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(Talking Points Memo)   In a desperate attempt to stay relevant and to out-Derp the AZ Secretary of State/Romney's campaign co-chair, Sheriff Joe sends a "Threats Unit" investigator to Hawaii. You know, just because   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 210
    More: Followup, Sheriff Joe Arpaio, Threats Unit, Hawaii, Hawaii Department of Health, citizens of the United States, Honolulu Star-Advertiser, Jerome Corsi, Brian Mackiewcz  
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2012-05-22 01:04:30 PM  
Can you imagine being a troll with lots of money and shady contacts? Arrange for this Threat Level Midnight officer to be poisoned after arriving in Hawaii and speaking with someone about President Obama's birth cert. Two hours later? Dead. Heads would asplode!

*trollface*
 
2012-05-22 01:04:41 PM  
AZ?

More like CRAZY, amirite?

/yes, I am
 
2012-05-22 01:04:45 PM  

janzee: Arizona is like a reality show w/o the tits....


Never been to Lake Havasu I take it?
 
2012-05-22 01:05:01 PM  

cman: Eventually he will uncover the reptilian conspiracy. And you all will be the ones who are laughed at!

The NWO WILL BE STOPPED!

REMOVE FLUORIDE FROM THE TAP WATER! IT WAS INVENTED BY THE NAZI'S TO EXECUTE THE OBOMUNISTS


I like you.
 
2012-05-22 01:05:02 PM  
I wouldn't mind flashing my badge at Grace Park
 
2012-05-22 01:05:08 PM  

bdub77: [CSI: THREAT UNIT]


If you weren't already a TFer, I'd sponsor you for that. Excellent.
 
2012-05-22 01:05:45 PM  

janzee: Arizona is like a reality show w/o the tits....


There seems to be no shortage of boobs and asses from my perspective.
 
2012-05-22 01:06:06 PM  
Has anyone ever sent his office a negative email? What was your feedback? I'm just wondering if sending him a nastygram would result in having my house firebombed and my dog shot.
 
2012-05-22 01:07:00 PM  

CheetahOlivetti: Has anyone ever sent his office a negative email? What was your feedback? I'm just wondering if sending him a nastygram would result in having my house firebombed and my dog shot.


He's from AZ, so he'd fark it up and shoot your house and burn your dog.
 
2012-05-22 01:07:48 PM  
FTFA Both the Arizona Republic and the Honolulu Star-Advertiser reported deputy Brian Mackiewcz traveled with Arpaio's volunteer posse member Michael Zullo on Monday to try to get an official confirmation that Hawaii has the president's birth certificate on file.
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The Star-Advertiser reported that Zullo and Mackiewcz flashed badges on Monday when they showed up at the Hawaii Department of Health. Mackiewcz apparently also handed over a business card showing he is part of the Arizona sheriff's "Threats Management Unit."


His volunteer posse badge? He flashed a VOLUNTEER POSSE MEMBER BADGE? Man, I wish I could have been there for when they laughed that idiot's ass out of the waiting lounge.
 
2012-05-22 01:08:32 PM  
So basically some guy gets a taxpayer-paid Hawaiian vacation?
 
2012-05-22 01:08:58 PM  

coeyagi: CheetahOlivetti: Has anyone ever sent his office a negative email? What was your feedback? I'm just wondering if sending him a nastygram would result in having my house firebombed and my dog shot.

He's from AZ, so he'd fark it up and shoot your house and burn your dog.


Or the closest Latino's house and dog.
 
2012-05-22 01:10:28 PM  
Juris-my-diction crap will hit the fan.
 
2012-05-22 01:11:03 PM  

angrymacface: So basically some guy gets a taxpayer-paid Hawaiian vacation?


But it's ok, because Grover Norquist allows a tax exemption if you seek to dethrone Fart-tax-bummer-yuengling-bama.
 
2012-05-22 01:11:38 PM  
So, essentially, birtherism is like a religion now? The quest to prove the non-existence of Obama's BC is like a reverse quest for the Holy Grail? Sheriff Joe is some kind of Prophet? There will be temples, scrolls and shiat...
 
2012-05-22 01:12:04 PM  

bulldg4life: coeyagi: CheetahOlivetti: Has anyone ever sent his office a negative email? What was your feedback? I'm just wondering if sending him a nastygram would result in having my house firebombed and my dog shot.

He's from AZ, so he'd fark it up and shoot your house and burn your dog.

