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Oldiron_79		2012-05-22 01:39:04 PM

How about my vanity plate "de sadde" for my Mercury Gran Marquis

Old-sour-pickle-chips		2012-05-22 01:39:09 PM

Wouldn't that just be asking for the cops to pull you over?

Bad_ad85		2012-05-22 01:40:52 PM

Old-sour-pickle-chips: Wouldn't that just be asking for the cops to pull you over?

Which would give him more fodder.

AverageAmericanGuy		2012-05-22 01:41:51 PM

Was hoping it would be Myles L. Berman, but no such luck.

Rapmaster2000		2012-05-22 01:43:04 PM

Old-sour-pickle-chips: Wouldn't that just be asking for the cops to pull you over?

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This sticker when placed on a van is also asking to be pulled over.

probesport		2012-05-22 01:46:09 PM

Where are you? I need an attorney right now goddamnit!

don't understand		2012-05-22 01:47:11 PM

I used to have FREK OUT on my license plate and an SYF sticker on the back window of an old '73 Beetle. I was never pulled over.

CruJones		2012-05-22 01:47:25 PM

Damn his commercials are irritating. But not as bad as THE TEXAS HAMMER!

Link

busy chillin'		2012-05-22 01:47:59 PM

Of course not always true...but whenever I see a Steal Your Face logo I just think...yeah, they have drugs in their car.

I had a dancing bear sticker for a while and got searched twice. the cops were so disappointed. Removed it a couple years later.

Much better to roll in cog neato

Old-sour-pickle-chips		2012-05-22 01:50:45 PM

Bad_ad85: Old-sour-pickle-chips: Wouldn't that just be asking for the cops to pull you over?

Which would give him more fodder.

Well yeah, I get that he probably wants to be pulled over on BS grounds because he's an attorney and will get all gung-ho on the cops and stuff. But still, why stir the pot like that?

E.S.Q.		2012-05-22 01:51:47 PM

I managed to get a drug reference plate in two states... O2B NTHC

told them it was a two line poem about being in the sea

/csb

trypsin		2012-05-22 01:53:14 PM

My brother used to work for that guy, so i am getting a kick.

fustanella		2012-05-22 01:53:30 PM

A55 MAN was issued in sequence with others; ain't a vanity tag. But still awesome.

CruJones		2012-05-22 01:53:57 PM

Old-sour-pickle-chips: Bad_ad85: Old-sour-pickle-chips: Wouldn't that just be asking for the cops to pull you over?

Which would give him more fodder.

Well yeah, I get that he probably wants to be pulled over on BS grounds because he's an attorney and will get all gung-ho on the cops and stuff. But still, why stir the pot like that?

Free advertising. It's his name in his commercials, there's even a big truck painted THE DWI DUDE outside his office.

Ashtrey		2012-05-22 01:54:48 PM

Rapmaster2000: Old-sour-pickle-chips: Wouldn't that just be asking for the cops to pull you over?

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This sticker when placed on a van is also asking to be pulled over.

So is the one I have that says, "Free Candy!!! Just don't tell your parents"

/not really
//cops love candy too

rooftop235		2012-05-22 01:55:53 PM

Dexterman		2012-05-22 01:57:13 PM

ASSMAN!

Pick		2012-05-22 01:59:58 PM

A friend got ARMED rejected in Ohio, and he was a cop.

Ashtrey		2012-05-22 02:00:37 PM

fustanella: A55 MAN was issued in sequence with others; ain't a vanity tag. But still awesome.

That was A55 RGY. ASSMAN was Seinfeld.

midnite_farker		2012-05-22 02:01:07 PM

"I think once they see what I'm willing to do they'll probably just give in," he says. "But if they won't, in discovery I'll get everyone they rejected and maybe we'll file a class-action lawsuit."

Can't get your way, file a lawsuit! Class-action none the less.

csb
Grandpa had a saying, let's get all the lawyers together and shoot every tenth one. Then tell them we will meet back again in one weeks time. Grandpa had a solution for most things.
/csb

Crotchrocket Slim		2012-05-22 02:01:43 PM

Oldiron_79: How about my vanity plate "de sadde" for my Mercury Gran Marquis

It depends on if the low level office drone gets the reference, and how cool they are about it.

Parallax		2012-05-22 02:10:02 PM

biyaaatci		2012-05-22 02:10:56 PM

I captured this one today. I think his trunk should be searched.

SDRR		2012-05-22 02:11:07 PM

Rapmaster2000: Old-sour-pickle-chips: Wouldn't that just be asking for the cops to pull you over?

[encrypted-tbn0.google.com image 200x200]

This sticker when placed on a van is also asking to be pulled over.

