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(CNN) NewsFlash US Airways jetliner en route from Paris to Charlotte, North Carolina, has been diverted to Bangor, Maine due to a suspicious passenger. Passenger was suspicious because he said US Airways had good customer service   (news.blogs.cnn.com) divider line 22
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2012-05-22 01:19:23 PM
2 votes:

air_wx: It was a woman who announced that she had a surgically implanted device. She was arrested.


Pacemaker?
2012-05-22 12:44:52 PM
2 votes:
Someone got caught Flying While Muslim again. Shut everything down!
2012-05-22 12:41:27 PM
2 votes:
What are the odds on this being some bigot complaining about some Arab-looking dude who was just sitting there, minding his own business? Or perhaps some passenger that was "agitated" as a result of just having had his nuts fondled by some government-sponsored pervert at the security gate.
2012-05-22 12:41:19 PM
2 votes:
Dark-skinned guy with diarrhea?

Guy in a turban watching an action movie with lots of explosions?

Pakistani family speaking not-English and laughing during the safety demonstration?

I'm going to guess that the suspicious behavior is in that kind of a range.

/psychic
2012-05-22 12:37:52 PM
2 votes:
Newflash? Really? This shiat happens at least once or twice a month.
2012-05-22 12:37:09 PM
2 votes:
Insert langoliers references.
2012-05-22 03:26:16 PM
1 votes:
IUD=/=IED
2012-05-22 01:32:08 PM
1 votes:
Whatever it is
1) the first reports will be wrong
2) It will turn out to be something incredibly stupid.
3) There will have been a huge overreaction in the stupidest way possible.
4) the second reports will also prove to not include the full extent of the stupidity.
2012-05-22 01:30:16 PM
1 votes:
What's the TSA doing on an airplane?
2012-05-22 01:22:53 PM
1 votes:
static.flickr.com

"Please have your boarding passes ready."
2012-05-22 01:19:58 PM
1 votes:

King Something: Don't Troll Me Bro!: What are the odds on this being some bigot complaining about some Arab-looking dude who was just sitting there, minding his own business? Or perhaps some passenger that was "agitated" as a result of just having had his nuts fondled by some government-sponsored pervert at the security gate.

Extremely unlikely, since the flight took off from Paris, France.


Have you flown internationally recently? Planes bound for the US have their own extra security. Because amkerka, that's why.
2012-05-22 01:16:19 PM
1 votes:
It was a woman who announced that she had a surgically implanted device. She was arrested.
2012-05-22 01:15:21 PM
1 votes:

SoCalSurfer: If I'm flying to hong kong or Hawaii, the last thing I want to see or deal with is some old ugly bag with an attitude.



Believe it or not, they actually have a job besides looking like a model for you to undress with your eyes. I suggest you stop trying to look at every woman around you as a sex object, it helps you mature in life.
2012-05-22 12:57:17 PM
1 votes:
What surprising to me is that there is a direct flight from Paris to Charlotte, North Carolina....
2012-05-22 12:52:26 PM
1 votes:

Donnchadha: IAAl: Maine seems sort of out-of-the-way for a flight between Texas and North Carolina.

It has to do with the fact that you're traveling over a sphere, not a flat surface.


Oh. I thought Texas was mostly flat. Did it pass over the Astrodome or something?
2012-05-22 12:47:12 PM
1 votes:
Banghard? I herly know or
2012-05-22 12:45:40 PM
1 votes:
Thanks, TSA. Good work, again.
2012-05-22 12:40:38 PM
1 votes:
Cell phone pic of the suspect:
i492.photobucket.com
2012-05-22 12:38:47 PM
1 votes:
Ah, Bangor, where we send the planes with suspicious passengers. And nothing else probably...
2012-05-22 12:38:20 PM
1 votes:
He just loved that tooter fish sandwich, but he needs Keflex.
2012-05-22 12:37:49 PM
1 votes:
Lobster rolls for everyone!
2012-05-22 12:37:16 PM
1 votes:
"Bangor? I hardly know her!"

/Obvious
 
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