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2012-05-22 10:43:45 AM
...there's a National Masturbation Month? That's a thing?
 
2012-05-22 10:46:29 AM
I'm getting a bang out of this
 
2012-05-22 10:50:56 AM
Your blog knows all there is to know about touching yourself. And sucks.
 
2012-05-22 10:54:27 AM

kid_icarus: ...there's a National Masturbation Month? That's a thing?


Well if there isn't a National Masturbation Month, there should be.
 
2012-05-22 10:57:01 AM

Cythraul: kid_icarus: ...there's a National Masturbation Month? That's a thing?

Well if there isn't a National Masturbation Month, there should be.


For Farkers, though, it just seems so...redundant.
 
2012-05-22 10:57:44 AM
Jim Sedlak of Stop Planned Parenthood (STOPP), a project of the American Life League, said that endorsing the "gateway drug" of masturbation was of a piece with Planned Parenthood's ideology on sex education.

No wonder these people have so much pent up anger and aggression. Their retarded philosophies on life include no sex and no masturbation.
 
2012-05-22 10:57:44 AM
sooo close, subby. "beats all comers."
 
2012-05-22 10:59:16 AM
Jim Sedlak of Stop Planned Parenthood (STOPP), a project of the American Life League [a religious organization], said that endorsing the "gateway drug" of masturbation was of a piece with Planned Parenthood's ideology on sex education.

Sedlak said that youths buy the idea of masturbation as "risk-free" sex but end up "hooked on sexual stimulation as a way to escape their problems." Especially alarming is how masturbation at an early age has been shown to interfere with a child's ability to develop compassion and to learn-effects seen in children who regularly masturbate as young as six years old.

The parenting section of Planned Parenthood's website tells parents to encourage elementary-age children to experiment with masturbation.

"Kids begin to want additional sexual experiences, and Planned Parenthood is there to sell them products and to make millions from them," said Sedlak.


As opposed to your church wanting them to learn to suppress all sexual feelings and feel shame for them, so you can subjugate them and get them to put that money in your collection plate.

Someone please tell me again why anyone with basic reasoning abilities espouses religion?
 
2012-05-22 11:03:53 AM

Benevolent Misanthrope: Someone please tell me again why anyone with basic reasoning abilities espouses religion?


It's called 'fear,' which has a tendency to override a lot of rational thought processes. It's the trump card against intelligence.
 
2012-05-22 11:14:43 AM
This is satire, right? Right??
 
2012-05-22 11:33:45 AM

Chariset: This is satire, right? Right??


Satire would have come up with something more clever than "STOPP: Stop Planned Parenthood."
 
2012-05-22 11:48:38 AM

exick: Jim Sedlak of Stop Planned Parenthood (STOPP), a project of the American Life League, said that endorsing the "gateway drug" of masturbation was of a piece with Planned Parenthood's ideology on sex education.

No wonder these people have so much pent up anger and aggression. Their retarded philosophies on life include no sex and no masturbation.


I wonder if they fear sex they can't control like some people fear spiders.

Maybe they don't love themselves, so they don't want to "love" themselves?
 
2012-05-22 11:52:01 AM
Fools! The fear and anxiety of masturbation will just end up causing a stroke.
 
2012-05-22 12:59:57 PM
My friends and I didn't need to be encouraged, it kind of just happened naturally.
 
2012-05-22 01:00:20 PM
OK, let me see if I can follow this. This site is a virulently anti-abortion website. Right? And they're getting all worked up about a group that works to PREVENT pregnancy, having an event that encourages an activity that CAN'T result in pregnancy, thus completely eliminating the whole "abortion decision" thingy. Right?

See, and this is just me thinking here, this kind of attitude would only make sense if this site was really a front for a dominionist theocratic view of the world, in which people (women in particular) were punished for having sexual thoughts or acting upon them in anything but a governmentally (church)-prescribed relationship. Now where have I heard of that idea before?

i.imgur.com

It's supposed to be a cautionary tale, not a farking guidebook, you puritanical, misogynist, Christophallic asshats.
 
2012-05-22 01:13:16 PM
Does it involve climbing the pole during recess?
 
2012-05-22 01:14:46 PM
(Click "like" if you want to end abortion! )

I have a better idea...
 
2012-05-22 01:21:38 PM

Cythraul: Benevolent Misanthrope: Someone please tell me again why anyone with basic reasoning abilities espouses religion?

It's called 'fear,' which has a tendency to override a lot of rational thought processes. It's the trump card against intelligence.


I don't know. Ignorance helps create fear. It's much harder for fear to get a foothold with education.
 
2012-05-22 01:28:46 PM
Wow. That giant popup I got despite having adblock +? Is the reason why your blog farking sucks.
 
2012-05-22 01:30:15 PM

dahmers love zombie: It's supposed to be a cautionary tale, not a farking guidebook, you puritanical, misogynist, Christophallic asshats.


