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(Huffington Post)   "Sex is a beautiful and magical thing," says Miley Cyrus. "Not that I've ever had sex," she continued with a sidelong glance at her father, seen here polishing his favorite shotgun   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 128
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2012-05-22 02:08:21 PM

PizzaJedi81: I was gonna make an innuendo, but...I can't My daughter likes Hannah Montana too much for me to not feel exTREMEly icky for being attracted to Miley.


Isn't it not 2007 anymore?
 
2012-05-22 02:11:25 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: "Sex is a beautiful and magical thing,"
- Magical? at that age, that quote makes her sound like a virgin (which she obviously isn't), or someone who is in love. If she's in love, more power to her.

/it's just sex


Dude I remember being 16 and my girlfriend at the time letting me get to third base. The site of her pants coming off was sure as hell magical to me.
 
2012-05-22 02:12:17 PM

IrateShadow: Someone help me catch up: what are these amanda bynes and anne hathaway rumors?


let me google that for you...
 
2012-05-22 02:14:14 PM

urban.derelict: IrateShadow: Someone help me catch up: what are these amanda bynes and anne hathaway rumors?

let me google that for you...


If you don't know, either, just say so!
 
2012-05-22 02:14:34 PM

urban.derelict: let me google that for you...


That sounds like an awful lot of work.
 
2012-05-22 02:15:36 PM

urban.derelict: IrateShadow: Someone help me catch up: what are these amanda bynes and anne hathaway rumors?

let me google that for you...


The google just tells me that she got in a car wreck while drunk and was arrested.

Nothing about UFIA.

I've checked.

/ HALP!!!!
 
2012-05-22 02:17:16 PM

IrateShadow: Someone help me catch up: what are these amanda bynes and anne hathaway rumors?


Supposedly Amanda Bynes gets off by wearing bunny ears, having her lover stuff an entire one-pound bag of M&M's (peanut, not plain) up her pooper, and then hopping around the house leave a trail of "rabbit pellets".

Anne Hathaway has been uncertain of her sexuality for years and can only climax while wearing a strap-on and buggering her partner (male or female).
 
2012-05-22 02:20:35 PM

Wellon Dowd: IrateShadow: Someone help me catch up: what are these amanda bynes and anne hathaway rumors?

Supposedly Amanda Bynes gets off by wearing bunny ears, having her lover stuff an entire one-pound bag of M&M's (peanut, not plain) up her pooper, and then hopping around the house leave a trail of "rabbit pellets".

Anne Hathaway has been uncertain of her sexuality for years and can only climax while wearing a strap-on and buggering her partner (male or female).


WIN!
 
2012-05-22 02:21:22 PM
When she was 15, she was dating a 20-year-old. Gee, ya think some laws were being broken? Naaaaaaaaaaah...

/I'd have broken them all
//still do things illegal in Alabama
///like not farking my sister
 
2012-05-22 02:21:41 PM

IrateShadow: Someone help me catch up: what are these amanda bynes and anne hathaway rumors?


Amanda Bynes loves (only?) the black cawk, and Anne likes it in the pooper.
 
2012-05-22 02:25:19 PM
When I want to know about sex, I ask a 19 year old starlet.

/she's so worldly wise!
 
2012-05-22 02:29:53 PM
I'm gonna go with the first one. It's more interesting.
 
2012-05-22 02:31:33 PM
That's an awful lot of side-boob on multiple occasions. How does she avoid nip slip?
 
2012-05-22 02:39:08 PM

SandmanEsq: That's an awful lot of side-boob on multiple occasions. How does she avoid nip slip?


Superglue. It keeps every thing in place and removes unsightly hairs when she undresses.
 
2012-05-22 02:43:21 PM

Wellon Dowd: Anne Hathaway

fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net

/she certainly does
//sofa king hairy!
 
2012-05-22 02:46:15 PM

SandmanEsq: That's an awful lot of side-boob on multiple occasions. How does she avoid nip slip?


Double-sided tape. Lots of double-sided tape.
 
2012-05-22 02:47:03 PM

Wellon Dowd: SandmanEsq: That's an awful lot of side-boob on multiple occasions. How does she avoid nip slip?

Superglue. It keeps every thing in place and removes unsightly hairs when she undresses.


