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(Talking Points Memo)   In a desperate attempt to stay relevant and to out-Derp the AZ Secretary of State/Romney's campaign co-chair, Sheriff Joe sends a "Threats Unit" investigator to Hawaii. You know, just because   (tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 210
    More: Followup, Sheriff Joe Arpaio, Threats Unit, Hawaii, Hawaii Department of Health, citizens of the United States, Honolulu Star-Advertiser, Jerome Corsi, Brian Mackiewcz  
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vpb [TotalFark]
2012-05-22 10:31:51 AM
The fact that there are people crazy enough to think this guy is a hero is frightening.
 
2012-05-22 10:33:53 AM
Eventually he will uncover the reptilian conspiracy. And you all will be the ones who are laughed at!

The NWO WILL BE STOPPED!

REMOVE FLUORIDE FROM THE TAP WATER! IT WAS INVENTED BY THE NAZI'S TO EXECUTE THE OBOMUNISTS
 
2012-05-22 10:34:29 AM
Who's paying for this derpidity?
 
2012-05-22 10:35:48 AM

vpb: The fact that there are people crazy enough to think this guy is a hero is frightening.


Whatever, man. He's America's Toughest Sheriff. He's like Walker Texas Ranger and Dirty Harry rolled into one. He's what Rambo would be if he went into law enforcement. Sure, some people don't like capable, common sense law enforcement officers, but they're all criminals.
 
2012-05-22 10:35:49 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Who's paying for this derpidity?


"He said taxpayers were footing the tab for the airfare and hotel for the investigators, but he hopes the agency will be paid back through private donations."
 
2012-05-22 10:36:23 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Who's paying for this derpidity?


The citizens of Maricopa County, of course. But don't worry, think of all the money that'll be saved by not investigating actual threats.
 
2012-05-22 10:38:35 AM
I hope they get arrested in Hawaii.
 
2012-05-22 10:39:30 AM
So, Maricopa taxpayers are paying for these people's wonderful Hawaiian vacations?

Please tell me it costs $200 million a day.
 
2012-05-22 10:40:53 AM
Do they honestly think they can walk into a state office in Hawaii and flash an Arizona badge and be allowed access to people's private information?
 
2012-05-22 10:42:53 AM

James!: Do they honestly think they can walk into a state office in Hawaii and flash an Arizona badge and be allowed access to people's private information?


It works on TV, therefore it must be so.
 
2012-05-22 10:43:17 AM

James!: Do they honestly think they can walk into a state office in Hawaii and flash an Arizona badge and be allowed access to people's private information?


Hell, yeah

/they're Sheriff Joe's Posse
//void where prohibited
 
2012-05-22 10:47:17 AM

kronicfeld: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Who's paying for this derpidity?

"He said taxpayers were footing the tab for the airfare and hotel for the investigators, but he hopes the agency will be paid back through private donations."


he needs to be on trial for mismanagement of public funds.
 
2012-05-22 10:47:28 AM

James!: I hope they get arrested in Hawaii.


Oh boy, that would be.... great!
 
2012-05-22 10:48:36 AM

James!: I hope they get arrested in Hawaii.


Interfering with police business I hope that would be funny
 
2012-05-22 10:49:19 AM

BunkyBrewman: James!: I hope they get arrested in Hawaii.

Oh boy, that would be.... great!


Then he sends more Arizona cops to free them and the next thing you know half of the Maricopa Police department is in the Hawaiian pokey.

I wonder how the concealed carry laws in Hawaii differ from the ones in Arizona.
 
2012-05-22 10:51:01 AM
j.wigflip.com
 
2012-05-22 10:52:42 AM
wanna bet these "investigators" are living it up on the taxpayers' dime while on their hawaiian junket?
 
2012-05-22 10:54:34 AM

FlashHarry: wanna bet these "investigators" are living it up on the taxpayers' dime while on their hawaiian junket?


"B-b-b-but he saves money by only serving prisoners green balogna! VOTE JOE!"
 
2012-05-22 10:54:55 AM
One would hope agents of the Hawaii Attorney General's Office are waiting at the gate with special "wrist leis" made of some kind of very durable metal. Then the HAG office can explain to the Arizona crew that when Buford T. Justice chased the Bandit over state lines, it turns out BUFORD was the "sum'biatch" in that situation.
 
2012-05-22 10:55:02 AM

James!: I hope they get arrested in Hawaii.


diablo.incgamers.com
 
2012-05-22 10:55:42 AM
I hope these guys spend as much taxpayer money as humanly possible. Both through the cost of the trip itself, but for all the overtime the other cops are getting paid to cover the lost manpower.
 
2012-05-22 10:56:33 AM
I respected the man when he humiliated people in jail arrested for drug possession and treated them like shiat. Those animals needed to punished for their crimes of using non-prescription drugs (also being brown, black and/or too poor to pay for a decent lawyer).