This has always, always been my biggest argument against these moralizing pricks. If they really, truly think that abortion is murder, fine. Just for the next paragraph, I agree that abortion = murder in all cases, OK? So in this case,
-comprehensive sex education, which lowers pregnancy rates, should be advocated for all students
-birth control, which prevents implantation and therefor fetal "life," should be freely available
-masturbation, as a not-pregnancy-possible alternative to sex, should be celebrated
-even gays should get a thankful nod! You know who has less abortions than gays? NOBODY

Instead, we have Bible-thumping uproars as people cling to ineffective abstinence-only scare tactics, blowhard pundits talking about "slut pills" and aspirin-between-the-knees, and campaigns to shame and pathologize every natural urge every pubescent human has ever had.

If they could endorse policies that not only made people happy but were proven to lower the number of child murderings, wouldn't they do it? They would if you were at all concerned about fetal life. They wouldn't if they were actually concerned with control, guiding people through life by grabbing them around the balls and yanking until money and influence comes spurting out, spattering its warm, slighty salty taste of power across their funny hats.
 
2012-05-22 01:31:28 PM
And yet it's considered a parole violation when I encourage elementary students to masturbate in my basement.

I've said too much.
 
2012-05-22 01:32:17 PM
Wow, the comment section in the article is full of sad crazy, more so than the article itself.

But then, par for the course for article and youtube comments internet-wide.
 
2012-05-22 01:32:33 PM
I never masterbate w/o a condom.
You should too.
 
2012-05-22 01:32:43 PM
National masturbation month should follow "No Fap February".
 
2012-05-22 01:32:59 PM

kid_icarus: ...there's a National Masturbation Month? That's a thing?


Actually, it's only a week. But it occurs once a month.
 
2012-05-22 01:33:51 PM

SphericalTime: Cythraul: Benevolent Misanthrope: Someone please tell me again why anyone with basic reasoning abilities espouses religion?

It's called 'fear,' which has a tendency to override a lot of rational thought processes. It's the trump card against intelligence.

I don't know. Ignorance helps create fear. It's much harder for fear to get a foothold with education.


This is why they are trying to remove more funding from education.
 
2012-05-22 01:34:26 PM
It would be better if they had a "Mutual Masturbation Month"
 
2012-05-22 01:34:58 PM
And Notre Dame is suing them too?

Dear Lord, forgive me, but I just LOVE all this butthurt over masterbation and birth control.
LOVE it.
 
2012-05-22 01:35:35 PM
July is national oral sex month. Because July back and get blown.
 
2012-05-22 01:36:06 PM
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.
 
2012-05-22 01:36:52 PM
Encouraging? Don't they already do enough of it without the extra encouragement?

/had a friend that was a kindergarten teacher that said that it was impossible to get some of her students to stop messing with themselves in class
 
2012-05-22 01:37:11 PM
Pfft.

I was masturbating in school before it was mainstream.
 
2012-05-22 01:37:13 PM

Humean_Nature: dahmers love zombie: It's supposed to be a cautionary tale, not a farking guidebook, you puritanical, misogynist, Christophallic asshats.

This has always, always been my biggest argument against these moralizing pricks. If they really, truly think that abortion is murder, fine. Just for the next paragraph, I agree that abortion = murder in all cases, OK? So in this case,
-comprehensive sex education, which lowers pregnancy rates, should be advocated for all students
-birth control, which prevents implantation and therefor fetal "life," should be freely available
-masturbation, as a not-pregnancy-possible alternative to sex, should be celebrated
-even gays should get a thankful nod! You know who has less abortions than gays? NOBODY

Instead, we have Bible-thumping uproars as people cling to ineffective abstinence-only scare tactics, blowhard pundits talking about "slut pills" and aspirin-between-the-knees, and campaigns to shame and pathologize every natural urge every pubescent human has ever had.

If they could endorse policies that not only made people happy but were proven to lower the number of child murderings, wouldn't they do it? They would if you were at all concerned about fetal life. They wouldn't if they were actually concerned with control, guiding people through life by grabbing them around the balls and yanking until money and influence comes spurting out, spattering its warm, slighty salty taste of power across their funny hats.


Link
 
2012-05-22 01:38:08 PM
FTA: Jim Sedlak of Stop Planned Parenthood (STOPP), a project of the American Life League, said that endorsing the "gateway drug" of masturbation was of a piece with Planned Parenthood's ideology on sex education.

exick: No wonder these people have so much pent up anger and aggression. Their retarded philosophies on life include no sex and no masturbation.


"Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy."
H. L. Mencken
US editor (1880 - 1956)

Seriously, if you belong to an organization called "Stop Planned Parenthood," just go ahead and kill yourself because you have failed at life.
 
2012-05-22 01:38:15 PM
This is exactly the type of non-partisan, objective news source I am constantly keeping an eye out for!
 
2012-05-22 01:38:22 PM

vernonFL: My friends and I didn't need to be encouraged, it kind of just happened naturally.


Were you all together when it 'just happened?' And if so, do give the details.
 