There is a nip slip pic. It's a bathing suit variety. I am at work, and for my own good will not find it for you. But let me assure you, that if I found it, I am certain you can find it.
 
2012-05-22 02:47:40 PM

urban.derelict: Wellon Dowd: Anne Hathaway
[fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net image 479x720]
/she certainly does
//sofa king hairy!


Sorry, she needed to pop her jaw after going down on me. She was still sore.
 
2012-05-22 03:01:31 PM

Wellon Dowd: IrateShadow: Someone help me catch up: what are these amanda bynes and anne hathaway rumors?

Supposedly Amanda Bynes gets off by wearing bunny ears, having her lover stuff an entire one-pound bag of M&M's (peanut, not plain) up her pooper, and then hopping around the house leave a trail of "rabbit pellets".

Anne Hathaway has been uncertain of her sexuality for years and can only climax while wearing a strap-on and buggering her partner (male or female).


LOL
 
2012-05-22 03:02:41 PM

Wellon Dowd: IrateShadow: Someone help me catch up: what are these amanda bynes and anne hathaway rumors?

Supposedly Amanda Bynes gets off by wearing bunny ears, having her lover stuff an entire one-pound bag of M&M's (peanut, not plain) up her pooper, and then hopping around the house leave a trail of "rabbit pellets".

Anne Hathaway has been uncertain of her sexuality for years and can only climax while wearing a strap-on and buggering her partner (male or female).


What... I... What?
 
2012-05-22 03:04:08 PM
Where do you think she learned about sex?

i3.photobucket.com
 
2012-05-22 03:05:11 PM

grinding_journalist: Brick-House: her "O" face???

[cdn2.mamapop.com image 375x563]

more like her TOE face, mirite?


That pic is titled "Invisible Daddy."
 
2012-05-22 03:06:05 PM

bhcompy: Ashtrey: Hell I was a huge nerd in high school and even I was getting laid by 17.

That's because Dashiki will sleep with anyone, you dope


i149.photobucket.com

A Winner Is You...loved that movie
 
2012-05-22 03:12:59 PM
She has the voice of a 50 year old pack-a-day smoker, she fugly as all fark, and she has all of the class her trailer park upbringing will allow.

Thank god my daughter is now past Hannah Montana and iCarly.
 
2012-05-22 03:20:34 PM

Soup4Bonnie: She has the voice of a 50 year old pack-a-day smoker, she fugly as all fark, and she has all of the class her trailer park upbringing will allow.

Thank god my daughter is now past Hannah Montana and iCarly.


You'll anger the McCurdyites with talk like that!

i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
 
2012-05-22 03:31:47 PM

Flappyhead: ExperianScaresCthulhu: "Sex is a beautiful and magical thing,"
- Magical? at that age, that quote makes her sound like a virgin (which she obviously isn't), or someone who is in love. If she's in love, more power to her.

/it's just sex

Dude I remember being 16 and my girlfriend at the time letting me get to third base. The site of her pants coming off was sure as hell magical to me.


no matter how much sex I've had in my life (or not had, since getting married), it's still pretty special the moment of.

perhaps not a big deal afterwards (just a little dirty and tired), and not a big deal while not in the moment of sex. but, that very moment is always pretty special.
 
2012-05-22 03:33:38 PM

Flappyhead: Wellon Dowd: Cubicle Jockey: Wasn't she the size queen? Or is that a different tween-star-now-adult actress?

That's Amanda "Put It In My Ass" Bynes.

Ummm, you got a source on that? Just for clarification....really.


Well, here's one,(lot's more out there) not the most informative. She dated Kid Cudi, tweeted a bunch of stuff about how good he was in the sack. Has since tweeted that she finds black men attractive. This isn't 4chan, I have no idea why this is scandalous.
 
2012-05-22 03:57:11 PM

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 640x953]


side boob + classic Maiden = win
 
2012-05-22 04:06:15 PM
worldofwonder.net
Invisible Daddy
 
2012-05-22 04:12:57 PM

give me doughnuts: That pic is titled "Invisible Daddy."


*** Shakes tiny fist ****
 
2012-05-22 04:22:41 PM
bhcompy

Ashtrey: Hell I was a huge nerd in high school and even I was getting laid by 17.

