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(TMZ)   Someone spent $18,000 on Queen Elizabeth's panties. Her used panties   (tmz.com) divider line 86
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2012-05-22 02:26:47 PM  
Those are some extremely old panties. I'm surprised they've lasted so many centuries..

..oh, subby meant Elizabeth II.
 
2012-05-22 02:34:02 PM  
Joseph Wykowski?
 
2012-05-22 02:35:40 PM  
And this stain he-yah is whey-ah we had our royal period! We were not amused!
 
2012-05-22 02:35:48 PM  
What period are they from?
 
2012-05-22 02:40:55 PM  
"These smell like DUST!"
 
2012-05-22 02:55:15 PM  
The gauntlet has been thrown down. Your move Japan.
 
2012-05-22 02:58:17 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2012-05-22 03:05:35 PM  
A Japanese anglophile, eh?

*reads TFA*

Eh, got to be a pseudonym.
 
2012-05-22 03:21:08 PM  
xanadian: [upload.wikimedia.org image 244x385]

AAAANd we're done
 
2012-05-22 03:21:48 PM  
Queen Elizabeth uses used panties? Wow, how the royal family has fallen.
 
2012-05-22 03:21:55 PM  
Was it...George Tierney?
 
2012-05-22 03:22:31 PM  
HRHILF?

/vomiting in my mouth a little
 
2012-05-22 03:23:28 PM  

Mugato: A Japanese anglophile, eh?

*reads TFA*

Eh, got to be a pseudonym.


It's going into a premium platinum panty vending machine in Tokyo.
 
2012-05-22 03:23:38 PM  
Who's Queen Elizabeth? is she the current Queen?
 
2012-05-22 03:24:22 PM  
I'll do you one better.

The queen spent the night on a UK navy ship 10-15 years ago or so. They rigged a trap on the head she used.

That's right -- a ship in the Royal Navy is the proud custodian of Her Majesty's Turd.
 
2012-05-22 03:25:21 PM  
Aw, yeah fancy the Queen!
 
2012-05-22 03:26:11 PM  
Queen Elizabeth Vegina Gloriana.
 
2012-05-22 03:27:41 PM  

fat boy: What period are they from?


The Crustacean Period.
 
2012-05-22 03:28:21 PM  
Run some hot water through the crotch into a cup, serve with scones or biscuits, and have the most royal tea party ever!
 
2012-05-22 03:29:01 PM  
www.documentingreality.com
 
2012-05-22 03:29:15 PM  
There's nothing ok about this.
 
2012-05-22 03:30:05 PM  

Banned on the Run: I'll do you one better.

The queen spent the night on a UK navy ship 10-15 years ago or so. They rigged a trap on the head she used.

That's right -- a ship in the Royal Navy is the proud custodian of Her Majesty's Turd.


Um, that would be Her Majesty's Royal turd, commoner.
 
2012-05-22 03:30:14 PM  
beardedbowtieguys.files.wordpress.com

/disapproves
 
2012-05-22 03:30:26 PM  
Cythraul:

Those are some extremely old panties. I'm surprised they've lasted so many centuries..

..oh, subby meant Elizabeth II.


Came here to say that.

By the way, QE I was before cotton got big and centuries before nylon: royalty likely wore silk "unmentionables," everybody else made do with flax or, England's big textile, wool.

Imagine wool panties. At least it wasn't steel wool.
 
2012-05-22 03:30:31 PM  
Well, it'd be kind of silly to pay that much for clean panties, wouldn't it now...??
 
2012-05-22 03:32:24 PM  
www.techwench.com
Hmm, schoolgirl panties only go for 1000 円.
 
2012-05-22 03:32:47 PM  
What farker has money?

Answer that question and we will know who bought them?
 
2012-05-22 03:33:24 PM  

cretinbob: [www.documentingreality.com image 425x413]


This disturbs me on so many levels, I can't even go there. But I do have to thank you. I was going to relax on the couch for a while longer, but after seeing this pic I am now too afraid to look at my computer and will now get up and do my chores.
 