He's America's greatest hero.
 
2012-05-22 10:58:45 AM
I miss the days when public officials would at least try to appear like they were doing their jobs.
 
2012-05-22 10:59:14 AM
image.com.com

The Hawaiian Hottie Law Enforcement Community frowns on your shenanigans.

//way hot
 
2012-05-22 11:00:39 AM

James!: Do they honestly think they can walk into a state office in Hawaii and flash an Arizona badge and be allowed access to people's private information?


From the Honolulu Advertiser: A Hawaii deputy attorney general gave the men information concerning the legal requirements to obtain such a document; the requirements are posted on the Health Department's website. The two men then left the office, Health Department spokeswoman Janice Okubo said.

Since I know he reads this, I would like to take this opportunity to let Sheriff Joe know that I would be more than happy to assist. All I require are paid plane tickets, a beachfront hotel, a reasonable per diem and two, uh, four weeks. I'll be happy to verify any information that the State of HI already provides on its website. I'm your man. Call me. I've even got my own laptop.

/I can be bought
 
2012-05-22 11:01:13 AM
He said taxpayers were footing the tab for the airfare and hotel for the investigators, but he hopes the agency will be paid back through private donations.

He's sending his friends on vacation with taxpayer money. You're a farking retard if you root for Joe and don't realize this simple fact.
 
2012-05-22 11:02:41 AM

Somacandra: James!: Do they honestly think they can walk into a state office in Hawaii and flash an Arizona badge and be allowed access to people's private information?

From the Honolulu Advertiser: A Hawaii deputy attorney general gave the men information concerning the legal requirements to obtain such a document; the requirements are posted on the Health Department's website. The two men then left the office, Health Department spokeswoman Janice Okubo said.

Since I know he reads this, I would like to take this opportunity to let Sheriff Joe know that I would be more than happy to assist. All I require are paid plane tickets, a beachfront hotel, a reasonable per diem and two, uh, four weeks. I'll be happy to verify any information that the State of HI already provides on its website. I'm your man. Call me. I've even got my own laptop.

/I can be bought


But you couldn't manage your entire pitch with a straight face
 
2012-05-22 11:07:14 AM

vpb: The fact that there are people crazy enough to think this guy is a hero is frightening.


This is what scares me. In anything but a first-world country, he is a germinal version of a dictator.
 
2012-05-22 11:13:18 AM
What is it about Obama that they find so threatening, anyway? I don't really think that these dark economic times can be blamed on ONE MAN.
 
2012-05-22 11:14:23 AM

Jackson Herring: dark economic times


Racist.
 
2012-05-22 11:14:59 AM

sweetmelissa31: [j.wigflip.com image 640x353]


Perhaps he should get together with this guy. Maybe they could come up with a plan?

www.dohertyforcongress.com
 
2012-05-22 11:15:01 AM

Jackson Herring: What is it about Obama that they find so threatening, anyway?


He's black and he's probably going to come for the womenfolk.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2012-05-22 11:19:59 AM

SmackLT: vpb: The fact that there are people crazy enough to think this guy is a hero is frightening.

This is what scares me. In anything but a first-world country, he is a germinal version of a dictator.


That's the problem. this culture war thing is basically the Third World parts of the US vs. the First World parts.
 
2012-05-22 11:27:35 AM

Vodka Zombie: He's black and he's probably going to come for the womenfolk.


nooooo :(
 
2012-05-22 11:29:41 AM
Arpaio declined to explain to the Arizona Republic why the threats unit was involved in the birth certificate investigation, instead making only a vague reference to "security issues...that I can't got into."

He said taxpayers were footing the tab for the airfare and hotel for the investigators, but he hopes the agency will be paid back through private donations. Before now, Arpaio has said the investigation was funded entirely through donations, which are being encouraged by the conspiracy website WorldNetDaily.

Arpaio's volunteer investigator, Zullo, has even gone as far as to link up with WorldNetDaily's top conspiracy theorist, Jerome Corsi, to co-author an e-book about the birther probe. The two men have said they're splitting the profits from sales of the book.


Nice little scam cottage industry, but entirely funded by taxpayers, the gullible, racists, and a grant from the DERP Corporation.
 
2012-05-22 11:31:43 AM

Jackson Herring: sweetmelissa31: [j.wigflip.com image 640x353]

Perhaps he should get together with this guy. Maybe they could come up with a plan?

[www.dohertyforcongress.com image 293x273]


Reduce taxes and rebuild our crumbling infrastructure. With no money.
 
2012-05-22 11:36:03 AM
Sounds like a great new TV Show, Threat Unit.

The premise is a couple of f*cking idiots go to various states where they don't have any jurisdiction and get into trouble. I hear David Caruso is looking for a job.
 
2012-05-22 11:38:23 AM

sweetmelissa31: Jackson Herring: sweetmelissa31: [j.wigflip.com image 640x353]

Perhaps he should get together with this guy. Maybe they could come up with a plan?

