenbach on camera switching the tickets, because the store keeps close track of LEGO sales even though it's no longer the '90s.

WTF does that mean? Is stealing Lego some 90s-specific crime?
 
2012-05-22 10:19:50 PM
Lego's.

/runs
 
2012-05-22 10:31:07 PM
mcmnky: Target caught Mr. Langenbach on camera switching the tickets, because the store keeps close track of LEGO sales even though it's no longer the '90s.

WTF does that mean? Is stealing Lego some 90s-specific crime?


A peak in sales occured during the 90's.

Lego's bricks!
 
2012-05-22 10:53:44 PM
StoPPeRmobile: mcmnky: Target caught Mr. Langenbach on camera switching the tickets, because the store keeps close track of LEGO sales even though it's no longer the '90s.

WTF does that mean? Is stealing Lego some 90s-specific crime?

A peak in sales occured during the 90's.

Lego's bricks!


Is that like Reese's Pieces?
 
2012-05-22 11:59:07 PM
Lando Lincoln: Multimillionaires get to be multimillionaires by being incredibly cheap bastards.

This is what poor people who vote Republican think most of the time.
 
2012-05-23 12:22:54 AM
Lando Lincoln: Mr. Langenbach is a multimillionaire, so it's not like he's some poor tragic figure who really just wanted to build a LEGO castle for his son's birthday. Some just do it for the thrill, we suppose.

Multimillionaires get to be multimillionaires by being incredibly cheap bastards.


Actually, in my experience, it's been a correlation, not a causation.
 
2012-05-23 12:31:27 AM
Bhasayate: BroVinny: Bhasayate: BroVinny: haydenarrrrgh:

Dear Parents and Children

LEGO® is a brand name that is very special to all of us in the LEGO Group Companies. We would sincerely appreciate your help in keeping it special by referring to our bricks as "LEGO Bricks or Toys" and not just "LEGOS". By doing so, you will be helping to protect and preserve a brand that stands for quality the world over.

If at any time we can be of service to you regarding our products, please feel free to write to us.

Susan Williams



I can say whatever the hell I wan't regardless of your corporate desire to control your trademarks or corporate pride or whatever. I will forever call them LEGOs when I want to talk about them in the plural. LEGO bricks sounds lame, ever think of that? LEGO Toys is worse, what else are LEGOs but toys, so it is redundant.

Also, as the article points out ""LEGOs are very popular and expensive," a police spokesperson assured NBC.

Why is a bunch of little plastic blocks expensive, surely you can extrude millions of the little farkers an hour at little cost. Coming up with designs cannot be that hard since nowadays you just make all kinds of rediculous pieces. You should force kids to be creative in their building, as you are with your LEGO Statue of Liberty.
 
2012-05-23 03:36:21 AM
redonkulon: LEGO bricks sounds lame, ever think of that?

silverlaketosoho.com
 
2012-05-23 08:32:14 AM
untaken_name: Lando Lincoln: Mr. Langenbach is a multimillionaire, so it's not like he's some poor tragic figure who really just wanted to build a LEGO castle for his son's birthday. Some just do it for the thrill, we suppose.

Multimillionaires get to be multimillionaires by being incredibly cheap bastards.

Actually, in my experience, it's been a correlation, not a causation.


There was a book called The Millionaire Next Door which explains research done 15 or so years ago that found most American millionaires (people with a net worth greater than a million dollars, which is different from "people with a lot of expensive stuff they can barely make payments on" )were most often independent business owners who live a middle-class lifestyle and are diligent about saving and conservatively investing their money, like a plumber who eventually built his one man operation into a contracting business.
 
2012-05-23 12:38:44 PM
Bhasayate: Also, you have a point about "Lego" being like "Sheep." However, I never actually hear people say "Nice sheeps you got there." They get corrected for saying shiat like that. But, again, people say, "Give me Legos!"

But, alas, people are speaking incorrectly.


No. People just aren't using the official pluralization, which isn't the same thing as all.

If you take a descriptive approach to language, the fact that people commonly say LEGOs means that the common plural is LEGOs, regardless of what the "official" pluralization is.

The LEGO marketing department may hate that fact and send snippy notes to journalists, but that doesn't have anything to do with how we should say it in ordinary conversations.

/LEGOs!
 
2012-05-23 01:09:31 PM
redonkulon: Why is a bunch of little plastic blocks expensive, surely you can extrude millions of the little farkers an hour at little cost.

They don't have to be - you can buy off-brand blocks and kits that are interoperable with LEGO, and they are quite inexpensive.

But having received some of those kits, and given those kits to my son, I will say that although they are interoperable, they are not the same. The quality control and repeatable manufacturing process is simply not there. The resulting toys that you build from those kits are significantly more fragile than LEGO toys because the pieces do not fit together as well.
 
2012-05-24 12:02:28 AM
SAD tag? FAIL or DUMBASS would have seemed more appropriate...

or maybe I didn't understand the story right...

/I got the munchies
 
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