Or the closest Latino's house and dog.


I don't know. I guess the burned dog thing sounds about right. He has a history of doing these things.
 
2012-05-22 01:12:13 PM  
www.moneyandshit.com

Obama's "Threat Unit"
 
2012-05-22 01:12:26 PM  
HOW has this farking asshole not been put up against a wall yet?
 
2012-05-22 01:13:17 PM  

MrBallou: image.com.com

The Hawaiian Hottie Law Enforcement Community frowns on your shenanigans.

//way hot


Where's the hottie?
 
2012-05-22 01:13:19 PM  

barneyfifesbullet: Sheriff Joe pisses off the right people to piss off.

So I like the guy. Silly as he is.


behold the middle class republican thought process.
 
2012-05-22 01:13:27 PM  
Arizona has the government it deserves.
 
2012-05-22 01:14:08 PM  
FTA: He said taxpayers were footing the tab for the airfare and hotel for the investigators, but he hopes the agency will be paid back through private donations. Before now, Arpaio has said the investigation was funded entirely through donations, which are being encouraged by the conspiracy website WorldNetDaily.

Wait - you mean that, if I have the money, I can just buy law enforcement officials and use them to my own ends? And have the taxpayers front the cost while I take a deduction for donating money to law enforcement to cover the costs of my personal vendetta?

I love America!
 
2012-05-22 01:15:06 PM  

angrymacface: So basically some guy gets a taxpayer-paid Hawaiian vacation?


Basically.

If Sheriff Joe wants me to go to Hawaii to investigate the long form whatever, I will due my duty to get to the bottom of this...bottle of scotch while sitting on a beach chair watching the sunset.
 
2012-05-22 01:15:50 PM  

Emposter: His volunteer posse badge? He flashed a VOLUNTEER POSSE MEMBER BADGE? Man, I wish I could have been there for when they laughed that idiot's ass out of the waiting lounge.


I'm going to Hawaii with my Girl Scout Uniform, my first aid card, and my skydiving certificate, and demand birf certicate whe.
 
2012-05-22 01:16:05 PM  
Sheriff Joe sends a "Threats Unit" investigator to Hawaii. You know,

we know already, he is black
 
2012-05-22 01:17:00 PM  
So, will this Threat Unit then go to Detroit to demand and get confirmation of authenticity of Romney's BC too? or is that handled by a separate special AZ unit?
 
2012-05-22 01:17:38 PM  

bdub77: "Obama's long form certificate! I know you guys don't have it!"


Wouldn't that fit a bit better? Or is it a conspiracy that Vegas has it?
 
2012-05-22 01:18:54 PM  
The whole state of Arizona is one big threat unit.
 
2012-05-22 01:19:12 PM  
Where is this guy when you need him?
thewashingtonfancy.com
It'd make a spectacular episode.
 
2012-05-22 01:19:14 PM  

Jairzinho: So, will this Threat Unit then go to Detroit to demand and get confirmation of authenticity of Romney's BC too? or is that handled by a separate special AZ unit?


Everyone knows Romney was born in Mexico, there is no reason to doubt his citizenship status.
 
2012-05-22 01:19:40 PM  
When will we get to see this asshole do a perp walk?

/bet he cries when they haul him off
 
2012-05-22 01:19:49 PM  
What in the hell? How does this dipwad have the authority to send any kind of unit to another state? How far over his bounds has he stepped? Nelly on a cracker, I do hope some kind of federal charges can be brought against Arpaio.
 
2012-05-22 01:20:02 PM  
So they really are going to keep the President off of the ballot for the presidency.

They can't unwind this now, they have to deliver.
 
2012-05-22 01:21:04 PM  

Codenamechaz: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Who's paying for this derpidity?

The citizens of Maricopa County, of course. But don't worry, think of all the money that'll be saved by not investigating actual threats.


Hey, maybe they're there to protect the USS Arizona! You never know when those crafty Japanese might strike again.
 
2012-05-22 01:21:28 PM  

Vodka Zombie: Jackson Herring: What is it about Obama that they find so threatening, anyway?

He's black and he's probably going to come for the womenfolk.


Shouldn't they ask the womenfolk if they mind?

/Kidding! They don't care what the womenfolk think!
//And about Sheriff Joe? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This has the potential for maximum trolling from Hawai'i. I hope they don't disappoint.
///heeheeheehee
////this stupid is funny since I don't live in Arizona.
 
