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(Huffington Post)   "Sex is a beautiful and magical thing," says Miley Cyrus. "Not that I've ever had sex," she continued with a sidelong glance at her father, seen here polishing his favorite shotgun   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 128
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NuttierThanEver [TotalFark]
2012-05-22 09:15:53 AM
"unless you count kin" she said finishing the statement.
 
Aarontology [TotalFark]
2012-05-22 09:17:31 AM
I think she's polished his shotgun quite a few times
 
kingoomieiii [TotalFark]
2012-05-22 10:12:54 AM
She's... surprisingly grounded and intelligent.
 
kid_icarus
2012-05-22 10:55:28 AM
kingoomieiii: She's... surprisingly grounded and intelligent.

I actually thought so, too (and I clicked on TFA just to mine for quotes to make fun of). Kudos to the author of TFA for taking something she said out of context for a racy headline.
 
PizzaJedi81
2012-05-22 10:59:29 AM
I was gonna make an innuendo, but...I can't My daughter likes Hannah Montana too much for me to not feel exTREMEly icky for being attracted to Miley.
 
MaudlinMutantMollusk [TotalFark]
2012-05-22 10:59:44 AM
Aarontology: I think she's polished his shotgun quite a few times

That's just wrong

/and exactly what I was thinking
 
PizzaJedi81
2012-05-22 11:00:30 AM
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Aarontology: I think she's polished his shotgun quite a few times

That's just wrong

/and exactly what I was thinking

Dude, everybody's thinking it.
 
Alpha Sierra Foxtrot [TotalFark]
2012-05-22 11:32:42 AM
PizzaJedi81: Dude, everybody's thinking it.

Pirates!
 
Rapmaster2000
2012-05-22 12:11:39 PM
Q: What did Miley Cyrus say the first time she had sex?
A: Get offa me, daddy. You're crushin' mah cigarettes.
 
BigLuca
2012-05-22 12:12:19 PM
Isn't she dating Ellen Page? Not surprised she hasn't had sex yet...
 
BigLuca
2012-05-22 12:16:02 PM
BigLuca: Isn't she dating Ellen Page? Not surprised she hasn't had sex yet...

Oh wait, that is Selena Gomez. I didn't realize they were two different people.
 
Wellon Dowd [TotalFark]
2012-05-22 12:16:48 PM
i.imgur.com
 
ExperianScaresCthulhu
2012-05-22 12:23:46 PM
"Sex is a beautiful and magical thing,"
- Magical? at that age, that quote makes her sound like a virgin (which she obviously isn't), or someone who is in love. If she's in love, more power to her.

/it's just sex
 
HotWingConspiracy
2012-05-22 12:26:02 PM
I too believe that a hot teenage billionaire has never had sex. She could like, get in trouble and stuff.
 
Craptastic
2012-05-22 12:30:03 PM
Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 640x953]

Welcome to The Peter Griffin Side-Boob Hour!

i49.tinypic.com
 
the opposite of charity is justice
2012-05-22 12:33:48 PM
PizzaJedi81: I was gonna make an innuendo, but...I can't My daughter likes Hannah Montana too much for me to not feel exTREMEly icky for being attracted to Miley.

I would've thought Miley's face would serve enough of a disincentive without invoking relative ages of offspring.

Younger bodies are nice but damn she should audition for the next Avengers movie as Squirrel Girl.
 
SharkTrager
2012-05-22 12:34:17 PM
She doesn't pretend to be a virgin much anymore. When you live with your boyfriend it's kind of hard to keep up the charade.

Hell, her mom's permissiveness when it came to Miley's dating is a big reason her parents divorced.
 
Cubicle Jockey
2012-05-22 12:34:47 PM
Wasn't she the size queen? Or is that a different tween-star-now-adult actress?
 
Wellon Dowd [TotalFark]
2012-05-22 12:36:59 PM
Cubicle Jockey: Wasn't she the size queen? Or is that a different tween-star-now-adult actress?

That's Amanda "Put It In My Ass" Bynes.
 
Brick-House
2012-05-22 12:40:32 PM
SharkTrager: Hell, her mom's permissiveness when it came to Miley's dating is a big reason her parents divorced.

So mom was OK with her doing daddy?
 
Wellon Dowd [TotalFark]
2012-05-22 12:41:43 PM
i.imgur.com
 
PizzaJedi81
2012-05-22 12:42:39 PM
Wellon Dowd: Cubicle Jockey: Wasn't she the size queen? Or is that a different tween-star-now-adult actress?

That's Amanda "Put It In My Ass" Bynes.

I...I think I just had a man reaction.
 
Flappyhead
2012-05-22 12:44:37 PM
Wellon Dowd: Cubicle Jockey: Wasn't she the size queen? Or is that a different tween-star-now-adult actress?

That's Amanda "Put It In My Ass" Bynes.

Ummm, you got a source on that? Just for clarification....really.
 
Mangoose [TotalFark]
2012-05-22 12:44:53 PM
Sex is a dirty, nasty act that should be enjoyed for what it is. Pleasurable, dirty, nasty fun.