2012-05-22 03:34:54 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com

"Ermmm..."

/it's all in the family
 
2012-05-22 03:35:53 PM  

The One True TheDavid: Imagine wool panties.


www.picgifs.com

Yes, imagine. Imagine wool panties.
 
2012-05-22 03:36:33 PM  
Which begs the question, is the unused panty worth owing?

- If Socrates taught at F.I.T.
 
2012-05-22 03:38:31 PM  

Triumph: fat boy: What period are they from?

The Crustacean Period.


Nice.
 
2012-05-22 03:39:15 PM  
shiatIputupwith.jpg
 
2012-05-22 03:40:38 PM  

elffster: Was it...George Tierney?


from Greenville, S.C.?
 
2012-05-22 03:42:24 PM  
Left on a plane? Holy hell, she's apart of the mile high club.
/gis queen Elizabeth via 1968....not a good idea.
 
2012-05-22 03:43:18 PM  
Suckers. I would have paid at least $25k.
 
2012-05-22 03:44:56 PM  

elffster: Was it...George Tierney?


Not even colossal douche George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina would be sick enough to buy the Queen's used panties.

On the other hand, colossal douche George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina may be bidding right now on a matched set of Paris Hilton's used tampons...
 
2012-05-22 03:48:03 PM  

Cythraul: Those are some extremely old panties. I'm surprised they've lasted so many centuries..

..oh, subby meant Elizabeth II.


reaching much ?

// whoops breaching

lotiastores.com
 
2012-05-22 03:51:24 PM  
Japanese businessman: "Mmm, smells like a dusty Muffin".
 
2012-05-22 03:57:07 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
I'd let her figure my head.
 
2012-05-22 04:01:38 PM  

CheekyMonkey: elffster: Was it...George Tierney?

Not even colossal douche George Tierney of Greenville South Carolina would be sick enough to buy the Queen's used panties.


Oh yes he would. I'll bet he's wearing them on his head right now with the crotch shoved right up against his nose while he furiously wanks to the comments you posted in the Planned Parenthood thread.
 
2012-05-22 04:09:04 PM  
OK, obscurity puzzle for you farkers. Name the science fiction novel where an artist from the future travels through time and at one point hides in Queen Victoria's underskirts...while she's wearing them.
 
2012-05-22 04:09:48 PM  

Spartapuss: [25.media.tumblr.com image 468x564]
I'd let her figure my head.


She was quite the hottie back in the day. She also served in the military during World War II and knows how to change a flat.
 
2012-05-22 04:16:42 PM  
We are not amused.

Remember, someone paid a fortune for the terrible hat Princess Beatrice wore to the Royal Wedding last year.
 
2012-05-22 04:20:05 PM  

xanadian: [upload.wikimedia.org image 244x385]


bbsimg.ngfiles.com

/Fifty bucks
 
2012-05-22 04:23:57 PM  

xanadian: [upload.wikimedia.org image 244x385]


Auctioneer: We'll open the bidding on these used pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks!
Auctioneer: She had nine STDs.
Quagmire: Forty five bucks.
Auctioneer: And when we caught her she wet herself.
Quagmire: Fifty bucks!
 
2012-05-22 04:26:15 PM  

Spartapuss: [25.media.tumblr.com image 468x564]
I'd let her figure my head.


that was then, this is now...

2.bp.blogspot.com

have fun!
 
2012-05-22 04:26:46 PM  
submitted this early this morning with "Now we'll never see the queen in her damned undies" for the headline.
 
2012-05-22 04:32:10 PM  
Well the X-1 did need a parachute....
 
2012-05-22 04:34:25 PM  

Brick-House: Spartapuss: [25.media.tumblr.com image 468x564]
I'd let her figure my head.

that was then, this is now...

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 468x627]

have fun!


Is there some unwritten law where nobles have to wear garish colors and stupid looking hats?
 
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