That's because Dashiki will sleep with anyone, you dope


Wrong hole, fool

/I'm pregnant
 
2012-05-22 04:23:12 PM
Click all the way thorough the slideshow and note that Pete Postlethwaite's new role is: Levon Helm. Pretty good considering they're both dead.
 
2012-05-22 04:23:30 PM

Wellon Dowd: IrateShadow: Someone help me catch up: what are these amanda bynes and anne hathaway rumors?

Supposedly Amanda Bynes gets off by wearing bunny ears, having her lover stuff an entire one-pound bag of M&M's (peanut, not plain) up her pooper, and then hopping around the house leave a trail of "rabbit pellets".

Anne Hathaway has been uncertain of her sexuality for years and can only climax while wearing a strap-on and buggering her partner (male or female).


Do they beef in the shower and heel it down the drain, too?

/to save time, of course
//srsly, I lol'd
 
2012-05-22 04:24:21 PM
Dammit, fixed before I could get a screenshot.
 
2012-05-22 04:26:03 PM
come on, 2022, when a leathery washed up miley poses for playboy...after releasing a sex tape and starring in a few straight-to-video romantic comedies with increasingly poor production values.
 
2012-05-22 04:39:38 PM

bhcompy: Ashtrey: Hell I was a huge nerd in high school and even I was getting laid by 17.

That's because Dashiki will sleep with anyone, you dope


i.ytimg.com
My name is Dashiki. That's Swahili for "doggy-style."
 
2012-05-22 04:42:12 PM

Ctrl-Alt-Del: [worldofwonder.net image 450x675]
Invisible Daddy


That's some nice camel toe goin on there.
 
2012-05-22 04:50:48 PM

Tat'dGreaser: That was, surprisingly, well said


Sounds like she's becoming more savvy as she is entering adulthood. She's realized that she could never be the walking-talking hymen that her father, as well as the moral guardians of America, expected of her.
 
2012-05-22 04:55:55 PM

Flappyhead: The site of her pants coming off was sure as hell magical to me.



Even with the mis-spelling, this statement makes perfect sense to me.

/yes, I've visited the site of my first too
 
2012-05-22 04:59:50 PM
worldofwonder.net

imagehost.vendio.com
 
2012-05-22 05:06:00 PM
Hm. I guess I can't really fault anything she said, and it is interesting to read the point of view of someone that successful at so young an age.
 
2012-05-22 05:57:40 PM

Revanche: Flappyhead: The site of her pants coming off was sure as hell magical to me.


Even with the mis-spelling, this statement makes perfect sense to me.



Chalk it up to some nice memories of my youth interfering with my typing. Even years later sitting in that giant easy chair made me all tingly.
 
2012-05-22 06:10:41 PM

Brick-House: her "O" face???

[cdn2.mamapop.com image 375x563]


nice toe
 
2012-05-22 06:20:49 PM

mansonozz: [worldofwonder.net image 450x675]

[imagehost.vendio.com image 640x480]


I was thinking more like

www.toyarchive.com
 
2012-05-22 06:22:40 PM

PizzaJedi81: I was gonna make an innuendo, but...I can't My daughter likes Hannah Montana too much for me to not feel exTREMEly icky for being attracted to Miley.


I'd make her feel extremely icky. If you know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2012-05-22 06:30:16 PM
"the world's expectations of her"

My expectation is to see her cracked out and pregnant with Macaulay Culkin's kid by 28.

/I'm betting on the over
 
2012-05-22 06:34:18 PM
She's obviously is not doing it right.
 
2012-05-22 06:34:46 PM
Heh. Rednecks. I'll bet it wasn't his shotgun he was polishing when she shot him a sideways glance.
 
2012-05-22 06:37:27 PM

Thorny4Pie: "the world's expectations of her"

My expectation is to see her cracked out and pregnant with Macaulay Culkin's kid by 28.

/I'm betting on the over


I would have said Fez. Isn't he the one always trying to get them while they're still young but of age?
 
2012-05-22 06:55:49 PM
That all seemed pretty reasonable, good for her living past the stupid teenager stage of life. Maybe she's saved her money and stayed off unreasonable quantities of drugs or something, child stars do occasionally grow up in to reasonable human beings.
 
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