[www.dohertyforcongress.com image 293x273]

Reduce taxes and rebuild our crumbling infrastructure. With no money.


Well also, get Balack Barnaby Bearbama out of the White House. Don't forget that part
 
2012-05-22 11:39:29 AM

Pocket Ninja: vpb: The fact that there are people crazy enough to think this guy is a hero is frightening.

Whatever, man. He's America's Toughest Sheriff. He's like Walker Texas Ranger and Dirty Harry rolled into one. He's what Rambo would be if he went into law enforcement. Sure, some people don't like capable, common sense law enforcement officers, but they're all criminals.


pimannix.tripod.com

"You know what our word for 'pussy' is in Tennesee? Arpaio."
 
2012-05-22 11:51:19 AM
I've said it before and I'll say it again:

F*CK YOU, JOE ARPAIO.
 
2012-05-22 11:59:10 AM
"This corpse really knows how to...light up a room."
static.guim.co.uk

"What are you doing here?"
a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com

"I have this letter. It's all in order."
i.imgur.com

"This letter says you were fired in Miami for being crazy. This is Las Vegas."
img.poptower.com

"I'm part of a new unit...a Threat Unit"
msnbcmedia4.msn.com

"You're kidding, right? I could have you arrested. This is a crime scene."
a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com

"WHERE IS IT!"
www.imfdb.org

"Woah hold on buddy. Where is what? you're farking crazy."
a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com

"Obama's long form certificate! I know you guys have it!"
www.imfdb.org
 
2012-05-22 12:14:30 PM

bdub77: "This corpse really knows how to...light up a room."
[static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]

"What are you doing here?"
[a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 443x480]

"I have this letter. It's all in order."
[i.imgur.com image 209x384]

"This letter says you were fired in Miami for being crazy. This is Las Vegas."
[img.poptower.com image 300x450]

"I'm part of a new unit...a Threat Unit"
[msnbcmedia4.msn.com image 294x244]

"You're kidding, right? I could have you arrested. This is a crime scene."
[a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 443x480]

"WHERE IS IT!"
[www.imfdb.org image 450x253]

"Woah hold on buddy. Where is what? you're farking crazy."
[a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 443x480]

"Obama's long form certificate! I know you guys have it!"
[www.imfdb.org image 450x253]


That is all kinds of awesome.
 
2012-05-22 12:36:35 PM

bdub77: "This corpse really knows how to...light up a room."
[static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]

"What are you doing here?"
[a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 443x480]

"I have this letter. It's all in order."
[i.imgur.com image 209x384]

"This letter says you were fired in Miami for being crazy. This is Las Vegas."
[img.poptower.com image 300x450]

"I'm part of a new unit...a Threat Unit"
[msnbcmedia4.msn.com image 294x244]

"You're kidding, right? I could have you arrested. This is a crime scene."
[a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 443x480]

"WHERE IS IT!"
[www.imfdb.org image 450x253]

"Woah hold on buddy. Where is what? you're farking crazy."
[a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 443x480]

"Obama's long form certificate! I know you guys have it!"
[www.imfdb.org image 450x253]


you...that...wow!

nicely done!
 
2012-05-22 12:39:04 PM

bdub77: "This corpse really knows how to...light up a room."
[static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]

"What are you doing here?"
[a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 443x480]

"I have this letter. It's all in order."
[i.imgur.com image 209x384]

"This letter says you were fired in Miami for being crazy. This is Las Vegas."
[img.poptower.com image 300x450]

"I'm part of a new unit...a Threat Unit"
[msnbcmedia4.msn.com image 294x244]

"You're kidding, right? I could have you arrested. This is a crime scene."
[a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 443x480]

"WHERE IS IT!"
[www.imfdb.org image 450x253]

"Woah hold on buddy. Where is what? you're farking crazy."
[a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com image 443x480]

"Obama's long form certificate! I know you guys have it!"
[www.imfdb.org image 450x253]


You win infinite internet. I love it.
 
2012-05-22 12:50:54 PM
Where is the Arizona Tag?
 
2012-05-22 01:01:06 PM
It's going to be riotously funny if all this bullshat gets Arizona to go Blue this year.
 
2012-05-22 01:01:11 PM
Birther hat trick in play!
 
2012-05-22 01:02:53 PM

saintstryfe: It's going to be riotously funny if all this bullshat gets Arizona to go Blue this year.


Maybe, but Darkie Hatred has to trump GOP Shenanigans. It's like in Settlers of Cataan, Darkie Hatred is Stone and GOP Shenanigans is merely Sheep. (obscure?)
 
2012-05-22 01:03:01 PM
Arizona is like a reality show w/o the tits....
 
2012-05-22 01:03:25 PM
Sheriff Joe pisses off the right people to piss off.

So I like the guy. Silly as he is.
 
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