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(CNN)   Leftist candidate for Mexican congress gives voters two reasons to support her   (cnn.com) divider line 121
    More: Obvious, Congress of Mexico, Mexican, Party of the Democratic Revolution, juarez, Guadalajara  
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2012-05-22 02:34:52 PM  
She's preempting calls for "tits or GTFO".
 
2012-05-22 03:05:07 PM  
I'm not sure I'm getting the message:
"Society is lethargic. We don't seem to be aware of our role. We need to get energized. We need to tell people, 'Hey, wake up because if you don't, sharks are going to eat you up. Wake up, you citizen and politician," Juarez said.
...therefore, whip out your bewbs?

I'm not sure I understand the message, but I'll 'listen'!
 
2012-05-22 03:42:03 PM  
No and hell no.

/I'm not RTFA either.
 
2012-05-22 03:44:08 PM  
Murdered by cartels in 3....2....1...
 
2012-05-22 03:45:13 PM  
Is it bewbs? I bet it's bewbs.

*RTFA

Yay bewbs!
 
2012-05-22 03:46:16 PM  
Imagine if this was tried in America the political fallout we would have.
Now imagine Hillary topless, and maybe Sarah too.
Only in America are boobies taboo.
 
2012-05-22 03:47:19 PM  

Thelyphthoric: 'Hey, wake up because if you don't, sharks are going to eat you up.


Campaign lesson number one: Don't do interviews after an all night Jaws marathon.
 
2012-05-22 03:49:28 PM  
Yeah, but she's Mexican and over 25, so her tetas look like brown yams with the end all burnt. No thanks.
 
2012-05-22 03:49:31 PM  
Just more left-wingers sucking from the political teat.
 
2012-05-22 03:49:42 PM  

cig-mkr: Now imagine Hillary topless,


NO!

and maybe Sarah too.

I'd look, they don't come across as being saggy
 
2012-05-22 03:49:43 PM  

cig-mkr: Imagine if this was tried in America the political fallout we would have.


"The Bible says" vs "Why do you hate women?" so not much different.
 
2012-05-22 03:49:52 PM  
Looks like the hand bra is giving her all the support she needs.

/Gringo
//Put whipping em out on the ballot here and I will vote yes
 
2012-05-22 03:49:59 PM  
"It's a campaign that's raising a lot of eyebrows in Mexico."

That's not the only thing it's been raising.
 
2012-05-22 03:50:20 PM  
Leftist? Looks like the right hangs lower to me.
 
2012-05-22 03:52:41 PM  

socodog: Yeah, but she's Mexican and over 25, so her tetas look like brown yams with the end all burnt. No thanks.


maybe.... unless she's one of the luck few that age like Asian women.
My real estate agent is like that. 40ish and a body that puts most 20yos to shame.
For some reason though, she can't find me a house that i like, so I guess we'll just have to keep looking and looking.
 
2012-05-22 03:53:08 PM  
Thus the definition of a Mexican leftist emerges -- cover the right hand to cover the boob, leaving the left hand free to perform a power salute.
 
2012-05-22 03:53:31 PM  
Saludar a mis pequeños grandes amigas!
 
2012-05-22 03:54:32 PM  
RIGHT ON!
 
2012-05-22 03:55:29 PM  

cig-mkr: Imagine if this was tried in America the political fallout we would have.
Now imagine Hillary topless, and maybe Sarah too.
Only in America are boobies taboo.


Go for the gusto! Hellen Thomas!
 
2012-05-22 03:56:13 PM  
[albundynotsureifwant.jpg]

/apathy
 
2012-05-22 03:57:20 PM  
Well she takes vote whoring to a new level.

rlv.zcache.com
 
2012-05-22 03:58:33 PM  
Unless she's the one in the back center right, noooooooope
 
2012-05-22 04:00:15 PM  
Yep, I would.
 
2012-05-22 04:00:24 PM  
This post is a vote for any woman who will show me her boobs
 
2012-05-22 04:00:31 PM  
Sorry. I have no problems handing out abrahams for it but I draw the line waaayyyyy before we get to votes.
 
2012-05-22 04:00:51 PM  
Again, or still?
 
2012-05-22 04:01:11 PM  
So when do the American leftists vent their rage at yet another example of objectifying women? Oh, wait, it's attracting attention for the purpose of selling something they like as opposed to chicken wings or perfume, so this time it's OK.
 