/Nothing magically about your tongue on my balls
//Unless it's some Harry Potter role playing.
///Not that I would know from that.
 
elev8meL8r
2012-05-22 12:46:35 PM
"Sex is a beautiful and magical thing,"

you're doing it wrong
 
PizzaJedi81
2012-05-22 12:47:25 PM
Flappyhead: Wellon Dowd: Cubicle Jockey: Wasn't she the size queen? Or is that a different tween-star-now-adult actress?

That's Amanda "Put It In My Ass" Bynes.

Ummm, you got a source on that? Just for clarification....really.

Hopefully it's more real than the Anne Hathaway rumor.

/it's still real to me, damn it!
 
Profedius
2012-05-22 12:49:13 PM
I am waiting for her tell all book or her dad's mom's tell all book where they lay to rest the question of her having sex with her dad. I tend to lean towards yeah she boned her dad hades if she was my daughter I would bone her too.
 
mjg
2012-05-22 12:49:16 PM
You gonna...

cinemafanatic.files.wordpress.com
 
Tat'dGreaser [TotalFark]
2012-05-22 12:56:11 PM
That was, surprisingly, well said
 
Brick-House
2012-05-22 01:00:06 PM
her "O" face???

cdn2.mamapop.com
 
grinding_journalist
2012-05-22 01:04:18 PM
Brick-House: her "O" face???

[cdn2.mamapop.com image 375x563]

more like her TOE face, mirite?
 
Ashtrey
2012-05-22 01:04:59 PM
SharkTrager: She doesn't pretend to be a virgin much anymore. When you live with your boyfriend it's kind of hard to keep up the charade.

Hell, her mom's permissiveness when it came to Miley's dating is a big reason her parents divorced.

Hell I was a huge nerd in high school and even I was getting laid by 17. Who expects a rich attractive person to NOT take advantage of of those facts for sexual gain?

Maybe I'd think differently if I had a young daughter looking up to her, but I don't.
 
Detinwolf
2012-05-22 01:05:32 PM
Flappyhead: Wellon Dowd: Cubicle Jockey: Wasn't she the size queen? Or is that a different tween-star-now-adult actress?

That's Amanda "Put It In My Ass" Bynes.

Ummm, you got a source on that? Just for clarification....really.

Supplemental photographic evidence is needed.
 
Brick-House
2012-05-22 01:14:51 PM
should we start a pool as to when the sex tape will be released leaked online?
 
Honest Bender [TotalFark]
2012-05-22 01:17:40 PM
Mangoose: Sex is a dirty, nasty act that should be enjoyed for what it is. Pleasurable, dirty, nasty fun.

This. I came here to say pretty much the exact same thing. Just because sex is dirty and animalistic doesn't mean it's wrong. People need to stop dressing it up as some fairy tail disney experience. It's just sex. Pound away and love the one you're with.

/Freaky deakys need love, too.
//Freaky deakys need love, too...
 
garandman1a
2012-05-22 01:23:09 PM
"Sex is a beautiful and magical thing,"

Something something I can make something disappear (wink wink) just come here something something.

/OK, not me. I'm not her daddy.
 
PizzaJedi81
2012-05-22 01:24:39 PM
 
csi_yellowknife
2012-05-22 01:27:23 PM
i8.photobucket.com

I love Mike Nelson.
 
urban.derelict
2012-05-22 01:30:00 PM
kingoomieiii: She's... surprisingly grounded and intelligent.
UGLY

/FTFY
 
Nurglitch
2012-05-22 01:33:13 PM
Of course it's a beautiful and magical thing. Now be a dear and run a new gallon of crisco up from the basement for me.
 
Crewmannumber6 [TotalFark]
2012-05-22 01:47:52 PM
The dreamcatcher tattoo ruins it for me
 
bhcompy
2012-05-22 01:53:33 PM
Ashtrey: Hell I was a huge nerd in high school and even I was getting laid by 17.

That's because Dashiki will sleep with anyone, you dope
 
Psycoholic_Slag
2012-05-22 01:54:40 PM
ExperianScaresCthulhu: "Sex is a beautiful and magical thing,"
- Magical? at that age, that quote makes her sound like a virgin (which she obviously isn't), or someone who is in love. If she's in love, more power to her.

/it's just sex


You're not doing it right then.
 
Thunderboy
2012-05-22 01:56:59 PM
Shut up. This is real.
i13.photobucket.com
 
Ashtrey
2012-05-22 01:57:50 PM
bhcompy: Ashtrey: Hell I was a huge nerd in high school and even I was getting laid by 17.

That's because Dashiki will sleep with anyone, you dope

Whatever, that dime bag didn't buy itself, it counts!
 
DubyaHater
2012-05-22 01:58:46 PM
All women should be pure and untouched until they're married. Women who are defiled prior to marriage should be put to death. How dare women seek pleasures of the flesh.
 
Ashtrey
2012-05-22 01:59:50 PM
Ah shiat, just realized the joke you made with my login. I swear I was using that name before I saw that movie.

Well played, yet poorly fielded.
 
Kanemano
2012-05-22 02:03:20 PM
Sex is only dirty if you are doing it right.
 
Wellon Dowd [TotalFark]
2012-05-22 02:05:45 PM
If you are doing your sex correctly by the time you finish all of the participants should be sweating and at least one of them should be crying.
 
IrateShadow
2012-05-22 02:07:04 PM
Someone help me catch up: what are these amanda bynes and anne hathaway rumors?
 
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