2012-05-22 01:38:41 PM
The comments below that article is sickening. It pure ignorance masquerading as wisdom.

All based off of the writings of cavemen who preach that magic is real.
 
2012-05-22 01:39:53 PM
And?

Can anyone here tell me what is harmed if little Billy is pounding the pud instead of getting some girl teen-pregnant?

The only fail I smell here is subby's.
 
2012-05-22 01:40:26 PM

I_Am_Weasel: Fools! The fear and anxiety of masturbation will just end up causing a stroke.


Or a series of strokes, more likely. Followed by a small but intense seizure. This is serious business, folks!
 
2012-05-22 01:40:41 PM
Wow, big brother sure is taking a hands-on approach.
 
2012-05-22 01:42:00 PM
Jim Sedlak as quoted in the article: "Especially alarming is how masturbation at an early age has been shown to interfere with a child's ability to develop compassion and to learn-effects seen in children who regularly masturbate as young as six years old."


i20.photobucket.com

/And Watchtower, America (National Catholic Weekly), and National Review don't count.
//Also, Psycology Today, while peer-reviewed, also doesn't count because it's crap.
 
2012-05-22 01:42:03 PM
Masturbation is fine and definitely a healthier stress reliever than things like cutting, binge drinking, drug abuse, huffing, anonymous sex, etc, though I don't think encouraging elementary school kids probably is the best thing.
 
2012-05-22 01:42:27 PM
Not all Christians believe:
-Abortion is murder
-Abstinence is the only way
-It's a grievous sin to touch yourself
-We should laud guilt and shame on everyone to get them to follow lock-step
-Anyone who disagrees is a heathen sinner who will burn in hell for all of eternity
-Gay people are a blight on humanity

Some Christians actually believe:
-All people are valuable and should be treated equally
-Acceptance of others for their differences is paramount to love
-People can have individual relationships with God outside of the church that can be equally beneficial and sometimes more so
-People can believe completely different things than me/we and still be pretty awesome
-Religion does not have a monopoly on intolerant pricks.
 
2012-05-22 01:42:59 PM
I couldn't masturbate until I was 13, believe me I tried.
 
2012-05-22 01:44:16 PM
See Jane
See Jane go
Go Jane Go!

See dick
See dick go
Go Fred's dick go.

Spot is lucky
Lucky, luck Spot
See Spot lick.
 
2012-05-22 01:44:47 PM

dahmers love zombie: OK, let me see if I can follow this. This site is a virulently anti-abortion website. Right? And they're getting all worked up about a group that works to PREVENT pregnancy, having an event that encourages an activity that CAN'T result in pregnancy, thus completely eliminating the whole "abortion decision" thingy. Right?


Humean_Nature: This has always, always been my biggest argument against these moralizing pricks. If they really, truly think that abortion is murder, fine. Just for the next paragraph, I agree that abortion = murder in all cases, OK? So in this case,
-comprehensive sex education, which lowers pregnancy rates, should be advocated for all students
-birth control, which prevents implantation and therefor fetal "life," should be freely available
-masturbation, as a not-pregnancy-possible alternative to sex, should be celebrated
-even gays should get a thankful nod! You know who has less abortions than gays? NOBODY


It's almost as if their true motives were not at all what they claim to be fighting for. This looks like a job for the pro-life belief chart!
 
2012-05-22 01:45:44 PM
FTCS: Hollie2009
not only does 'p.p.' want everybody to be hooked on sex; they also want their parents (the ones that didn't murder their child) to teach the children as soon as they get home from being born about misusing their bodies, in order for them to grow up 'healthy'. Miss Richards of 'p.p.' needs medical help as her mind is so twisted; of course, she needs to have the Holy Spirit touch her and to lead her to Jesus before it is too late for her soul.


sounds kinky

COME, HOLY SPIRIT, COME
and then he leads me to Jesus
for a threesome...
 
2012-05-22 01:45:49 PM

Would like a word with you:
www.biography.com
 
2012-05-22 01:46:30 PM

harlock: Wow, the comment section in the article is full of sad crazy, more so than the article itself.


"Exactly why I refused to buy Girl Scout cookies. And now I'm glad I didn't even shake their hands."

Wow.

 
2012-05-22 01:47:47 PM

INeedAName: Not all Christians believe:
-Abortion is murder
-Abstinence is the only way
-It's a grievous sin to touch yourself
-We should laud guilt and shame on everyone to get them to follow lock-step
-Anyone who disagrees is a heathen sinner who will burn in hell for all of eternity
-Gay people are a blight on humanity

Some Christians actually believe:
-All people are valuable and should be treated equally
-Acceptance of others for their differences is paramount to love
-People can have individual relationships with God outside of the church that can be equally beneficial and sometimes more so
-People can believe completely different things than me/we and still be pretty awesome
-Religion does not have a monopoly on intolerant pricks.


You seem a minority these days.
Your camp needs more cowbell, a lot more.

One might ask that you clean your own house of these charlitans, but,,,
 
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