2012-05-22 04:02:11 PM  

socodog: Yeah, but she's Mexican and over 25, so her tetas look like brown yams with the end all burnt. No thanks.


I lol'd
 
2012-05-22 04:02:47 PM  
SoCalSurfer

Murdered by cartels in 3....2....1...

So she will be going tits up?
 
2012-05-22 04:03:55 PM  
raising a lot of eyebrows

jeffpicard.com
 
2012-05-22 04:04:39 PM  

Sticky Hands: For some reason though, she can't find me a house that i like, so I guess we'll just have to keep looking and looking.


Have you checked her house?

As for the candidate, sounds like she'd have my vote. Remember people, left/right can be vastly different in other countries.
 
2012-05-22 04:06:51 PM  

Sticky Hands: socodog: Yeah, but she's Mexican and over 25, so her tetas look like brown yams with the end all burnt. No thanks.

maybe.... unless she's one of the luck few that age like Asian women.
My real estate agent is like that. 40ish and a body that puts most 20yos to shame.
For some reason though, she can't find me a house that i like, so I guess we'll just have to keep looking and looking.


I think I've seen that movie...
 
2012-05-22 04:07:40 PM  
Thank Odin that Sarah Palin did not pose "topless" to garner votes!
 
2012-05-22 04:08:15 PM  
Another billboard shows the bare legs of four women with their pelvic areas covered with a semi-transparent yellow cloth. The caption on the cloth reads: "It's better for one thousand of us to take a step forward than for one leader to take one thousand steps for us."

I like that message, and I haven't even see the presentation of it yet. But it's a good cliche message for a political ad.
 
2012-05-22 04:08:53 PM  
Well, it beats her holding up two severed human heads.
 
2012-05-22 04:09:12 PM  
Stormy Daniels set the bar pretty high when she got DP'd on her campaign poster.

i48.tinypic.com
 
2012-05-22 04:11:47 PM  

Mock26: Thank Odin that Sarah Palin did not pose "topless" to garner votes!


Palin's one of the few political candidates that I wouldn't mind seeing in Playboy.
 
2012-05-22 04:12:48 PM  
I say YES to this kind of politics.
 
2012-05-22 04:14:09 PM  

portscanner: cig-mkr: Imagine if this was tried in America the political fallout we would have.
Now imagine Hillary topless, and maybe Sarah too.
Only in America are boobies taboo.

Go for the gusto! Hellen Thomas!


Nancy Pelosi or nothing
 
2012-05-22 04:14:23 PM  

tommydee: Looks like the hand bra is giving her all the support she needs.


And if that isn't enough, that belly will support the rest.

Also, making a circle with your thumb and forefinger != left fist.
 
2012-05-22 04:15:11 PM  
"I got fly tetas, Chino!"
 
2012-05-22 04:16:30 PM  

CasperImproved: Well, it beats her holding up two severed human heads.


Not if she does that while topless.
 
2012-05-22 04:16:44 PM  
Counterpoint: No fat chicas!
 
2012-05-22 04:17:00 PM  

SoCalSurfer: Murdered by cartels in 3....2....1...


Why? She'd be more valuable as a prostitute in some desert brothel.
 
2012-05-22 04:17:57 PM  

Firethorn: As for the candidate, sounds like she'd have my vote. Remember people, left/right can be vastly different in other countries.


Personally, I hope she's more or less symmetrical.
 
2012-05-22 04:18:33 PM  
good for her.
 
2012-05-22 04:18:39 PM  

Kome: Another billboard shows the bare legs of four women with their pelvic areas covered with a semi-transparent yellow cloth. The caption on the cloth reads: "It's better for one thousand of us to take a step forward than for one leader to take one thousand steps for us."

I like that message, and I haven't even see the presentation of it yet. But it's a good cliche message for a political ad.


Hmmm. Covering the crotch with what appears to be a urine soaked rag doesn't seem to give me a message that I can absorb.
 
2012-05-22 04:18:44 PM  

farkeruk: Mock26: Thank Odin that Sarah Palin did not pose "topless" to garner votes!

Palin's one of the few political candidates that I wouldn't mind seeing in Playboy.



ugh gawd I just vomited a little bit into my mouth. *shudder*
 
2012-05-22 04:20:21 PM  

Mock26: Thank Odin that Sarah Palin did not pose "topless" to garner votes!


I bet you had no problem then Obama did it, you sexist pig
 
2012-05-22 04:21:33 PM  
Unless my google-fu sucks, false advertising.
 
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