2012-05-22 01:22:37 PM  
I tried to get them to show me the "real" certificate and that biatch clerk just blew me off. And I even flashed her my Official Justice League Membership Card! It was signed by the farking Batman and everything!
 
2012-05-22 01:22:55 PM  
So, I decided to email Ken Bennett instead of Joe. My email:

It's bad enough that Sheriff Joe is on a taxpayer-funded birther rampage, but we expect silliness from his office. I didn't expect it from yours. Please stop embarrassing our state.

On the other hand, if you do take requests for investigations via emails (since you said that's why you had questions about the birth certificate), I have a few questions you could research:
1. How drunk is Jan right now?
2. How often does Mitt Romney need his batteries replaced?
3. Just how much dirt does Sheriff Joe have on AZ GOP members?
4. Is Russell Pearce as flatulent as he looks?
5. What are the odds on when Dave Hendershott will explode into a fizz of used donuts and suet?
 
2012-05-22 01:23:32 PM  
Can a state declare a US citizen persona non grata?
 
2012-05-22 01:24:20 PM  

barneyfifesbullet: Sheriff Joe pisses off the right people to piss off.

So I like the guy. Silly as he is.


This. What other man in this once great nation has the courage to face down the receptionists at the Hawaii State Department of Health?
 
2012-05-22 01:25:22 PM  

CheetahOlivetti: So, I decided to email Ken Bennett instead of Joe. My email:

It's bad enough that Sheriff Joe is on a taxpayer-funded birther rampage, but we expect silliness from his office. I didn't expect it from yours. Please stop embarrassing our state.

On the other hand, if you do take requests for investigations via emails (since you said that's why you had questions about the birth certificate), I have a few questions you could research:
1. How drunk is Jan right now?
2. How often does Mitt Romney need his batteries replaced?
3. Just how much dirt does Sheriff Joe have on AZ GOP members?
4. Is Russell Pearce as flatulent as he looks?
5. What are the odds on when Dave Hendershott will explode into a fizz of used donuts and suet?


*sniff* That was beautiful, man!
 
2012-05-22 01:26:13 PM  

Algebrat: barneyfifesbullet: Sheriff Joe pisses off the right people to piss off.

So I like the guy. Silly as he is.

This. What other man in this once great nation has the courage to face down the receptionists at the Hawaii State Department of Health?


Biatches be asking for it.
 
2012-05-22 01:26:27 PM  

James!: I hope they get arrested in Hawaii.


Prostitution scandal with illegal immigrants hopefully.
 
2012-05-22 01:26:47 PM  
Before this guy can be allowed to enter Hawaii, we need to confirm that he is indeed employed by Arizona.

That will of course require the disclosure of this supposed Arizona state 'employee's' birth certificate. Although not the birth certificate that he provides, no. We need his real birth certificate, which he refuses to provide and continues to claim that the phony one he gave us was the real one. Therefore we cannot allow him to enter Hawaii until he proves that he was indeed born in America.
 
2012-05-22 01:27:59 PM  

what_now: I'm going to Hawaii with my Girl Scout Uniform,


Fark is not your personal erotica site
 
2012-05-22 01:28:28 PM  

Jackson Herring: what_now: I'm going to Hawaii with my Girl Scout Uniform,

Fark is not your personal erotica site

....... :l
 
2012-05-22 01:29:14 PM  
This reminds me of when Mayor Bloomberg sent those undercover detectives to that Arizona gun show.

/Jurisdiction
//ever heard of it Bloomberg or Sheriff Joe?
///stay where you are, biotches!
 
2012-05-22 01:31:10 PM  

Headso: barneyfifesbullet: Sheriff Joe pisses off the right people to piss off.

So I like the guy. Silly as he is.

behold the middle class republican thought process.


Oh, I thought he meant Arpaio was inspiring more people to get out and vote for Democrats.
 
2012-05-22 01:31:42 PM  
Arizona tag please. They managed to out-Florida Florida.
 
2012-05-22 01:32:05 PM  

Cyclometh: When will we get to see this asshole do a perp walk?

/bet he cries when they haul him off


I hope they dress Arpaio in pink prison clothes. That would be poetic justice.
 
2012-05-22 01:32:48 PM  
Do they realize that Hawaii is vastly populated by Asian and foreign looking people? Too many non-mexican darkies around gotta make them uncomfortable there.
 
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