LOL. Indeed.

don't understand: I used to have FREK OUT on my license plate and an SYF sticker on the back window of an old '73 Beetle. I was never pulled over.

Helps if your vehicle is mechanically unable to exceed most posted speed limits.

And I think the jackass attorney FTFA spelled DBAG wrong.

bentleypm		2012-05-22 02:14:02 PM

When I lived in Virginia, I used to always see a car around town with a plate that said "H8N COPS". Probably the stupidest possible thing to put on your plates.

mgshamster		2012-05-22 02:15:07 PM

beefoe		2012-05-22 02:17:44 PM

The guy has both an '07 and '08 Corvette Indy pace car edition. Shoulndn't his plates be DOUCHE 07 and DOUCHE 08?

probesport		2012-05-22 02:19:46 PM

beefoe: The guy has both an '07 and '08 Corvette Indy pace car edition. Shoulndn't his plates be DOUCHE 07 and DOUCHE 08?

In car circles it would most likely be GLDCHN1 and GLDCHN2

MythDragon		2012-05-22 02:37:49 PM

I had 'BUKAKE' for 3 years. Then 1 person complained, and VA revoked it. Bastards.

SirEattonHogg		2012-05-22 02:37:50 PM

Another fine member of the bar.

fustanella		2012-05-22 02:41:54 PM

Ashtrey: fustanella: A55 MAN was issued in sequence with others; ain't a vanity tag. But still awesome.

That was A55 RGY. ASSMAN was Seinfeld.

I sit corrected. Found this out when a neighbor's car had A55 RHW or some such.

pplassm		2012-05-22 02:45:41 PM

EATTHE got pulled, too. I used to see that guy around here.

base935		2012-05-22 02:51:14 PM

FTA:

Balagia says there is an appeals process for anyone whose plate was rejected. He also plans to resubmit his request this fall.
"I think once they see what I'm willing to do they'll probably just give in," he says. "But if they won't, in discovery I'll get everyone they rejected and maybe we'll file a class-action lawsuit."

/I heart attorneys that have a passion for the law

kidsizedcoffin		2012-05-22 03:13:23 PM

Well Lenny already took DUI GUY, there are only so many combinations.

WhiskeySticks		2012-05-22 03:20:34 PM

Last year driving to Chicago, I remember seeing Illinois handicap plates which read, "BEER ME". Tired taking a picture with my phone, didn't turn out.

The water was cold		2012-05-22 03:27:43 PM

busy chillin': Of course not always true...but whenever I see a Steal Your Face logo I just think...yeah, they have drugs in their car.

I had a dancing bear sticker for a while and got searched twice. the cops were so disappointed. Removed it a couple years later.

Much better to roll in cog neato

incognito

busy chillin'		2012-05-22 03:39:10 PM

The water was cold

incognito

no sh*t captain.

autopsybeverage		2012-05-22 03:46:37 PM

"If there's a way to say legalize pot, I would imagine they would say no to that," he says. "But if it's not profane, then why would it matter?"

LGLZ POT

Marcintosh		2012-05-22 03:46:38 PM

busy chillin': The water was cold

incognito

no sh*t captain.

perfect - first laugh today 'preciate it

earthwirm		2012-05-22 03:54:27 PM

<csb>
I saw a plate yesterday on a 2002 Lexus LS 400. It said, LS 400.
</csb>

StrangeQ		2012-05-22 03:59:40 PM

busy chillin': The water was cold

incognito

no sh*t captain.

well keep on diggin' spock.

Jon iz teh kewl		2012-05-22 04:07:12 PM

autopsybeverage: "If there's a way to say legalize pot, I would imagine they would say no to that," he says. "But if it's not profane, then why would it matter?"

LGLZ POT

420 I DONT CARE
I JUST WNT MY UNEMPLOYMENT CHECK

daemoncan		2012-05-22 04:54:31 PM

here to help		2012-05-22 05:23:23 PM

3_inch_thrill		2012-05-22 05:48:55 PM

Last Christmas i saw someone with GIZ BOMB on the interstate.

Keys dude		2012-05-22 06:00:52 PM

We have a lawyer here in the Keys who specializes in DUI (not DWI in Florida) defense. His plate is "DUI GUY"

MadAzza		2012-05-22 06:03:31 PM

I got a pic today of the Cooper in front of me at a light. The plate was "WWFSMD."

Wish I could post it from here.

Lee Jackson Beauregard		2012-05-22 06:27:06 PM

StoPPeRmobile		2012-05-22 08:28:14 PM

MythDragon: [media.windingroad.com image 640x358]

I had 'BUKAKE' for 3 years. Then 1 person complained, and VA revoked it. Bastards.

Cops should search the houses of complainers.