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(Short List)   "Hello, 911? I wish to report a drunk driver. He's driving my car and looks exactly like me. I'm going to pull over now so can you have an officer come by and arrest me? Thanks"   ( divider line
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2012-05-22 12:00:55 PM  
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Well, so much for pleading the fifth...
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